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User avatar #74 - travicus (10/11/2011) [-]
>Lay down and go to sleep.
>You must stay awake
#183 - joeflan (10/11/2011) [+] (3 replies)
knowing my luck this would happen while i was layed flat
knowing my luck this would happen while i was layed flat
#289 - jjholt (10/11/2011) [-]
Hey bro you asleep yet?
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Hey bro you asleep yet?
User avatar #79 - IshimelofSomewhere (10/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
this never worked for me

what worked for me was
1) every night when you wake up write down what you dreamed that night, this will condition you to remember your dreams
2) dispite the growing disturbing imagery of your dreams you continue this to the point that you can realize when you start dreaming. When you finaly realize that you are dreaming you can start controlling your dreams
3) Start small, everyone's first impulse is to have sex/ fly but if your mind knows that these things are not things you normally do it will automatically wake you up.
4) do little things like walk around your home/ park untill you meet a strange person
5) start asking this person questions, he is your subconsious he can answer any questions you know but fail to accept on the consious level.
6) you ask him some things
7) wake up screaming and crying about the things he told you

ITT; lucid dreaming can backfire and **** you up
#54 - potatos (10/11/2011) [+] (12 replies)
I've experienced sleep paralysis once, but not this controlled kind.
It was the most terrifying thing i have ever been through, and you can't even pay me for having that happen again.

Scumbag brain always finds a way to make you **** your pants.
#273 - mxl (10/11/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I am practically a pro with lucid dreaming. It happens to me every night and i don't need to do this 						****					. I just have to lay in bed at aproximmately 2:00 AM,previously fapping like a baws,lay in the most comfortable position i can find,and think abaout whatever i want. Every single 						*******					 night i have a lucid dream. I dream abaout having sex,eating,flying,meeting famous people and loads of other 						****					. It's almost better than real life...
I am practically a pro with lucid dreaming. It happens to me every night and i don't need to do this **** . I just have to lay in bed at aproximmately 2:00 AM,previously fapping like a baws,lay in the most comfortable position i can find,and think abaout whatever i want. Every single ******* night i have a lucid dream. I dream abaout having sex,eating,flying,meeting famous people and loads of other **** . It's almost better than real life...
#318 - jesustoaster (10/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Lucid dreaming is so epic. If you think the sleep paralysis is bad because of the hallucinations wait until it becomes a bit routine. Then bask in the glory of it becoming a dream that you know is happening, jumping out of bed, and punching that scary monster/shadow/whatever the **** you think of in the face. Don't let the idea of a monster attacking you freak you out. It's really a stress reducer, unless you get depressed that your dream is not reality and develop high expectations for reality.

One night when I entered a sleep paralysis, scary hallucination, I imagined and constructed a claymore(two handed sword) in my hand under the bed, when the creature (which was a LFD Hunter with no hood, white face, deep black eyes, and HUGE gruesome claws) jumped at me, I threw the covers off and drove the claymore through his abdomen. And threw it on the floor. Then I became all [Prototype] and absorbed it and had the giant claws it had, then I started to kill monsters and **** for the rest of my dream.

It's ******* fun as hell.
Inb4: Cool Story Bro.
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#220 - kragnass (10/11/2011) [-]
two words: Megan Fox
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#320 - chucknorrisop (10/11/2011) [+] (2 replies)
control my dreams? finally i can **** any bitch iwant
#38 - spenol (10/11/2011) [-]
I should try this, maybe I can finally find a girl.
User avatar #25 - sophachu (10/11/2011) [+] (5 replies)
I lucid dream.

Another, better way to become lucid is to get used to doing reality checks when your awake. For example every time I walk through a door I'll dig my nail into my palm (if you have your nails just give your self a little pinch) not so much that it really hurts, just so you feel a little twang. Once you get used to doing this you'll even do it in your dreams, except in the dreams you won't feel it so you'll realize you're dreaming and from then on control the dream.

You just need to condition yourself to sub consciously checking whether you're dreaming or not. You can also read things more than once (in a dream the words will be all effed up). You can draw 2 little dots on your thumb knuckles and look at them every 5-10 minutes during the day (they wont be there in your dream). Just get so used to questioning reality that you'll start doing it in your dream ^__^

At first you get excited and wake yourself up but you eventually get better. it's fun and worth the training :3
#305 - aleksisti (10/11/2011) [-]
What if I dream about dreaming in a dream?
#77 - NumaNumaNumaYEA (10/11/2011) [-]
You have obviously never experienced sleep paralysis.

It's almost like hell, if you don't know how to control yourself
#43 - buttwhipe (10/11/2011) [+] (2 replies)
lol 						****					 that 						****					. it sounds awesome to try, but i dont want to be trapped in the dream world, and go through what happened in Insidious.
lol **** that **** . it sounds awesome to try, but i dont want to be trapped in the dream world, and go through what happened in Insidious.
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