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Good Advice Duck. Thanks for your time Thumb if you liked it.. trolollol HEM mulims , ilk . lrl' s' Tilt MI In Te man so mun sum: suns In Ill! an WHEN _ trea, r

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#394 - timmis (09/29/2011) [-]
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User avatar #399 to #394 - Mawxter (09/29/2011) [-]
The greatest advice of all
#379 - Hase (09/29/2011) [-]
Yeah, I was bored.
#853 to #379 - anon (09/29/2011) [-]
Bad advice dog, you should look it up.
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User avatar #433 to #404 - RedSarge (09/29/2011) [-]
Am i really the only person who genuinely enjoys QWOP?
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#952 to #898 - angryassblackman (09/29/2011) [-]
66 thumbs in 16 minutes, i smell top comment
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#120 - TheRetardedMule (09/29/2011) [-]
**TheRetardedMule rolled a random image** quack
#201 to #120 - RhysN (09/29/2011) [-]
**RhysN rolled a random image** found you
**RhysN rolled a random image** found you
#224 to #201 - TheRetardedMule (09/29/2011) [-]
**TheRetardedMule rolled a random image** hide yo kids hide yo wife
**TheRetardedMule rolled a random image** hide yo kids hide yo wife
#226 to #224 - RhysN (09/29/2011) [-]
**RhysN rolled a random image** this may or may not be related
User avatar #227 to #226 - RhysN (09/29/2011) [-]
it wasn't.
#228 to #227 - TheRetardedMule (09/29/2011) [-]
**TheRetardedMule rolled a random image** perhaps, but this certainly is.
#1377 - shadowofchernobyl (01/28/2012) [-]
"Windows" button + TAB = Awesome!
#1379 to #1377 - NicksterMagster (01/28/2012) [-]
Or do Alt+Tab.
Or do Alt+Tab.
#1383 to #1379 - robotzombie (01/28/2012) [-]
Sphelt with.
Sphelt with.
#1378 to #1377 - fuckberries (01/28/2012) [-]
I was just sitting here like "probably doesn't do anything..."

MFW I did it.
User avatar #1382 to #1378 - fromthefuture (01/28/2012) [-]
Didnt do anything for me.
#1384 to #1382 - twilightdusk (01/28/2012) [-]
Not sure it does anything in anything other than Windows 7.

In Windows 7, it's like alt-tab, but more awesome.
User avatar #1385 to #1384 - touko (01/29/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure it works in Vista too.
#1388 to #1385 - magmaseraph (01/29/2012) [-]
It doesn't work on anything before Vista, however ALT + TAB works on all of them.
#1389 to #1378 - jorgefuber (01/29/2012) [-]
**jorgefuber rolled a random image posted in comment #269 at SOPA IS GAY ** wait what does it do?? stupid mac...
**jorgefuber rolled a random image posted in comment #269 at SOPA IS GAY ** wait what does it do?? stupid mac...
#1392 to #1389 - fuckberries (01/29/2012) [-]
It does this.
#1393 to #1392 - turboplague (03/10/2012) [-]
**** yeah Mass effect 3! :D
User avatar #1395 to #1393 - fuckberries (03/11/2012) [-]
Getting it Monday. SOOO EXCITED!
User avatar #1396 to #1395 - turboplague (03/11/2012) [-]
35 hours into the campaign, number 1 in line opening day, and won the cutout in the gamestop stores with Commander Sheperd on the front :D
User avatar #1397 to #1396 - fuckberries (03/11/2012) [-]
******* awesome! but one thing I just have to know... how the **** did you find this comment?
User avatar #1398 to #1397 - turboplague (03/11/2012) [-]
The content is in a series, and I wanted to see all of them. I went to this and looked in the comments and saw the Mass Effect 3 background
User avatar #1399 to #1398 - fuckberries (03/11/2012) [-]
Ah, well. Glad to see a fellow Mass Effect fan. I've loved the series since playing the first game years ago.
User avatar #1400 to #1399 - turboplague (03/11/2012) [-]
Yeah same here, I always loved the series. I hate how nobody I know has the game though so I'm like, "OOH! OOH! THEN THIS HAPPENS!" And they're like, "dude stfu what are you even talking about?"
User avatar #1401 to #1400 - fuckberries (03/11/2012) [-]
I hate that no one knew what it was when it was just ME1, but then 2 came out and people started playing it, and now everyone is going ape **** over it now for ME3.
User avatar #1402 to #1401 - turboplague (03/11/2012) [-]
Yeah I know. Someone told me Mass Effect 3 was the beginning of the story, and the other two were just prequels with no value or reason to play. I wanted to smack a bitch.
User avatar #1403 to #1402 - fuckberries (03/11/2012) [-]
If I ever meet anyone like that I will promptly assume direct control of them and turn them into a husk.
User avatar #1404 to #1403 - turboplague (03/11/2012) [-]
OMGOMGOMG **** ... I just got done doing a mission with them and you learn something interesting about them >:(
User avatar #1405 to #1404 - fuckberries (03/11/2012) [-]
fuuuu!!! no spoilers please!
User avatar #1406 to #1405 - turboplague (03/11/2012) [-]
Lol dude I won't don't worry. How did your other two games go, though? Like, what decisions did you make?
User avatar #1407 to #1406 - fuckberries (03/11/2012) [-]
Well in ME1 saved Ashley, let Wrex live, loved Liara, and saved the council.

ME2, whole squad survived, love Tali because.. it's impossible not too lol, and for some reason i'm blanking on the important decisions lol.
User avatar #1408 to #1407 - turboplague (03/11/2012) [-]
Well I saved Kaiden, so a large portion of our games will be different. Wrex is a smart choice, a very smart choice. so was liara. Whole Squad is great, Tali is idk I went with Miranda, and hopefully you destroyed the collector base.
How much res do you have from mass effect 2?
User avatar #1409 to #1408 - fuckberries (03/11/2012) [-]
I forget how much res I have. and I cant believe i forgot about the collector base! yeah I destroyed it and got to see the illusive mans face in the ceiling for some reason... i still want to know why that was there!
User avatar #1410 to #1409 - turboplague (03/11/2012) [-]
I have no idea what that's about.. :o
But you should be good. Great decisions.
User avatar #1411 to #1393 - fuckberries (03/11/2012) [-]
ran out of reply room lol. and I mostly do full paragon runs. because I just can't be a dick no matter how hard i try lol.
User avatar #1412 to #1411 - turboplague (03/11/2012) [-]
That's also good. Mass Effect seems to follow the Karma rule where being a good person will get you more than enough help or whatever. Being paragon is great.

User avatar #1413 to #1412 - fuckberries (03/11/2012) [-]
Yeaup. But I also love punching that reporter chick. That is just sooo much fun lol
User avatar #1414 to #1413 - turboplague (03/11/2012) [-]
Lol a little renegade doesn't hurt.
User avatar #1415 to #1414 - fuckberries (03/11/2012) [-]
But going back to my other point. I just looove Tali. she is my favorite! shes so sweet and innocent I can't help but love her forever!
User avatar #1416 to #1415 - turboplague (03/11/2012) [-]
Lol well she's in ME3 too

User avatar #1417 to #1416 - fuckberries (03/11/2012) [-]
I know! but I dont think shes a romance option... sadface :(
User avatar #1418 to #1417 - turboplague (03/11/2012) [-]
Tali is a romance option. lol.
I just beat it. Oh my ******* god. Just... wow. I cried it's so ******* sad but so ******* awesome. And the final decision is just.... wow.
User avatar #1419 to #1418 - fuckberries (03/12/2012) [-]
GAHH!!! I'm getting it tomorrow!
User avatar #1420 to #1419 - turboplague (03/12/2012) [-]
I realized a lot of people don't like the ending, but if you're a true Mass Effect fan I don't see why you wouldn't. It's so sad and just... ugh. Get multiplayer and play that some so you can get a full war assets list.
User avatar #1421 to #1420 - fuckberries (03/12/2012) [-]
Sounds like a plan.
User avatar #1422 to #1421 - turboplague (03/12/2012) [-]
But just.. so ******* sad. At the end, you'll be inclined to do something, that may seem like it's the good thing to do. Don't do that. The only thing I'll tell you is that in the end, make your own path. Don't follow what others want you to do, make your own path. You'll know what I mean when the time comes.
User avatar #1423 to #1422 - fuckberries (03/12/2012) [-]
stop talking!!!! Or I will be forced to hunt you down and smack you!
User avatar #1424 to #1423 - turboplague (03/12/2012) [-]
Lol okay sorry. I didn't give anything away though!
#822 - xlepermessiahx (09/29/2011) [-]
**xlepermessiahx rolls 66** dubs if you didn't know about the "ctrl+shift+esc"
User avatar #832 to #822 - dabbzy (09/29/2011) [-]
nice :)
#590 - paintballpatjas (09/29/2011) [-]
Ackward random boner in school?

No problem, just play the hand knife game with a pen or pencil.
#648 to #590 - blackflags (09/29/2011) [-]
u meen like this
#390 - windmeteor (09/29/2011) [-]
**windmeteor rolled a random image** I will fap to this, no matter what!
User avatar #428 to #390 - kashaku (09/29/2011) [-]
thats fappable
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#440 to #390 - monkieluv (09/29/2011) [-]
**monkieluv rolled a random image** well then ill fap to this!!! NO FEAR!!
#408 to #390 - OwlyTheOwl (09/29/2011) [-]
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I will fap to this.
#766 to #390 - migulrocks (09/29/2011) [-]
of course you shall fap to zooey..she is God's most beautiful creation @___@
#402 to #390 - shimajam (09/29/2011) [-]
**shimajam rolled a random image** YOU FAP TO THAT! ILL FAP TO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #403 to #402 - shimajam (09/29/2011) [-]
....does this mean im secretly gay? o.o
#427 to #403 - joemanperson (09/29/2011) [-]
no, because now people know that you are
User avatar #435 to #427 - shimajam (09/29/2011) [-]
dammit
User avatar #412 to #403 - pintorocket (09/29/2011) [-]
It's no secret buddy.
User avatar #419 to #412 - shimajam (09/29/2011) [-]
well ****
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#444 to #423 - shimajam (09/29/2011) [-]
**shimajam rolled a random image** hmmmm.... id say if this pic is i roll makes any relationship to the conversation, then i understand you
User avatar #448 to #444 - shimajam (09/29/2011) [-]
i guess i do understand!
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#464 to #458 - shimajam (09/29/2011) [-]
**shimajam rolled a random image** this roll will be a picture of you, then you do the same for me!
#466 to #464 - shimajam (09/29/2011) [-]
U R infected horse cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#509 to #498 - shimajam (09/29/2011) [-]
well i dont think you work for the internet, you must be anon, because last i check the internet was full of ponies
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User avatar #533 to #527 - shimajam (09/29/2011) [-]
i know the people of the internet, they are ponys, the other are anons, and then there are 12 year old that try to learn the ways to soon
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#548 to #542 - shimajam (09/29/2011) [-]
there is one other type of people on the internet! THIS IS MAJOR NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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User avatar #557 to #555 - shimajam (09/29/2011) [-]
are you....a......llama? :<
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User avatar #474 to #467 - shimajam (09/29/2011) [-]
dammit you figured out that i am a dog!
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User avatar #481 to #477 - shimajam (09/29/2011) [-]
.....>:) you mean who WAS he >:).....
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#311 - slandersalamander (09/29/2011) [-]
I was in the process of putting a pretzel into my mouth when I read this.

I put it back in the bag.
#499 to #311 - yolerman (09/29/2011) [-]
hahahah i was about to eat a pretzel when ready this
User avatar #552 to #311 - nogphille (09/29/2011) [-]
pffff, sometimes i'm hungry and find nothing in the house that pleasures my tastebuds so i just don't eat.. and sometimes, like today, i eat because there's too much deliciousness in the house..
started with a bacon omelet, then a chicken sandwhich and to finish it off, a glazed donut..
life can be good :p
User avatar #1175 to #552 - siknees (09/30/2011) [-]
What if an Ethiopian child had Internet access for one day, and this comment was one of the things he saw? You'll be going to hell soon.
User avatar #1316 to #1175 - nogphille (09/30/2011) [-]
if an ethiopian child would get to read this, i'd really think about his priorities before mine..
also, you have no right to judge me purely on this comment..
my home life: my mom only brings microwave meals home, which after about 2 years of eating nothing but, tastes like **** to me.
if i get something to prepare, she watches everything i do and has remarks on every move even though she never cooks. i can't afford to eat out every day and my mom won't listen to reason.
just present me with an answer to my dilemma?
#1321 to #1316 - siknees (09/30/2011) [-]
Ummmm.... It was a joke, bro.... I wasn't saying you were a dick for saying that, I was trying to use the site for it's intended purpose: laughs and lulz. I wasn't judging you at all....
Ummmm.... It was a joke, bro.... I wasn't saying you were a dick for saying that, I was trying to use the site for it's intended purpose: laughs and lulz. I wasn't judging you at all....
#1354 - lifeordeath (10/14/2011) [-]
this duck has made my life better thank you duck
#1360 to #1354 - MtFatboy (10/15/2011) [-]
let's go back in time and learn it all again!
let's go back in time and learn it all again!
#599 - hidefromme (09/29/2011) [-]
not sure if trolling....or giving good advice..
User avatar #608 to #599 - razorleech (09/29/2011) [-]
a very small part of me is tempted to try this out, though why I am trusting the word of a duck, I am unsure.
#868 - anon (09/29/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image**
How many people actually tried the Ctrl+Shift+Esc?
#874 to #868 - seniorawesomesauce (09/29/2011) [-]
Did somebody say rap battle?
User avatar #899 to #874 - dvdfaust (09/29/2011) [-]
All right, you little sons 'a' bitches, Faust is here,
No medieval doctor, that fool was queer!
I'm here to make you laugh and sometimes to think,
I post a little joke, and then make you drink
from the cup of knowledge I've got here brewing,
You'll sip with your lips and see what I'm doin',
So don't disrepsect, I don't need no hate,
I'm just bringin' the funny while tellin' it straight!
User avatar #1368 - yourmotherjdog (10/26/2011) [-]
or you could smoke the marijuana and you'd already be in space!
#1359 - MtFatboy (10/15/2011) [-]
ctr shift esc
ctr shift esc
#1364 to #1359 - SmoggyDwarf (10/19/2011) [-]
There's only one explanation.
#1313 - thefurey (09/30/2011) [-]
I HAVE LEARNED SO MUCH TODAY O.o
#602 - datkiid (09/29/2011) [-]
this duck needs advice on parenting, got any?
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#863 - moldytaco (09/29/2011) [-]
I did that, then I lost my shoes...
I did that, then I lost my shoes...
#113 - BCfUnNyJuNkIe (09/29/2011) [-]
Faved for future reference, thanks! :D
Faved for future reference, thanks! :D
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