Peacock. . I took my dad to the mail the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 841. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a te
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I took my dad to the mail the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 841.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange,
and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:
What' s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
Got stoned once and fcked a peacock. I was just wondering ifyou were my
son.
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#20 - shellshocker (09/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I see this post AT LEAST once every two weeks. STOP
I see this post AT LEAST once every two weeks. STOP
#5 - zubsparky (09/24/2011) [-]
nothing special it's been done before
#25 - jaredollo (09/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I'm so tired of this post
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#11 - mintberrycrunch (09/25/2011) [-]
haven't i seen this oh.. like 100 ******* times?
#42 - bitchimflawless (09/25/2011) [-]
im tired of seeing this freaking post...
im tired of seeing this freaking post...
#36 - doodlez (09/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
This is just a repost with a different layout.
This is just a repost with a different layout.
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#50 - fragnatic (09/25/2011) [-]
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User avatar #38 - edgeonaboat (09/25/2011) [-]
holy balls i remember seeing this 10+ years ago when i was using AOL way back in the day. man. nastalgia.
#26 - callofvikings (09/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
thumbed

Didn't recognize the repost at first

am i ******* kidding me?
#9 - drommis (09/25/2011) [-]
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#8 - dojomaster (09/24/2011) [-]
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User avatar #17 - WhereMehSammich (09/25/2011) [-]
same joke, different post
User avatar #14 - youshallnotpass (09/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
why do you care its still funny
#18 to #14 - lolwutlolwut (09/25/2011) [-]
no it isnt
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