Better.. . BETTER. THAN " LOVE YOU" Marty waker up at heme with a huge hangover. He ferreo himself epin his eyee, and the first thing he eebe is a peuple aspiri
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Better.

BETTER. THAN " LOVE YOU"
Marty waker up at heme with a huge hangover. He ferreo
himself epin his eyee, and the first thing he eebe
is a peuple aspirine and a glass water en the
aide table. He aite dawn and eebe his cloathing in frend
him, ell clean and preceed. Marty leike around the
reem and eebe that it is in a perfect eider, ,
clean. Se wae the reet the heuer. He takee the
aspirine and netiher a nate en the table “Haney,
breakfast is en the , I Left early chapping.
Laye yeu.“
Se he geeh the kitchen and eure enaugh there is a
het breakfast and the merning newspaper. His een is
alea at the table, eating.
Marty asks, “Sen, what happened laet night?"
His een aaye, “Well, yeu came heme after 3 A. H., drunk
and delirious. Brake eema furniture, puked in the
hallway, and gaye youreslf a black eye when yeu
stumbled inte the deer.“
Cinfused, Marty asks, “Se, why is eberything in eider
and clean, and breakfast is en the table waiting fer
His een replier, “Uh that! Hem dragged yeu the
and when ehe tried take year pande eff, yeu
eard, “Lady, levye me alene, I' m married!
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#55 - couchmunchiessss **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #58 to #55 - mrhelmetman (09/26/2011) [-]
You and me both bro, you and me both.........
#138 - passthenuggets (09/26/2011) [-]
he's gettin laid tonight!
he's gettin laid tonight!
#32 - manillaface (09/26/2011) [-]
How does his son...
know she tried to take off his pants.
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#86 - problematique (09/26/2011) [-]
amazing post, gave me a lot of feels.  
  
gif kind of related
amazing post, gave me a lot of feels.

gif kind of related
#29 - afrojaythunder (09/26/2011) [-]
loyal to wife, father of the year
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#9 - bobJML (09/26/2011) [-]
Such a loving husband <3!
#145 - ryzukuu (09/26/2011) [-]
Tell your father he walked into the door or else..
Tell your father he walked into the door or else..
#115 - crazypotato (09/26/2011) [-]
when i read &quot;hot breakfast&quot;
when i read "hot breakfast"
User avatar #132 to #115 - keverman (09/26/2011) [-]
Greatest. gif. EVAR!
#6 - CaptainWIN (09/25/2011) [-]
Good Groom Greg
#30 to #6 - iamrexraptor (09/26/2011) [-]
**iamrexraptor rolls 900** Its all cool
#135 - cruzslzr (09/26/2011) [-]
this touched my heart in a laugh-hearty manner
#128 - childrensoup (09/26/2011) [-]
Good work funnyjunk
#7 - hawkwielder (09/26/2011) [-]
**hawkwielder rolled a random image**
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User avatar #19 to #7 - calturk (09/26/2011) [-]
Haha nice roll
User avatar #40 - theswagmobile (09/26/2011) [-]
Not often enough do you find something that gives you a feel, laugh, and isn't some homo boasting their loved one's death to the interwebs.

This made my day/night.
#43 to #40 - anon (09/26/2011) [-]
your comment was the only reason i didnt skip
User avatar #129 - switchblayde (09/26/2011) [-]
Touched my ****** heart, man. Reminded me of my wife and I.
#108 - Giovone (09/26/2011) [-]
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#98 - dzeusas (09/26/2011) [-]
Made me smile
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#183 - FreeDee (09/26/2011) [-]
I love these 'I'm watching you' COMPs
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