Chin up bar. Friend linked me i thought it was great.. >Want to have sex with gf for the first time on valentines day >She says yes and to celebrate before I drank a liter of gravy cause I like gravy >Roll  comic
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#8 - screenager (09/22/2011) [-]
When do we got on the ride?  
This is the ride!  
YIPPEEE!
When do we got on the ride?
This is the ride!
YIPPEEE!
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#375 - anon (09/23/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image**

My reaction
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User avatar #391 to #375 - erosennin (09/23/2011) [-]
someone better screencap that ****
User avatar #377 to #375 - Snack Pack (09/23/2011) [-]
NO ******* WAY
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#173 - bamitzjazzy (09/22/2011) [-]
Answer that philisophical **** .
User avatar #181 to #173 - violez (09/22/2011) [-]
Newcomers think it's funny, thumb it up
User avatar #182 to #181 - violez (09/22/2011) [-]
also
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User avatar #186 to #185 - violez (09/22/2011) [-]
Now explain the witchery i just made
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#209 to #186 - lookkool (09/22/2011) [-]
What the 			****		 just happened?
What the **** just happened?
#198 to #186 - anon (09/22/2011) [-]
x*kcd ofc
User avatar #200 to #198 - violez (09/22/2011) [-]
NOPE, chuck testa
User avatar #213 to #186 - awesomesauceb (09/22/2011) [-]
type fox trot without space and it deletes
User avatar #218 to #216 - violez (09/22/2011) [-]
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User avatar #225 to #224 - violez (09/22/2011) [-]
people are going nuts with this magic
User avatar #227 to #225 - awesomesauceb (09/22/2011) [-]
lol i know it's lolz
User avatar #229 to #227 - violez (09/22/2011) [-]
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User avatar #217 to #213 - violez (09/22/2011) [-]
Damn... i wanted to see people's reactions..
#189 to #181 - bamitzjazzy (09/22/2011) [-]
It was retourical question chill the **** out
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User avatar #240 to #201 - teoberry (09/22/2011) [-]
I feel like I'm going to hell for laughing at that.
#2 - zekeymanrs (09/22/2011) [-]
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User avatar #316 to #315 - omigoshgorilla (09/23/2011) [-]
HELLO
#118 to #105 - frnznpf (09/22/2011) [-]
thought it was darth mauls dual light saber
User avatar #123 to #118 - endface (09/22/2011) [-]
Well, Darth Maul would have a reason to wear a hat more than the rest of us.
User avatar #81 - bangarang (09/22/2011) [-]
OP, I think you should give credit. Bitches love credit.
#1 - royalwerewolf (09/22/2011) [-]
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#13 - cannedvegitables ONLINE (09/22/2011) [-]
>Want to have sex with gf for the first time on valentines day  
>She says yes and to celebrate before I drank a liter of gravy cause I like gravy  
>Roll into her room (walking is not an option due to my weight) and she starts giving a bj  
>Try to cum a heart on her face to be romantic and I tell her to look in the mirror  
>It comes out looking like a "Palin 2012" and she is a hardcore democrat so this upset her  
>She says she will forgive me but I realize I forgot the condom cause I was to busy consuming Peanut butter before and during sex (I was hungry)  
>Grease myself with oil and slide myself to 7-11  
>Due to the fact that I am 700 pounds, when I crashed into buildings they toppled over due to my ridiculous momentum that I was carrying from a down-slope hill  
>Quickly grease myself with peanut butter to create enough friction for me to stop and literally burned some fat off but it was all for nothing due to the fact that the burning fat smell made me hungry forcing me to eat a kids stuff animal that he was holding and ultimately make him cry  
>I felt bad but I could not stop so I rolled into the 7-11 and was gonna ask where the condoms were  
>All that came out was a squeaking noise and I realized that the stuffed animal was blocking my ability to speak  
>Start crying and squeaking until the manager of the store gives me the condoms I am pointing at  
>See large escalator in mall that could lift me all of the elevation I need and I could roll the rest of the way  
>Go on escalator and fat ripples get caught in the seeps of the escalator   
>Call fire department and eat my cherry flavored condom due to hunger    
>Fire fighters laugh at me and steal my supply of sandwiches  
>Life is not fair
>Want to have sex with gf for the first time on valentines day
>She says yes and to celebrate before I drank a liter of gravy cause I like gravy
>Roll into her room (walking is not an option due to my weight) and she starts giving a bj
>Try to cum a heart on her face to be romantic and I tell her to look in the mirror
>It comes out looking like a "Palin 2012" and she is a hardcore democrat so this upset her
>She says she will forgive me but I realize I forgot the condom cause I was to busy consuming Peanut butter before and during sex (I was hungry)
>Grease myself with oil and slide myself to 7-11
>Due to the fact that I am 700 pounds, when I crashed into buildings they toppled over due to my ridiculous momentum that I was carrying from a down-slope hill
>Quickly grease myself with peanut butter to create enough friction for me to stop and literally burned some fat off but it was all for nothing due to the fact that the burning fat smell made me hungry forcing me to eat a kids stuff animal that he was holding and ultimately make him cry
>I felt bad but I could not stop so I rolled into the 7-11 and was gonna ask where the condoms were
>All that came out was a squeaking noise and I realized that the stuffed animal was blocking my ability to speak
>Start crying and squeaking until the manager of the store gives me the condoms I am pointing at
>See large escalator in mall that could lift me all of the elevation I need and I could roll the rest of the way
>Go on escalator and fat ripples get caught in the seeps of the escalator
>Call fire department and eat my cherry flavored condom due to hunger
>Fire fighters laugh at me and steal my supply of sandwiches
>Life is not fair
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User avatar #46 to #13 - Awesomecarrot (09/22/2011) [-]
Oh man, I haven't laughed that hard for so long
User avatar #682 to #13 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/23/2011) [-]
Oh god I lold at this like 7 different times
#722 to #13 - candytaker (09/23/2011) [-]
Holy 			*******		 			****		.  You win.  You win everything.  Everything ever.  Everything ever in the whole universe forever times infinity divided by zero.  
  
  
Best  
COMMENT  
EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy ******* **** . You win. You win everything. Everything ever. Everything ever in the whole universe forever times infinity divided by zero.


Best
COMMENT
EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#725 to #13 - Jedisheep (09/23/2011) [-]
lolwat
lolwat
#729 to #13 - anon (09/23/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 54** <-- The number of generations this story will be passed to
User avatar #25 to #13 - swimmingprodigy (09/22/2011) [-]
I find that HIGHLY unlikely....


700 lbs and you have a girlfriend? Riight
#31 to #26 - anon (09/22/2011) [-]
*roll image* MFW when i fapped to that comic
#32 to #13 - Schiffy (09/22/2011) [-]
That made me laugh harder than the "then I realized I was a dog" post on /b/!
#36 to #13 - Jenkinhimer (09/22/2011) [-]
I almost 			*******		 died.
I almost ******* died.
#38 to #36 - hydrotroll (09/22/2011) [-]
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User avatar #14 to #13 - irishunicorn (09/22/2011) [-]
..............?...............................................
#727 to #13 - undunn (09/23/2011) [-]
AWWWWW YEAAAAAAH
AWWWWW YEAAAAAAH
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#706 to #13 - camtar (09/23/2011) [-]
I hardly ever read long-ass comments like this, but i read this one and it was worth reading :D
I hardly ever read long-ass comments like this, but i read this one and it was worth reading :D
User avatar #44 to #13 - Mrah (09/22/2011) [-]
that was the GREATEST comment I have ever seen on this site
#35 to #13 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (09/22/2011) [-]
#567 to #13 - tehbawz (09/23/2011) [-]
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Firefighters' reactions to you being stuck in the escalator.
#16 to #13 - anon (09/22/2011) [-]
>try to green text like a 4chan fag
>am twelve year old
>fail massivley
> am surrounded by other 12 year olds so no one notices
>am on FJ
#22 to #16 - cannedvegitables ONLINE (09/22/2011) [-]
I fail massivley?
I suppose I have failed MASSIVELY before but this one is a new one to me
#728 to #13 - MrLlama ONLINE (09/23/2011) [-]
Lol wat...  
  
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Lol wat...

<--My Exact reaction to your comment.
User avatar #45 to #13 - shitshitshit (09/22/2011) [-]
brilliant
#421 to #13 - NotoriousSAV (09/23/2011) [-]
that was pretty epic
#23 to #13 - beardedclam (09/22/2011) [-]
>be at 7-11
>see 700 lb guy rolling towards me
>step out of way
>little kid walks past me
>trips him
>he gets in way of fat guy
>fat guy eats his stuffed animal
>mfw kid cries
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#49 to #47 - hobojobo (09/22/2011) [-]
My Face When
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#207 - sbmayle (09/22/2011) [-]
meanwhile in canada...
#111 - ofwgktatunasub (09/22/2011) [-]
most serious God damn face I've ever seen..
#122 to #111 - whyunolaugh (09/22/2011) [-]
**** just got real!
#134 to #122 - ofwgktatunasub (09/22/2011) [-]
I'm terrified of this face..
that mother ****** is ready to **** someone the **** up.
#19 - leted (09/22/2011) [-]
So basically they rode up the elevator just to go down again. Seems legit!
User avatar #20 to #19 - ohwhoafosho (09/22/2011) [-]
i know i would... :3
#58 to #19 - mcdonald (09/22/2011) [-]
They rode an elevator? Where?!
User avatar #24 to #19 - stevenw (09/22/2011) [-]
better view of the dead at the bottom
#581 - Splibo (09/23/2011) [-]
Even that guy goes to escalator land.
User avatar #584 to #581 - Ulmer (09/23/2011) [-]
when does the ride start?
#594 to #584 - anon (09/23/2011) [-]
THIS IS THE RIDE!!!
User avatar #596 to #594 - fapgeneral (09/23/2011) [-]
YIPPE!!!
#258 - heyiownanaccount (09/23/2011) [-]
linked you to what?  
			
			You need to login to view this link
			
		  ? Thanks for giving him credit asshole!
linked you to what? You need to login to view this link ? Thanks for giving him credit asshole!
#272 to #258 - anon (09/23/2011) [-]
notice that when he went down the water coming out was a green/ brown colour.
that means that it hadnt been flushed.
eww.
User avatar #528 to #525 - heyiownanaccount (09/23/2011) [-]
the hell man? www(.)(.)com
User avatar #531 to #528 - heyiownanaccount (09/23/2011) [-]
It's like my absent black father makes sure there can be no dedication. Whatever, it's a webcomic called .
#541 to #531 - heyiownanaccount (09/23/2011) [-]
my absent black father YOU ARE A MORON
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HA! TAKE THAT BITCH!
#280 to #258 - archwraith (09/23/2011) [-]
Funnyjusnk doesn't let you write it, it doesn't let you give credit, which is pretty ****** up
#196 - Wikus (09/22/2011) [-]
MUST TRY THIS!
User avatar #208 to #196 - csd (09/22/2011) [-]
*snff*
#724 to #208 - Wikus (09/23/2011) [-]
*sniffle sniffle snif* *snort snort*
#685 - grubbah (09/23/2011) [-]
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#643 - anon (09/23/2011) [-]
all of you are fags
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