Chin up bar. Friend linked me i thought it was great.. >Want to have sex with gf for the first time on valentines day >She says yes and to celebrate before I drank a liter of gravy cause I like gravy >Roll
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Chin up bar

Friend linked me i thought it was great

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Submitted: 09/22/2011
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#13 - cannedvegitables (09/22/2011) [+] (37 replies)
>Want to have sex with gf for the first time on valentines day  
>She says yes and to celebrate before I drank a liter of gravy cause I like gravy  
>Roll into her room (walking is not an option due to my weight) and she starts giving a bj  
>Try to cum a heart on her face to be romantic and I tell her to look in the mirror  
>It comes out looking like a "Palin 2012" and she is a hardcore democrat so this upset her  
>She says she will forgive me but I realize I forgot the condom cause I was to busy consuming Peanut butter before and during sex (I was hungry)  
>Grease myself with oil and slide myself to 7-11  
>Due to the fact that I am 700 pounds, when I crashed into buildings they toppled over due to my ridiculous momentum that I was carrying from a down-slope hill  
>Quickly grease myself with peanut butter to create enough friction for me to stop and literally burned some fat off but it was all for nothing due to the fact that the burning fat smell made me hungry forcing me to eat a kids stuff animal that he was holding and ultimately make him cry  
>I felt bad but I could not stop so I rolled into the 7-11 and was gonna ask where the condoms were  
>All that came out was a squeaking noise and I realized that the stuffed animal was blocking my ability to speak  
>Start crying and squeaking until the manager of the store gives me the condoms I am pointing at  
>See large escalator in mall that could lift me all of the elevation I need and I could roll the rest of the way  
>Go on escalator and fat ripples get caught in the seeps of the escalator   
>Call fire department and eat my cherry flavored condom due to hunger    
>Fire fighters laugh at me and steal my supply of sandwiches  
>Life is not fair
>Want to have sex with gf for the first time on valentines day
>She says yes and to celebrate before I drank a liter of gravy cause I like gravy
>Roll into her room (walking is not an option due to my weight) and she starts giving a bj
>Try to cum a heart on her face to be romantic and I tell her to look in the mirror
>It comes out looking like a "Palin 2012" and she is a hardcore democrat so this upset her
>She says she will forgive me but I realize I forgot the condom cause I was to busy consuming Peanut butter before and during sex (I was hungry)
>Grease myself with oil and slide myself to 7-11
>Due to the fact that I am 700 pounds, when I crashed into buildings they toppled over due to my ridiculous momentum that I was carrying from a down-slope hill
>Quickly grease myself with peanut butter to create enough friction for me to stop and literally burned some fat off but it was all for nothing due to the fact that the burning fat smell made me hungry forcing me to eat a kids stuff animal that he was holding and ultimately make him cry
>I felt bad but I could not stop so I rolled into the 7-11 and was gonna ask where the condoms were
>All that came out was a squeaking noise and I realized that the stuffed animal was blocking my ability to speak
>Start crying and squeaking until the manager of the store gives me the condoms I am pointing at
>See large escalator in mall that could lift me all of the elevation I need and I could roll the rest of the way
>Go on escalator and fat ripples get caught in the seeps of the escalator
>Call fire department and eat my cherry flavored condom due to hunger
>Fire fighters laugh at me and steal my supply of sandwiches
>Life is not fair
#8 - screenager (09/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
When do we got on the ride?  
This is the ride!  
YIPPEEE!
When do we got on the ride?
This is the ride!
YIPPEEE!
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#3 - rockinthejizzface (09/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**rockinthejizzface rolled a random image** <---- my reaction
#173 - bamitzjazzy (09/22/2011) [+] (37 replies)
Answer that philisophical **** .
#375 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/23/2011) [+] (5 replies)
**anonymous rolled a random image**

My reaction
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#318 - thehealthinspector (09/23/2011) [+] (25 replies)
#319 to #318 - theannoyingFJguy (09/23/2011) [-]
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**theannoyingFJguy rolls 11**
#19 - leted (09/22/2011) [+] (3 replies)
So basically they rode up the elevator just to go down again. Seems legit!
#126 - joemanperson (09/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
!!i get it! he killed someone with a hammer and told that guy that he didn't have one!!!
#2 - zekeymanrs (09/22/2011) [+] (5 replies)
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#214 - ttommyfresh (09/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**ttommyfresh rolled a random image** <----- my face when that happens
#581 - Splibo (09/23/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Even that guy goes to escalator land.
#685 - grubbah (09/23/2011) [+] (4 replies)
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#293 - fabulousgoten (09/23/2011) [-]
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#105 - endface (09/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #81 - bangarang (09/22/2011) [-]
OP, I think you should give credit. Bitches love credit.
#1 - royalwerewolf (09/22/2011) [-]
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