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#458 - Soviet Savior (09/27/2011) [-]
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#1237 to #1221 - jimmytenders (09/28/2011) [-]
i am a proud american, but what we call soccer should be called football, and football should be called soccer, that would make so much more sense, also, we should ******* use the metric system, it is more effective and then we would be on the same page as the rest of the world.

me usa, i agree
<-- kinda related
User avatar #1254 to #1237 - hydraetis (09/28/2011) [-]
Imperial system is a pain in the ass
#1265 to #1254 - jimmytenders (09/28/2011) [-]
first i was like "what the hell is the 'imperial system'.. I know ill ask my body wiki *goes to page, types it in, starts to read. learning learning learning

<---- when i realized you tricked me into learning more ****
#1340 to #1237 - nerdsrule **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1342 to #1340 - jimmytenders (09/28/2011) [-]
well the problem is it is one more small thing that seperates us from all of our bros in the rest of the world, hinders basic conversation in some situations. its not a big big deal, and i dont expect it to change now but i dont understand we started off different anyhow...
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User avatar #1347 to #1345 - jimmytenders (09/28/2011) [-]
no you are right, but we should have updated just like everyone else did.
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User avatar #1362 to #1350 - jimmytenders (09/28/2011) [-]
i guess but thats kinda like saying that the tele gram is part of our history... If there is a new better way of doing things i say change is good in that respect.
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#7 - anon (09/27/2011) [-]
actually, British public schools are full of chavs and tards
User avatar #38 to #7 - oowanrikoo (09/27/2011) [-]
******* hate all of those year 9 chavs.They tried to beat us(year 10's) up last week and we got caught "bullying" them when they were the ones trying to beat us up.¬¬
#47 to #38 - zaludo (09/27/2011) [-]
you have never been to the school I went to.
I was in year 10 and it was a new term, all the new year 7s acted as if the owned the place.
User avatar #56 to #47 - oowanrikoo (09/27/2011) [-]
Here year 7's are ok but as the years pass they become stupider and stupider xD
#58 to #56 - zaludo (09/27/2011) [-]
same in my old school.
it was such a smack in the face when it happened though.
#41 to #38 - tommyymmot (09/27/2011) [-]
Dude I know the feel, the year 9s in our school are little ***** thinking they're cool trying to hang around with us. And I don't even go to a public school.
User avatar #44 to #41 - oowanrikoo (09/27/2011) [-]
Same ******* thing,except the fact that they want to "prove" that they are cool by sticking their hair up(each and every one of them XD) and trying to "fight" witch is grabbing balls and trying to hug people(that actually what they do,im not even kidding).
Btw do you live in Dorset?
#48 to #44 - tommyymmot (09/27/2011) [-]
I'm a mancunian actually :P

and you should see what girls hair looks like in manchester, from a top down view it just looks like a load of pineapples bobbing on peoples heads.
User avatar #53 to #48 - oowanrikoo (09/27/2011) [-]
hahaha in my school every girl paints her hair red and purple and listens to the most popular and newest songs and won't stop singing them XD btw i feel bad for you then :/ XD
#358 to #53 - zzzirgrizzz (09/27/2011) [-]
what bitch thumbed yu down what you said was so true, my school is filled with those types of people
User avatar #585 to #38 - joeybomboey (09/27/2011) [-]
When i was in year 10, this cunt from year 9 was being a prick so my friend whacked the little ****** head into the metal drainpipe. Needless to say he stopped ******* with us XD
#1354 to #7 - thejennifer (09/28/2011) [-]
Social Worker: Vicky, where is your baby?
Vicky Pollard: Swapped it for a Westlife CD.
Social Worker: Vicky, how could you do such a thing?
Vicky Pollard: I know. They're rubbish.
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#12 to #9 - xxcrazystevexx (09/27/2011) [-]
nope he's thinking of public schools. even though they're ment to be posh they're all chavs
#1036 - anon (09/28/2011) [-]
...Theres black people in England??
#1049 to #1036 - anon (09/28/2011) [-]
More than you could ever immagine
#1048 to #1036 - iamoriginal (09/28/2011) [-]
My literature teacher is both a tv stealer, and an Englishman so yes there are blacks in England.
User avatar #1053 to #1036 - ThatFuckingGuy (09/28/2011) [-]
Just like us, they don't like their old slaves, either! But they still kept them...
#962 - RikeLarkson (09/28/2011) [-]
Everyone thinks americans are retarded d-bags, and everyone also thinks that the British are pompous pricks. But, I think we need to realize we're not all that different. I mean, ALL OF US are pompous, retarded, prickish d-bags!
#932 - smithytheshifty (09/28/2011) [-]
In Australia we neither agree or disagree with these.
#1008 to #932 - scratcherofzevinyl (09/28/2011) [-]
Because Australians rule....

and have a cool accent.
#1080 to #1008 - smithytheshifty (09/28/2011) [-]
The accent isn't as broad as many Americans, british etc. believe. Any movie with an australian playing an australian part puts on a mega Aus. accent.
User avatar #1105 to #1080 - scratcherofzevinyl (09/28/2011) [-]
That is also true with most other accents, except for the Brits, they are straight buggered up.
#1103 to #1080 - scratcherofzevinyl (09/28/2011) [-]
Doesnt change the fact that it is awesome and i enjoy what accent they do have. :\
#841 - TheMagian **User deleted account** (09/28/2011) [-]
#874 to #841 - randomnessandre (09/28/2011) [-]
**randomnessandre rolled a random image** meanwhile in soviet russia
#825 - harshy (09/28/2011) [-]
**harshy rolled a random image** <meanwhile in soviet russia
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#545 - mandutrix (09/27/2011) [-]
**mandutrix rolled a random image** GINGERS!
#556 to #545 - anon (09/27/2011) [-]
#576 to #545 - MouldyBananas (09/27/2011) [-]
N.igger... it's an anagram for ginger...
#1676 - serker (09/28/2011) [-]
And a fight about football suddenly begins !
User avatar #1696 to #1676 - Aleafe (09/28/2011) [-]
maybe not hand egg but you're right it shouldnt be called footbal
#1701 to #1696 - anon (09/28/2011) [-]
makes me think of rugby. Maybe 'American Rugby' or something with a less gay name?
User avatar #1688 to #1676 - personalreality (09/28/2011) [-]
i'm american and really agree that our football should be handegg. a foot touches the ball on like 3 occasions in a game....not really football.
#1702 to #1688 - notevenmad (09/28/2011) [-]
It's because the ball is a foot-long.
User avatar #1754 to #1702 - personalreality (09/28/2011) [-]
that's ok, doesn't mean foot only defines a measurement. all other american ball related-sports (for the most part) reflect the goal or primary object of play. baseball, get to the bases. basketball, get to the baskets. so maybe foot ball should be called zoneball or something. football makes much more sense as soccer than american football. that's all i'm sayin. i don't even care for sports really, so i'll leave it at that.
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User avatar #472 - thiswasavailable (09/27/2011) [-]
Why do you English people hate Americans? We love you guys (mostly for your accents)
#498 to #472 - anon (09/27/2011) [-]
We love Americans the same way a parent likes its 16 year old daft rebellious son, who grows up slower than we would like to or expect.
#480 to #472 - anon (09/27/2011) [-]
we love americans! we thought you hated us!
User avatar #566 to #480 - alexkillzz (09/27/2011) [-]
No way, bro! I love brits! I used to have one in my class, he was the one of the coolest and nicest kids.
User avatar #491 to #480 - dangler (09/27/2011) [-]
Yanks and Brits love each other because we have a mutual hate for anon.
#497 to #472 - anon (09/27/2011) [-]
There are dicks on both sides. Truth is most Americans don't care, but Euros hate us. See Euros no matter how much they may try to deny it are arrogant as **** , they say we're arrogant but damn. The French hate America because they're no longer a super power and America (a country they use to push around) not only surpassed their power, they needed the US to save them in WWII and then America helped rebuild their economy. It was damage to pride.
The Euros aren't the super powers anymore and in all honesty it pisses them right the **** off, not all, but plenty. Everything they say about America is no different if not worse in their own countries. Italy is corrupt as **** and many other countries as well as many other governments.
User avatar #512 to #497 - I Am Monkey (09/27/2011) [-]
I have a class in college that's 80% french kids and they never shut up about how great france is then call us arrogant.
#592 to #512 - fortehlul (09/27/2011) [-]
Its okay, hating on the French is the entire worlds past time.
User avatar #578 to #497 - pharoahemonch (09/27/2011) [-]
as a Brit I resent being classed as a "Euro". I do not want to be put in the same bracket as the French.
User avatar #637 to #578 - nibble (09/27/2011) [-]
Same and same :P Plus i just don't like being part of europe generally for some reason :/
#502 to #497 - anon (09/27/2011) [-]
That's because french people are snail loving cock sucking faggots.
#591 to #497 - XistentialX (09/27/2011) [-]
#230 - HeavenlyDirt (09/27/2011) [-]
You have obviously never met a chav
#197 - hob (09/27/2011) [-]
im canadian so I don't even know why im here
#205 to #197 - anon (09/27/2011) [-]
#793 - julianj (09/28/2011) [-]
Shouldn't the Soccer player be white, and the Football player be black ?
#795 to #793 - mcinoid (09/28/2011) [-]
Don't you mean the soccer player be South American XD?
Don't you mean the soccer player be South American XD?
#840 to #795 - anon (09/28/2011) [-]
#886 - pmac (09/28/2011) [-]
**pmac rolls 77**
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