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ARGUING WITH GOD
is futile<br />
from www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/248270/Chuck+Norris+vs+Justin+Bieber/
265  lamina
TC DACC, JUSTIN DIESER IS MY ) MEBE) Y AND HE JUST FUCKED CHUCK NORRIS UP THE ASS WITH BLACK NICCEE
CACKS!!!
Dude, Chuck Norris' asshole impenetrable.
268 lamina
NAH MAN, BLACK NICCAS CC) CKS CAN PENETRATE EVERYTHING!
Well, my fine trolling friend, it seems to me that Wu have presented a paradox . The unstoppable force vs the
immovable object, SC) to speak.
crtl lamina
LY NICCAS DUCK! DAT MEANS WE NEED SUM MATHEMATICAL ECLIPTIC'S UP IN DIS . l. l.
Rightnow are!
Now, let us use the formula , where F is the force sothe penis, m is the mass sothe penis and a is the acceleration.
To get the mass sothe penis, we will use , where D is the density sothe penis and V is the volume.
32  lamina
CH SHIT! K LET ME TAKE (N/ ERI. A PENIS IS A CYLINDER. THEREFORE ' r" , WHERE R IS DEH RADIUS AND H IS
Right! Now when a penis is erect it is filled with blood. IDES kg/ ? is the density and a black man' s penis has an
average radius sf! inch orw. 54 cm, which is m. The height is 7 inches, 7( . 0254) m. So...
274 lamina
NCW WE NEED ACCELERATION. SEX INVC) LVES AN IN AND CUT MCDICK. THESE TWC) MCDICKS CANCEL CUT, SC)
ALL WE HAVE IS ACCELERATION DUE TC) (GRAVITY (9. 8 N). THEREFORE:
That is a Ist my friend. But nsw is the part where Iwin. You see, Chuck Norris' willpower is infinite (( assume
those double amps are the sideways eight we all commonly know as infinite)).
35 lamina
THAT MEANS THAT WHEN A FARCE IS FINITE QUANTITY (SUCH AS A BLACK NICCEE CC) CK WITH ESE MN) MEETS
AN C) EJECT CF INFINITE INERTIA (CHUCK NC) ROIS), THE NICCEE CC) CK WILL BE DESTRO) YED AND CHUCK WILL
BE UNCC) VEDI.
QED my fine friend...
33 lamina
WHO THE FUCK ARE ‘CCU?!?!
I' m (Ed. (Ed sothe Anans. Now excuse me while I gs tend to my flock.
TC DACC, JUSTIN DIESER IS MY ) MEBE) Y AND HE JUST FUCKED CHUCK NORRIS UP THE ASS WITH BLACK NICCEE
CACKS!!!
Dude, Chuck Norris' asshole impenetrable.
268 lamina
NAH MAN, BLACK NICCAS CC) CKS CAN PENETRATE EVERYTHING!
Well, my fine trolling friend, it seems to me that Wu have presented a paradox . The unstoppable force vs the
immovable object, SC) to speak.
crtl lamina
LY NICCAS DUCK! DAT MEANS WE NEED SUM MATHEMATICAL ECLIPTIC'S UP IN DIS . l. l.
Rightnow are!
Now, let us use the formula , where F is the force sothe penis, m is the mass sothe penis and a is the acceleration.
To get the mass sothe penis, we will use , where D is the density sothe penis and V is the volume.
32  lamina
CH SHIT! K LET ME TAKE (N/ ERI. A PENIS IS A CYLINDER. THEREFORE ' r" , WHERE R IS DEH RADIUS AND H IS
Right! Now when a penis is erect it is filled with blood. IDES kg/ ? is the density and a black man' s penis has an
average radius sf! inch orw. 54 cm, which is m. The height is 7 inches, 7( . 0254) m. So...
274 lamina
NCW WE NEED ACCELERATION. SEX INVC) LVES AN IN AND CUT MCDICK. THESE TWC) MCDICKS CANCEL CUT, SC)
ALL WE HAVE IS ACCELERATION DUE TC) (GRAVITY (9. 8 N). THEREFORE:
That is a Ist my friend. But nsw is the part where Iwin. You see, Chuck Norris' willpower is infinite (( assume
those double amps are the sideways eight we all commonly know as infinite)).
35 lamina
THAT MEANS THAT WHEN A FARCE IS FINITE QUANTITY (SUCH AS A BLACK NICCEE CC) CK WITH ESE MN) MEETS
AN C) EJECT CF INFINITE INERTIA (CHUCK NC) ROIS), THE NICCEE CC) CK WILL BE DESTRO) YED AND CHUCK WILL
BE UNCC) VEDI.
QED my fine friend...
33 lamina
WHO THE FUCK ARE ‘CCU?!?!
I' m (Ed. (Ed sothe Anans. Now excuse me while I gs tend to my flock.
...
 
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#79

SherlokEffinHolmes (03/17/2010) []
They just had a serious discussion about a dicks and chuck norris's asshole. I'm impressed
#133

Godnonymous (03/17/2010) [+] (8 replies)
**Godnonymous rolls 874,379,686** I thank you all for your loyalty. Should I role a number where the sum of the digits is greater than 50, you all get free pie.
#116

anonymous (03/17/2010) [+] (2 replies)
This is quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever read.
#80

Steveo (03/17/2010) []
**Steveo rolls 332,375,752** HAHAHAHAHAHAHA why cant they teach like this in school?
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EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (03/16/2010) [+] (10 replies)
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