The Truth. . Every girl I' ever met has told me “I wish I could just meet a nice guy who' s in it for met not just my body, and who will can for me. Every guy I The Truth Every girl I' ever met has told me “I wish I could just meet a nice guy who' s in it for not my body and who will can
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The Truth

Every girl I' ever met has told me “I wish I could just meet a nice guy
who' s in it for met not just my body, and who will can for me. Every guy I
date is just a deuchebag"'. Because of that, my entire life I' tried to be that
guy, who will love the girl, who will treat her with respect and honour her,
who will be there at any heures the day, and who will never let laden.
Every time I' ever made a move, I' m shot directly to the friend zone. So this
message is in general to every girl I' Hersh“ my honest emotions to,
but more in particular to lama. Tonight you get drunk, brought me into
your room, and confessed to me everything I clearly new knew. I especially
enjoyed the bit where yen explained in depth why yen will sleep
with a right asshole who treats yen like yen blow in the dump, because
he' s broken goods yen could potentially fit him but yen won' t give someone
like me (which yen used as the prime example] a chance at even a first date
because "if you' re perfect, then there' s nething to fix." ‘Well Janna and every
other girl out there who doesn' t see a good thill in front of them; here' s to
being that asshole - **** yen, because I may net be that dick that gets the
girls, but at least I' m net the dirt of society that will get with them.
This message isn' t for likes or thumbs up - it' s just my way of
every decent guy out there who knows what I' m saying.
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#117 - potatos
Reply +132
(09/30/2011) [-]
Weird fact:
Guys put girls in the friend zone as well.
Probably not nearly as often, but it happens.

I say lets end this faggotry and destroy the friend zone!
#379 to #117 - samorris
Reply +2
(09/30/2011) [-]
I assume the reason men put girls in the friend zone is to be friends with benefits later.
#383 to #379 - potatos
Reply 0
(09/30/2011) [-]
According to my experience, yes.
It's like one of those "oh i'll use you while i'm looking for a better girl"-things.
#393 to #383 - samorris
Reply 0
(09/30/2011) [-]
Doing that makes me feel bad but at the same time joyful seeing im balancing the world
#394 to #117 - fluffyzor
Reply +7
(09/30/2011) [-]
I say global mass orgies
I say global mass orgies
#264 to #117 - missartiste
Reply +55
(09/30/2011) [-]
True here. I'm a girl, and I was chatting with a guy I liked, and we constantly refer to memes and video games because we both are obsessed with the internet. I'm a great friend with him, I'm not bitchy, I don't get moodswingy on him, but he said, "No one would ever date me."
This friend is an ex-bf, so I said, "I dated you two years ago, if you've forgotten; you're not unlovable."

His response: "No, I mean hot chicks."
MFW:

P.S. We broke up due to his parents disapproving, it's not like we had issues with each other.
#349 to #264 - potatos
Reply +32
(09/30/2011) [-]
LOLWUT.
Sounds like a real man-bitch. That's ******* mean.
#1096 to #264 - mindlessmindless
Reply +4
(10/01/2011) [-]
Yea... Goddamn.. I apologize for some of the guys out there.. Some of us deserve to be friend-zoned. Not all.
#1474 to #1096 - missartiste
Reply +2
(10/01/2011) [-]
Definitely not all guys should be friendzoned. That's what pisses me off about being around girls. They are so damn picky about the most random stuff ("Oh, I won't date him because his ass is shaped like a cancerous pair instead of a cancerous apple") and they completely blow off nice guys in the process because of looks.

#1177 to #264 - anon
Reply 0
(10/01/2011) [-]
There were issues

And you're probably fat

Or ugly.

Potato Potahto
#1458 to #1177 - missartiste
Reply 0
(10/01/2011) [-]
That's another point to be gathered from this. Maybe that's why girls friend-zone guys; they're too 'nice' to completely say "Look, you're ugly, I don't want to hang with you half the time, much less date you," so they friendzone ya. It's just humans being superficial and putting emphasis on looks.

I'm pretty sure I'm not fat...I'm only 110 lbs., and 5'4". It's the only thing I can really give to myself in terms of looks.
#560 to #264 - anon
Reply 0
(09/30/2011) [-]
He probably grew up and realized hot chicks are better to date then ugly ones.
#966 to #560 - anon
Reply 0
(10/01/2011) [-]
You probably shove spiky dildos up your ass while dancing to the dubstep version of Canada's National anthem.
#1334 to #966 - dapianoman
Reply 0
(10/01/2011) [-]
BURN.
#366 - tommynt
Reply +29
(09/30/2011) [-]
#5 - monsterking
Reply +11
(09/30/2011) [-]
can someone type this up for me. i want to put this on facebook
#6 to #5 - qwertex [OP]
Reply +29
(09/30/2011) [-]
Every girl I’ve ever met has told me “I wish I could just meet a nice guy who’s in it for me; not just my body, and who will care for me. Every guy I date is just a douchebag”. Because of that, my entire life I’ve tried to be that guy, who will love the girl, who will treat her with respect and honour her, who will be there at any hour of the day, and who will never let her down. Every time I’ve ever made a move, I’m shot directly to the friend zone. So this message is in general to every girl I’ve ever shown my honest emotions to, but more in particular to Jenna. Tonight you got drunk, brought me into your room, and confessed to me everything I clearly now know. I especially enjoyed the bit where you explained in depth why you will consistently sleep with a right asshole who treats you like you belong in the dump, because he’s broken goods you could potentially fix him but you won’t give someone like me (which you used as the prime example) a chance at even a first date because “if you’re perfect, then there’s nothing to fix.” Well Jenna and every other girl out there who doesn’t see a good thing in front of them; here’s to being that asshole – **** you, because I may not be that dick that gets the girls, but at least I’m not the dirt of society that will get with them.
This message isn’t for likes or thumbs up – it’s just my way of avenging every decent guy out there who knows what I’m saying.

#7 to #6 - monsterking
Reply +7
(09/30/2011) [-]
thanks man... i get treated like this alot
#8 to #7 - qwertex [OP]
Reply +9
(09/30/2011) [-]
No problem man, tonight was the last straw for me. I'm glad I can be a voice for all us good guys getting put down.
#9 to #8 - monsterking
Reply +8
(09/30/2011) [-]
lets just say i've been in love with the same girl for 10 years. and this is what i get
#654 - kals
Reply +28
(09/30/2011) [-]
Did you know that it's pretty much the same way for girls? All of my friends who are total bitches and dump guys whenever they stop "liking" them get tons of guys. I'm not ugly, or at least not according to others. I'm average weight, so I'm not fat. My personality is pretty good. I like video games, I understand man issues, and I would never make a man pay for a meal they didn't want to pay for. So why do all the stupid bitches get boyfriends? **** if I know.
#665 to #654 - anon
Reply 0
(09/30/2011) [-]
damn why cant i get someone like you also just be confident thats pretty much it to get a guy to like you or be direct the worst he can say is no
#669 to #665 - anon
Reply 0
(09/30/2011) [-]
wait and a fjer *********
#668 to #654 - anon
Reply 0
(09/30/2011) [-]
I'd go out with you.
#673 to #668 - luffysdick
Reply 0
(09/30/2011) [-]
this was me, i forgot to sign in
#748 to #654 - secretsexaddict
Reply 0
(10/01/2011) [-]
yep.. friend zoned sucks.. i've liked one guy for 4 years now.. i've been his friend every single time he got a girlfriend, i was there every single time he cried because that bitch broke his heart, even been with him through a stage where he was depressed and said nobody would ever love him.. i give subliminal hints but i'm afraid to tell him out-right because then it'll probably just ruin our friendship all together :(
#983 to #654 - brandonbmth
Reply 0
(10/01/2011) [-]
**brandonbmth rolled a random image**
#695 to #654 - hammerzeit
Reply +1
(10/01/2011) [-]
opposites attract. sweet/(innocent..?) girls go for the druggy manwhore scum of socieity (repetatively) and wonder why they get hurt,and the guys that are sweet and actually know how to treat a lady are put in that damn friend zone.(and have to deal with all the girls bitching about how she "cant find a sweet guy blah blah blah." and that just means your freinds (im guessing,not trying to assume,basing off personal experiance) are easy to get with so guys jump on the oppurtunity.dont sweat it. let them take th eduesche bags.u'll find a studmuffin sometime. :)
#975 to #695 - anon
Reply 0
(10/01/2011) [-]
It's actually been proven that the saying 'opposites attract' is just a myth. Even it seems that people are complete opposites they must have at least one thing in common for the relationship to work. Like-people attract and that seems to be the case here. Wouldn't be so innocent if they go for the town ********. Scummy girls with scummy guys. That's how it goes.
#1554 to #975 - hammerzeit
Reply 0
(10/01/2011) [-]
most of the time yeah.guess your right. people just need to understand theres tons of happiness to be found in being single
#990 to #975 - anon
Reply 0
(10/01/2011) [-]
Also, sex. Many people have relationships for sex. Bitchy girls also do it for the free stuff.
#706 to #654 - furiousmarshmellow
Reply +1
(10/01/2011) [-]
Because sexually overcome guys think it's alot easier to trick a dumb bitch into having sex.   
  
It's pretty much ********, and I'm a straight guy
Because sexually overcome guys think it's alot easier to trick a dumb bitch into having sex.

It's pretty much ********, and I'm a straight guy
#721 to #654 - furiousmarshmellow
Reply +1
(10/01/2011) [-]
Also, I would probably go out with you.
Also, I would probably go out with you.
#688 to #654 - deathstarslayer
Reply +2
(10/01/2011) [-]
What have you done you alerted the fj creepers.
What have you done you alerted the fj creepers.
#697 to #654 - Complimenter
Reply +4
(10/01/2011) [-]
****, I am the exact same way. I always have to listen to my male friends cry about the girl they were with because she's cheated on him, or she told him she never liked him, or were just a bitch. And every single one of them I have had a crush on and never gave me a second thought. They always tell me that I'm like a sister to them. The friend-zone sucks dick to anyone who's in it.

#658 to #654 - thepsycho
Reply +16
(09/30/2011) [-]
MARRY ME
I don't care if you look like this, JUST MARRY ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
#686 to #658 - kals
Reply +8
(10/01/2011) [-]
Oh, sir, you're such a flatterer.
#692 to #686 - thepsycho
Reply +10
(10/01/2011) [-]
Well, I have my skills...
Well, I have my skills...
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#758 - fernandopolis
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(10/01/2011) [-]
#741 - tomsterstroodle
Reply +11
(10/01/2011) [-]
**tomsterstroodle rolled a random image** <what he looks like
#743 to #741 - thepsycho
Reply +21
(10/01/2011) [-]
#354 - sniffythebird
Reply +21
(09/30/2011) [-]
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#556 - mrgordons
Reply +19
(09/30/2011) [-]
This is my favourite kind of content. dude you reminded me of a feel i tried to
forget. and now I feel human again.
I feel like I just leveled up seeing this post
#487 - SamiGirl
Reply +19
(09/30/2011) [-]
And this is why I took my Bestfriend Matt out of the friend zone, I love him so much he is an amazing sweet guy. for any dumbass girl out there who always says you want a nice guy, but you compleatly shoot that one guy friend who wants to be that guy to the friend zone you need to get over yourself and give that amazing guy a chance or you need to shut the **** up.
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#1595 to #505 - SamiGirl
Reply +5
(10/09/2011) [-]
I am sorry my gender is full of bitches
#1596 to #1595 - ighostinthefogi
Reply +5
(10/10/2011) [-]
The girl I like is named Sam . . . kinda wish she was more like you :( . . . probably like most other guys on here >.<
#1597 to #1596 - slyve
Reply +3
(10/10/2011) [-]
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True...
#1598 to #1596 - SamiGirl
Reply 0
(10/11/2011) [-]
If I was her I woulda brought you straight out of the friend zone, you seem like an amazing guy.
If I was her I woulda brought you straight out of the friend zone, you seem like an amazing guy.