Sarcasm. I hope the new title makes it clear.. ID Reasons Why Gay h' Carriage is Wrong L Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things Sarcasm I hope the new title makes it clear ID Reasons Why Gay h' Carriage is Wrong L Being gay not natural Real Americans always reject unnatural things
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Sarcasm. I hope the new title makes it clear.. ID Reasons Why Gay h' Carriage is Wrong L Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things

I hope the new title makes it clear.

ID Reasons Why Gay h' Carriage is Wrong
L Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural
things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way
that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3., Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior, People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog
has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn' t
changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can' t marry
whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears‘
marriage would be destroyed.
Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn' t be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren' t full yet, and the world needs
more children.
7. Geniously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.
S. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That' s why we. hays only one religion in America.
Children can never succeed without a male and a female role
model at home. That' s why we as a society expressly forbid single
parents to raise children.
Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven' t adapted to
cars, the economy, or longer life spans.
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