THIS SHIP IS AWESOME!. My girlfriend is literally a fountain of retarded quotes.. Jen, what the , yen I' m serry baby, I messed haven' t called me in feur up, I
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THIS SHIP IS AWESOME!

 
THIS SHIP IS AWESOME!. My girlfriend is literally a fountain of retarded quotes.. Jen, what the , yen I' m serry baby, I messed haven' t called me in feur up, I

My girlfriend is literally a fountain of retarded quotes.

Jen, what the **** , yen I' m serry baby, I messed
haven' t called me in feur up, I premise I' ll remember
s yen selfish assholey tn call yen mere aften...
My girlfriend]
Yeu' re selfish! Tau
den' t want tn Hark an this!
This is a RELATIONSHIP net
...
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Submitted: 10/13/2011
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#21 - Kaii (10/14/2011) [-]
you should have just simply replied - "The phone works both ways honey"

with the most smug-bastard grin you can muster.
#54 - antocos (10/14/2011) [-]
O look, I have a pic of your girlfriend!
O look, I have a pic of your girlfriend!
#28 - smajlone (10/14/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#26 - NekustaII (10/14/2011) [-]
Fixed
User avatar #25 - Razuma (10/14/2011) [-]
I'm starting to become worried I can relate with half the characters in these comics
#48 - davegrowl (10/14/2011) [-]
Do you happen to be a fisherman?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkFMJ4-ai1I
User avatar #50 to #48 - crowdukejo (10/14/2011) [-]
Nice Primus reference, Sven.
User avatar #52 to #50 - happyhour (10/14/2011) [-]
PRIMUS SUCK
#51 to #50 - davegrowl (10/14/2011) [-]
Primus sucks forever man
(I don't have any Primus reaction pics :/)
#60 to #51 - davegrowl (10/14/2011) [-]
"PRIMUS SUCKS-   
It is the band Primus' slogan, meaning that you would say it if you really like primus. they got sick of the slogan after awhile but some people still say it because it's a great slogan, so if you see someone post a comment on a youtube video of primus and they say primus sucks give them an E-high five.  
WRONG!   
Fan: Primus sucks!   
noob primus fan: dood primus doesnt suck 			****		 u   
  
RIGHT!   
fan:Primus sucks "  
 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Primus%20sucks   
  
Saying Primus sucks is like being an iron maiden fan and saying up the irons or being a Slayer fan and yelling "SLAAYYYEERRRRR!!!!!! \m/"  
Noob fan: Damn straight
"PRIMUS SUCKS-
It is the band Primus' slogan, meaning that you would say it if you really like primus. they got sick of the slogan after awhile but some people still say it because it's a great slogan, so if you see someone post a comment on a youtube video of primus and they say primus sucks give them an E-high five.
WRONG!
Fan: Primus sucks!
noob primus fan: dood primus doesnt suck **** u

RIGHT!
fan:Primus sucks "
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Primus%20sucks

Saying Primus sucks is like being an iron maiden fan and saying up the irons or being a Slayer fan and yelling "SLAAYYYEERRRRR!!!!!! \m/"
Noob fan: Damn straight
User avatar #66 to #60 - crowdukejo (10/14/2011) [-]
TKE SUCKS
#24 - likeoneninja (10/14/2011) [-]
**likeoneninja rolled a random image**
User avatar #5 - Scorpionjak (10/14/2011) [-]
MY name is Jon too, But I'm forever alone.
*internet handshake*
User avatar #6 to #5 - crowdukejo (10/14/2011) [-]
Clearly you can come aboard the Jonship. No homo.
*internet bro-fist-explosion*
User avatar #7 to #6 - Scorpionjak (10/14/2011) [-]
ALL JONS ABOARD THE JONSHIP!
User avatar #8 to #7 - crowdukejo (10/14/2011) [-]
'Tis a wonderful vessel, free of skanks.
User avatar #9 to #8 - Scorpionjak (10/14/2011) [-]
T'is. SHall we conquer the land of Chads?
User avatar #10 to #9 - crowdukejo (10/14/2011) [-]
**** Chad. We are clearly superior.
#18 to #10 - moshadude (10/14/2011) [-]
My name is JonJo... Can I get in on this?
#17 to #10 - boodman (10/14/2011) [-]
im not a jon, but can i join, to create a threesome? nohomo.
#31 to #17 - crowdukejo (10/14/2011) [-]
**crowdukejo rolled a random image** Come on aboard the Jonship, all are welcome!
#49 - beblackat (10/14/2011) [-]
thumb up!
thumb up!
User avatar #61 to #49 - squadallah (10/14/2011) [-]
I forget that actress' name. But Easy A was good. And she's sexy too.
#34 - crowdukejo (10/14/2011) [-]
Just hit 747 thumbs...hope we don't crash!

(Yes, I'm an asshole for posting this.)
+4
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#56 to #30 - Fluorum (10/14/2011) [-]
she's...  
uhm, might sound wrong..  
  
..handsome?
she's...
uhm, might sound wrong..

..handsome?
#19 - justaperson (10/14/2011) [-]
Funniest thing I have seen all day. thumbed, Faved, Subed.
Funniest thing I have seen all day. thumbed, Faved, Subed.
#16 - aeden (10/14/2011) [-]
**aeden rolled a random image** <------ my Jonship
User avatar #14 - chronicj (10/14/2011) [-]
She couldn't call you. Way to be selfish man
User avatar #13 - odinson (10/14/2011) [-]
This is the first post on this site to make me truly laugh in a long time. thumb and favorite for you, sir.
#27 - dmu (10/14/2011) [-]
**dmu rolled a random image**
"Even I could could not sink the Jonship!"
+3
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#53 - tyberconsort (10/14/2011) [-]
**tyberconsort rolled a random image** Definitely not Love Cruise.
#65 - beardedclam (10/14/2011) [-]
trips
#64 - BraindeadBuddha (10/14/2011) [-]
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