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BEER. Thanks for all the thumbs up! . Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results

Thanks for all the thumbs up!

Tags: Beer
Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should
take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results
of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones
in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into
women. To test the finding, we men were fed is pints of beer each.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became overly emotional,
couldn' t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing,
and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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Submitted: 10/13/2011
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#12 - ittroll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#102 to #12 - analgrandma (10/14/2011) [-]
classy like wine, while still being a manly drink.
#171 - ragenerd (10/14/2011) [-]
wait so that means every woman is a drunk guy!
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#6 - matthewfjr **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#75 to #6 - abogado **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#16 to #6 - AnonSixtyNine (10/14/2011) [-]
THE NECTAR OF THE GODS!
#3 - timbuktu (10/13/2011) [-]
Meanwhile in Munich, Germany....



It's my brother btw :D
#4 to #3 - anon (10/13/2011) [-]
Mein Accountname sagt alles :D
#5 to #4 - timbuktu (10/13/2011) [-]
anonymous... ?
User avatar #33 to #4 - coolfuzzy ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
how does your account name say anything again?
User avatar #10 to #8 - whynospacesallowed (10/14/2011) [-]
thats where i got here from
#19 to #8 - anon (10/14/2011) [-]
Question real quick, is your user name from the static-x song?
#68 - ibl (10/14/2011) [-]
Aha, man do I know what you mean by THAT.
Women, pffft.
With their... boobs...
#60 - arastamarv (10/14/2011) [-]
It looks like a dog's face on the beer!
It looks like a dog's face on the beer!
#81 - anon (10/14/2011) [-]
Good job, you have my thumb.
#82 to #81 - anon (10/14/2011) [-]
And my sword.
#85 to #82 - sharadsun (10/14/2011) [-]
And my bow.
And my bow.
#87 to #85 - anon (10/14/2011) [-]
And my axe.
#92 to #87 - sharadsun (10/14/2011) [-]
You carry the fate of us all little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it done.
User avatar #93 to #92 - stygian (10/14/2011) [-]
Obvious sameRichard Simmons is obvious.
User avatar #98 to #97 - stygian (10/14/2011) [-]
Oh? I'm sorry. was this horribly over done joke still funny for you? **** off.
#100 to #98 - FourchansChosenone (10/14/2011) [-]
Haha yes it was
Haha yes it was
User avatar #104 to #100 - Drutarg (10/14/2011) [-]
Michael Irvin and Warren Sapp telling me I'm mad? I'll accept that.
User avatar #101 to #100 - stygian (10/14/2011) [-]
Question. I noticed your name is "FourchansChosenone" does that mean your like the angriest and most retarded of all the 4chan users?
#105 to #101 - saratheanusinvader (10/14/2011) [-]
you sir, are a PENIS smuggler. i've seen your other comments on here and you're such an ass, why?
User avatar #107 to #105 - stygian (10/14/2011) [-]
because everyone on this site, nay, on every humor based thread site are a bunch of ******* Richard Simmonss.
#111 to #107 - FourchansChosenone (10/14/2011) [-]
Did you know the word F.a.g means a bundle of twigs as well? :D
#137 to #111 - saratheanusinvader (10/14/2011) [-]
DID YOU KNOW that poof is another word for an ottoman?
FABOLOUS DAHLING!
User avatar #138 to #137 - FourchansChosenone (10/14/2011) [-]
I did not! Wow the things you can learn in one day
User avatar #139 to #138 - saratheanusinvader (10/14/2011) [-]
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
#142 to #139 - FourchansChosenone (10/14/2011) [-]
And now i know!
User avatar #115 to #111 - stygian (10/14/2011) [-]
HURRRRR did you know in england its also slang terminology for a cigarette? DURRRRRR
User avatar #117 to #115 - FourchansChosenone (10/14/2011) [-]
Well done

Keep proving to people that you have "Intelligence"
User avatar #121 to #117 - stygian (10/14/2011) [-]
Well done

Keep being that guy that thumbs down the other guy's comments in an argument
User avatar #124 to #121 - FourchansChosenone (10/14/2011) [-]
I haven't thumbed you down once unless you haven't realised there are other people here who think you are a silly little man with a bad back
User avatar #127 to #124 - stygian (10/14/2011) [-]
whoah. i just realized im arguing with a guy that has 4chan in his name. WTF am i doing? sorry, this is getting way too boring now, kindly blow it out your ass and enjoy the rest of the front page material.
User avatar #132 to #127 - FourchansChosenone (10/14/2011) [-]
Oo someone's giving up i see and he also made a stab at 4chan! ooo that just puckers my lip. Enjoy the rest of your sad little life Mr sore back man
User avatar #144 to #132 - stygian (10/14/2011) [-]
couldnt respond to the other comment, so im responding to this, not a story, facts. but i dont care, i dont need to prove anything to you, have a good one like i said.
#145 to #144 - FourchansChosenone (10/14/2011) [-]
Yeah i heard you have a sore back that puts you in pain.
Yeah i heard you have a sore back that puts you in pain.
User avatar #136 to #132 - stygian (10/14/2011) [-]
hey, at least i was trying to be a little nice by telling you to enjoy the rest of the front page, but i guess all that gets me is someone making fun of a serious spine problem that i have that put me in excruciating pain. alright, well, again, enjoy browsing the content, and hope you have a good morning/day/evening whichever one it is in your particular time zone
User avatar #109 to #107 - saratheanusinvader (10/14/2011) [-]
why not just let them have their fun?
User avatar #114 to #109 - stygian (10/14/2011) [-]
why not just let me have mine?
#118 to #114 - saratheanusinvader (10/14/2011) [-]
you're a meany poo and you make my the little funnyjunkies sad.
you're a meany poo and you make my the little funnyjunkies sad.
User avatar #120 to #118 - stygian (10/14/2011) [-]
I was mean a few times. big whoop. if you look at the majority of my other comments I'm actually a nice person. But it's 4 in the morning and i can't sleep because my spine is out of alignment and it feels like there's a knife in my back, so excuse the **** out of me for being in a bad mood.
User avatar #122 to #120 - saratheanusinvader (10/14/2011) [-]
ok, you're in a bad mood, everyone is at least once in they're lifetime, but what you gotta bring other people down?
User avatar #126 to #122 - stygian (10/14/2011) [-]
Because youre all retarded enough to let me :]
User avatar #128 to #126 - saratheanusinvader (10/14/2011) [-]
there's a difference between being retarded and stupid.
but, anyway, hope you feel better, maybe you'll be happy :3
User avatar #140 to #128 - stygian (10/14/2011) [-]
i couldnt reply to your last comment so im replying to this one, thank you for wishing me to feel better although i was a prick, im sorry for being an asshole to you, and i hope you find your **** to be enjoyable.
User avatar #143 to #140 - saratheanusinvader (10/14/2011) [-]
awww, thank you. :3
User avatar #130 to #128 - stygian (10/14/2011) [-]
nah, that last comment was a fluke, i dont really mean that, i do feel like a prick, but only a little bit...okay, scrolling up, alot. **** .
User avatar #133 to #130 - saratheanusinvader (10/14/2011) [-]
meh.
feel better anyway.
im gonna go try to take a **** .
#103 to #101 - FourchansChosenone (10/14/2011) [-]
Ooo someone has a sandy vagina today. Question. Did you delete your comment on the "Kind of" twins thing because you realised how stupid it was? See what i did thar? I turned your question against you
Ooo someone has a sandy vagina today. Question. Did you delete your comment on the "Kind of" twins thing because you realised how stupid it was? See what i did thar? I turned your question against you
User avatar #106 to #103 - stygian (10/14/2011) [-]
Nah, i deleted that because i didnt know that the OP of that post had done the same thing in another post. and Question. You do realize you didnt "turn my question against" me as you so....eloquently put it, but more or less made a parody of my comment to make yourself seem like your point had any relevance to this at all?
#108 to #106 - FourchansChosenone (10/14/2011) [-]
Ooo pulling out your dictonary for this one are ya? I dont need to have a point because it is so easy to make with people like you :3 I'm not even trying and you're already taking this so seriously. It is quite entertaining actually
Ooo pulling out your dictonary for this one are ya? I dont need to have a point because it is so easy to make with people like you :3 I'm not even trying and you're already taking this so seriously. It is quite entertaining actually
User avatar #112 to #108 - stygian (10/14/2011) [-]
No, no dictionary here, I'm using a few things called "intelligence" and "vocabulary". And who said i was taking this seriously? I don't give a flying **** about this really, all my **** could get red thumbed to oblivion and it wouldn't make a difference.
#116 to #112 - FourchansChosenone (10/14/2011) [-]
Yeah yeah yeah because an intelligent person with a wide vocabulary throws the word F.a.g around at people on the INTERNET just because he disagrees with something that is not his own opinion blah blah and all that ******** you keep spewing out of that filthy hole you call a mouth
User avatar #119 to #116 - stygian (10/14/2011) [-]
I'm trying to find some kind of relevant point, or some kind of actual substantial insult...but i cant find one, so ill just break down your comment. 1. this is the internet. of course I'm not going to throw around all the words that i know just so i can stroke my own ego and make other people feel dumb. I may be an asshole, but I'm not a douche-bag. 2. Who the **** doesn't throw around the word F.ag on this site? and finally 3. I'm typing. not speaking. dumb **** .
User avatar #123 to #119 - FourchansChosenone (10/14/2011) [-]
Still not seeing much of something i could call a vocabulary my simple minded friend. Not seeing much of a rebuttal either. You're just repeating the same crap over and over again
P.S You're not an asshole or a douchebag. You are a little child because a douchebag would at least be entertaining
User avatar #125 to #123 - stygian (10/14/2011) [-]
I'm not seeing...where I'm repeating myself.... but okayyyyy. but man, you must really ******* love that lord of the rings joke right? i mean, youve been at this for like 40 minutes just because i said something to someone else that in no way could have possibly directly offended you. man, im a horrible ******* person, and clearly a moron. i should just go ******* kill myself.
User avatar #129 to #125 - FourchansChosenone (10/14/2011) [-]
There was a lord of the rings joke in this thread? I was just doing this to see how long you would try to keep this up without making a contradiction (Ooo big word) but now you have because you stated to me that you were an asshole which would imply you do this on purpose just to be an asshole ALTHOUGH in another comment you said you were doing this because you are in a bad mood over your sore back. Try to keep your story straight you silly little person
User avatar #131 to #129 - stygian (10/14/2011) [-]
Different stories for different people brah. youve never told a few lies for entertainment?
User avatar #134 to #131 - FourchansChosenone (10/14/2011) [-]
Not in the same thread Mr Vocabulary man that would be just so darn silly
#94 to #93 - sharadsun (10/14/2011) [-]
Actually, not samef@g. But nice try :D

I was legitimately glad that someone could continue my LotR references.
User avatar #96 to #94 - stygian (10/14/2011) [-]
"I was legitimately glad that someone could continue my LotR references. " too bad the comment thread was started by an anon.
#99 to #96 - sharadsun (10/14/2011) [-]
xD all right. That's nice.
#63 - aurelius (10/14/2011) [-]
Golden head watches you drink
#1 - blacktothefuture (10/13/2011) [-]
<---- And if women get wet/ are fed after midnight
User avatar #7 to #1 - xiik (10/13/2011) [-]
Ive always been curious what ******* a female bodybuilder would be like ...
#18 to #7 - vladmr (10/14/2011) [-]
Whatever you do, don't let her be on top. /shudder
#9 to #1 - skinnyman (10/14/2011) [-]
Why the **** do you have that on your pc?
#174 to #9 - blacktothefuture (10/14/2011) [-]
Why wouldn't I?
#77 - xyman (10/14/2011) [-]
at first i was prob going to skip because i thought it was just some genaric fact about beer, but then i read the rest of it and lol'd thumb for you!
#14 - xxlggxizxbeastx (10/14/2011) [-]
**xxlggxizxbeastx rolled a random image** ummm fed beer how do u eat beer
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User avatar #227 to #14 - doctorkumming (10/14/2011) [-]
**doctorkumming rolls 8** A # X
User avatar #228 to #227 - doctorkumming (10/14/2011) [-]
A8X foREVer!!!
#17 to #14 - mrvegeta (10/14/2011) [-]
**mrvegeta rolled a random image** **** yeah I love avenged sevenfold
User avatar #21 to #17 - ARandomSpoon (10/14/2011) [-]
**** yes.
User avatar #31 to #17 - carmasterzaib (10/14/2011) [-]
what the fk i happening in that lol
User avatar #23 to #14 - Sacrarment (10/14/2011) [-]
Hmm... Nice Picture.
#38 to #14 - anon (10/14/2011) [-]
i dont understand how so many people can like a7x… its so boring imo
User avatar #71 to #38 - suiode (10/14/2011) [-]
City of Evil was amazing in my eyes, Besides that they're just a generic metal band
User avatar #80 to #71 - exoh (10/14/2011) [-]
not even really metal, more hard rock
User avatar #185 to #38 - mrvegeta (10/14/2011) [-]
It's just a different taste of music, an opinion if you will.

That explains why we were thumbed down, funnyjunk doesn't like people expressing opinions.
User avatar #37 to #14 - drepicfail (10/14/2011) [-]
A7X Forever
#195 to #26 - trollfacecraig (10/14/2011) [-]
**trollfacecraig rolls 6** a...x
#196 to #195 - trollfacecraig (10/14/2011) [-]
1 off -_- A7X are amazing!!!
#24 to #14 - skinnyman (10/14/2011) [-]
Nice roll bro.
User avatar #44 to #14 - liketofap (10/14/2011) [-]
**liketofap rolls 55** A little depressed from the positive comments to the Avenged Sevenfold image, they're ok but that's some super mainstream, whatever you hear on the radio that sounds cool with the gnarly autotune, right?
User avatar #186 to #44 - mrvegeta (10/14/2011) [-]
I never hear A7X on the radio
#180 - anon (10/14/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 65**
#150 - sickchewbacca (10/14/2011) [-]
**sickchewbacca rolls 88** You left out the part of going into the kitchen late at night to make a flying bacon sammich
#151 to #150 - sickchewbacca (10/14/2011) [-]
How come the only time I get dubs are when they are completely irrelevant to the discussion?
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#113 to #83 - limeliight (10/14/2011) [-]
I saw the same thing man!  
.. freaked the 			****		 out of me!
I saw the same thing man!
.. freaked the **** out of me!
#29 - fellfox (10/14/2011) [-]
**fellfox rolled a random image** mfw drunk
#183 - dmaxevilgenius (10/14/2011) [-]
that's why i drink vodka
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User avatar #172 to #154 - pyrenbane (10/14/2011) [-]
thumbs just for your avatar. :O
User avatar #156 to #154 - dscrim ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
i freaked the **** out when i made my cursor go over your name and your pic appeared.
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