Dumb. . so my neighbours got this son years old, slightly mentally handicapped Until one afternoon while hi parents were Shopping: MOM! DAD! Come quick! T caugh Dumb so my neighbours got this son years old slightly mentally handicapped Until one afternoon while hi parents were Shopping: MOM! DAD! Come quick! T caugh
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so my neighbours got this son
years old,
slightly mentally handicapped
Until one afternoon while hi
parents were Shopping:
MOM! DAD! Come quick!
T caught a hobbit!
You did
catch ??
Parents aborting shopping,
speeding home, just to find..
They hear yowies ocming from the
garde, so they walk out and see
an equally destroyed garden.
But they recognize their son' s
yelling. They look around
and find
Dear son, what the hell is
going on here? Why is there
a camel in our..
Son, that is no Hobbit. It
is a CIREL. Anyway, how the
hell did you get a camel..
They walk down l.'. the door.
Someone is banging on it from
the inside. They open up and
they find..
I saw him on the Street
walking with the camel. So i
turned on him and we fought.
But i managed to put: him into
a headlock and get him. down
Usually it' s no problem for him
to stay alone for a couple of
hours for example when his
parents are shopping
h HAVEIT! T am so happy!
Come home! I' ll show you!
their home in total ohios.
everything ls knocked over,
destroyed or trampled
talking to a Camel. A real
Camel. A REAL FUCKING CAMEL TN
THE MIDDLE OF THEIR FUCKING
GARDEN.
T CAUGHT !
The hobbit' s in the
basement! I locked him up in
the basement!
a midget. Dne who was
working for the borous,
that just got
into town.
Please sir, accept this
generous donation of a
couple thousand bucks and
forget what happened!
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Views: 514 Submitted: 09/29/2011