one ring to rule them all. one ring to rule them all.. Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on hi one ring to rule
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User avatar #1 - street (03/14/2010) [-]
mroe like one slap
User avatar #12 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (03/15/2010) [-]
I believe the pictures are backwards. Everyone knows that you have sex more often before marriage than after.
User avatar #19 to #12 - itachi (03/15/2010) [-]
who said their getting married? it could be just a gift
User avatar #6 - TemplarKyng (03/15/2010) [-]
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
#9 to #6 - John Cena (03/15/2010) [-]
A IS FOR ACORN WHICH LIVES IN A TREE!!
User avatar #13 to #9 - Excuizitlereanland (03/15/2010) [-]
B IS FOR BROTHERHOOD THAT ASSASSINATES PEOPLE IN THE NIGHT!
User avatar #17 to #13 - LoGfan (03/15/2010) [-]
c is for.... cheese? which i eat?
User avatar #22 to #17 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (03/15/2010) [-]
D is for... damn it, this has already gone on long enough
User avatar #23 to #22 - LoGfan (03/15/2010) [-]
e is for GRAVY
#7 - poopyfacepants (03/15/2010) [-]
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
User avatar #24 - seoulspirit (03/15/2010) [-]
She opens her legs when he pulls out the ring...shouldn't it be the OTHER way around? >_>
User avatar #25 to #24 - cookiemonstA (03/15/2010) [-]
agreed
User avatar #10 - Acrylic (03/15/2010) [-]
Then he pulls his dick out and she just says 'One right to find them' and giggles like a little bitch.

:'[
#8 - BlahYourHamster **User deleted account** (03/15/2010) [-]
One bucket of corrosive acid is all it takes.
User avatar #5 - InternetInfidel (03/15/2010) [-]
Repost of my image
#2 - John Cena (03/15/2010) [-]
more like three glasses of wine
#15 - travelgirl (03/15/2010) [-]
hahahah im actually sitting with my legs crossed right now xD
User avatar #27 - urmuther (03/15/2010) [-]
is it rape if the ring was fake???
#20 - rovus (03/15/2010) [-]
BRB i'm gonna make a parody of this!
#21 to #20 - rovus (03/15/2010) [-]
actually. . . . i'm just too lazy
User avatar #14 - loliotaku (03/15/2010) [-]
the key to a girl's vagina
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User avatar #3 - addictive (03/15/2010) [-]
this is funny but not nessessarily true.
#4 to #3 - John Cena (03/15/2010) [-]
It wasn't insinuating that it was "necessarily" true.
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