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5 Things I Hate About Subway (Part One)

FIRST OFF...
THANKS FOR MY OTHER SUCCESSFUL POSTS'.
s THINGS I HATE "! llits
I have heen working at for a
year now officially, and I' noticed and
expierienced a lot of stupid ******** in
this one year, so I think it deserves a
post dedicated to it. so here you go!
Hera a picture of me for those ‘pics or
its not true’ douchebags.
I have nothing agaist them personally.. hut they are so *******
picky with thier sandwiches.
Lemme get dat chicken bacon WW the meat on
bottom of bread. I want a little bit of
lettuce on I/ tth of it. 5 ices of onions, I and
a half tomatoes. a line mayonaise and a
irt of vinegar. Toast dat **** " " seconds.
out all dun
2. People who don' t talk
I get Intrude who iust don' t speak - damn
orders and inst Boil“ at the **** they want and shake -
head -trigga I guess wrong“
B. People that say "Yes" when they
don' t understand what you said
Example ..
Alright. what kind
of cheese on it?
awkward silence
a. when people get all the veggies
on thier subs when they already got
too much on it.
Self explanitory.
now nut all the veggies on it
and cut it in fourths.
bread with
mun:
s. when people come in when it' s
nearly closing time.
It hummus new time... the bar is spotless clean then some random Foggot comes
in and gets the Nannies: sandwich ever.
5 sub! wit a ****
toll of sauce ll?
for more
me if you thumb
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#63 - Chickenandrice (10/05/2011) [-]
My local subway won't serve toasted subs after 10pm because they can be used as a 'weapon'
User avatar #366 to #63 - ghostgirls (10/06/2011) [-]
I laughed so hard I cried.
#66 to #63 - dogtown (10/05/2011) [-]
WTF!?!?!?
#395 to #63 - tomthedj (10/06/2011) [-]
like this?
#43 - arsewipe (10/05/2011) [-]
What I hate the most about Subway is their douche bag employees!!
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User avatar #413 to #410 - automaticniggazsho (10/06/2011) [-]
** ****************** rolls 745** Indeed you are. Time to prove my worth
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User avatar #424 to #410 - gongthehawkeye (10/06/2011) [-]
**gongthehawkeye rolls 28**

2 tickets to Weenie Hut Jr.
One for me and the other for my girlfriend Jill.
User avatar #430 to #410 - mynameistimmeh (10/06/2011) [-]
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#437 to #410 - shroomsngoons (10/06/2011) [-]
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#419 to #410 - anon (10/06/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** i'm sure this is enough to get me in ;D
**anonymous rolled a random image** i'm sure this is enough to get me in ;D
User avatar #441 to #410 - nousername (10/06/2011) [-]
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#497 - seljek (10/06/2011) [-]
Worst customer ever.
#517 to #497 - cyberneticnarwhal (10/06/2011) [-]
I'll never stop ordering.
#162 - slimpanda (10/05/2011) [-]
This picture always makes me laugh
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#26 - ipodscott **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #482 to #26 - HEREeyeAM (10/06/2011) [-]
They close at 10. Meaning they leave at 10. Meaning they clean up before 10. So they may leave at 10. Simple, yes?
User avatar #509 to #482 - fignewtonz (10/06/2011) [-]
They close at 10, meaning at 10 o clock they are no longer open to customers. Until 10, they are open, meaning you should still be able to order food. It's ok for them to start cleaning before that but they shouldn't bitch if someone comes in and wants to order something. Just because they close for business at 10 doesn't mean everyone that works there is entitled to walk out the door at 10. learn2business
#443 to #26 - plasticfork (10/06/2011) [-]
you've obviously never had a job in the food industry. or any job at all.
you've obviously never had a job in the food industry. or any job at all.
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#574 to #566 - plasticfork (10/06/2011) [-]
alright well there's a huge difference between a marine engineer and a subway worker. I hardly think anyone is going to die if I leave early. Which I don't, the whole point is I've already started cleaning up so I can leave on time, not early. If some pipe were to burst or some **** 5 minutes before you left and it took you 20 minutes longer than you were supposed to be down there for, would you be excited about it?
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#28 to #26 - koalablast (10/05/2011) [-]
Agreed. I hate it when staff start cleaning the place 10 mins before closing time. Makes me feel like a total ass when I want to order something.
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#45 to #28 - spurr (10/05/2011) [-]
You try working an 7+ hour shift and not try to go home on time. I've worked in many restaurants and we're supposed to seat people even if they come in one minute before closing. Staying after SUCKS! And I'm not getting paid min. wage, I'm getting $2.13/hr + tip if the cheap ***** will tip.
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#52 to #45 - fuckitandrun **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#54 to #52 - spurr (10/05/2011) [-]
Servers only get paid $2.13/hr. People who eat out apparently don't know this and don't know how to tip appropriately.
#48 to #45 - anon (10/05/2011) [-]
It's still you're job. So just shut the **** up, do the work, and get you're paycheck. Simple as that, we all have to do it. Work isn't supposed to be easy.
#50 to #48 - spurr (10/05/2011) [-]
It is not my job to stay after my intended shift every single night for inconsiderate customers.
#402 to #48 - anon (10/06/2011) [-]
yeah its still you are job. shut up, do you're work and get you are paycheck.
#182 to #45 - anon (10/05/2011) [-]
Wat, I'm geting 20$/hour.
#255 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (10/06/2011) [-]
Me and my dad went to Subway last night, we waited in the parking space in front of it, the Subway workers even looked at us. We went in two minutes to closing time.
Me and my dad went to Subway last night, we waited in the parking space in front of it, the Subway workers even looked at us. We went in two minutes to closing time.
User avatar #257 to #255 - blackzero (10/06/2011) [-]
you asshat. you god damn hilarious asshat lol
#114 - sidheim (10/05/2011) [-]
**sidheim rolls 11** Won't someone help me?
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User avatar #116 to #114 - sidheim (10/05/2011) [-]
******* typical.
#230 - zombieassassin (10/06/2011) [-]
I NEVER WANT TO WORK AT SUBWAY.
#401 - FightClub (10/06/2011) [-]
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well we're the customers so we don't experience that so ha

gimme a foot long, motha *****
#350 - Thenewguygunther (10/06/2011) [-]
black people that know about eights  
  
  
like that exists
black people that know about eights


like that exists
User avatar #356 to #350 - maximusj (10/06/2011) [-]
weed comes in 1/8s
#367 to #356 - anon (10/06/2011) [-]
thatsthejoke.jpg
User avatar #252 - blackzero (10/06/2011) [-]
well i worked there one summer and i swear to **** . im gonna share a few experiences.
one black guy (semi respectable, youngish) came in, ordered, sat down, ate a bit, and i guess he was going to leave so he comes up and says to me "Aye'd Lik' a ba' "and i said excuse me at least three ******* times until i figured he said bag so i just gave him this bag... he was happy so it was all good.

another time this jive ass ************ came in and said 'i worked here before im about to be annoying' and he orders a meatball sub with like. one sauce on one side, one on another, all this jive **** , and since he had to wait for meatballs the fag got a free six inch (more meatballs. man, basketball players love balls.) so i get this **** ready and he had given me enough orders, so while my coworker rung him in, i piled on a ton of hot sauce (which at the time looked close to the meatball marenara sauce.)

finally, one time it was lunch rush, and this tall man came in and my boss was going to take his order but made me instead as she ran into the back room. later on i was like 'WTF is that' (since my boss was fairly laid back) and she said the dude was her first one night stand. i had a giggle.

good times man. good times. >.>
#110 - yournewdad (10/05/2011) [-]
I love Subway :D

But then again, Im the customer :3
User avatar #16 - edwardm (10/05/2011) [-]
It's almost lunch time. I'm going to Subway.
#176 - anon (10/05/2011) [-]
subway gave me aids! the whole time i was reading this, all i could think about was that south park episode.
#73 - mosbo (10/05/2011) [-]
**mosbo rolled a random image** I work there too!
User avatar #535 - baconcakes (10/06/2011) [-]
Sorry OP. I'm that guy at 9:55pm every weeknight. :/
User avatar #444 - theukrainetrain (10/06/2011) [-]
Keep up that spelling and you may just be at Subway for another 10 years.
#447 to #444 - anon (10/06/2011) [-]
lol
#439 - teddyisawhore (10/06/2011) [-]
Totally related.
#420 - WakaTakaBang (10/06/2011) [-]
Meh, I work at a deli...you've got it easy. We've got to assemble 2 slicers each morning, but around closing time when they're disassembled, we get a customer. We need to go back into the case, unwrap the meat, and reassemble the slicer or we lose a sale. All Subway needs to do is grab their pre-packed meats and throw it on a piece of bread.
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