A True Story. thumbs if you giggled.<br /> EDIT: thanks for the responses guys! here's the next:<br /> /funny_pictures/275343/GUYS/. Hello Funnyjunk a True story seaking
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A True Story

A True Story. thumbs if you giggled.<br /> EDIT: thanks for the responses guys! here's the next:<br /> /funny_pictures/275343/GUYS/. Hello Funnyjunk

thumbs if you giggled.<br />
EDIT: thanks for the responses guys! here's the next:<br />

Hello Funnyjunk. I would like to share a story about something that happened today
in school So I was really high sitting in my AP Statistics class when, out of nowhere,
I hear a group of girls talking about something familiar: "oug. My boyfriend said
something about ‘Blue Waffle' too! What is it?!" I could not pass up on the golden
opportunity that had been so perfectly placed in front of me. I turned to the group
of sammich making damsels and said: "Go ask Mrs. {Teacher' s Name} to type it into
Google and press Tm Feeling Lucky.” The girls suspected nothing. They looked at
each other, shrugged, and then started to walk towards the teacher' s desk. I then
inconspicuously put my head down on my desk and waited for this thing of wonder to
unfold. About 20 seconds passed before half a dozen screams rang out through the
classroom. I smiled to myself menacingly as I knew my plan had worked. The five girls
all received an office referral and a call home. As the class ended, I walked out with a
sense of accomplishment that I had never felt the likes of before.
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User avatar #46 - PatriickStar (03/17/2010) [-]
i can see you do pretty well with the ladies...
User avatar #34 - necro (03/17/2010) [-]
one of my teachers watches porn when no one is looking
(or so he thinks)
User avatar #35 to #34 - Cato Sicarius (03/17/2010) [-]
One of my teachers was caught watching porn by another teacher.
User avatar #41 to #35 - memo (03/17/2010) [-]
me and my friend walked in on my spanish teacher watching porn it was so funny. he turned so red
User avatar #84 to #41 - TheKoolaidGuy **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
red like me?

#90 - HieiRyuujin **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
I believe you sir...have just won the game.
User avatar #66 - hosa (03/17/2010) [-]
#78 to #66 - Durguy (03/17/2010) [-]
**** off
User avatar #81 to #78 - hosa (03/17/2010) [-]
lol u take trollin to another level
#47 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#33 - anon (03/17/2010) [-]
to everyone who doesn't know or is too scared, blue waffle is on a small site called bluewaffle . net. it just shows a very hairy vagina(and the somewhat hairy butthole below) that's been spread so you can see all the lips, and it appears to be covered in jizz and something i can only guess to be "smurf jizz"
User avatar #85 - xMYxBULLETSx (03/17/2010) [-]
you my good sir.. deserve 9005 INTERWEBS!!... the extra 5 is for not getting in trouble XD
#88 to #85 - anon (03/17/2010) [-]
the interwebs...

OVER 9000!!!!
User avatar #69 - IsaacH (03/17/2010) [-]
Give this man a medal......NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #68 - radride (03/17/2010) [-]
epic win
#25 - anon (03/17/2010) [-]
I still haven't searched it. I'm too scared.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Ryanzorz (03/17/2010) [-]
go on 4chan for a month or 2 then blue waffle is about as disgusting as a dog **** on the ground coverd in sprinkels
#28 to #26 - anon (03/17/2010) [-]
no, go on to 4chan for a month or two and you fap to blue waffle.
User avatar #29 to #28 - Ryanzorz (03/17/2010) [-]
haha yea pretty much
User avatar #59 - dragunsfire (03/17/2010) [-]
that is ******* epic, i applaud u sir
#53 - halflife **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#23 - anon (03/17/2010) [-]
And this may be one reason girls dont like you and you'll never get any pussy.
User avatar #31 to #23 - Protomix (03/17/2010) [-]
it could also be because he's a mexican pokemon fish
User avatar #72 to #23 - hosa (03/17/2010) [-]
anons get pussy? 0.0
User avatar #24 to #23 - TheWayneAdams (03/17/2010) [-]
So true, so true
User avatar #18 - iambluewaffle (03/17/2010) [-]
c'mon, im not that bad....
User avatar #102 - mememan (03/17/2010) [-]
If you've managed to remain uncaught or unimplicated in the deed, I award you 3 million Internets.
User avatar #60 - skaterchris (03/17/2010) [-]
my teachers ass would get fired for masturbating during work hours

everywere they go is recorded into some database or something
User avatar #58 - RevolverOcelot (03/17/2010) [-]
ur my hero
User avatar #62 to #58 - OldSnake ONLINE (03/17/2010) [-]
ur my nemesis
User avatar #65 to #62 - RevolverOcelot (03/17/2010) [-]
or am i?
User avatar #67 to #65 - OldSnake ONLINE (03/17/2010) [-]
well, you WERE my nemesis.
User avatar #71 to #67 - RevolverOcelot (03/17/2010) [-]
wasnt it at the end i really never actually had a grudge against u? or something lik tht
User avatar #56 - Fear The Pie Man (03/17/2010) [-]
"Shut the window, you're lettin' all the stank out!"

Man, that's nasty! I knew what one was, but.......
I googled it just fer ***** , top listing starts with a close up of one seriously sick box, I'm talking closed off w/ crime scene tape here! Ewwwwwww!
BUT, 3rd on the list is for a you tube video called "reactions to the blue waffle"
Check that out, that's some funny **** . Someone needs to bring it here, too busy to try to, computer has attitude, etc.
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User avatar #22 - meltedtime (03/17/2010) [-]
lol'd i did
User avatar #37 to #22 - rherrero (03/17/2010) [-]
yoda, you sound like
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