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ARGUING WITH GOD

265 - lamina
TC DACC, JUSTIN DIESER IS MY ) MEBE) Y AND HE JUST ****** CHUCK NORRIS UP THE ASS WITH BLACK NICCEE
CACKS!!!
Dude, Chuck Norris' asshole impenetrable.
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NAH MAN, BLACK NICCAS CC) CKS CAN PENETRATE EVERYTHING!
Well, my fine trolling friend, it seems to me that Wu have presented a paradox . The unstoppable force vs the
immovable object, SC) to speak.
crtl -lamina
LY NICCAS DUCK! DAT MEANS WE NEED SUM MATHEMATICAL ECLIPTIC'S UP IN DIS . l. l.
Rightnow are!
Now, let us use the formula , where F is the force sothe penis, m is the mass sothe penis and a is the acceleration.
To get the mass sothe penis, we will use , where D is the density sothe penis and V is the volume.
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CH **** ! K LET ME TAKE (N/ ERI. A PENIS IS A CYLINDER. THEREFORE ' r" , WHERE R IS DEH RADIUS AND H IS
Right! Now when a penis is erect it is filled with blood. IDES kg/ ? is the density and a black man' s penis has an
average radius sf! inch orw. 54 cm, which is m. The height is 7 inches, 7( . 0254) m. So...
274 -lamina
NCW WE NEED ACCELERATION. SEX INVC) LVES AN IN AND CUT MCDICK. THESE TWC) MCDICKS CANCEL CUT, SC)
ALL WE HAVE IS ACCELERATION DUE TC) (GRAVITY (9. 8 N). THEREFORE:
That is a Ist my friend. But nsw is the part where Iwin. You see, Chuck Norris' willpower is infinite (( assume
those double amps are the sideways eight we all commonly know as infinite)).
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THAT MEANS THAT WHEN A FARCE IS FINITE QUANTITY (SUCH AS A BLACK NICCEE CC) CK WITH ESE MN) MEETS
AN C) EJECT CF INFINITE INERTIA (CHUCK NC) ROIS), THE NICCEE CC) CK WILL BE DESTRO) YED AND CHUCK WILL
BE UNCC) VEDI.
QED my fine friend...
33 -lamina
WHO THE **** ARE ‘CCU?!?!
I' m (Ed. (Ed sothe Anans. Now excuse me while I gs tend to my flock.
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User avatar #79 - SherlokEffinHolmes (03/17/2010) [-]
They just had a serious discussion about a dicks and chuck norris's asshole. I'm impressed
User avatar #78 - MuthaFuckinTRex (03/17/2010) [-]
This just made my life
User avatar #77 - BlackLight (03/17/2010) [-]
The reason i stay in math is because of that guy
User avatar #90 to #77 - SkullFkr (03/17/2010) [-]
this kind of math is the reason i'm glad to not have to take any other math classes
#63 - anon (03/16/2010) [-]
WAIT HOLD ON when did Bieber have a cock?
User avatar #65 to #63 - MRGamer (03/16/2010) [-]
In some little boy's dreams.
#64 to #63 - wbrandemuehl (03/16/2010) [-]
Obviously, he stole them... and the bodies attached
#113 - anon (03/17/2010) [-]
educated troll is educated.
User avatar #139 to #113 - FourChanFails (03/17/2010) [-]
That's how you know he's not black
User avatar #42 - airguitar (03/16/2010) [-]
Mind = Blown
User avatar #43 to #42 - Acrylic (03/16/2010) [-]
Donnie darko for the ******* win.
User avatar #44 to #43 - airguitar (03/16/2010) [-]
28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.
User avatar #45 to #44 - Acrylic (03/16/2010) [-]
Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
User avatar #48 to #45 - airguitar (03/16/2010) [-]
I can do anything I want. And so can you.
User avatar #50 to #48 - Acrylic (03/16/2010) [-]
What happened to your eye?
I'm so sorry.
User avatar #51 to #50 - airguitar (03/16/2010) [-]
Do you believe in time travel?
User avatar #52 to #51 - Acrylic (03/16/2010) [-]
Frank, when's this gonna end?
You should already know that.
User avatar #53 to #52 - airguitar (03/16/2010) [-]
I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.

(Fav quote from the movie)
User avatar #55 to #53 - Acrylic (03/16/2010) [-]
I made a new friend today.

Real or imaginary?

Imaginary.

(Fac quote also)
User avatar #56 to #55 - airguitar (03/16/2010) [-]
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
User avatar #58 to #56 - airguitar (03/16/2010) [-]
Haha had to include that one XD
User avatar #57 to #56 - Acrylic (03/16/2010) [-]
What's a ******* ?
User avatar #59 to #57 - airguitar (03/16/2010) [-]
Well maybe you should go suck a **** .
User avatar #60 to #59 - Acrylic (03/16/2010) [-]
As ******* epic as this is, I must go to bed. This was ******* epic, good night! haaha
User avatar #62 to #60 - airguitar (03/16/2010) [-]
Haha goodnight dude *eye shines*
User avatar #73 - Redapoluza (03/16/2010) [-]
**Redapoluza rolls 444,757,434** Mind = raped with a missle
#116 - anon (03/17/2010) [-]
This is quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever read.
#123 to #116 - anon (03/17/2010) [-]
[url deleted] when all of a sudden, 4 CHAN!
#124 to #123 - anon (03/17/2010) [-]
that WAS funny junk dot com :\
I am happy I am anon.
User avatar #94 - lagmaster (03/17/2010) [-]
there's more trolls on this site then there are in morodor
User avatar #80 - Steveo (03/17/2010) [-]
**Steveo rolls 332,375,752** HAHAHAHAHAHAHA why cant they teach like this in school?
User avatar #72 - Jitsuo (03/16/2010) [-]
i think i just came...
User avatar #74 to #72 - Ibrapin (03/16/2010) [-]
Ditto.
#87 to #74 - anon (03/17/2010) [-]
Transform!
User avatar #118 to #87 - Ibrapin (03/17/2010) [-]
Screw that. -mates with jugglypuff-
Tell Kirby to do it.
User avatar #61 - GuidoFawkes (03/16/2010) [-]
That kind sir is a WINNA!
#133 - Godnonymous (03/17/2010) [-]
**Godnonymous rolls 874,379,686** I thank you all for your loyalty. Should I role a number where the sum of the digits is greater than 50, you all get free pie.
#135 to #133 - anon (03/17/2010) [-]
i want me pie
#136 to #135 - jonagoo (03/17/2010) [-]
**** i hate when i forget to log in
User avatar #158 to #136 - mrKWITTEH (03/17/2010) [-]
bow down maggots. GOD IS IN OUR PRESENCE.
User avatar #165 to #158 - ScruffytheJanitor (03/17/2010) [-]
*Continues sweeping in the background, unaware of what's going on*
#149 to #133 - anon (03/17/2010) [-]
58, you owe us pie O.o
User avatar #160 to #133 - pwnarOnii (03/17/2010) [-]
please O'mighty Godnonymous, will thou not please grant mine soul and body with a peice of holy pie? i have behave'd and masturbated every day like the commondment asketh me!
#161 to #133 - anon (03/17/2010) [-]
You are the single most epic person ever. YOU SIR WIN A INTERNET.
User avatar #179 to #161 - Beavs (04/17/2010) [-]
a winternet
User avatar #159 - Ryansixsixsix (03/17/2010) [-]
Makes me want to drop out of physics.
User avatar #121 - LazyPuppy (03/17/2010) [-]
Lets hope that the godoftheusers doesn't find this :O
+3
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User avatar #105 to #100 - Nomnomz (03/17/2010) [-]
my god,you're a genius
#81 - anon (03/17/2010) [-]
so trolls can be intelligent
#8 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (03/16/2010) [-]
WINWINWIN.....WINWIN..........WINWINWIN................WINWINWIN
WINWINWIN.....W IN WIN.............WIN...................WIN
WIN....................WIN WIN...........WIN.................WIN
WIN....................WIN WIN........ WIN..............WIN
WINWINWIN.....WINWINWIN..........WIN..............WIN
WINWINWIN.....WINWINWIN..........WIN..............WIN
WIN....................WIN..........................WIN..............WIN
WIN....................WIN..........................WIN..............WIN
WINWINWIN.....WIN..........................WIN.................WIN
WINWINWIN.....WIN..................WINWINWIN ..............WINWINWIN
#9 to #8 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (03/16/2010) [-]
FFUUUU----
#10 to #9 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (03/16/2010) [-]
That one above was an accidental EPIC FAIL. I did not know about dots between the P. This is a re-do, I hope I can Redeem myself. *looks hopeful*



WINWINWIN.....WINWIN..........WINWINWIN................WINWINWIN
WIN WINWIN.....WIN....WIN.............WIN...................WIN
WIN................. ..WIN.....WIN...........WIN.................WIN
WIN...................WIN....... WIN........ WIN..............WIN
WINWINWIN......WINWINWIN.........WIN..............WIN
WINWI NWIN......WINWINWIN.........WIN..............WIN
WIN....................WIN..... .................WIN..............WIN
WIN....................WIN................ ......WIN..............WIN
WINWINWIN.......WIN.....................WIN.......... .......WIN
WINWINWIN.......WIN..............WINWINWIN ..............WINWINWIN
#11 to #10 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (03/16/2010) [-]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU------
User avatar #14 to #11 - mrKWITTEH (03/16/2010) [-]
hey it is literally an EPIC fail... but its cool brah...
#15 to #14 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (03/16/2010) [-]
You remeber you said you wanted sex with me?
And you remeber me saying i could easily use you like a fuury dildo due to the fact i am 10 feet tall?





...I still want you as my friend, my friend.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mrKWITTEH (03/16/2010) [-]
shiiiit *sigh* just a friend, no furry dildo?
no problem
#17 to #16 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (03/16/2010) [-]
Well, as long as you hold still, don't move, and don't lick or do anything sexual while im using you like a furry dildo, and just look about, then yes. You could be a fuury dildo, I don't have one since Jake caught me using one. He took it from me. I sometimes use my tail, which rocks cos its longer. But i think a small dildo will be a nice change.
User avatar #25 to #17 - Dart (03/16/2010) [-]
Umbreon is interested.
#13 to #10 - anon (03/16/2010) [-]
Better, but you get one last go.
#32 to #13 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (03/16/2010) [-]
Well thanks for thumbing up my fails guys :)
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User avatar #107 to #106 - puremikeity (03/17/2010) [-]
No my friend Chuck Norris trumps even bacon.
User avatar #108 to #107 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/17/2010) [-]
Tits. That is all.
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#110 to #108 - randomfiveonefive **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #109 to #108 - puremikeity (03/17/2010) [-]
I can trump tits and I'm no where close to Chuck Norris. For shame.
User avatar #111 to #109 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/17/2010) [-]
Tits, Beer, Xbox, Pizza (Ill admit im not a fan of sandwiches in general) AND a blowjob all at the same time.
User avatar #117 to #111 - Metapod (03/17/2010) [-]
What, no pokemon?
User avatar #119 to #117 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/17/2010) [-]
Never played pokemon. But **** it ill buy t eventually -_-
User avatar #128 to #119 - smokincharlie (03/17/2010) [-]
Never?!?!?! GET THIS MAN A GAMEBOY!
User avatar #181 to #128 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/25/2010) [-]
******* christ i got pokemon...can you stop raping my shin now?
User avatar #182 to #181 - smokincharlie (04/25/2010) [-]
that.... that is an expression I have never heard before. and, dude, it's been over a month since I made that comment.
User avatar #183 to #182 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/26/2010) [-]
That may be BUT TIIIIME...IS TIIIIMELY
User avatar #120 to #119 - Metapod (03/17/2010) [-]
:O NEVER! thats like a world record of not playing pokemon
User avatar #122 to #120 - The Impatient (03/17/2010) [-]
Perogies!
+4
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#3 to #1 - app (03/16/2010) [-]
you too!
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