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Math Mindfuck

Old concept with a slightly different twist. Enjoy.
If it doesn't work for you, and you picked numbers within reason, feel free to message me and I will show you what you are doing wrong.

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First of all, pick the number of times a week you would like to have sex.
Now, add 5.
Then, multiply it by 50.
If you have already had your birthday this year add that.
Now, subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should haye a 3 digit number. The sst digit of this was your original number,
The second 2 digits are your age. It really works!
Thumbs UP if it worked for
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User avatar #2 - sweetheartthewolf (09/21/2011) [+] (3 replies)
tickle my anus and call me samantha...
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User avatar #299 - sameeboy (09/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Pick ANY number
multiply it by 0
add 1
is your number 1?
wow!
#31 - rathmire (09/22/2011) [+] (4 replies)
30015
#57 - squidyj (09/22/2011) [+] (10 replies)

n
2n
2n + 5
50 * (2n + 5) = 100n + 250
100n + 2011 || 100n + 2010
100n + 2011 - m || 100n + 2010 - m
100n + 2011 - m || 100n + 2011 - m - 1
age = current year - birth year. if birthday has not occurred, subtract 1
100n + age || 100n + age

OH MY GOD BASIC ARITHMETIC, SO CLEVER.
#767 - legostudio (09/22/2011) [-]
not sure if did wrong

or 756 years old
#762 - onlyusemerage (09/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
i got Pi_..
#754 - lodisboeg (09/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Math Trick Explained (The Math Behind it, and how and why it works)  
Ok, this is not going to amuse everyone I know, but I write it for those who might find it interesting. I'll try to explain why each step is done.  
Ok, first of we pick our 'sex per week number', call it x.  
We then multiply it with 2, so we get 2x.  
Next, we add 5, so we get 2x+5, which we multiply with 50, so (2x+5)*50=100x+250  
We then add 1761 (or 1760, if you havent had your birthday yet. Why will be pretty clear soon), which gives us 100x+2011(I'm guessing you can see where this is going...:3) and we then subtract our birth year, say y. This gives us 100x+2011-y. So say I want to 						****					 3 times a week, thats x=3, so 300+ 2011-y, say that I'm born 1992, and have had my birthday, thats 19. When we add these togheter we get 319, which is the number I would have gotten if I had done all the written steps also.  
So, all in all we just multiply our 'sex-number' with 100 to get it to the first position, and then we add 2011- our birth year, which is our age, which unless you are over 100 years old, will have two digits and so end up behind our 'sex-number'.  
There you have it, FJ:3 Hope you found it interesting.   
Now back to college calculus-studies:)
Math Trick Explained (The Math Behind it, and how and why it works)
Ok, this is not going to amuse everyone I know, but I write it for those who might find it interesting. I'll try to explain why each step is done.
Ok, first of we pick our 'sex per week number', call it x.
We then multiply it with 2, so we get 2x.
Next, we add 5, so we get 2x+5, which we multiply with 50, so (2x+5)*50=100x+250
We then add 1761 (or 1760, if you havent had your birthday yet. Why will be pretty clear soon), which gives us 100x+2011(I'm guessing you can see where this is going...:3) and we then subtract our birth year, say y. This gives us 100x+2011-y. So say I want to **** 3 times a week, thats x=3, so 300+ 2011-y, say that I'm born 1992, and have had my birthday, thats 19. When we add these togheter we get 319, which is the number I would have gotten if I had done all the written steps also.
So, all in all we just multiply our 'sex-number' with 100 to get it to the first position, and then we add 2011- our birth year, which is our age, which unless you are over 100 years old, will have two digits and so end up behind our 'sex-number'.
There you have it, FJ:3 Hope you found it interesting.
Now back to college calculus-studies:)
#571 - biker (09/22/2011) [-]
1020
#107 - jesterif (09/22/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Let me explain how this works.

Let x be the desired number of le sexy times.

2x
2x+50
100x + 250 + 1670 + 1 if birthday passed = 100x + 2010 (or 2011 if birthday passed)
What happens if you substract the year you were born from 2010 (or 2011 if birthday passed)? Gives you your age. And why is the first digit is x? Well, x is multiplied by 100, thus the number is x00 + age = x(age). Yes, I was bored.
#112 to #110 - jesterif (09/22/2011) [-]
Sorry, I've made a huge mistake.
#453 - dsfqwe (09/22/2011) [-]
after doing all the above steps the final equation is 100a + 2010/2011 - b where a is the number of times u chose and b is ur birthday year

so 2010/2011 - ur birthday year gives u age ( 2 digit ) and 100a gives u ur number at the 3rd place

therefore it will always work .Period .
#366 - eyeballfrog (09/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
(x*2+5)*50+1761-y = 100x + 2011 - y

As mathematical tricks go, this one is fairly transparent.
User avatar #222 - enragedgradstudent (09/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
(2x+5)*50 + 1760 - year of birth = 100x + 2010 - year of birth = 100x + age
(2x+5)*50 + 1761 - year of birth = 100x + 2011 - year of birth = 100x + age

no
****
sherlock
#842 - hazious (09/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
<----- Pretty much describes my mind after doing the math.
<----- Pretty much describes my mind after doing the math.
User avatar #854 to #842 - thanksgivingturkey (09/22/2011) [-]
It's spelled "meth"
#464 - forkliftrampage (09/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#422 - tommynt (09/22/2011) [-]
so how many times a week will i have sex?..
User avatar #310 - Paranoid Sniper (09/22/2011) [-]
620 yep. once for everyday of the week. except sunday. sunday is for football.
#309 - theJENK (09/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #183 - StudmanSnow (09/22/2011) [-]
20+3=23
oh my god..
#135 - norwayfrog (09/22/2011) [-]
**norwayfrog rolled a random image** im not 74 years old...
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