shower time. nuff said Edit: Well i got into the top two but not the top one! haha thanks guys!. SHOWER = 27 MINUTES 25 minutes 2 minutes Reflection and deep th
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shower time

 
shower time. nuff said Edit: Well i got into the top two but not the top one! haha thanks guys!. SHOWER = 27 MINUTES 25 minutes 2 minutes Reflection and deep th

nuff said
Edit: Well i got into the top two but not the top one!
haha thanks guys!

SHOWER = 27 MINUTES
25 minutes 2 minutes
Reflection and deep thaughts about
the urlife andthe universe. Washa rinse E
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#21 - KaotixStorm (09/24/2011) [-]
Reality
#425 to #21 - omegabeastly (09/25/2011) [-]
dear god...

this whole page is full of win... must thumb up.... EVERYTHING
User avatar #67 to #21 - jonluw (09/24/2011) [-]
Damn it.
I was going to do that.
#111 to #21 - anon (09/24/2011) [-]
Switch the 25 minute and 2 minute frames*
User avatar #23 to #21 - indiancoolie (09/24/2011) [-]
I can't get a boner in the shower on my own for some reason .____.
User avatar #36 to #23 - FJLiveStream (09/24/2011) [-]
same
User avatar #37 to #36 - indiancoolie (09/24/2011) [-]
I wonder why that is...
User avatar #38 to #37 - sortoathepenguin (09/24/2011) [-]
1) Get one outside the shower.
2) Get in shower.
3) Grab shampoo / conditioner / etc...
4) ???
5) PROFIT!
User avatar #157 to #38 - NotASingleFuck (09/25/2011) [-]
Shampoo? ARE YOU A MADMAN?!
User avatar #179 to #157 - sortoathepenguin (09/25/2011) [-]
No. See, it's lube all the same, AND it cleans your pubes. WIN / WIN
User avatar #182 to #179 - NotASingleFuck (09/25/2011) [-]
Really? I thought shampoo hurted like **** when it touched your eurethra?
User avatar #280 to #182 - sortoathepenguin (09/25/2011) [-]
No, that would be your eyes, my good sir.
User avatar #283 to #280 - NotASingleFuck (09/25/2011) [-]
Ohhh...Well...Regardless, I wont be trying it any time soon. Body wash is the way to go.
User avatar #285 to #283 - sortoathepenguin (09/25/2011) [-]
That was in with etc.

:)
#5 - asesiel (09/24/2011) [-]
I once figured out how to attain world peace in the shower...but I forgot how.
User avatar #62 to #5 - kdobjk (09/24/2011) [-]
murder everyone and get away with it will bring world peace.
#403 - spikerxpunk (09/25/2011) [-]
**spikerxpunk rolled a random image**
#407 to #403 - thenastyorange (09/25/2011) [-]
oh god the irony
oh god the irony
+5
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#433 to #412 - chrislafff (09/25/2011) [-]
Oh, the iron-e!
User avatar #422 to #412 - CRosBY (09/25/2011) [-]
Nope... not irony.
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#100 - Iseewhatudidthar (09/24/2011) [-]
Me when I take a shower before school
User avatar #24 - NotAdmin (09/24/2011) [-]
how to get legs of a spartan warrior:

when taking shower, squat down in a deep squatting position (as low as you can go) until you feel the burn.......
then masturbate furiously

when a male (or female) orgasms, all muscles in the body tense and relax, basically a big muscle flex.
this everyday = legs of spartan warrior. have fun.
User avatar #58 to #24 - skittlemcmuffin (09/24/2011) [-]
Really?
User avatar #60 to #58 - NotAdmin (09/24/2011) [-]
guaranteed
#281 to #60 - piclemaniscool (09/25/2011) [-]
Notmy absent black father's face when everyone on funnyjunk starts squatting in the shower, masturbating.
#154 to #24 - hawkon (09/24/2011) [-]
I got some depressing legs, so thanks for the tip.

All i have to do now is google "Squat position" because of my bad english and get this **** started!
#86 to #24 - oldmanraven (09/24/2011) [-]
Would this work if you do a one hand pushup and fap? Or is this the legs only?
#69 to #24 - Procean (09/24/2011) [-]
i will try this.
#63 to #24 - mattythebeaver (09/24/2011) [-]
*20 years later*

Interviewer: So, how did you train to win the 10,000 meters?
Me: Squat in the shower, masturbate furiously.
<-- HFW
#64 to #63 - NotAdmin (09/24/2011) [-]
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i got the idea from my friend shane who literally does this every day. here is his legs.
User avatar #65 to #64 - NotAdmin (09/24/2011) [-]
(he's marching in marching band)
User avatar #66 to #64 - mattythebeaver (09/24/2011) [-]
Maybe I'll able to be good at gym class rather than drowning in a pool of sweat.
#94 to #64 - ihateducksauce (09/24/2011) [-]
**ihateducksauce rolled a random image**
#327 - deviroux (09/25/2011) [-]
I usually do something like this..
User avatar #114 - kingbluey (09/24/2011) [-]
does anyone else sit in the shower?
#119 to #113 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (09/24/2011) [-]
The reason we showering for a long time.
#124 to #119 - nixone (09/24/2011) [-]
because 52+2=27
because 52+2=27
#127 to #124 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (09/24/2011) [-]
Y U NO look at the replies?
User avatar #129 to #127 - nixone (09/24/2011) [-]
they were not there when I started writing the comment, maybe you made them when I was reading the comic.
#12 - trxz (09/24/2011) [-]
True.
I spend 40 minutes just sitting in the shower, meh ..
#14 to #12 - derpend (09/24/2011) [-]
finally someone who does the same thing
#15 to #14 - trxz (09/24/2011) [-]
I'm 14 and I have to pay the water bill now. ;_;
#18 to #15 - frohtastic (09/24/2011) [-]
suits you right xD  
power + water is 			*******		 expensive
suits you right xD
power + water is ******* expensive
#16 to #12 - frohtastic (09/24/2011) [-]
same.  
except that i fall asleep in the shower o.o
same.
except that i fall asleep in the shower o.o
#17 to #16 - trxz (09/24/2011) [-]
Haha why the **** did you remind me. Once I did fall asleep in the shower and I slept in the warm water for 8 hours before my mom found out.
User avatar #26 to #16 - indiancoolie (09/24/2011) [-]
That Gif was in sync with J. Cole Heavy .____.
#46 to #26 - restrictedaxcestwo (09/24/2011) [-]
That GIF is in sync with every song I have O.O
#381 - zoomaus (09/25/2011) [-]
reality
#365 - skrite (09/25/2011) [-]
**skrite rolls 66** HERE WE GO!
#408 to #365 - anon (09/25/2011) [-]
#372 to #365 - justakewldewd (09/25/2011) [-]
Here. This is for you.
Here. This is for you.
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#135 - swimzone (09/24/2011) [-]
*Correction* 5 minutes debating life and origin of it, two minutes washing, 20 minutes Fapping.
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#324 - xxxmicexxx **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#136 - ministerforbes (09/24/2011) [-]
Me in the shower
#3 - stylinstalin (09/24/2011) [-]
Deep thought you say?
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#431 to #416 - remmyd (09/25/2011) [-]
**remmyd rolls 15** I lolled. Dubs for you sir.
User avatar #426 to #416 - AlbertEinstein (09/25/2011) [-]
Just put my head on both of them and were good to go!
#313 - winniedawho (09/25/2011) [-]
nice juggling there sir
#270 - realoader (09/25/2011) [-]
I normally end up masturbating for the 25minutes i have and the 5 minutes wash
User avatar #273 to #270 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/25/2011) [-]
man i can not for the life of me jack off in the shower, i've never came standing up.
User avatar #289 to #273 - realoader (09/25/2011) [-]
Also I say in there for how ever time i need till i ejaculate or until my roommate starts yelling at me why I'm in there to long.
User avatar #291 to #289 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/25/2011) [-]
so tell him your jacking off, wtf is the big deal
#294 to #291 - realoader (09/25/2011) [-]
It gets awkward for the long haul.
User avatar #334 to #294 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/25/2011) [-]
no, everybody masturbates, why should we be ashamed of it?
#339 to #334 - realoader (09/25/2011) [-]
He doesn't need to know what i do in their or anywhere else in our dorm, I might get arrested.
#282 to #273 - realoader (09/25/2011) [-]
I sit underneath the stream and fap with some soap or what ever is available
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