Sheltering Suburban Mom comp part 1. sense this post did pretty good i decided to make a part 2 ; /funny_pictures/2652303/Sheltering+Suburban+Mom+comp+part+2/ p
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Sheltering Suburban Mom comp part 1

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#44 - mandrakemolotov (09/24/2011) [-]
I was in a good mood when I started reading this. Now I want to key minivans at Walmart.
I was in a good mood when I started reading this. Now I want to key minivans at Walmart.
User avatar #389 to #44 - analgrandma (09/25/2011) [-]
good idea. do it.
User avatar #183 to #44 - burntXrose (09/24/2011) [-]
Lol, I drive the Dodge Caravan that my parents got the year after I was born. Don't key it! (though the front end is bashed in... I wasn't driving it at the time though!)

/unemployed teenager
User avatar #115 to #44 - futuramafan (09/24/2011) [-]
aaaaaand Lexus RXs or any chevy SUV
#33 - seamonstuh (09/24/2011) [-]
mfw this is all my mom. all of it.
User avatar #34 to #33 - jasonthebomb (09/24/2011) [-]
my mom is right next to me and this is exactly her.
#35 to #34 - seamonstuh (09/24/2011) [-]
mfw my mom walks in my room and decides to read all of these then not understand how they're funny.
#38 to #35 - crystalmethod (09/24/2011) [-]
You turn into a pussy?
#401 to #38 - thiswebsitesucks (09/25/2011) [-]
implying he wasnt one initially.
#45 to #33 - wbawill (09/24/2011) [-]
mfw you know your mum tried double anal in college.
#270 - Pika (09/25/2011) [-]
I had to make one.
#192 - MrFrolo (09/25/2011) [-]
You make mess, You clean it.


I make mess, You clean it.
#133 - anon (09/24/2011) [-]
This one is by far the worst, and it's why I hate the suburbs. Besides, people like her give this country a bad name.
#203 to #133 - rooftoilet (09/25/2011) [-]
Holy **** , I know that feel bro. The bully's parents never took responsibility for their kid, it was always the victims fault.
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User avatar #160 to #153 - roflstorm (09/24/2011) [-]
a casey anthony meme thing
#232 - goodybasket (09/25/2011) [-]
How to get more thumbs:
1) Take long ass comp
2) Split comp into three parts
3) Ask for +50 for more
4) Get front page three times
5) ???????
6) Profit
#182 - dengekisushi (09/24/2011) [-]
Grounds you when you don't answer your phone once.
Never answers her own phone.


"Tanning is disgusting"
Watches Jersey Shore.


Doesn't support mild child exploitation.
Watches Toddlers and Tiaras.


"Spend your money wisely on things you need"
Has an iPod, iPhone, laptop, and iPad.
#222 to #182 - bloodgenesis (09/25/2011) [-]
my mom yells at me for not answering my phone once my excuse oh i didnt hear it the first time
i call her literally 27 ************ times because the power went out at home her excuse I COULDNT HEAR IT
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User avatar #225 to #222 - dengekisushi (09/25/2011) [-]
Yeah, I usually don't hear my phone when she calls me, and she freaks out,
yet there have been multiple times where she's left her phone in her car
or left her phone at home and I would call her a dozen times
and she'd be like "Oh yah, lol"
#233 to #225 - bloodgenesis (09/25/2011) [-]
i think parents abuse thier power a little too much
User avatar #235 to #233 - dengekisushi (09/25/2011) [-]
Quite possibly.
#191 - oplida (09/25/2011) [-]
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#98 - anon (09/24/2011) [-]
I believe in evolution, but I also believe in a higher power. I don't know, that's just my view point. Anon out!
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#59 to #30 - anon (09/24/2011) [-]
prove evolution!
#155 to #59 - zeman (09/24/2011) [-]
Prove creationism!
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#67 to #60 - anon (09/24/2011) [-]
im here. ***** cant prove it. HOMO
User avatar #211 to #67 - duhdope (09/25/2011) [-]
It is believed that Earth formed about six billion years ago. Water formed about 4.6 billion years ago, through primordial cooling, mineralization, photolysis, and other phenomena. The water contained high levels of methane, ammonia, hydrogen sulfide, phosphate, as well as other various chemicals, and was much warmer than it is now. Various chemical reactions took place in these oceans, forming amino acids, which in turn formed proteins. These proteins came together to form simple cells, who eventually mutated through constant dividing and reproduction. These cells came together to form tissues, tissues to organs, and went along this path until an organism was formed.

By the way, this was incredibly dumbed down. A lot more goes into it than just that.
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User avatar #251 to #249 - duhdope (09/25/2011) [-]
Yeah, I know. If I didn't want to say anything, I would have just told him to **** off. I have nothing better to do. Plus, he's not the only one reading it, if he reads it at all.
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User avatar #345 to #342 - duhdope (09/25/2011) [-]
I only used Wikipedia for the names of the chemicals, dude.

:l
User avatar #419 to #345 - maattb (09/25/2011) [-]
Is there an article on that? I'd be interested in reading it if there was and you could link me it.
#281 - llshadowz (09/25/2011) [-]
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#172 - theakwardturtle (09/24/2011) [-]
says video games rot your brain


plays farmville for six hours
#422 to #172 - anon (09/25/2011) [-]
mfw my mom pulls that ****
#193 - Dreadlord (09/25/2011) [-]
My friend's mother is exactly like this. We live in the suburbs, where there are a lot of middle class white guys who like rap and wear hoodies.  
"If you see any boys wearing hoods, you cross the street! Don't take your eyes off of them, either! Even when they've passed you!"  
Going to the shop:  
"Make sure you have a coat!" 'We're going down the road to the shop, and it's summer.' "You could catch malaria!" 'Don't you mean hypothermia?' "YOU COULD GET AIDS!"
My friend's mother is exactly like this. We live in the suburbs, where there are a lot of middle class white guys who like rap and wear hoodies.
"If you see any boys wearing hoods, you cross the street! Don't take your eyes off of them, either! Even when they've passed you!"
Going to the shop:
"Make sure you have a coat!" 'We're going down the road to the shop, and it's summer.' "You could catch malaria!" 'Don't you mean hypothermia?' "YOU COULD GET AIDS!"
#105 - anonslayer (09/24/2011) [-]
Just one quick thing, Video games teach hand eye coordination and make you process multiple events at one time faster, not to mention allows you to be more observant and actually teaches some things kids will need for real life.  The downsides to video games, are they can cause lower eyesight, they take down kids physical activities, they require alot of energy to play (Wierd fact) and they are tiem consuming. thank you for listening to me and here is a cat snake
Just one quick thing, Video games teach hand eye coordination and make you process multiple events at one time faster, not to mention allows you to be more observant and actually teaches some things kids will need for real life. The downsides to video games, are they can cause lower eyesight, they take down kids physical activities, they require alot of energy to play (Wierd fact) and they are tiem consuming. thank you for listening to me and here is a cat snake
#120 to #105 - iamhearfornsfw (09/24/2011) [-]
Yes and a video game was made about aids and they wear able to find out more things about it and found out what makes it up.FROME A ******* VIDEO GAME!!!!(I do not have a link to the store but i wold try to google that **** )
I mean that **** is cool right SNOOP?
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User avatar #129 to #120 - anonslayer (09/24/2011) [-]
Exactly, even so i try not to get engaged with to many, right now i have 3 video games pre ordered and alot of steam games, but i only play for 0-2 hours a day
#141 to #105 - ericthelord (09/24/2011) [-]
Actually, while getting my glasses, I was informed by everyone at the eye doctors that videogames and computer monitors do NOT affect your eyesight.
Actually, while getting my glasses, I was informed by everyone at the eye doctors that videogames and computer monitors do NOT affect your eyesight.
User avatar #143 to #141 - anonslayer (09/24/2011) [-]
Really? Because thats why i lost my eyesight and went to 2.5 and 2.0 in my eyes, when asked if i had been spending major time at a computer i answered yes, after some more research i learn that certain monitor types with certain lighting abilities can damage the eyes
User avatar #420 to #143 - maattb (09/25/2011) [-]
It could just be genetics or inconsistency. I've been playing video games for more then half my life, I'm 18 by the way, and I've had 20/20 vision always.
#135 to #105 - anon (09/24/2011) [-]
and if you PVP in world of warcraft it can kinda, sorta teach you to control your anger...
User avatar #137 to #135 - anonslayer (09/24/2011) [-]
lol anon made me happy
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#298 - beefking (09/25/2011) [-]
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User avatar #289 - TigerMann (09/25/2011) [-]
Says that being on the computer too long will hurt your eyes.

Posts really long comp.
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