Sarcasm. I hope the new title makes it clear.. ID Reasons Why Gay h' Carriage is Wrong L Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things
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I hope the new title makes it clear.

ID Reasons Why Gay h' Carriage is Wrong
L Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural
things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way
that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3., Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior, People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog
has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn' t
changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can' t marry
whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears‘
marriage would be destroyed.
Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn' t be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren' t full yet, and the world needs
more children.
7. Geniously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.
S. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That' s why we. hays only one religion in America.
Children can never succeed without a male and a female role
model at home. That' s why we as a society expressly forbid single
parents to raise children.
Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven' t adapted to
cars, the economy, or longer life spans.
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#14 - smoosel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #19 - drawesomeballs (10/13/2011) [+] (2 replies)
me and my bf are thinking of getting a civil partnership soon :3
User avatar #1 - frowniegilmore (10/13/2011) [+] (4 replies)
This is most right-wing republican thing I have ever heard, btw blacks and whites can marry.
#32 - chocolateshein (10/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
This is FUNNYjunk not post your political **** junk, thumbwhore.
User avatar #37 to #32 - culex (10/13/2011) [-]
Uh, I thought this was funnier than half the **** that usually makes front page.

#57 - anonymous (10/13/2011) [+] (5 replies)
.....................your a total ass......straight couples do produce gay children, and every american has their rights...and no gay marrige is breaking tht freedom so shut the **** up
#56 - highaspinkiepie (10/13/2011) [+] (7 replies)
As long as gay men are not ******* on my front lawn, they can get married all they want. Hot lesbians are welcome to **** on my front lawn, however.
User avatar #28 - zombiepikachu (10/13/2011) [+] (8 replies)
this is the reason why people don't like gays. we come on here for the funny and we see a post foe gay people. if they acted like straight people (you not make it a big deal to be gay) nobody would give a **** about you (op) being gay.
#34 to #28 - flourchin (10/13/2011) [-]
The fact that i support gay marriage does not make me gay.
#7 - anonymous (10/13/2011) [+] (4 replies)
1. Gay marriage is natural because it is a choice. americans are too dumb to like anything that is different.
2. follow number one, ITS A CHOICE. people will be gay if they want to be not if they see some gay mother ****** frenching another gay mother ****** in the corner.
3. Americans already **** their animals(some not all) so that is not a valid point.
4. women are not property, black people do whatever they want, and 70% of married couples get divorced.
5. straight marriage will not be affected by gay marriage and some crazy bitch who shaved her head because shes ******* nuts doesnt make a difference on anything.
6. Usually one of the partners in a gay marriage donates sperm to a surrogate or agrees to be impregnated by another of the opposite sex therefore they will be the biological parent of a child and the world does not need more children because children are ******* retarded.
7. Gay people usually become gay due to trauma in their life I.E. straight parents fighting and them not wanting to ever have to deal with the opposite sex.
8. Religion is Richard Simmonsgotry to begin with. **** you and your imaginary friend.
9. Most children fail because of distractions at home due to both the male and female in the relationship.
10. Gay marriage will only change the foundation of the idiots who are against it normal people (atheists, smart people, ect) will not be affected at all by gay marriage being legaized. 99.9% of americans use some type of car as transportation, whether it would be personal motor vehicle, Motorcycle, or bus.
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#46 - SGTBLACKPOWA (10/13/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Nice post man, shows the ignorance Americans can posses (yes, I'm American). I mean really, who cares if you're gay or smoke weed or what the 						****					 ever? Can a person not do what he/she pleases in the comfort of their home/country with out persecution? Seriously guys, this isn't the 						*******					 1700's anymore.
Nice post man, shows the ignorance Americans can posses (yes, I'm American). I mean really, who cares if you're gay or smoke weed or what the **** ever? Can a person not do what he/she pleases in the comfort of their home/country with out persecution? Seriously guys, this isn't the ******* 1700's anymore.
#31 - amybumble (10/13/2011) [-]
**** YEEEAH!
#91 - fjarchon (10/14/2011) [+] (17 replies)
You just made me one happy gay.
#45 - squidyj (10/13/2011) [+] (6 replies)
I used to be for Gay Marriage but this post really turned me around on the issue, a lot of really well thought out arguments against gay marriage and to be honest I'm not really sure why I didn't see it all sooner.
User avatar #118 - bradynissen (10/14/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Hey. I have a suggestion. SHUT THE **** UP ABOUT GAY AGENDAS. Nobody gives a flying **** . It's not even funny, it's just your stupid little way of getting your stupid opinion across. We get it. People out there are gay. No need to make an unfunny post about your stupid feeling on the subject.
User avatar #131 to #118 - FunnyMonkey (10/14/2011) [-]
Go be ignorant somewhere else.
User avatar #77 - dangler ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
Why is marriage even an institution of the state in the first place?
#5 - anonymous (10/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I'm a right-wing republican who is against gay marriage.....and i still believe its wrong.... but this made me think
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User avatar #115 - Lambda (10/14/2011) [+] (3 replies)
You know what will happen if gays can marry?
Nothing.
Taxes won't go up, the stock market won't go down, unemployment won't rise, no wars will start, diplomatic relations won't be affected, and the crime rate won't go up.
Why, then, is this a raging political issue? Just legalize the damn thing and let the gays get married. What has anybody got to lose?
User avatar #124 to #117 - Lambda (10/14/2011) [-]
Once they legalize it and the media quits bitching about it, people will forget the whole thing within a week. And there really aren't many anti-gay people out there who are really care to do a thing like that. And to top it off, gay marriage is already legal in some states. It's not like we're opening the floodgates here.
#73 - stefanthegooner (10/14/2011) [-]
Gay people have just as much right to be miserable as straight people
User avatar #48 - politicsarefun (10/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I don't understand why we don't have this much support for polygamy. who cares if its one guy and 5-6 women, that's their choice.
#10 - anonymous (10/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**** YOU! WHERE'S THE FUNNY?!
WHY THE FÜCK YOU HAVE TO WHINE ABOUT THE SAME ******* THINGS OVER AND OVER AGAIN ON A SITE WHICH PURPOSE IS TO
BRING LAUGHS AND JOY INTO OUR LIVES!
GO BEING AN EMO SOMEWHERE ELSE AND **** YOU!
User avatar #39 to #10 - culex (10/13/2011) [-]
This is funny you asstard. It's called a satire. It makes fun of the idiocy of people who are anti-gay marriage. It's overly sarcastic and points out the stupidity of bigotry. Which, for educated people, is funny.
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