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I'll just leave this here ..... funnyjunk.com/youtube/2709496/Scrubs+Finale/

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dangerous, I had n cousin that was killed by a head oi
lettuce. True story. Well nut the head of lettuce itself
no much as the pack oi sewer rabbit: he stole " from.
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phone, buddy?
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a. you insane?!
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Seriously, why do you force me to
make you We miserable?
Janitor: Yes. that‘: in no a . so I couldn' t think
oi the word "no". I was gonna lay, It make: me reel in
13.: Lee me explain, I -
Janitor: Go ahead, I' m mopping.
13.: Mute I shouldn' t bother.
Janitor: Maybe you "moan' t".
You new unhappy. I like that;
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Janitor: Kink wrench; practical and sale!
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Janitor: ugh... naargh.
and winked you were minerim in -
single way?
Thank’ s is" reading
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#15 - nsfwpolice **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (8 replies)
#37 - phreakout (10/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
thumb this comment up if you want a perry cox one made....thumb down if you don't  
#10 thumbs up and i'll do it.  
# I'll caption it better than I did with this.
thumb this comment up if you want a perry cox one made....thumb down if you don't
#10 thumbs up and i'll do it.
# I'll caption it better than I did with this.
#11 - BorderPatrol (10/08/2011) [-]
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#3 - zsakul (10/08/2011) [-]
Did you know 90% of janitors lines are adlibbed by the actor who is an improv comedian. The parts in the script where it says the janitors name is "Whatever *Actors name* says" The actors name being the janitors actors name but i forget it.
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User avatar #23 - twelveone (10/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Neil Flynn is straight up boss in al the rolls I've seen him in.
#31 to #23 - RedPurpleRain (10/08/2011) [-]
Rolls, you say?
User avatar #12 - Nomelicious (10/08/2011) [-]
is it just me or did everyone else read it in his voice?
User avatar #1 - jafkdb (10/07/2011) [-]
*Hits JD on head with wrench*
JD: "What are you doing?!? Turk is the one who needs to cry!"
Janitor: "Oh, I forgot about that." *swings knife at JD, who flinches, and gingerly cuts a loose thread*
Janitor, as he walks away: "Knife Wrench!! For kids."
User avatar #38 - coonmix (10/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Janitor
Of
Sacred
Heart
J.O.S.H?
Just sayin'.
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#28 to #20 - muhamidallea ONLINE (10/08/2011) [-]
Thats not it. He pretends it is but at the end of the episode a few different people walk past and each calls him by a different name.
Thats not it. He pretends it is but at the end of the episode a few different people walk past and each calls him by a different name.
#7 - theRomaniantroll ONLINE (10/08/2011) [-]
#32 - theableacher (10/08/2011) [-]
Downstairs!
#5 - Berzerkerwar ONLINE (10/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
YARR HARR FIDDLE-DE-DEE DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE  
  
  
  
  
  
(6th one from the bottom has relevance to this)
YARR HARR FIDDLE-DE-DEE DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE





(6th one from the bottom has relevance to this)
#41 - saxophonix (10/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**saxophonix rolled a random image** <WINNERS!!!!
#25 - madroxjobe (10/08/2011) [-]
remember all these quotes ! :P
User avatar #6 - Scorpionjak (10/08/2011) [-]
Reminds me of the fact I call the Janitor at school scruffy, he calls me Fry.
#2 - inomonym (10/07/2011) [-]
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#39 - anonymous (10/08/2011) [-]
User avatar #21 - glorfindelfag (10/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
why are always janitors in movies misunderstood geniuses..
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