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funny metaphors from students. thumb up if you like.
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#30 -
Acrylic (03/16/2010) [-] This post was like a shark, except it didnt swim in water, bite shit, and tell people to suck its dick.
Come to think of it, it isn't like a shark at all.
Come to think of it, it isn't like a shark at all.
#17 -
anonymous (03/16/2010) [-]
very funny but those are similes not metaphores unfortunately so your calim that this list was made by english teachers is sadly mistaken.
#16 -
anonymous (03/16/2010) [-]
LOL.. "She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up."
#15 -
Dallasg (03/16/2010) [-]
**Dallasg rolls 348,243,483**
Loved number 5. Some of the imagery... like number 10... jeeeeezus
Loved number 5. Some of the imagery... like number 10... jeeeeezus
#10 -
anonymous (03/16/2010) [-]
OK, so i just took the SAT Saturday
in it we had to write about what was better
people who were well rounded or people who are passionate...
My third point was that passionate people (Spikies i called them) truly love....
Well rounded people are whores who sleep with every subject and fuck sports right after that
oh dear, im either going to get a college student grading it whose going to love it... or any other fucking person will give me something smaller then 0... Dont you love excitement?
in it we had to write about what was better
people who were well rounded or people who are passionate...
My third point was that passionate people (Spikies i called them) truly love....
Well rounded people are whores who sleep with every subject and fuck sports right after that
oh dear, im either going to get a college student grading it whose going to love it... or any other fucking person will give me something smaller then 0... Dont you love excitement?
#9 -
bloodeetampon (03/16/2010) [-] Oh come on man! Most of these were similes, not metaphors! Lolz. Still, they're class A similes.
#6 -
RedGuppy (03/16/2010) [-]
**RedGuppy rolls 131,685,538**
Maggots in hot grease? What were they thinking??
Maggots in hot grease? What were they thinking??