Spiders. . DH. Here' s the situation: I' been keeping and seeing any and all spiders I find running around my house. I keep them alive in Tupperware cup contain
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Spiders

DH. Here' s the situation:
I' been keeping and seeing any and all spiders I find running around
my house. I keep them alive in Tupperware cup containers and drop in
crickets er ates! er random feeder hugs I find in the we rd. Anyway, I
reasen thy have erected a Spider Battle Arena out of cardboard and sugar
when
I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do oneman-
we in a -at epic proportions. The laser is cle' red
by the winner and the winner becomes stro nger- He then lives on to do
battle with the next happene , Whichever spider is left standing after
the other 21 have died will go on to the final round.
There is a predating mantis I ca in the garden named Charley the
Mantis. The final spider gladiator will do battle with Cha the Mantis.
If the spider meta all? manages to beat Ch , he will be declared the
King of Elide Aland and be hushed down the toilet, afterwards.
there will be
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Submitted: 09/25/2011
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#18 - XxLawlietsBitchxX (09/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Meanwhile, at OP's house...
#106 - bigken (09/26/2011) [+] (4 replies)
What if they all rebel and overthrow you?
#69 - strictlycommenting (09/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Film it.
FILM IT.
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#50 - zeecan (09/26/2011) [-]
what happens if they team up, reproduce, hide their children long enough to create an army, then kill you in your sleep
what happens if they team up, reproduce, hide their children long enough to create an army, then kill you in your sleep
#256 - ianthebaker (09/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Youtube series or it didn't happen.
#202 - xerke (09/26/2011) [-]
If he defeated all of that shit you should give him freedom
#49 - Silver Quantum (09/26/2011) [-]
why do you oppress us?
#208 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
You'll be hyped and shit until you put them into your "arena" and all they do is sit still.
User avatar #112 - thehans (09/26/2011) [-]
video tape that shit
post results
#189 - neeman (09/26/2011) [-]
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINNNEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#205 - guiguito (09/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
tape it
post it
front it
i'll thumb it
enjoy it
fap it
whatever
#163 - taygah (09/26/2011) [-]
<- the winner's face
User avatar #122 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (09/26/2011) [-]
I think this is how serial killers are formed.
#111 - jmawardi (09/26/2011) [-]
Let him live, let him live so he may conquer.
#29 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
Dear OP
I shall let this repost pass only because of all its win
#358 - mchelgmasta (09/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**mchelgmasta rolls 44**
#145 - childrensoup (09/26/2011) [-]
Some men just want to watch spiders die.
#293 - houdeka (09/26/2011) [-]
I wanna join!
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