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For the negative comments and those who disagree, 9 times out of 10 you're blatantly lying to yourself or twisting my words. Don't make excuses and rationalize to make yourself feel better. Face the demons inside and fight them.

First let me say this is very long but I think 9/ 10 of the
males of Funnyjunk will benefit from reading it all,
opening their mind and being true to their self. Ask
yourself before you automatically disagree if this might
actually apply to you. It doesn' t make you a bad person
and it' s not your fault. We are instinctively meant to be
Leaders, Alpha Males, Warriors, and Hunters but the
society we are brought up in today teaches us that
being sexual is bad and Disney loves to show us, when
we' re young, how the girl always falls for the "nice",
shy guy. This DOES happen and nothing below applies
100% of the time, but you should be well aware by now
that the attractive girls almost never go for the "nice"
guy, and here' s why:
Stop lying to yourself. Are you "nice" or do you Just not
have enough confidence to tell the girl what you really
want. Do you define "nice" as having no values and
compromising your goals to please others for no reason
other than low self esteem and a desperate outreach
for love, friendship, and acceptance? It' s time to take
charge of your goals and passions in life. You are a train
traveling towards those goals and any women you' re
interested in is welcome to come along for the ride but
they will never knock you off course.
Nice guys" and "Jerks" have one thing in common:
They both believe that women are only tricked into
having sex. The "jerk" does the tricking and the "nice"
guy deliberately avoids sex to prove that they are "nice"
and then proceed to do a bunch of favors for the girl
until she wants to have sex with the "nice" guy.
It' s dishonest and frankly so many nice guys expect that
a girl will fall for them after they drive them around and
buy them stuff. Basically it' s like they see women as
legal prostitutes.
Subconsciously they want the same thing as the "jerk"
yet they rationalize their low self esteem and insecurity
about sex with the term "Nice Guy".
Jerks get laid because they' re confident and assertive.
Nice guys do not because they are not masculine. They
let themselves be walked all over and it demonstrates
to the girl that they will take anyones' **** . How are you
supposed to protect her if you can' t even stand up to her
for yourself.
Another thing to remember is girls like sex Just as much
as men. Sex and wanting sex is not a bad thing. It' s
human nature. The bad thing is thinking of sex as a
reward or ulterior motive. If you start acting a little
selfish, and a lot more assertive, polite and confident,
you' ll be surprised by how much better women respond
to you.
Start carrying yourself proudly, like you' re a
leader, and people look up to you. Stand up for what
YOU want to do and try to take the lead in social
in social situations. Validate yourself, don' t let your
esteem be driven by some outside source like a friend
or girlfriend. If you think it' s funny, say it. If you think
it' s fun, do it. You know that voice in your head that
always says "I wish I would have done that!" "I wish
I would have said that!" That' s your conscience/ ego
talking and he wants to come out. Start letting him
out and listening to him. He will get you into
trouble, no doubt, but he will make you better for
If you ask women about this they' ll tell you they want
the nice guy and they' re right. The thing they don' t
tell you is that that' s what they want once they are
ALREADY IN the relationship. They won' t tell you what
INITIALLY ATTRACTS them, which is why Jerks get into
relationships, and they usually don' t last.
If you ask them about all of the stuffy said you' ll be
surprised to hear how much they agree.
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#198 - nicobe (09/27/2011) [-]
This is the kinda stuff thought up in showers, but forgotten during the day.
#159 - xkmarcus (09/27/2011) [-]
I have autism, I rarely leave my house, and if any of my family's friends are downstairs, I avoid going downstairs and stay up here in my room, I'm that damn shy, I even avoid going downstairs if one of my uncles or cousins are here.

The only people I'm confident enough to do pretty much anything with is my 4 family members....

I think I'm quite a while away from ever even talking to a girl, never mind trying to ask one out...
User avatar #600 to #159 - fjarchon (09/27/2011) [-]
That must be super mild autism.
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User avatar #212 to #159 - asgardian (09/27/2011) [-]
You need life advice, not even women advice. Go read Psycho-Cybernetics by Maxwell Maltz. It will change your life. I know how you feel in terms of being deathly shy. I was the same way.
#165 to #159 - connorisaleech (09/27/2011) [-]
come here...
#170 to #165 - vinnythecat (09/27/2011) [-]
im not sure he's want to..........
#929 - bobertbrony **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#909 - tooshudoods (09/27/2011) [-]
The girls I date have a particular taste...the taste of my wiener.
#264 - Funnymick (09/27/2011) [-]
ITT: "ugly" guys pissed that an extremely attractive girl wont give them the time of day. Yet they find it ok to ignore an "ugly" girl.
User avatar #380 to #264 - uberender (09/27/2011) [-]
Yeah because ugly chicks are gross.
#748 - korday (09/27/2011) [-]
i can't read
#319 - KillYourself (09/27/2011) [-]
#750 - thepredestrian (09/27/2011) [-]
How about.....just living your life normally and the way you always have been? I mean, if the right one comes along, then the right one does come along...You dont have to project a false image just to get what you want when in the end you will not be able to sustain it
User avatar #762 to #750 - problematique (09/27/2011) [-]
I wholeheartedly agree with you. Though OP offered some good advice, you cannot just consider how to act, think constantly that 'oh now i have to show that i'm aggressive and confident'. The best thing you can do is to be yourself, and have no regrets about it.
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#542 - Rotnpankake (09/27/2011) [-]
This is the real reason- When a girl is little and asks her parents why a boy is picking on her, they say "It's because he likes you" that is basically ingrained in their mind.
#702 to #542 - anon (09/27/2011) [-]
Hahahah my mum always told me that!! She told me it was because they were trying to 'hide' the fact that they actually liked the girl.
User avatar #741 to #542 - enragedgradstudent (09/27/2011) [-]
you saw a chick flick
don't lie... i know
i am watching you
User avatar #549 to #542 - fjarchon (09/27/2011) [-]
Not really.
Girls are picked on all over the world and they aren't told this but they still go for the jerk. They go for the jerk because he is masculine, masculine guys can protect their babies.
User avatar #664 to #549 - theukrainetrain (09/27/2011) [-]
girls and guys are attracted to sexual polarity.

so, naturally, guys are more sexually attracted (usually) to girly girls just like girls want a manly man. sexual polarity my friend
#919 - anon (09/27/2011) [-]
<= My Reaction
<= My Reaction
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User avatar #214 to #154 - asgardian (09/27/2011) [-]
I never said to be mean or be the jerk. I said be a little selfish, and a lot assertive and confident.
#167 to #154 - RikeLarkson (09/27/2011) [-]
Same here; yes, I've gotten angry, but I never ever try to intentionally hurt a girl I love. Girls are just to precious, and I think they should be treated as such.
#712 - wheredawhitewomen (09/27/2011) [-]
I was definitely waiting for "Open the door, get down on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur" at the end.
User avatar #720 to #712 - humanityslasthope (09/27/2011) [-]
Your not the only one.
User avatar #737 to #720 - enragedgradstudent (09/27/2011) [-]
yes, his not the only one
User avatar #724 to #712 - wahnsinnswolf (09/27/2011) [-]
have made for a better post...
#694 - anon (09/27/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** what girls really want.
**anonymous rolled a random image** what girls really want.
#718 to #694 - anon (09/27/2011) [-]
Tuff & sensitive manz
User avatar #691 - fazermint (09/27/2011) [-]
Acting like cavemen is not going to get you anywhere. Just sayan.
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#804 - anon (09/27/2011) [-]
******* women, how do they work?
User avatar #821 to #804 - elocinfuckyeah (09/27/2011) [-]
i'm a girl and i ask myself the same question everyday, how do they work?
#965 - harharhar (09/27/2011) [-]
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