The Truth. . Every girl I' ever met has told me “I wish I could just meet a nice guy who' s in it for met not just my body, and who will can for me. Every guy I
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The Truth

Every girl I' ever met has told me “I wish I could just meet a nice guy
who' s in it for met not just my body, and who will can for me. Every guy I
date is just a deuchebag"'. Because of that, my entire life I' tried to be that
guy, who will love the girl, who will treat her with respect and honour her,
who will be there at any heures the day, and who will never let laden.
Every time I' ever made a move, I' m shot directly to the friend zone. So this
message is in general to every girl I' Hersh“ my honest emotions to,
but more in particular to lama. Tonight you get drunk, brought me into
your room, and confessed to me everything I clearly new knew. I especially
enjoyed the bit where yen explained in depth why yen will sleep
with a right asshole who treats yen like yen blow in the dump, because
he' s broken goods yen could potentially fit him but yen won' t give someone
like me (which yen used as the prime example] a chance at even a first date
because "if you' re perfect, then there' s nething to fix." ‘Well Janna and every
other girl out there who doesn' t see a good thill in front of them; here' s to
being that asshole - **** yen, because I may net be that dick that gets the
girls, but at least I' m net the dirt of society that will get with them.
This message isn' t for likes or thumbs up - it' s just my way of
every decent guy out there who knows what I' m saying.
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Submitted: 09/30/2011
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#117 - potatos ONLINE (09/30/2011) [+] (15 replies)
Weird fact:
Guys put girls in the friend zone as well.
Probably not nearly as often, but it happens.

I say lets end this faggotry and destroy the friend zone!
User avatar #5 - monsterking (09/30/2011) [+] (5 replies)
can someone type this up for me. i want to put this on facebook
#6 to #5 - qwertex (09/30/2011) [-]
Every girl I’ve ever met has told me “I wish I could just meet a nice guy who’s in it for me; not just my body, and who will care for me. Every guy I date is just a douchebag”. Because of that, my entire life I’ve tried to be that guy, who will love the girl, who will treat her with respect and honour her, who will be there at any hour of the day, and who will never let her down. Every time I’ve ever made a move, I’m shot directly to the friend zone. So this message is in general to every girl I’ve ever shown my honest emotions to, but more in particular to Jenna. Tonight you got drunk, brought me into your room, and confessed to me everything I clearly now know. I especially enjoyed the bit where you explained in depth why you will consistently sleep with a right asshole who treats you like you belong in the dump, because he’s broken goods you could potentially fix him but you won’t give someone like me (which you used as the prime example) a chance at even a first date because “if you’re perfect, then there’s nothing to fix.” Well Jenna and every other girl out there who doesn’t see a good thing in front of them; here’s to being that asshole – **** you, because I may not be that dick that gets the girls, but at least I’m not the dirt of society that will get with them.
This message isn’t for likes or thumbs up – it’s just my way of avenging every decent guy out there who knows what I’m saying.

#654 - kals (09/30/2011) [+] (17 replies)
Did you know that it's pretty much the same way for girls? All of my friends who are total bitches and dump guys whenever they stop "liking" them get tons of guys. I'm not ugly, or at least not according to others. I'm average weight, so I'm not fat. My personality is pretty good. I like video games, I understand man issues, and I would never make a man pay for a meal they didn't want to pay for. So why do all the stupid bitches get boyfriends? **** if I know.
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#741 - tomsterstroodle (10/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**tomsterstroodle rolled a random image** <what he looks like
#556 - mrgordons (09/30/2011) [-]
This is my favourite kind of content. dude you reminded me of a feel i tried to
forget. and now I feel human again.
I feel like I just leveled up seeing this post
#487 - SamiGirl (09/30/2011) [+] (5 replies)
And this is why I took my Bestfriend Matt out of the friend zone, I love him so much he is an amazing sweet guy. for any dumbass girl out there who always says you want a nice guy, but you compleatly shoot that one guy friend who wants to be that guy to the friend zone you need to get over yourself and give that amazing guy a chance or you need to shut the **** up.
User avatar #525 - starvaggi (09/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Here's the reason why:
You have to act quickly. It's not about being nice or mean. Most girls would rather date a nice guy than a mean one, but you (as a guy) don't have the luxury of getting to know a bitch before you date one. You roll the dice. When you like a girl, you don't make sure she sees that you're nice first. You make sure she sees that you're interested first, then once she knows, you start being nice, yet not friendly. Polite, but flirty. This is the problem nice guys make. They (we) think that girls want to see that we're nice, and then they will want to date us. (none of this is taking physical attractiveness into count. Just don't be obese and most girls will date you. Seriously. They are that easygoing on attractiveness.) In actuality, a girl will put you either in the friend zone or the possible date zone very shortly after meeting you. If you don't act fast, you could be stuck in the friend zone. Assholes aren't nice, so they hide their assholeness to a girl. The next step in a guy's model of thinking is flirting, so they do that, and if she finds the asshole pleasant to be around she'll date him.

This is a very generalized pattern, but it usually works. If a girl also has a crush on you, it could create an exception to the friend zone/date zone thing (Aka the ladder theory, look it up). However, if she does not like you back, flirting with her before you get to know her is the only sure-fire way to get her to.

I've made all these mistakes before. Many times. I looked **** up, I learned from it. As long as the chick isn't really bitchy about the attractiveness thing (again, most aren't) you'll find this easy to do. Also, a problem most nice guys face is not having a lot of confidence, so they become reluctant and can't act on their feelings. Nice people are generally logical, so: What's the worst that can happen? That's pretty bad, right? What's the best that can happen? Wow, that's way more good than the worst thing is bad. Go for it asap!
#723 - SomeRandomPerson (10/01/2011) [-]
You know what they say. A girl telling you that you can still be friends is like your mum telling you that your dog died but you can still keep it....
#241 - amnesiacpatient (09/30/2011) [-]
Sometimes i feel like they don't even know I'm there.
#770 - fantasticmrneko (10/01/2011) [-]
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#659 - neocancer (09/30/2011) [-]
But you deserve thumbs, good sir!
#240 - lordinfamous (09/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
******* friendzone.
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