Sometimes, I like to make
specialised prayers, just In case.
Bear, Giant Pig in The Sky:
I humbly approach thee in prayer
to thank thou tor producing Earth
pigs in thy Image.
K thy earthly swine be made in
thine image. your deliciousness
truly knows no hounds.
However, if the of
thy worldly feesh offends thee,
I request from thou a sign.
And now, Br. Sign joins us to explain
the many dangers of eating bacon.
any sign at all.
Hole to sell. Stop grease fire
alter eating delicious bacon.
Halal... table bacon.