Racist Jokes. I actually don't think these about people. I actually used to have black friends until my dad sold them all. Racist Jokes W do black people smell?
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I actually don't think these about people. I actually used to have black friends until my dad sold them all

Racist Jokes
W do black people smell?
the blind can hate them too
W do black people only have nightmares?
cause the last one to have a dream was shot
nat' s the difference between a dead dog in the
and a dead black guy in the road?
ere' s skid marks in front of the dog
go 29
W don' t black people go on cruises?
re not falling for that one again
Wnat do you call a black guy holding a fan?
Old fashion air conditioner
Q: Wnat' s faster than a black guy running down a
stree with your TV?
A: His cousin carrying the VCR
Q: Wnat do you do if there is a black guy bleeding in
your yard?
A: Stop laughing and reload
Q: Do you remember any black people in the Jetsons?
A: Nope. Seems like a good future doesn' t it?
Q: Wnat would we call the Flinstones if they were
black?
A: *******
Q: Wnat do you call a group of black people?
A: An auction
Q: Wnat would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive
Q: Wnat' s the difference between Bigfoot and a hard
working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted
Q: WW is it so easy to train the Iraqi air force?
A: Because you only have to teach them to take off
Q: WW don' t arab men take their wives to soccer
games?
A: Because they jump the fence and eat the grass
Q: Waat do you call a mexican on a riding lawn
mower?
A: Promoted
Q: Waat do mexicans and vending machines have in
common?
A: They both take your money and don' t work
Q: Waat' s the difference between a mexican and an
elevator?
A: One can raise a child
Q: WW are there no blacks in star trek?
A: Because they don' t work in the future either
Q: How do you know an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your homework is done, your computer is updated,
and 3 hours later they' re still backing out of your
driveway
I would have more jokes, but a ****** stole them all
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#6 - irapestuff (09/18/2011) [+] (2 replies)
<--------Where is the funny?I only see facts
#15 - acunit (09/19/2011) [+] (2 replies)
The **** bruh?
#20 - ladyted (09/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
REALLY?
#95 - imcoolashell (09/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
****** SAY WUTT?!?!?!?!?!?!
#49 - Needmorefood (09/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
+16
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#96 - idontlikecake (09/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Q: Why are more black men hit by cars during the winter than the summer?  
  
A: They're easier to spot.
Q: Why are more black men hit by cars during the winter than the summer?

A: They're easier to spot.
#10 - Mastaforga (09/19/2011) [-]
A black guy was in Star Trek...
#122 - germanji (09/19/2011) [-]
tv stealer? where!
#85 - debee (09/19/2011) [-]
#78 - gieskfro (09/19/2011) [-]
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#47 - nicecontentbro (09/19/2011) [+] (3 replies)
No black people in star trek?
#140 - sherrifjohnbrown (09/19/2011) [-]
Q:whats the difference between hitler and michael phelps?  
  
A:michael phelps knows how to finish a race  
  
Q:what do you call a mexican rolling on the beach?  
  
A:a churro  
  
Q:whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of 						****					?  
  
A:bucket  
  
Q:whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?  
  
A:the pizza doesn't scream in the oven
Q:whats the difference between hitler and michael phelps?

A:michael phelps knows how to finish a race

Q:what do you call a mexican rolling on the beach?

A:a churro

Q:whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of **** ?

A:bucket

Q:whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

A:the pizza doesn't scream in the oven
User avatar #74 - enrybo (09/19/2011) [-]
There was a blackout last night in the street,

Don't worry, though... my aim is great.
User avatar #144 - picamix (09/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
erm yes there is a black person in star trek
User avatar #129 - stickdudes (09/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
There is a black guy in star trek...
#56 - grimmguy (09/19/2011) [-]
What's the difference between a tv stealer and snow tires?

Snow tires don't start singing when you put chains on them.
#53 - lelelelele (09/19/2011) [-]
What´s the difference between a black person and a speed bump?

You slow down before you hit the speed bump.
User avatar #9 - wowreally (09/19/2011) [+] (2 replies)
There were black people in Star Trek....
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