Sarcasm. I hope the new title makes it clear.. ID Reasons Why Gay h' Carriage is Wrong L Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things
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Sarcasm. I hope the new title makes it clear.. ID Reasons Why Gay h' Carriage is Wrong L Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things

I hope the new title makes it clear.

ID Reasons Why Gay h' Carriage is Wrong
L Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural
things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way
that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3., Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior, People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog
has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn' t
changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can' t marry
whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears‘
marriage would be destroyed.
Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn' t be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren' t full yet, and the world needs
more children.
7. Geniously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.
S. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That' s why we. hays only one religion in America.
Children can never succeed without a male and a female role
model at home. That' s why we as a society expressly forbid single
parents to raise children.
Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven' t adapted to
cars, the economy, or longer life spans.
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#56 - highaspinkiepie (10/13/2011) [-]
As long as gay men are not ******* on my front lawn, they can get married all they want. Hot lesbians are welcome to **** on my front lawn, however.
#98 to #56 - fjarchon (10/14/2011) [-]
Now I gotta change my weekend plans.
User avatar #106 to #98 - highaspinkiepie (10/14/2011) [-]
Are you a gay man who was planning to have sex on my lawn, or a hot lesbian who wasn't planning on it?
User avatar #122 to #109 - highaspinkiepie (10/14/2011) [-]
I think my neighbors might be fine with it
#128 to #122 - fjarchon (10/14/2011) [-]
PARTY NEXT DOOR!!!
PARTY NEXT DOOR!!!
User avatar #68 to #56 - kabizus (10/14/2011) [-]
We need more straight people like you. Because no gay man would go **** on your lawn, unless they were trolling you.
User avatar #19 - drawesomeballs (10/13/2011) [-]
me and my bf are thinking of getting a civil partnership soon :3
User avatar #70 to #19 - pokemonred (10/14/2011) [-]
Congrats friend!
User avatar #105 to #19 - fjarchon (10/14/2011) [-]
I need to get a bf so bad D;
#45 - squidyj (10/13/2011) [-]
I used to be for Gay Marriage but this post really turned me around on the issue, a lot of really well thought out arguments against gay marriage and to be honest I'm not really sure why I didn't see it all sooner.
#47 to #45 - llawlietpony (10/13/2011) [-]
your joking right, i think you are but after looking at some other comments i dont even know anymore
your joking right, i think you are but after looking at some other comments i dont even know anymore
#49 to #47 - squidyj (10/13/2011) [-]
Sir I can assure you that I would never joke about an issue so core to the future of this great nation. Could you imagine the carnage and chaos were gay marriage to be legalized across all the states? People would wind up engaging in long and fulfilling relationships with ROCKS with ROCKS. I weep for the direction these brainwashed liberal heathens lead our great christian nation in.
User avatar #85 to #49 - severepwner (10/14/2011) [-]
If you're being sarcastic, **** you. If you're legit, I think I can live on this planet now.
#89 to #85 - squidyj (10/14/2011) [-]
I am shocked and appalled at your attempt to lead me into sin sir. Fornication between man and man is the purview of the devil himself sir, THE DEVIL HIMSELF.
User avatar #92 to #89 - severepwner (10/14/2011) [-]
Damn straight. Glad we agree.
#99 to #92 - squidyj (10/14/2011) [-]
Quite, would you care to go lynching with me sometime? Often it can be frightfully dull but every once in a while it can be quite sporting.
#46 - SGTBLACKPOWA (10/13/2011) [-]
Nice post man, shows the ignorance Americans can posses (yes, I'm American). I mean really, who cares if you're gay or smoke weed or what the 			****		 ever? Can a person not do what he/she pleases in the comfort of their home/country with out persecution? Seriously guys, this isn't the 			*******		 1700's anymore.
Nice post man, shows the ignorance Americans can posses (yes, I'm American). I mean really, who cares if you're gay or smoke weed or what the **** ever? Can a person not do what he/she pleases in the comfort of their home/country with out persecution? Seriously guys, this isn't the ******* 1700's anymore.
User avatar #116 to #46 - mattquatch (10/14/2011) [-]
I would totally agree with you there, but that's the same kind of logic NAMBLA (an honest to god real organization) uses when they want male-young boy relationships to be legal.
User avatar #141 to #116 - SGTBLACKPOWA (10/14/2011) [-]
I just looked that up and I got to say, ******* EW.
User avatar #148 to #141 - mattquatch (10/14/2011) [-]
Yeah, it was on an episode of South Park once and I thought it was just something Stone and Parker came up with. Then I found the wikipedia article... ****** ****** up, plain and simple.
#178 to #148 - SGTBLACKPOWA (10/14/2011) [-]
Yeah seriously. I mean I'm all down with gay rights but this....this isnt even sane.
Yeah seriously. I mean I'm all down with gay rights but this....this isnt even sane.
#15 - anon (10/13/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** As I can see by the comments section, many of you don't get the sarcasm at work in this post. He is saying that many things in society would occur if gay marraige were legal, however, these things already occur.

Pic hopefully related.
User avatar #77 - dangler ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
Why is marriage even an institution of the state in the first place?
#9 - anon (10/13/2011) [-]
always looking for stuff like this. saved
#5 - anon (10/13/2011) [-]
I'm a right-wing republican who is against gay marriage.....and i still believe its wrong.... but this made me think
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#31 - amybumble (10/13/2011) [-]
**** YEEEAH!
#93 - iamphoenix (10/14/2011) [-]
Marriage is a symbol of the desire to spend your life with somebody. If gay people have those feelings, they should get that right. Further, as Jesus said about gays: "Not a damn thing."
User avatar #140 to #93 - guyfromclarksville (10/14/2011) [-]
People often quote "If one lies with a man as he would lie with a woman, he is an abomination." I just take that to mean same-sex sex can't produce kids, and people who try are crazy (which is solved by adoption and donation).
#146 to #140 - iamphoenix (10/14/2011) [-]
Well, that's from the old laws. I'm not a theologian, so I don't have the academic background to fully judge them, but I believe they were designed to model the Jewish society three thousand years ago. That law in particular was made to distance the Jews from their oppressors the Persians and Babylonians as much as possible, and to keep the population up. A Christian is not judged by the old laws, since Christ fulfilled them. The point of Christianity is to reach everybody, and judge them by their character rather than by their actions. Paul introduces the passage from the Old Testament law to the New Testament by explaining the necessity after people were porking pretty much everything. Jesus himself, as far as I am aware, never condemns homosexuality, but he does condemn lust.
#91 - fjarchon (10/14/2011) [-]
You just made me one happy gay.
User avatar #94 to #91 - severepwner (10/14/2011) [-]
Terrible choice you made. Being homosexual.
User avatar #102 to #94 - fjarchon (10/14/2011) [-]
Terrible choice you made being a homophobic asshole.
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#114 to #94 - ridiculosity (10/14/2011) [-]
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oh, take a seat somewhere, dickhead
#107 to #94 - gawagg (10/14/2011) [-]
Terrible choice you made. Being a Richard Simmonsgot.
User avatar #100 to #94 - mattquatch (10/14/2011) [-]
... Obvious troll is obvious?
User avatar #104 to #91 - romaniantiger (10/14/2011) [-]
Made me happy as well :3
User avatar #143 to #91 - guyfromclarksville (10/14/2011) [-]
wordplay time! You are a dandy gay, and a gay dandy! (hooray for kind-of old slang!)
User avatar #165 to #151 - guyfromclarksville (10/14/2011) [-]
"dandy" is a word that can mean "in a good mood", or "homosexual" (I think that was mid-20th cen. slang). "gay"... Well, it's obvious, but I feel like saying it anyway, it means "upbeat and happy", or, as well, "homosexual". Hooray for too many commas!
User avatar #113 to #91 - bradynissen (10/14/2011) [-]
Poor man. Never know what a vagina feels like. You're missing out..
User avatar #120 to #113 - fjarchon (10/14/2011) [-]
Poor man. Will never know how awesome it feels to be with another man. You're missing out.

btw I hope you will one day know what a vagina feels like too.
User avatar #127 to #120 - bradynissen (10/14/2011) [-]
I think I'm good. The whole 'having **** on my dick' thing is kind of a turn off.
User avatar #134 to #127 - fjarchon (10/14/2011) [-]
Obviously you've never had anal with a girl. Which most I hear are doing these days.
User avatar #139 to #134 - bradynissen (10/14/2011) [-]
Never planning on doing it either.
User avatar #147 to #139 - fjarchon (10/14/2011) [-]
Well go enjoy your "vagina"(hand) and I'll enjoy my men and we never have to speak to each other again.
#172 to #147 - eenbobean (10/14/2011) [-]
FLAWLESS VICTORY.
#73 - stefanthegooner (10/14/2011) [-]
Gay people have just as much right to be miserable as straight people
#71 - anon (10/14/2011) [-]
Didn't read title. At first I was all like YOU DICK because I'm bi and all, and then I read the title after I saw description and I'm like, oh.
#80 to #71 - anon (10/14/2011) [-]
I'm gay and my feelings about bi people are "PICK A SIDE" and "STOP LYING TO GET CHICKS"
User avatar #162 - Kamesakke ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
Don't want gay marriage? Blame the straight people for having gay babies!
#136 - Gaarasgirl (10/14/2011) [-]
It's getting ridiculous on how gay marriage is illegal, yet marrying your first cousin is legal in more states than same sex.

Me and my fiance have to move some where legal so we get the benefit of a legal marriage...

Lesbian pictures anyone?
#125 - CakemanRPG (10/14/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #48 - politicsarefun (10/13/2011) [-]
I don't understand why we don't have this much support for polygamy. who cares if its one guy and 5-6 women, that's their choice.
#74 - anon (10/14/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 422**
Trips for 'Merica
#75 to #74 - anon (10/14/2011) [-]
Close enough
User avatar #65 - iskandersa (10/14/2011) [-]
'MERICA
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