How Pets Think. lol, this seems so true... The Dog' s Diary Milli am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9: 30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! he am - A walk in
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How Pets Think

lol, this seems so true..

The Dog' s Diary
Milli am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9: 30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
he am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
am - Got rubbed and petterk My Favorite thing!
ait: tn pm - Milk boned My Favorite thinga
1 ill} pm - Played in the yard! My favorite
hill} pm - Wagged my will My favorite thingi
5' pm - Dinners My favorite thirty
Till} pm - that to play ball! My favorite thinga
Milt}! pm - Wow! Watched TV with the peoplel My favorite thing
11: 90 pm . Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
The Cat' s Diary
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine
lavishly on Fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of
dry nuggets, Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I
nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to
disgust them, i once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and
dropped its headless body at their feet, I had hoped this would strike fear into
their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities- However, they merely
made condescending comments about what an "good little hunter" I am, Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their
accomplices tonight. t was placed in solitary
for the duration of the event. However, I
could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard
that my was the to the power of
allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to
use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to
assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving am
his feet as he was walking. I must try this again , but at the top of the
stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are whip and witches. The dog
receives special privileges. He ts regularly released, and seems to be more than
willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an . I
observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports
my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an
elevated cell, so he is safe. For new .. .
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#1 - anonymous (10/13/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** not when i shift into MAXIMUM OVERGARY
#2 - sirrommel (10/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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