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A True Story

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EDIT: thanks for the responses guys! here's the next:<br />

Hello Funnyjunk. I would like to share a story about something that happened today
in school So I was really high sitting in my AP Statistics class when, out of nowhere,
I hear a group of girls talking about something familiar: "oug. My boyfriend said
something about ‘Blue Waffle' too! What is it?!" I could not pass up on the golden
opportunity that had been so perfectly placed in front of me. I turned to the group
of sammich making damsels and said: "Go ask Mrs. {Teacher' s Name} to type it into
Google and press Tm Feeling Lucky.” The girls suspected nothing. They looked at
each other, shrugged, and then started to walk towards the teacher' s desk. I then
inconspicuously put my head down on my desk and waited for this thing of wonder to
unfold. About 20 seconds passed before half a dozen screams rang out through the
classroom. I smiled to myself menacingly as I knew my plan had worked. The five girls
all received an office referral and a call home. As the class ended, I walked out with a
sense of accomplishment that I had never felt the likes of before.
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#25 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I still haven't searched it. I'm too scared.
#28 to #26 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]
no, go on to 4chan for a month or two and you fap to blue waffle.
User avatar #34 - necro (03/17/2010) [+] (3 replies)
one of my teachers watches porn when no one is looking
(or so he thinks)
User avatar #35 to #34 - Cato Sicarius (03/17/2010) [-]
One of my teachers was caught watching porn by another teacher.
User avatar #46 - PatriickStar (03/17/2010) [-]
i can see you do pretty well with the ladies...
#23 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [+] (3 replies)
And this may be one reason girls dont like you and you'll never get any pussy.
User avatar #18 - iambluewaffle (03/17/2010) [-]
c'mon, im not that bad....
#90 - HieiRyuujin **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
I believe you sir...have just won the game.
User avatar #66 - hosa (03/17/2010) [+] (2 replies)
#47 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#33 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]
to everyone who doesn't know or is too scared, blue waffle is on a small site called bluewaffle . net. it just shows a very hairy vagina(and the somewhat hairy butthole below) that's been spread so you can see all the lips, and it appears to be covered in jizz and something i can only guess to be "smurf jizz"
User avatar #85 - xMYxBULLETSx (03/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
you my good sir.. deserve 9005 INTERWEBS!!... the extra 5 is for not getting in trouble XD
User avatar #69 - IsaacH (03/17/2010) [-]
Give this man a medal......NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #68 - radride (03/17/2010) [-]
epic win
#52 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [+] (3 replies)
wat is blue waffle?
#55 to #52 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]
google it, I'm feeling lucky
User avatar #36 - DarrenS (03/17/2010) [+] (6 replies)
XD my friend you are now at the same greatness of chuck norris
User avatar #42 to #40 - Mustafa (03/17/2010) [-]
#3 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [+] (3 replies)
fake and gay.
I tried to do it to a friend in school, the site was blocked.
User avatar #4 to #3 - PokemonGirl (03/17/2010) [-]
Individual schools block sites. Just because yours had it blocked doesn't mean theirs did.
#74 - AjanKewl (03/17/2010) [-]
dude i single handedly spread the blue waffle phenomenon around my schoool we even use it as a verb now ((i blue waffled tht bitch)) .. ive saved it as backgrounds on school computers like its becoming a huuuge act of vandalism thts awesome
User avatar #59 - dragunsfire (03/17/2010) [-]
that is fucking epic, i applaud u sir
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User avatar #56 - Fear The Pie Man (03/17/2010) [-]
"Shut the window, you're lettin' all the stank out!"

Man, that's nasty! I knew what one was, but.......
I googled it just fer shits, top listing starts with a close up of one seriously sick box, I'm talking closed off w/ crime scene tape here! Ewwwwwww!
BUT, 3rd on the list is for a you tube video called "reactions to the blue waffle"
Check that out, that's some funny shit. Someone needs to bring it here, too busy to try to, computer has attitude, etc.
User avatar #22 - meltedtime (03/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
lol'd i did
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