Wasps. Yup. Another retarded thing. Enjoy.. Yet another one of my escapades'... this time, in school. I stayed behind after physics class to talk some things ov
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Wasps

Yup. Another retarded thing. Enjoy.

Yet another one of my
escapades'... this time, in
school. I stayed behind
after physics class to talk
some things over, share
ideas and just have a
general discussion. He
was one of those cool
teachers, you know the
ones? Yeah.
Checking my watch, I realised I '
was late to my next class. I had to
run to get there and oh, boy...
Now, I' m not a physically fit
person either. I was
A sweating and made it into
my next class panting hard.
fit And then I saw the dreaded
sign on the wall...
Yup, Penis Inspection Day.
Now, this other teacher was
not a nice man like the other
one. And he made me stand
at the front of the class and
unzip my trousers. In front of
everyone.
Ibook my dick out. In class. In
front of everyone. The cute
girls and my friends and all
the jocks and the bullies and...
I was still sweating, swearing
over and over in my head.
And after a moment or two of
silence, everybody was
laughing. I thought they were
laughing at my size...
But no, there was still some wsas' l"
spaghetti on it from last night. '
Oh fuck... there was spaghetti
on my dick and everybody
was laughing at me.
Itried my goddamn best to get
it off, trying to rub off all the
spaghetti but my dick started to
get hard. In front of everyone.
And then, there was
pain flashing through I
my dick. What the hell
was that?! I was so
confused and scared of t"
what would happen to
my cock.
And Athen realised
that my cock was
P actually inside a
wasps nest and that
it wasn' t penis
inspection day after
...
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Submitted: 10/01/2011
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#17 - Arandomuser (10/02/2011) [+] (13 replies)
**Arandomuser rolled a random image** da fuck?
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#20 to #17 - bobjrnl **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#16 - anonimoo (10/02/2011) [-]
That's how i got my super powers!
#36 - coolmcbob (10/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #3 - connorjay (10/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
thumb, Fav and subbed.



What more do you want?!
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#72 - mellamopablo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (12 replies)
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#25 - zuthix ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]
**zuthix rolled a random image**
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#98 - disturbing (10/02/2011) [-]
Im sorry, WHAT?!
#94 - unrealthrash (10/02/2011) [-]
LSD is hell of a drug, mate..
User avatar #92 - mikek (10/02/2011) [-]
This is what happens when you take acid and then make OC
#86 - anonymous (10/02/2011) [+] (3 replies)
not sure if a girl with a dick. or a girl that wants a dick. or a dude.... =.o
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User avatar #57 - pennywize (10/02/2011) [-]
What the fuuuck....
User avatar #54 - thefunnyside (10/02/2011) [-]
Youmust be from 4chan
#46 - missmalice (10/02/2011) [-]
Well that's... uh...
#11 - soadfanbob (10/01/2011) [-]
Not sure if spaghetti dick...
Or wasp dick...
#10 - mazure (10/01/2011) [-]
So your school has a PENIS inspection, eh?
thumbed up
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