Spiders. . DH. Here' s the situation: I' been keeping and seeing any and all spiders I find running around my house. I keep them alive in Tupperware cup contain
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Spiders

DH. Here' s the situation:
I' been keeping and seeing any and all spiders I find running around
my house. I keep them alive in Tupperware cup containers and drop in
crickets er ates! er random feeder hugs I find in the we rd. Anyway, I
reasen thy have erected a Spider Battle Arena out of cardboard and sugar
when
I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do oneman-
we in a -at epic proportions. The laser is cle' red
by the winner and the winner becomes stro nger- He then lives on to do
battle with the next happene , Whichever spider is left standing after
the other 21 have died will go on to the final round.
There is a predating mantis I ca in the garden named Charley the
Mantis. The final spider gladiator will do battle with Cha the Mantis.
If the spider meta all? manages to beat Ch , he will be declared the
King of Elide Aland and be hushed down the toilet, afterwards.
there will be
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#106 - bigken (09/26/2011) [-]
What if they all rebel and overthrow you?
#131 to #106 - trollgodking (09/26/2011) [-]
Result : it's clobbering time
User avatar #115 to #106 - Mkaelthas (09/26/2011) [-]
then you sit back and lol as the leader of the revolt will be diagnosed with a terminal illness and have to be replaced.

(no offense meant, i loved this guy... but Quintus Batiatus would have been laughing from the afterlife.)
#120 to #115 - giguelingueling (09/26/2011) [-]
the guy is dead
User avatar #121 to #120 - Mkaelthas (09/26/2011) [-]
i know. too soon?
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#69 - strictlycommenting (09/26/2011) [-]
Film it.
FILM IT.
User avatar #289 to #69 - andimac (09/26/2011) [-]
I second this motion!
User avatar #306 to #289 - Mrah (09/26/2011) [-]
i third this notion
#18 - XxLawlietsBitchxX (09/26/2011) [-]
Meanwhile, at OP's house...
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#256 - ianthebaker (09/26/2011) [-]
Youtube series or it didn't happen.
#273 to #256 - mysteriousscent (09/26/2011) [-]
I'm definitely supporting this! Let there be spider fight!
I'm definitely supporting this! Let there be spider fight!
#50 - zeecan (09/26/2011) [-]
what happens if they team up, reproduce, hide their children long enough to create an army, then kill you in your sleep
what happens if they team up, reproduce, hide their children long enough to create an army, then kill you in your sleep
#208 - anon (09/26/2011) [-]
You'll be hyped and **** until you put them into your "arena" and all they do is sit still.
#202 - xerke (09/26/2011) [-]
If he defeated all of that **** you should give him freedom
#189 - neeman (09/26/2011) [-]
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINNNEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #112 - thehans (09/26/2011) [-]
video tape that ****
post results
#205 - guiguito (09/26/2011) [-]
tape it
post it
front it
i'll thumb it
enjoy it
fap it
whatever
User avatar #214 to #205 - violez (09/26/2011) [-]
Technologic, Technologic.
User avatar #333 to #214 - Randomage (09/26/2011) [-]
AHAHAHAH, I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes. You are amazing!
User avatar #122 - ColeTheUber (09/26/2011) [-]
I think this is how serial killers are formed.
#111 - jmawardi (09/26/2011) [-]
Let him live, let him live so he may conquer.
#29 - anon (09/26/2011) [-]
Dear OP
I shall let this repost pass only because of all its win
#351 - neoexdeath ONLINE (09/26/2011) [-]
Oh...Oh god...
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#299 - dobbelganger (09/26/2011) [-]
what if i choose not to fight?
User avatar #311 to #299 - seatbeltman (09/26/2011) [-]
There will be YOUR blood.
#293 - houdeka (09/26/2011) [-]
I wanna join!
#203 - whatasickname (09/26/2011) [-]
PLEASE. tape this. for all of us.
PLEASE. tape this. for all of us.
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