The anatomy of a one night stand.. I thought of a girl i knew that would fit for each one lol.. ill»: my litl aall + Ttritt Acro, this actually feels nice. I eo

The anatomy of a one night stand.

I thought of a girl i knew that would fit for each one lol.

ill»: my litl aall + Ttritt
Acro, this actually feels
nice. I eould see this
maybe gasing
somehwhere. But mere
importantly, if I' m really
quiet I think I pan stick
it in again while she' s
still sleeping.
Edd dammit. I KNEW I
have ignored
the fact that she had
mere armpit hair than
me. Or that halfhearted
Owhh map. Uh map oh
map oh map. I can' t
believe I used the ‘let' s
be mere than just
friends' line ta get laid.
tdr the ‘Wu understand
me better than anyone
else' line. tdr the "I want
yum ta be my girlfriend
after this' line.
thc, don' t panic. She
deosn' t know the
condom brake. She
tatally caould have
getten it from semed: Ine
else. Just play it coal,
and she' ll never HOLY
Elk, seriousely. That has
NEVER happened
before, I swear. I' m
usually a twp, three
hour kind pf guy. I was
just nervous because I
like yum an much. Uh
Please don' t leave. My
roommate beats me
when ydu' re mat here.
Sty baby, was it gem
foreget it, I
never even had an
erection in the first
place, New please leave
so I pan strangle myself
with the bra ybu' re
going ta
Don' trudge me.
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User avatar #4 - miguelxO (03/15/2010) [-]
#6 - anonymous (03/15/2010) [-]
I was nodding in agreemnt all the way through than loled hard at the end.
User avatar #3 - TreesyDoesIt (03/15/2010) [-]
hahaha this is awesome
#2 - mmacrae (03/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
lol i thought of someone for each one too :p
#10 - holymotherofpeter **User deleted account** (03/15/2010) [-]
haha he just told the fat chick to **** him
User avatar #1 - IceBearJudgesYou (03/14/2010) [-]

User avatar #11 - unstoppablegiggle (03/15/2010) [-]
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON! ONE QUESTION...did you, or did you not, do the girl with Downs Syndrome and did you, or did you not, see the family guy episode where Chris proved that to be a TERRIBLE idea. you sir, are hilarious
User avatar #9 - XxXSULLYXxX (03/15/2010) [-]
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