EPIC FUNNYJUNK RYMING. just something i found, lol at the troll face at the end<br /> /showcomment/4052923/#c28<br /> Thumb up if you like <br /& epic funny Junk comments
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EPIC FUNNYJUNK RYMING

EPIC FUNNYJUNK RYMING. just something i found, lol at the troll face at the end<br /> /showcomment/4052923/#c28<br /> Thumb up if you like <br /&

just something i found, lol at the troll face at the end<br />
/showcomment/4052923/#c28<br />
Thumb up if you like <br />
EDIT:WOW im on the front page thanks FJ

So old.
I second that notion.
k,".''";) #33 - Thepedoterminator
notion It
is I fifth that notion
I seventh that notion.
3 #37 -nalapsi
if I E that notion (was tasty)
35 - anonymous
Where is my lotion?
38 - anonymous
What' s the commotion?
39 - Lee Jun Fan
Let' s clothe locomotion!
While brewin' up a potion!
i. k Electric com
Eccentric porn
44 - anonymous
drjeans are torn
N I" How are ninjas born?
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l with a nuke and a song!
Dent Puke inthe Bong
miss funnyjunkin among
7-" you' re doing it wrong
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User avatar #85 - Ashleyyy (03/13/2010) [-]
Anyone else read it kinda in a song?
User avatar #93 to #85 - memorize (03/13/2010) [-]
yeah lol
User avatar #475 to #93 - TheSpy (03/14/2010) [-]
And that was when i heard a gong
User avatar #274 to #93 - Colonel (03/13/2010) [-]
Purple, Orange and sausage.

#318 to #274 - MrGaryGlitter **User deleted account** (03/13/2010) [-]
thats a tasty combination but just don't cross it
User avatar #111 to #85 - Lawliett (03/13/2010) [-]
you sir, have brought it on...
User avatar #122 to #111 - lukelbd (03/13/2010) [-]
like donky kong or a chick in a thong...
User avatar #125 to #122 - fakenamebob (03/13/2010) [-]
long cat is long
User avatar #127 to #125 - Lawliett (03/13/2010) [-]
but superman is strong...
User avatar #138 to #127 - stumpyman (03/13/2010) [-]
and he ****** my mom..
User avatar #126 to #125 - lukelbd (03/13/2010) [-]
and i wish to sing a song
User avatar #130 to #126 - Lawliett (03/13/2010) [-]
hopefully one about tongs?
User avatar #129 to #126 - fakenamebob (03/13/2010) [-]
hey...where's my bong?
User avatar #135 to #129 - lukelbd (03/13/2010) [-]
it makes me want to play ping-pong
User avatar #134 to #129 - Lawliett (03/13/2010) [-]
in the bathroom with the chinaman, mong...
User avatar #136 to #134 - fakenamebob (03/13/2010) [-]
hey i played ping-pong with mong in hong kong!
#145 to #136 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
Chain broken by anon
User avatar #147 to #145 - fakenamebob (03/13/2010) [-]
oh...COME ON!!!!
User avatar #141 to #136 - kirbyy (03/13/2010) [-]
funny junk is definately where i belong!
User avatar #139 to #136 - Lawliett (03/13/2010) [-]
mong, i knew well. he played quite swell...
User avatar #142 to #139 - fakenamebob (03/13/2010) [-]
he hasn't played tho, since he was fired from dell
User avatar #146 to #142 - kirbyy (03/13/2010) [-]
i think i saw him at a motel with miguel.
User avatar #149 to #146 - fakenamebob (03/13/2010) [-]
miguel? yes the name rings a bell
User avatar #148 to #146 - Lawliett (03/13/2010) [-]
those two lovebirds, always meeting, but never tell...
User avatar #155 to #148 - fakenamebob (03/13/2010) [-]
cuz if they did they'd go to hell
User avatar #154 to #148 - IronDragon (03/13/2010) [-]
he looks stupid with hair gel
User avatar #157 to #154 - fakenamebob (03/13/2010) [-]
like the guy from keenan and kel
User avatar #156 to #154 - Lawliett (03/13/2010) [-]
yeah, he can't pull it off like mel....
User avatar #158 to #156 - IronDragon (03/13/2010) [-]
He looks retarded but i don't have the courage to tell
User avatar #160 to #158 - ucallmeDJNotNice (03/13/2010) [-]
then we do the ching chang chong
User avatar #159 to #158 - Lawliett (03/13/2010) [-]
i tried to come on to him, but was turned off by his smell...
User avatar #162 to #159 - ucallmeDJNotNice (03/13/2010) [-]
u call me DJ not nice
User avatar #161 to #159 - IronDragon (03/13/2010) [-]
sorry i wasn't paying attention, too busy ringing this bell
User avatar #163 to #161 - ucallmeDJNotNice (03/13/2010) [-]
but he put on too much gel
User avatar #165 to #163 - IronDragon (03/13/2010) [-]
you rhymed my word with a word i already used. . . annoying as hell
User avatar #170 to #165 - Nerdology (03/13/2010) [-]
I lolled so hard I almost fell
User avatar #169 to #165 - fakenamebob (03/13/2010) [-]
yeah, just like miguel
User avatar #168 to #165 - ucallmeDJNotNice (03/13/2010) [-]
yea well my computer is made by dell
User avatar #179 to #168 - IvySore (03/13/2010) [-]
A dell Oh hell that computers just swell
User avatar #175 to #168 - fakenamebob (03/13/2010) [-]
wow that swell!
User avatar #174 to #168 - IronDragon (03/13/2010) [-]
you bought a computer from Dell! you belong in a jail cell
User avatar #173 to #168 - Nerdology (03/13/2010) [-]
I love the actor Steve Carell
User avatar #171 to #168 - ucallmeDJNotNice (03/13/2010) [-]
now lets eat some spinich
#237 to #168 - UnbeatableNinja **User deleted account** (03/13/2010) [-]
while blowing off quidditch
User avatar #172 to #163 - IvySore (03/13/2010) [-]
We try to hug but i tripped and fell
User avatar #176 to #172 - IronDragon (03/13/2010) [-]
I'll bring you to the pokemon center and make you well
User avatar #177 to #172 - Lawliett (03/13/2010) [-]
hugs are swell, but fapping quells...
User avatar #166 to #163 - ucallmeDJNotNice (03/13/2010) [-]
now as u can tell
its time for CHING CHANG CHONG!
User avatar #167 to #163 - Lawliett (03/13/2010) [-]
much like candy, that really tells...
#201 to #167 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
I dropped some of my candy,aw hell.

-muhahaha>:3
#106 to #85 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
Did anyone notice no sixth notion?
User avatar #109 to #106 - Sinless (03/13/2010) [-]
Yeah lol
#112 to #109 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
I was staring at it for hours before posting anything...I didn't wanna look retarded!!
User avatar #178 to #106 - ucallmeDJNotNice (03/13/2010) [-]
and then play some quidich
User avatar #2 - max bone (03/13/2010) [-]
awwww yeah
User avatar #429 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/14/2010) [-]
HOLY CRAP I'M PART OF THIS PICTURE! This is epic!
User avatar #459 to #429 - THETurdFerguson (03/14/2010) [-]
ME TOO!! and the third one with a thumbs down.... Haters....
User avatar #366 - WednsdayMarie (03/13/2010) [-]
thats ****** hilarious
User avatar #375 to #366 - goomdarr (03/14/2010) [-]
that girl was bicarious
#378 to #375 - anon (03/14/2010) [-]
stealing an idea is nefarious.
User avatar #381 to #378 - MissJayPom (03/14/2010) [-]
your face is the scariest.
User avatar #382 to #381 - goomdarr (03/14/2010) [-]
seems to be the horniest
#389 to #382 - anon (03/14/2010) [-]
C-C-C-COOOMMBOOO BREEAAAAAAKKK- This rhyme is the corniest
User avatar #388 to #387 - goomdarr (03/14/2010) [-]
dont be a wigger wigger.
User avatar #391 to #388 - kilik (03/14/2010) [-]
ill pull the trigger trigger
User avatar #390 to #388 - WednsdayMarie (03/14/2010) [-]
i got bit by a chigger
User avatar #392 to #390 - goomdarr (03/14/2010) [-]
im going to post on twitter
+1
#393 to #392 - RickA **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #394 to #393 - goomdarr (03/14/2010) [-]
just someone trying to be a c-c-c-combo breaker
#397 to #394 - anon (03/14/2010) [-]
oh **** , why do i litter
User avatar #396 to #394 - HelloPandy (03/14/2010) [-]
i just became a sammich maker
User avatar #400 to #396 - Old Man Herbert (03/14/2010) [-]
i hope u a cookie baker
User avatar #406 to #400 - KingBoo (03/14/2010) [-]
no, hes just a Wookie Wanker.
User avatar #403 to #400 - MrSimba (03/14/2010) [-]
Cookie Bakin' in a thong?
User avatar #408 to #403 - yoda (03/14/2010) [-]
chick wearing a thong?
+3
#410 to #408 - finexillxjoin **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#413 to #410 - anon (03/14/2010) [-]
Yo, guys this rhymings gotta stop, before things go wrong
#418 to #387 - anon (03/14/2010) [-]
PENIS
#385 to #366 - anon (03/14/2010) [-]
I LEIK CHOCOLATE MILK
User avatar #52 - TrojanManJohnson (03/13/2010) [-]
F-F-F-F-Falcon...................PAWNCH
+5
#9 - PolemicPunk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #10 to #9 - MrEpicMan ONLINE (03/13/2010) [-]
Agreed.
#13 to #10 - RapeYoFacePwn (03/13/2010) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #14 to #13 - Shepherd (03/13/2010) [-]
Anyone got some weed?
#15 to #14 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
yes siree
#16 to #15 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
this could be
User avatar #17 to #16 - CaptainPedoBear (03/13/2010) [-]
an awesome thread..DONT LET IT BE!
User avatar #19 to #17 - RevolverOcelot (03/13/2010) [-]
should we jump in glee?
User avatar #26 to #19 - EpicFailMaster (03/13/2010) [-]
or sing in key?
#25 to #19 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
And anon makes 4+3
User avatar #23 to #19 - CaptainPedoBear (03/13/2010) [-]
or cast a curse on thee?
User avatar #24 to #23 - RevolverOcelot (03/13/2010) [-]
i think ur a dummy
User avatar #27 to #24 - CaptainPedoBear (03/13/2010) [-]
Nope i suck today cause my bum knee
User avatar #43 to #27 - ExcuseMe (03/13/2010) [-]
I own a pet bunny
User avatar #47 to #43 - CaptainPedoBear (03/13/2010) [-]
thats sorta funny
User avatar #45 to #43 - ExcuseMe (03/13/2010) [-]
This rap is kinda funny
User avatar #46 to #45 - ExcuseMe (03/13/2010) [-]
Continue this rap come on sonny
User avatar #58 to #46 - cmm (03/13/2010) [-]
No you goddamn dummy
User avatar #60 to #58 - ChanChan (03/13/2010) [-]
Rub my tummy
User avatar #66 to #60 - ThePedoTerminator (03/13/2010) [-]
With some honey!
User avatar #72 to #66 - kenada (03/13/2010) [-]
thats not yummy
User avatar #82 to #72 - rockerforlife (03/13/2010) [-]
THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING
#107 to #82 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
and those are numbers they're summing
#502 to #107 - RapeYoFacePwn (03/14/2010) [-]
this is quite bumming
User avatar #265 to #107 - kenada (03/13/2010) [-]
these comments needs some thumbing
User avatar #143 to #107 - ThePedoTerminator (03/13/2010) [-]
I think I'm cumming
User avatar #120 to #107 - DaCrazyOne (03/13/2010) [-]
and I'MA KEEP IT COMIN!
#119 to #107 - Pochamaboy (03/13/2010) [-]
im really not humming
User avatar #517 to #107 - max bone (03/17/2010) [-]
while jamaicans are running
#108 to #82 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
OH NO!
User avatar #374 - TacoMcBangBang (03/14/2010) [-]
Ending was pure win. xD
User avatar #30 - SiameseElephant (03/13/2010) [-]
"MissFunnyJunk in a thong"
You imagine fat men in thongs?
User avatar #12 - Idonteven (03/13/2010) [-]
So glad that the leap of faith I took to keep this going at 4 paid off. xD
User avatar #11 - altech (03/13/2010) [-]
THIS should be the anthem of JF!

Needs a dope background beat though.
User avatar #351 to #11 - Chimeran (03/13/2010) [-]
Unce...Unce unce....Unce....Unce unce...Unce...Unce Unce...Unce...Unce unce
#452 - anon (03/14/2010) [-]
It's funny because the original term is 'I second that motion' not 'I second that notion'
User avatar #454 to #452 - FreeCANCER (03/14/2010) [-]
i dont think you get it
User avatar #411 - schwake (03/14/2010) [-]
lololol
#480 to #411 - anon (03/14/2010) [-]
Don't thank us yet, You got plenty to see,
Another anon here, Who'd ya expect it to be?
You don't know how its done,
Ya need a demonstration, WTF is happening to this nation,
You need to take your lame as rhymes to another location,
I'm out for now, but work on your mental retardation.
User avatar #409 - PedoHunter (03/14/2010) [-]
LMAO
#395 - DracosLoveBunny (03/14/2010) [-]
**DracosLoveBunny rolls 976,729,643**
End = worth it
User avatar #401 to #395 - geekman (03/14/2010) [-]
**geekman rolls 706,662,367** totally!
User avatar #412 - funnyjunkjokester (03/14/2010) [-]
C'mon kids lets have some fun,
Don't drop the rhyme or we'll be done,
Think of something fast and don't you choke,
Have the best rhyme and I'll give you a coke,
Start this up soon and quick,
Rhyme with me, don't be a dick!
#465 to #412 - anon (03/14/2010) [-]
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
#414 to #412 - anon (03/14/2010) [-]
Hey asshole, what's your problem.
You try and start things and you never solve em'.
You're alone in your corner, nobody likes you? **** em'.
You're playing your pokemon and you just caught em'.
The first 100 are now yours but you kind look like Gollum.
So what you gotta say now. Alright guys, just troll him.
User avatar #415 to #414 - iRetaliate (03/14/2010) [-]
Sorry guys, that anon above was me
I've now logged in as you can see
Still droppin rhymes like it were a felony
Still the same audacity
I still think jokester is a funnyjunky
Ie. A basement dwelling monkey
So please let's just sip our tea
And live in harmony
User avatar #421 to #415 - funnyjunkjokester (03/14/2010) [-]
To tell you the truth, I love busting a Rhyme,
But, in all seriousness I really don't have the time,
This is a rarity, certainly for me,
But to be doing this now fills me with glee,
I just wanna keep going on forever and ever,
But I've run out of rhymes cuz I'm just not that clever.
User avatar #424 to #421 - iRetaliate (03/14/2010) [-]
Well, but i'm sorry to say
I think i'm at wits end, keeping insanity at bay
I rhyme and I rhyme day after day
It's really starting to get quite gay
But that's the way
I get my pay
And hopefully survive untill May
User avatar #430 to #424 - funnyjunkjokester (03/14/2010) [-]
I saw your friend request,
and I certainly can't detest,
This thread was fun,
But I'm soon gonna be done,
I'm going to be a friend and accept,
and I'm going to be very content.

And, DoctorOctagonapus really ******* ruined this,
It used to be filled with so much bliss.
User avatar #432 to #430 - iRetaliate (03/14/2010) [-]
Don't worry your pretty little head.
Doctor Octagonapus soon will be dead
The streets filled with blood so red
But on a lighter note, you should go to bed
And keep well fed
And with that said
Keep a clear head
User avatar #439 to #432 - Awesomenessss (03/14/2010) [-]
Oh really, shall I? May I imply?
This rhyme is one I just can't pass by,
So I shall continue, on without measure
Even with our "incident", it's my pleasure
To say we continue
With Dr's day's few
I would like say more
But sumone opening the door
Interupped me, I'm offended
But holy sh** the show has ended
User avatar #433 to #432 - funnyjunkjokester (03/14/2010) [-]
I gave you some thumbs,
because you're not dumb,
you're a pretty good guy,
just a little FYI.
#438 to #433 - anon (03/14/2010) [-]
Just call me ice bear ped-o bear,
i like to get there before the hair,
they always hate and they always glare,
but i'd like to say that i do not share.
#441 to #438 - anon (03/14/2010) [-]
I always have to grab a chair,
because chris says take a seat right over there,
as i walk over i begin crying,
it almost feels like im dying,
i would have to say chris should be put to shame,
and so should you, you just lost the game.
#443 to #441 - anon (03/14/2010) [-]
now that you lost i must continue,
im the best rapper i need a venue,
to spit my flow,
haters dont know,
how i hard go,
but my glory will show
#444 to #443 - anon (03/14/2010) [-]
i never stop, never drop
its gonna be a long one just have a pop,
and stop, collaborate, and listen,
i put the shine on rap with a brand new glisten,
i dont fail, i will prevail, i'll go double platinum cuz i always sell
#445 to #444 - anon (03/14/2010) [-]
i cant go on, i must quit,
iretaliate is mad cuz his rhymes are **** ,
i will burn him up in a clever way,
i must say that his rhymes are gay,
i am anon and i have spoken,
iretaliate's spirit has been broken
User avatar #451 to #445 - iRetaliate (03/14/2010) [-]
For that, i'll give you props
but for your paedophilia, i must call the cops
it's nothing personal
But your CP? You should burn it all
The cops are on their way
you shouldn't stay
Or in jail... they'll make you gay
#455 to #451 - IceBearPedoBear (03/14/2010) [-]
you like to battle, you think your bad,
but i must say, that your lines are sad,
everyone knows, pedobear is rad,
go to jail? go to hell,
#457 to #455 - IceBearPedoBear (03/14/2010) [-]
*continued* i think this rap needs more cowbell,
for heaven's sake,
go **** yourself with a rake,
#461 to #457 - IceBearPedoBear (03/14/2010) [-]
btw i was the anon earl-i-er,
and i must say your getting girl-i-er,
you piece of **** ,
just go ahead and quit
User avatar #470 to #461 - iRetaliate (03/14/2010) [-]
You ain't worth spit
Nah you ain't worth dick
Your rhymes are ****
And cock you lick
You worthless ****
Your mom should have never conceived
But that's what happens when she takes everybody muC
(Btw, backwards is how that last line is perceived)

User avatar #518 to #470 - max bone (03/17/2010) [-]
That really sucked.
You can't do **** .
Go get your ass plucked.
And grow yourself a clit
User avatar #449 to #444 - iRetaliate (03/14/2010) [-]
Nobody wanted you ******* to show
Rap sucks it's a fact, y'know
Why don't you go and get yourself some blow
Oh wait, you're black, not a guido
Oh, I think i'm being a bit too much of an asshole
BWAHAH, jk, black people don't care... Seeing as they ain't got a soul



User avatar #440 to #438 - iRetaliate (03/14/2010) [-]
Wtf? Wow you fail
In comparison, your rhyme's stale
I don't get how yours applies to the situation
You're probably from some stupid ass nation
So get the **** out
And don't you pout
Just because everyone hates ya'
And no girl would ever date ya'
User avatar #436 to #433 - iRetaliate (03/14/2010) [-]
Thank you sir,
I must concur,
And reciprocate,
And allocate
Quite a few
Thumbs for you
User avatar #425 to #421 - DoctorOctagonapus (03/14/2010) [-]
DOCTOR *******************
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG
DOCTOR *******************
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG
O_o
/ /___________________/
____________________
\_\ \
User avatar #453 to #425 - Rat Chieftain **User deleted account** (03/14/2010) [-]
Quack Doctor why dont you **** off
you make me sick now im gunna *Cough*
stop being a troll and change your ways
through this you will get no Praise

why cant you be more like Rat?
to late you have no life and your fat
nothing but a worthless piece of ****
you are a waste of rhymes i must admit


User avatar #458 to #453 - DoctorOctagonapus (03/14/2010) [-]
you eat my **** ; you smell like an armpit ; i did your mom fifrty times ; while i was reading your stupid rhymes
while im firin mah lazor ; you cut yourself with a razor
youre a butt pirate and say arrrg
and im DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAAARG!!1!
User avatar #466 to #458 - Rat Chieftain **User deleted account** (03/14/2010) [-]
=] you sir just got pwned
for my skills were carefully honed
never pick fights you ant win
for rat ends fights he doesn't begin



#484 to #466 - AnimalFails (03/14/2010) [-]
crap i dont even know how to begin, Rat ....... 3 words EPIC WIN
to me you are the god the rhymes (... umm), would you like some pork rinds ?
User avatar #485 to #484 - Rat Chieftain **User deleted account** (03/14/2010) [-]
yes ... yes i would
i wold take them if i could
but my friend cant you see?
you are much to far from me =(

but thank you for your kind offer
your poems also somewhat cleaver
i shall send you a pretend hug
its not real but its just as snug =]
User avatar #462 to #458 - Rat Chieftain **User deleted account** (03/14/2010) [-]
amusing how your Spelling Fails
not even worth beating with flails
what the **** is your deal?
your rhymes are worth no appeal

User avatar #428 to #425 - iRetaliate (03/14/2010) [-]
You ******* troll,
Go sit in a hole
Like a worthless ******* mole
Is pissing us off your goal?
Maybe you're just a dumbass ******* Pole
I think funnyjunk should have an intelligency poll
to keep out these stupid ******* assholes
User avatar #460 to #414 - THETurdFerguson (03/14/2010) [-]
I was totally rappin that....
User avatar #104 - andymojo (03/13/2010) [-]
hmmm... miss funny junk in a thong...



TIS A NOTION I WOULD **** INDEED!
User avatar #319 to #104 - The Impatient (03/13/2010) [-]
What the hell does she look like anyway?
User avatar #520 - max bone (03/17/2010) [-]
this...this is beautiful
User avatar #467 - xToXiCxCuPpYcAkEx (03/14/2010) [-]
I think most of the funniness on funnyjunk is the comments.
User avatar #463 - AnonsAnonymous (03/14/2010) [-]
Please please please whatever you do don't puke in that bong



Please
User avatar #356 - TheTao (03/13/2010) [-]
Wow haha this IS epic! lol
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