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#65 - drphoenixwright (09/27/2011) [-]
>Have to 			****		 in school real bad.  
>Teacher doesn´t let me go to the bathroom.  
>Start coughing and sneezing.  
>I accidentally release the Kraken.  
>Everyone laughs at me.  
> I pull my pants down and pic up the massive turd.  
>I throw it at the teacher and hits her right in the face.  
>Suddenly the 			****		 in my hand is actually a gun.  
>The turd was a bullet.  
>I´m shooting up school.  
>MFW.
>Have to **** in school real bad.
>Teacher doesn´t let me go to the bathroom.
>Start coughing and sneezing.
>I accidentally release the Kraken.
>Everyone laughs at me.
> I pull my pants down and pic up the massive turd.
>I throw it at the teacher and hits her right in the face.
>Suddenly the **** in my hand is actually a gun.
>The turd was a bullet.
>I´m shooting up school.
>MFW.
#94 to #65 - grimmwaters ONLINE (09/27/2011) [-]
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#70 to #65 - superharmlessman (09/27/2011) [-]
Here have another!
#32 to #29 - anon (09/26/2011) [-]
stfu its funny
#33 to #32 - jremzthedragon (09/26/2011) [-]
the funny was pertaining to whether or not that the son found the fact that he reposted funny, not the actual post itself.
#73 - seansamazing (09/27/2011) [-]
When I was in 2nd grade I sat right next to my girlfriend (she was a year older, I am a pimping motha ***** ). Well, one day we were taking a test and this nasty, dirty, weird girl all of a sudden look at the teacher ans whispers, it was hard to hear but I was pretty sure I heard what she said, yet leaned over and my girlfriend must have heard because she turned and look at me, but at the time I was leaning to hear the girls hush embarrassed voice, the teachers politely says "Excuse me?" the girl yells a ******* war cry, stands up and yells "I POOPED MY PANTS", and then proceeded to dash from the room and out the door, leaving a glob of rank and foul feces in her chair, and a nice wet trail behind her. I was shocked, my girlfriend joined in with the gagging/laughing students why the teacher ran to get a janitor.


TL;DR. Girl **** her pants and left a nice little doody trail.
#58 - kimberlietaylor (09/27/2011) [-]
**kimberlietaylor rolled a random image** Bill Cosby faps to this
#119 - milkshakerz (09/27/2011) [-]
I read that the first time......The internet has changed me.....
User avatar #123 to #119 - badboywantsu (09/27/2011) [-]
did she go on /b/?
User avatar #127 to #123 - milkshakerz (09/27/2011) [-]
One too many times.
#198 - thetry (09/27/2011) [-]
>Be 14
>Lunch time at school.
>Serving sloppy joes at lunch.
>Eat 14 sandwiches.
>Have to take a huge **** .
>Can't contain **** from coming out.
> **** my pants in restroom just seconds before making it.
>Take pants off and notice that only the underwear got it really bad.
>No toilet paper, wash my ass in the sink.
>Put pants (no underwear) back on.
> Contemplation leaving underwear there.
>Remembered mother stitches First name, last name, E-Mail address, Facebook & phone number on them.
>No choice but to eat **** covered underwear.
>Mouth smells like **** .
>Go to class and pretend nothing happened.
>Sitting next to girl I really like.
>She looks at me and smiles.
>She confesses her love to me.
>Says she wants me to kiss her.
>Can not speak because of **** breath.
>Grabs my by the hair and moves her lips close to mine.
>Panic and thrust my head forward breaking her nose.
>Her nose starts bleeding a lot and I panic even more.
#203 to #198 - nicesprites (09/27/2011) [-]
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#199 to #198 - thetry (09/27/2011) [-]
>Head butt her again so she doesn't scream and no one notices what I did.
>She's still not unconciuse so I head butt her to death.
>Realize I'm sitting in the front of the class and that everyone saw everything.
>Panic even more so I start screaming with my **** breath and run out of the class room.
>Runs out of school and takes all my clothes off as to not be recognized by the police.
>Finally find a taxi driver willing to pick up a naked minor.
>He turns out to be a rapist.
>He rapes me and leaves me to die in a ditch.
>Cops find me and I'm put in jail.
Conclusion: I ******* HATE SLOPPY JOES!
#83 - deadsilence (09/27/2011) [-]
**deadsilence rolled a random image** whatever i get i dont care
#100 to #83 - dohnut (09/27/2011) [-]
Jackpot!
#128 - thepumpkinkarver (09/27/2011) [-]
What did I read and how did it get front page?
#61 - retrojays (09/27/2011) [-]
**retrojays rolled a random image** girls face when she **** herself
#63 to #61 - peejay ONLINE (09/27/2011) [-]
**peejay rolled a random image** my reaction to that.
#64 to #63 - gmanjohn ONLINE (09/27/2011) [-]
*read in tv stealer voice* you gotta go in while the poop is still there
#90 to #63 - derpaderply (09/27/2011) [-]
I remember that comic..
#154 - argonian (09/27/2011) [-]
"How was FunnyJunk today?"

"OP reposted."

"Did you call him a faggot, son?"

"Yes."

"Good, so did I."
User avatar #93 - mctittyboy (09/27/2011) [-]
So simple yet it makes me smile.
#181 - subzeroesisback (09/27/2011) [-]
Wanna here a true story guys?

In second grade, i remember being in lunch and had to **** really bad. I was about to explode. So i ran to the bathroom, but before i was even half way there, it shot outta me like a ******* machine gun. What did I do? with about a pound of sloppy wet **** in my underwear, i got toilet paper and wiped it up. It smelt AWFUL, I got it all over the toilet seat, and some kids saw it (Didnt know I did it though)

In fear that i would get in alot of trouble, i decided to clean it up infront of them (Dumb ass alert) and they told everyone in lunch that i cleaned up a dirty, ****** toilet bowl.

BUT. Nobody ever found out I **** my pants that day(;
#190 to #181 - joeylopezis (09/27/2011) [-]
Good on your sir.
+5
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#3 - bassnectar (09/26/2011) [-]
**bassnectar rolled a random image**   
LOL
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LOL
#22 to #3 - anon (09/26/2011) [-]
i ******* love your name bro
#45 - trollinurmom (09/27/2011) [-]
**trollinurmom rolled a random image** <---- Agrees
User avatar #52 to #51 - JNS (09/27/2011) [-]
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#38 - anon (09/26/2011) [-]
My day was bitchy. My subsitute teacher told us the Muslim community was trying to "take over the world".
#41 - nerdiestjockever (09/27/2011) [-]
One of my classes is weird, i have a Physics teacher thats also a minister
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