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5 Things I Hate About Subway (Part One)

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I have heen working at for a
year now officially, and I' noticed and
expierienced a lot of stupid ******** in
this one year, so I think it deserves a
post dedicated to it. so here you go!
Hera a picture of me for those ‘pics or
its not true’ douchebags.
I have nothing agaist them personally.. hut they are so *******
picky with thier sandwiches.
Lemme get dat chicken bacon WW the meat on
bottom of bread. I want a little bit of
lettuce on I/ tth of it. 5 ices of onions, I and
a half tomatoes. a line mayonaise and a
irt of vinegar. Toast dat **** " " seconds.
out all dun
2. People who don' t talk
I get Intrude who iust don' t speak - damn
orders and inst Boil“ at the **** they want and shake -
head -trigga I guess wrong“
B. People that say "Yes" when they
don' t understand what you said
Example ..
Alright. what kind
of cheese on it?
awkward silence
a. when people get all the veggies
on thier subs when they already got
too much on it.
Self explanitory.
now nut all the veggies on it
and cut it in fourths.
bread with
s. when people come in when it' s
nearly closing time.
It hummus new time... the bar is spotless clean then some random Foggot comes
in and gets the Nannies: sandwich ever.
5 sub! wit a ****
toll of sauce ll?
for more
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#26 - ipodscott **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (16 replies)
#63 - Chickenandrice (10/05/2011) [+] (5 replies)
My local subway won't serve toasted subs after 10pm because they can be used as a 'weapon'
#43 - arsewipe (10/05/2011) [-]
What I hate the most about Subway is their douche bag employees!!
#119 - sixtail (10/05/2011) [+] (8 replies)
all you're problems are stupid, you're job is to take their orders and make a sub.

It's like being a fireman and complaining about the heat
#114 - sidheim (10/05/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**sidheim rolls 11** Won't someone help me?
#410 - twiggyyyyy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (8 replies)
#497 - seljek (10/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Worst customer ever.
#162 - slimpanda (10/05/2011) [-]
This picture always makes me laugh
#255 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (10/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Me and my dad went to Subway last night, we waited in the parking space in front of it, the Subway workers even looked at us. We went in two minutes to closing time.
Me and my dad went to Subway last night, we waited in the parking space in front of it, the Subway workers even looked at us. We went in two minutes to closing time.
User avatar #444 - theukrainetrain (10/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Keep up that spelling and you may just be at Subway for another 10 years.
#230 - zombieassassin (10/06/2011) [-]
#520 - Metallicock (10/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
im the guy that say k when i dont understand what someone says . . . sorry.
#401 - FightClub (10/06/2011) [-]
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well we're the customers so we don't experience that so ha

gimme a foot long, motha *****
#350 - Thenewguygunther (10/06/2011) [+] (3 replies)
black people that know about eights  
like that exists
black people that know about eights

like that exists
User avatar #252 - blackzero (10/06/2011) [-]
well i worked there one summer and i swear to **** . im gonna share a few experiences.
one black guy (semi respectable, youngish) came in, ordered, sat down, ate a bit, and i guess he was going to leave so he comes up and says to me "Aye'd Lik' a ba' "and i said excuse me at least three ******* times until i figured he said bag so i just gave him this bag... he was happy so it was all good.

another time this jive ass ************ came in and said 'i worked here before im about to be annoying' and he orders a meatball sub with like. one sauce on one side, one on another, all this jive **** , and since he had to wait for meatballs the fag got a free six inch (more meatballs. man, basketball players love balls.) so i get this **** ready and he had given me enough orders, so while my coworker rung him in, i piled on a ton of hot sauce (which at the time looked close to the meatball marenara sauce.)

finally, one time it was lunch rush, and this tall man came in and my boss was going to take his order but made me instead as she ran into the back room. later on i was like 'WTF is that' (since my boss was fairly laid back) and she said the dude was her first one night stand. i had a giggle.

good times man. good times. >.>
#110 - yournewdad (10/05/2011) [-]
I love Subway :D

But then again, Im the customer :3
User avatar #16 - edwardm (10/05/2011) [-]
It's almost lunch time. I'm going to Subway.
#73 - mosbo (10/05/2011) [-]
**mosbo rolled a random image** I work there too!
#420 - WakaTakaBang (10/06/2011) [-]
Meh, I work at a deli...you've got it easy. We've got to assemble 2 slicers each morning, but around closing time when they're disassembled, we get a customer. We need to go back into the case, unwrap the meat, and reassemble the slicer or we lose a sale. All Subway needs to do is grab their pre-packed meats and throw it on a piece of bread.
#368 - dreamcast (10/06/2011) [+] (4 replies)
**** man the subway near me is in the ghetto and everytime i go there they put hardly anything on my sub. i normally get a roast beef sub with lettuce and mayo. first they never put much lettuce on. like i couldn't even make a ******* salad for a starving african with that **** . second they make the rolls smaller then the other subways. third they give me the smallest amount of meat as if im at a fancy ******* restaurant and to top it off they hardly put any mayo on it and my sub ends up being a small dried up piece of **** . to make things even more worse the person making my sub always looks like they are going to snap wip their dick out and slap it on my sub and say here is you're extra meat. im not bashing subway i am just saying that mine sucks and id rather come to you'res lol.
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