too soon?. . In the state of Orlando born and raised. In Seaworld. where I spent mast of my days. Chillin' out, maxin'. swimmin' round. all cool, Balancing bask
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too soon?

In the state of Orlando born and raised.
In Seaworld. where I spent mast of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin'. swimmin' round. all cool,
Balancing basketballs outside whale school,
When this dumbass girl, who was gettin tee close.
Jumps in the water. starts hugging my nurse.
lorean we little trainer, the press got scared,
theyw-. said." We need to stop using whales that are mentally impaired"
life
you win
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#6 - John Cena (03/15/2010) [-]
pretty sure Orlando isn't a state
#7 to #6 - John Cena (03/15/2010) [-]
Neither is Philadalphia dumb ass
You sir are anhero
#8 to #7 - John Cena (03/15/2010) [-]
I love when people try to make fun of someone and then just look lik an idiot
#9 to #8 - John Cena (03/15/2010) [-]
Who's licking idiots?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kisamehoshigaki (03/15/2010) [-]
CCCCCCOMBO breaker

i was bored
User avatar #164 to #10 - puppybiscuit (03/16/2010) [-]
and stupid...
#16 to #7 - John Cena (03/15/2010) [-]
Philadelphia isn't a state, but the song doesn't say is the state of philadelphia
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#61 - Gyrrados **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #61 - Deadlock (03/15/2010) [-]
ok, yes, yes, win!
User avatar #69 to #61 - xVjoshVx (03/15/2010) [-]
LOL
User avatar #75 to #61 - SunBearJudgesYou (03/15/2010) [-]
To much win!
User avatar #62 to #61 - minidocster (03/15/2010) [-]
Haha it is funny, because you are Gyarados.
User avatar #71 to #62 - BigBloodDrop (03/15/2010) [-]
well your a pedobear!!!

and im a fuken blood drop!!!
User avatar #17 - unstoppablegiggle (03/15/2010) [-]
Looks like she *puts on sunglasses* go whaled
User avatar #18 to #17 - simfar (03/15/2010) [-]
SAVE THE WALE, put it into goolge images, you will understand
User avatar #19 to #18 - unstoppablegiggle (03/15/2010) [-]
I understand that you can't spell and also that the whales that we find dead, are the retards of the whale community.
User avatar #163 to #19 - simfar (03/16/2010) [-]
no r tard, thats how you get the picture im talking about
i can spell; whale
User avatar #22 to #18 - arinakaji (03/15/2010) [-]
youknow i was jsut stupid enough to google that. you sir are win
#4 - John Cena (03/15/2010) [-]
3rd line i started singing prince of bel air...

and yes maybe too soon.. lol...
User avatar #133 - exciter (03/15/2010) [-]
orlando isn't a state...
User avatar #139 to #133 - LordandSavior (03/15/2010) [-]
What does a whale know
User avatar #111 - YaMum (03/15/2010) [-]
They're called killer whales not cuddle whales.
User avatar #125 to #111 - Mandalomax (03/15/2010) [-]
is it wrong if I find the name killer whales more adorable...
User avatar #129 to #125 - OCRosii (03/15/2010) [-]
XD lol
User avatar #73 - SkoalKing (03/15/2010) [-]
i think the author is mentally impaired orlando is not a state
#78 to #73 - theginger **User deleted account** (03/15/2010) [-]
In the real song they say in the state of philadelphia
User avatar #80 to #78 - SkoalKing (03/15/2010) [-]
actaully its west philadelphia nice try tho ;)
User avatar #28 - imthatguy (03/15/2010) [-]
*the state of orlando*

made me lol
#35 - John Cena (03/15/2010) [-]
HAHAHA, Freshwater Whale of Belair
#137 - sadgirl **User deleted account** (03/15/2010) [-]
people need to understand, even a trained animal is still just an animal. trained animals can still freak out and revert back to instinct.
#141 to #137 - John Cena (03/15/2010) [-]
You are a SMART person.
#159 to #141 - sadgirl **User deleted account** (03/15/2010) [-]
i was just stating the obvious. people get pissed at the animals for being animals and punish them for doing what comes natural, it's not fair.
User avatar #30 - albinoflorida (03/15/2010) [-]
FREEEE TILLLLYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #37 to #30 - SirFunnyjunk (03/15/2010) [-]
Free Tittys?
User avatar #38 to #37 - TFRoachSanderson (03/15/2010) [-]
aw 'cum' on thats not funny
User avatar #39 to #38 - Washington (03/15/2010) [-]
Sorry i 'cunt' hear you.
User avatar #47 to #39 - RussellCrowe (03/15/2010) [-]
Yah i have an ear ' *************
User avatar #41 to #39 - TFRoachSanderson (03/15/2010) [-]
'jizz' cause i am a Brit? well tally 'ho'
User avatar #43 to #41 - RainbowHorseCrap (03/15/2010) [-]
These comments are "fap"tastic.
User avatar #52 to #43 - TFRoachSanderson (03/15/2010) [-]
yes so totally 'fap'tabular! so did you hear about Joanne Franklins new 'jizz'ness?
User avatar #58 to #52 - RainbowHorseCrap (03/15/2010) [-]
Piss-es is my favorite constellation. What about you guys?
User avatar #59 to #58 - TFRoachSanderson (03/15/2010) [-]
idont kno, i kno i dont like the one with the crabs, what if it kills me?
User avatar #45 to #41 - albinoflorida (03/15/2010) [-]
wow for all you failers out there, Tilly is the name of the whale that killed the handler. Free tilly sounds like Free willy. Get it yet???
User avatar #51 to #45 - TFRoachSanderson (03/15/2010) [-]
why, your such a tallywhacker! slimy bastards, they are.
#42 to #39 - John Cena (03/15/2010) [-]
WHY CANT WE THUMBS UP WTF NOOBS
User avatar #40 to #38 - jjanderson (03/15/2010) [-]
you guys need to stop being so ra-tarted!!!
#26 - John Cena (03/15/2010) [-]
I don't think he wins at life, he's just forgiven for being a part of the internet ********* that's commonly known as /b/.
User avatar #106 - TheAssassin (03/15/2010) [-]
The last line, was win^100
User avatar #44 - SiameseElephant (03/15/2010) [-]
The FreshWater prince... lol..
User avatar #76 to #44 - skaterchris (03/15/2010) [-]
haha my old avatar

crap im gay now
#14 - lilypeppertepper (03/15/2010) [-]
it should be:
I drowned one little trainer, and the press got scared
they said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
#13 - popoman (03/15/2010) [-]
how could anyone on /b/ win at life? if it was on FJ it would be different
#138 - ileikchocolatecayk (03/15/2010) [-]
4chan fail: orlando is a city.
#140 to #138 - rwg (03/15/2010) [-]
they are talking about state, like are or being.
#142 to #140 - ileikchocolatecayk (03/15/2010) [-]
you cant be in the being of orlando.... that doesnt even make sense. "im feeling very orlando today." and you wouldnt say it like that, you would say "im in an orlando like state."
#143 to #142 - rwg (03/15/2010) [-]
unless orlando was a little gay mexican
User avatar #144 to #143 - Blackrain (03/15/2010) [-]
No, orlando is a dumbass ******* city in the state of FLORIDA. I hate this state, I want to leave.
#145 to #144 - rwg (03/15/2010) [-]
really, okay y do you hate him? he seems like a nice little mexican
User avatar #146 to #145 - Blackrain (03/15/2010) [-]
huh what mexican? lol
#147 to #146 - ileikchocolatecayk (03/15/2010) [-]
the mexican named orlando, where have you been?
#149 to #147 - rwg (03/15/2010) [-]
ya he's about 5 foot and very hairy if you know what i mean
User avatar #148 to #147 - Blackrain (03/15/2010) [-]
I've been in orlando? o_0
#150 to #148 - ileikchocolatecayk (03/15/2010) [-]
we all have, itl be ok, i promise
User avatar #151 to #150 - Blackrain (03/15/2010) [-]
but i'm skurred, so dark here!
#152 to #151 - ileikchocolatecayk (03/15/2010) [-]
If you find what appears to eb a flashlight, it is not, i wouldnt touch it
User avatar #153 to #152 - Blackrain (03/15/2010) [-]
Is it hard and pointy? Because if it is, I already have :3
#154 to #153 - rwg (03/15/2010) [-]
Dont touch anything, just sit still and call nine one one, they will talk you through it, everything will be okay i promise
User avatar #156 to #154 - Blackrain (03/15/2010) [-]
Help I can't find 11 on the phone!!!
#158 to #156 - rwg (03/15/2010) [-]
dont be stupid it is next to 12 and10
#160 to #138 - John Cena (03/15/2010) [-]
Whatever makes the lil song work?
User avatar #53 - ArsonistPenguin (03/15/2010) [-]
I listened for a truck and when it came near There was a giant tank of water in the rear Looks like they're shipping me across the country again Going back to cali to eat some other men

I pulled up to pool about seven or eight Sat there and watched as they opened the gate Got in my take, back in my home town Ready to take another one down
User avatar #55 to #53 - ArsonistPenguin (03/15/2010) [-]
spacing is different in the comment box and what you actually type :(
#57 to #53 - John Cena (03/15/2010) [-]
good attempt :_( not too great i wouldn't do another if i were youz
User avatar #116 - Temerosa (03/15/2010) [-]
Who else said this in the "Fresh Prince of Bel-air" beat?
User avatar #119 to #116 - IronLionZion (03/15/2010) [-]
i did.
User avatar #118 to #116 - poic (03/15/2010) [-]
that's the point numb nuts
User avatar #120 to #118 - Temerosa (03/15/2010) [-]
No need for the attitude, Captain Obvious, i know that. I just wanted to see if anyone else did the same thing. Calm your nipples.
User avatar #117 to #116 - FJalltheway (03/15/2010) [-]
everyone its obviously a knock off
and orlando isnt a state
User avatar #121 to #117 - Underacheiver (03/15/2010) [-]
Orlando is a state of mind where you wear sunglasses and swimming trunks everywhere you go. Just go to Orlando, you'll see what I mean.
User avatar #122 to #121 - FJalltheway (03/15/2010) [-]
i am over spring break
User avatar #128 - cookiel (03/15/2010) [-]
**cookiel rolls 746,031,602** haha its funny but wrong
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