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#114 - anon
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(09/27/2011) [-]
funny how Americans play FOOTBALL with there hands xD
#118 to #114 - anon
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(09/27/2011) [-]
It's because the ball is a foot long, you twat
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#137 to #126 - joper
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(09/27/2011) [-]
you wanna now what else is foot long?

my foot

and my PENIS
#212 to #137 - anog
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#953 to #790 - sirgawain
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(09/28/2011) [-]
Y'know what my coch and football team say about that?

"Soccer is a communist sport."
#127 to #114 - anon
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Football wasn't originally designed that way. Football originally over a hundred years ago was a mixture of ruby and "Futball." Basically tackling while only using your feet. However Paul Brown decades into the sport revolutionized what we now know as the modern football you see today. Americans ultimately adopted Brown's version of "football" and just stuck with the name because it was too much of a hassle to change it.
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#160 to #114 - anon
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(09/27/2011) [-]
Its funny how I play your MOM with my hands
#899 to #114 - eldorito
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(09/28/2011) [-]
Confuses us, too.
#131 to #114 - carlosvonpedro
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(09/27/2011) [-]
Their*
#458 - Soviet Savior
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(09/27/2011) [-]
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#545 - mandutrix
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(09/27/2011) [-]
**mandutrix rolled a random image** GINGERS!
#556 to #545 - anon
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#587 to #545 - delario
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#576 to #545 - MouldyBananas
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N.igger... it's an anagram for ginger...
#554 - CopiousConcept
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#263 - FightClub
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#269 to #263 - TardytheTurtle
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(09/27/2011) [-]
balls do not necessarily have to be a sphere and it is 12 inches long (the ball not my PENIS we all know that's tiny)
#274 to #269 - FightClub
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but i want HANDEGG
#281 to #274 - TardytheTurtle
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(09/27/2011) [-]
then go get an ostrich egg and put your hand print on it
they sell them at whole foods
#283 to #281 - FightClub
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#296 to #283 - anon
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(09/27/2011) [-]
the beak looks like my dick on a cold day
#322 to #296 - lukeseandavies
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(09/27/2011) [-]
I'm interested
#298 to #296 - FightClub
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#286 to #283 - TardytheTurtle
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(09/27/2011) [-]
why does the gizzard look like a ball sack
#288 to #286 - FightClub
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#291 to #288 - TardytheTurtle
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i don't really have anything relevant so i'm posting at random now
i don't really have anything relevant so i'm posting at random now
#294 to #291 - FightClub
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#300 to #294 - TardytheTurtle
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#304 to #303 - TardytheTurtle
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#310 to #304 - FightClub
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#325 to #310 - DoABarrel
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(09/27/2011) [-]
Do you remember where you got that?  
I do!
Do you remember where you got that?
I do!
#326 to #325 - FightClub
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sirizenhime's profile?
#334 to #333 - FightClub
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#347 to #334 - DoABarrel
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(09/27/2011) [-]
But all jokes aside, wherever you got it, in some long demented chain, got it from me.
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#353 to #349 - DoABarrel
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#317 to #310 - DoABarrel
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#335 to #332 - FightClub
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#372 to #263 - hubertjubberman
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(09/27/2011) [-]
This is amazing....FOOTBALL!
This is amazing....FOOTBALL!
#380 to #372 - FightClub
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**** YEAH, FOOTBALL!!!!!
#7 - anon
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(09/27/2011) [-]
actually, British public schools are full of chavs and tards
#38 to #7 - oowanrikoo
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(09/27/2011) [-]
******* hate all of those year 9 chavs.They tried to beat us(year 10's) up last week and we got caught "bullying" them when they were the ones trying to beat us up.¬¬
#47 to #38 - zaludo
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(09/27/2011) [-]
you have never been to the school I went to.
I was in year 10 and it was a new term, all the new year 7s acted as if the owned the place.
#56 to #47 - oowanrikoo
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Here year 7's are ok but as the years pass they become stupider and stupider xD
#58 to #56 - zaludo
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(09/27/2011) [-]
same in my old school.
it was such a smack in the face when it happened though.
#41 to #38 - tommyymmot
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(09/27/2011) [-]
Dude I know the feel, the year 9s in our school are little ***** thinking they're cool trying to hang around with us. And I don't even go to a public school.
#44 to #41 - oowanrikoo
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Same ******* thing,except the fact that they want to "prove" that they are cool by sticking their hair up(each and every one of them XD) and trying to "fight" witch is grabbing balls and trying to hug people(that actually what they do,im not even kidding).
Btw do you live in Dorset?
#48 to #44 - tommyymmot
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(09/27/2011) [-]
I'm a mancunian actually :P

and you should see what girls hair looks like in manchester, from a top down view it just looks like a load of pineapples bobbing on peoples heads.
#53 to #48 - oowanrikoo
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hahaha in my school every girl paints her hair red and purple and listens to the most popular and newest songs and won't stop singing them XD btw i feel bad for you then :/ XD
#358 to #53 - zzzirgrizzz
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(09/27/2011) [-]
what bitch thumbed yu down what you said was so true, my school is filled with those types of people
#585 to #38 - joeybomboey
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(09/27/2011) [-]
When i was in year 10, this cunt from year 9 was being a prick so my friend whacked the little ****** head into the metal drainpipe. Needless to say he stopped ******* with us XD
#1354 to #7 - thejennifer
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Social Worker: Vicky, where is your baby?
Vicky Pollard: Swapped it for a Westlife CD.
Social Worker: Vicky, how could you do such a thing?
Vicky Pollard: I know. They're rubbish.
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#12 to #9 - xxcrazystevexx
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nope he's thinking of public schools. even though they're ment to be posh they're all chavs
#412 - Metallicock
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#415 to #412 - spartanmaster
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(09/27/2011) [-]
You can ?
#434 to #412 - mestroxant
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(09/27/2011) [-]
lol'd more than the actual post XD
#886 - pmac
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(09/28/2011) [-]
**pmac rolls 77**
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#479 to #461 - ZOOTAllures
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(09/27/2011) [-]
we don't give a ****
#523 to #479 - trollmanone
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(09/27/2011) [-]
its funny because no names beat the world renown red coats
its funny because no names beat the world renown red coats
#535 to #523 - ZOOTAllures
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(09/27/2011) [-]
it's funny cos the reason why the war was waged and the principles you were founded have now been taken away in the name of patriotism.
#575 to #535 - slikmonkey
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(09/27/2011) [-]
Wrongo on why we waged war. All the colonies wanted was fair representation in Parliament (hence, "no taxation without representation."). We didn't necessarily wanted independence, but after unfair representation and being treated as second class Englishmen, then the American REBELLION begun. Not REVOLUTION....wanna see a ******* revolution, look up the French one.
#604 to #575 - ZOOTAllures
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we were charging them too much interest on their money, they complained, we said **** off, so they threw away some of our tea, then we were like, 'Enough of this ****.' Then you started to fight back, and cos England were so badass back then you had the backing of Spain France and Holland, so we said **** it not worth it and went home.
#541 to #535 - trollmanone
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(09/27/2011) [-]
hay do you smoke cigarettes
hay do you smoke cigarettes
#550 to #541 - ZOOTAllures
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i don't see how this is relevant, i know our stock of tobacco came from America, but also it was grown in other countries after the war and after not that long our trading ties with the U.S. where re-established so we then got our virginia tobacco again, but yes i do smoke.
#557 to #550 - trollmanone
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(09/27/2011) [-]
is it true you British call them fags? (Genuine question)
is it true you British call them fags? (Genuine question)
#560 to #557 - ZOOTAllures
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yeah
#565 to #560 - trollmanone
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but why?
but why?
#588 to #565 - ZOOTAllures
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Faggot means a bundle of twigs, cigarette is a bundle of leaves and twigs rolled up, i.e a fag.
#597 to #588 - trollmanone
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that's ****** neat
that's ****** neat
#619 to #597 - ZOOTAllures
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it's also the reason why faggot is an insult to someone who is gay. Way back when gays used to be burned but they were thought to be not good enough to be burnt at the stake so were thrown in with the faggots i.e. twigs and ****. So calling someone a fag literally meant you were fire fodder.
#628 to #619 - aerius ONLINE
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(09/27/2011) [-]
Major props for word definition AND origin!
#625 to #619 - trollmanone
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(09/27/2011) [-]
makes sense
makes sense
#623 to #461 - aerius ONLINE
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(09/27/2011) [-]
Cool story bro.
#590 to #461 - LordOfTheDerp
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(09/27/2011) [-]
30 Years later.
#598 to #590 - tonightyoudinealon **User deleted account**
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#607 to #590 - fortehlul
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Doesn't matter. We rebuilt it, and it was even better than the first one. So the entire war was fought for nothing.
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#599 to #590 - trollmanone
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care to explain New orleans?
care to explain New orleans?
#546 to #461 - LordOfTheDerp
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300 years later.
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#1730 to #567 - funnybox
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(09/28/2011) [-]
Do you what show that's from?
#584 to #546 - mehehe
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(09/27/2011) [-]
MFW i live in michigan
#1195 to #546 - themuffinmanman
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(09/28/2011) [-]
Nah man, fix Central California. So many dumb Mexicans here. I don't have anything against Mexicans, but there are a LOT of stupid ones here.
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#774 to #546 - thisitesux
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(09/28/2011) [-]
floridas nice but other then that true
#1221 - ubercripple
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#1237 to #1221 - jimmytenders
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(09/28/2011) [-]
i am a proud american, but what we call soccer should be called football, and football should be called soccer, that would make so much more sense, also, we should ******* use the metric system, it is more effective and then we would be on the same page as the rest of the world.

TL:DR?
me usa, i agree
<-- kinda related
#1254 to #1237 - hydraetis
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(09/28/2011) [-]
Imperial system is a pain in the ass
#1265 to #1254 - jimmytenders
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first i was like "what the hell is the 'imperial system'.. I know ill ask my body wiki *goes to page, types it in, starts to read. learning learning learning

<---- when i realized you tricked me into learning more ****
#1340 to #1237 - nerdsrule **User deleted account**
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#1342 to #1340 - jimmytenders
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well the problem is it is one more small thing that seperates us from all of our bros in the rest of the world, hinders basic conversation in some situations. its not a big big deal, and i dont expect it to change now but i dont understand we started off different anyhow...
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#1347 to #1345 - jimmytenders
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no you are right, but we should have updated just like everyone else did.
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#1362 to #1350 - jimmytenders
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i guess but thats kinda like saying that the tele gram is part of our history... If there is a new better way of doing things i say change is good in that respect.
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