The Truth. . Every girl I' ever met has told me “I wish I could just meet a nice guy who' s in it for met not just my body, and who will can for me. Every guy I
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The Truth

Every girl I' ever met has told me “I wish I could just meet a nice guy
who' s in it for met not just my body, and who will can for me. Every guy I
date is just a deuchebag"'. Because of that, my entire life I' tried to be that
guy, who will love the girl, who will treat her with respect and honour her,
who will be there at any heures the day, and who will never let laden.
Every time I' ever made a move, I' m shot directly to the friend zone. So this
message is in general to every girl I' Hersh“ my honest emotions to,
but more in particular to lama. Tonight you get drunk, brought me into
your room, and confessed to me everything I clearly new knew. I especially
enjoyed the bit where yen explained in depth why yen will sleep
with a right asshole who treats yen like yen blow in the dump, because
he' s broken goods yen could potentially fit him but yen won' t give someone
like me (which yen used as the prime example] a chance at even a first date
because "if you' re perfect, then there' s nething to fix." ‘Well Janna and every
other girl out there who doesn' t see a good thill in front of them; here' s to
being that asshole - **** yen, because I may net be that dick that gets the
girls, but at least I' m net the dirt of society that will get with them.
This message isn' t for likes or thumbs up - it' s just my way of
every decent guy out there who knows what I' m saying.
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#117 - potatos (09/30/2011) [-]
Weird fact:
Guys put girls in the friend zone as well.
Probably not nearly as often, but it happens.

I say lets end this faggotry and destroy the friend zone!
User avatar #379 to #117 - samorris (09/30/2011) [-]
I assume the reason men put girls in the friend zone is to be friends with benefits later.
User avatar #383 to #379 - potatos (09/30/2011) [-]
According to my experience, yes.
It's like one of those "oh i'll use you while i'm looking for a better girl"-things.
User avatar #393 to #383 - samorris (09/30/2011) [-]
Doing that makes me feel bad but at the same time joyful seeing im balancing the world
#394 to #117 - fluffyzor (09/30/2011) [-]
I say global mass orgies
I say global mass orgies
#264 to #117 - missartiste (09/30/2011) [-]
True here. I'm a girl, and I was chatting with a guy I liked, and we constantly refer to memes and video games because we both are obsessed with the internet. I'm a great friend with him, I'm not bitchy, I don't get moodswingy on him, but he said, "No one would ever date me."
This friend is an ex-bf, so I said, "I dated you two years ago, if you've forgotten; you're not unlovable."

His response: "No, I mean hot chicks."
MFW:

P.S. We broke up due to his parents disapproving, it's not like we had issues with each other.
User avatar #349 to #264 - potatos (09/30/2011) [-]
LOLWUT.
Sounds like a real man-bitch. That's ******* mean.
User avatar #1096 to #264 - mindlessmindless (10/01/2011) [-]
Yea... Goddamn.. I apologize for some of the guys out there.. Some of us deserve to be friend-zoned. Not all.
User avatar #1474 to #1096 - missartiste (10/01/2011) [-]
Definitely not all guys should be friendzoned. That's what pisses me off about being around girls. They are so damn picky about the most random stuff ("Oh, I won't date him because his ass is shaped like a cancerous pair instead of a cancerous apple") and they completely blow off nice guys in the process because of looks.

#560 to #264 - anon (09/30/2011) [-]
He probably grew up and realized hot chicks are better to date then ugly ones.
#966 to #560 - anon (10/01/2011) [-]
You probably shove spiky dildos up your ass while dancing to the dubstep version of Canada's National anthem.
User avatar #1334 to #966 - dapianoman (10/01/2011) [-]
BURN.
#1177 to #264 - anon (10/01/2011) [-]
There were issues

And you're probably fat

Or ugly.

Potato Potahto
User avatar #1458 to #1177 - missartiste (10/01/2011) [-]
That's another point to be gathered from this. Maybe that's why girls friend-zone guys; they're too 'nice' to completely say "Look, you're ugly, I don't want to hang with you half the time, much less date you," so they friendzone ya. It's just humans being superficial and putting emphasis on looks.

I'm pretty sure I'm not fat...I'm only 110 lbs., and 5'4". It's the only thing I can really give to myself in terms of looks.
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#770 - fantasticmrneko (10/01/2011) [-]
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#759 - mmadriann (10/01/2011) [-]
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#659 - neocancer (09/30/2011) [-]
But you deserve thumbs, good sir!
#1216 - grovle (10/01/2011) [-]
I got lucky =D I found me a girl and I'm a nice guy =D (pic related)
#542 - anon (09/30/2011) [-]
#325 - catbox (09/30/2011) [-]
What I want to do to all the ass hole guys  
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What I want to do to all the ass hole guys
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#804 - anon (10/01/2011) [-]
I'm a really shy guy, a few months ago I was sick of it, so as a test I decided to go to the gym and pretend to be a jerk to my friends (they were in on it as well). I honestly don't know what happened, but within a week, a whole load of slutty girls who I secretly despised started to flirt with me, one even invited me back to her house to give me a blowjob. You know what? I deliberately went back to my normal self, and all the slutty girls instantly gave no interest in me once again. Also, I have never been in a relationship, and if that's what it takes to get a girlfriend...

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User avatar #825 to #804 - herrschaft (10/01/2011) [-]
Aww **** ... from now on I'll tell my friends to look at that guy in the friend zone. Not that we have one... but oh well. Funnyjunk has taught me well on this subject.
#767 - koshana (10/01/2011) [-]
I had a girl who was the same way. I would sacrifice game time and all of it, just to be with her. Then, further on into it, after I had gotten her to quit cutting herself, things started going downhill. She kept getting angry at me for not helping out enough with her club, or missing some dance. Then, one day, when she gets back from the National Science Fair which I was so proud of her for making it to, she asks me for a couple extra days alone by herself. I gave her that, and when the time came, she told me that we had to split up so she could figure out who she was. This hurt so much, and I tried to move on. Later that day, my grandpa was sent to the hospital, and he was most likely going to die at the time. I texted her, trying to explain myself and that I needed someone there, but she simply told me to ' **** off'. I had a thing with another girl, but felt guilty and told her, to which she said she was about to take me back, but that that had changed everything. After weeks of agony, we got back together and I thought everything was perfect, but apparently I wasn't giving her enough attention, so she left me for another boy. After 2 years, she had left me for a boy who had liked her for 1 week. I was destroyed, and I got angry and yelled at her and told her how I sacrificed a lot to make her happy, how I put off most all sexual things so she could feel comfortable, and how even though when I would make a move and she would call me a monster, I still loved her. All she did was smile and tell me she didn't love me. Now, simply because I had yelled at her like she had yelled at me during her stressful times, I am being threatened with a restraining order because she doesn't want me to talk to her. And even through all this, I still wish no harm on her. 2 years without anything below the belt, but it wasn't good enough. So, although this still hurts me now, I need to realize, and so do many others, that it isn't always the boy that can be the hurtful one.
User avatar #785 to #767 - DrownedFish (10/01/2011) [-]
1. Get a restraining order on her
2. Move to a house next to hers and piss her off so much
3. ?????
4. Profit!
User avatar #792 to #767 - fjarchon (10/01/2011) [-]
If she really was like that you should have left her a long time ago. To be honest you did cheat on her.
#849 to #792 - koshana (10/01/2011) [-]
to clarify, my man, I went for that girl after she had dumped me the first time then begged for me back saying she'd change...
#870 to #767 - koshana (10/01/2011) [-]
Thanks for the support, guys. thumbS FOR ALL!
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User avatar #819 to #791 - TopDawg (10/01/2011) [-]
Dammit... Now the song is playing in my head and I forgot what I was gonna tell them...
#687 - furiousmarshmellow (10/01/2011) [-]
"I think we should just be friends"




I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST BE DEAD









User avatar #1250 - dubsauce (10/01/2011) [-]
**dubsauce rolls 22** dubs and i give a ****
#1348 to #1250 - cerealguydubs (10/01/2011) [-]
**cerealguydubs rolls 72** dubs and phil birds dubs get taken away
#1062 - newmanchamp (10/01/2011) [-]
<< OP <3
#654 - kals (09/30/2011) [-]
Did you know that it's pretty much the same way for girls? All of my friends who are total bitches and dump guys whenever they stop "liking" them get tons of guys. I'm not ugly, or at least not according to others. I'm average weight, so I'm not fat. My personality is pretty good. I like video games, I understand man issues, and I would never make a man pay for a meal they didn't want to pay for. So why do all the stupid bitches get boyfriends? **** if I know.
#983 to #654 - brandonbmth (10/01/2011) [-]
**brandonbmth rolled a random image**
#748 to #654 - secretsexaddict (10/01/2011) [-]
yep.. friend zoned sucks.. i've liked one guy for 4 years now.. i've been his friend every single time he got a girlfriend, i was there every single time he cried because that bitch broke his heart, even been with him through a stage where he was depressed and said nobody would ever love him.. i give subliminal hints but i'm afraid to tell him out-right because then it'll probably just ruin our friendship all together :(
#706 to #654 - furiousmarshmellow (10/01/2011) [-]
Because sexually overcome guys think it's alot easier to trick a dumb bitch into having sex.   
  
It's pretty much 			********		, and I'm a straight guy
Because sexually overcome guys think it's alot easier to trick a dumb bitch into having sex.

It's pretty much ******** , and I'm a straight guy
#668 to #654 - anon (09/30/2011) [-]
I'd go out with you.
User avatar #673 to #668 - luffysdick (09/30/2011) [-]
this was me, i forgot to sign in
#695 to #654 - hammerzeit (10/01/2011) [-]
opposites attract. sweet/(innocent..?) girls go for the druggy manwhore scum of socieity (repetatively) and wonder why they get hurt,and the guys that are sweet and actually know how to treat a lady are put in that damn friend zone.(and have to deal with all the girls bitching about how she "cant find a sweet guy blah blah blah." and that just means your freinds (im guessing,not trying to assume,basing off personal experiance) are easy to get with so guys jump on the oppurtunity.dont sweat it. let them take th eduesche bags.u'll find a studmuffin sometime. :)
#975 to #695 - anon (10/01/2011) [-]
It's actually been proven that the saying 'opposites attract' is just a myth. Even it seems that people are complete opposites they must have at least one thing in common for the relationship to work. Like-people attract and that seems to be the case here. Wouldn't be so innocent if they go for the town ******** . Scummy girls with scummy guys. That's how it goes.
#1554 to #975 - hammerzeit (10/01/2011) [-]
most of the time yeah.guess your right. people just need to understand theres tons of happiness to be found in being single
#990 to #975 - anon (10/01/2011) [-]
Also, sex. Many people have relationships for sex. Bitchy girls also do it for the free stuff.
#721 to #654 - furiousmarshmellow (10/01/2011) [-]
Also, I would probably go out with you.
Also, I would probably go out with you.
#688 to #654 - deathstarslayer (10/01/2011) [-]
What have you done you alerted the fj creepers.
What have you done you alerted the fj creepers.
#697 to #654 - Complimenter (10/01/2011) [-]
**** , I am the exact same way. I always have to listen to my male friends cry about the girl they were with because she's cheated on him, or she told him she never liked him, or were just a bitch. And every single one of them I have had a crush on and never gave me a second thought. They always tell me that I'm like a sister to them. The friend-zone sucks dick to anyone who's in it.

#665 to #654 - anon (09/30/2011) [-]
damn why cant i get someone like you also just be confident thats pretty much it to get a guy to like you or be direct the worst he can say is no
#669 to #665 - anon (09/30/2011) [-]
wait and a fjer *********
#658 to #654 - thepsycho ONLINE (09/30/2011) [-]
MARRY ME
I don't care if you look like this, JUST MARRY ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
#686 to #658 - kals (10/01/2011) [-]
Oh, sir, you're such a flatterer.
#692 to #686 - thepsycho ONLINE (10/01/2011) [-]
Well, I have my skills...
Well, I have my skills...
#444 - cruzslzr (09/30/2011) [-]
rape her anyway she sounds like a slut
shell enjoy the **** out of it
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