Drunk people have the best ideas.. Top 4? thanks FJ. So i was with my friend Bryan the other night in a her, Well he got really drunk, and said he felt like he  rugby player bar
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Drunk people have the best ideas.

So i was with my friend Bryan the other night in a her, Well he got really drunk,
and said he felt like he was genes puke.
So l helped him walk he the toilet, ell the stalls were occupied,
Bryan is a rugby player, as has a big guy.
So he ******* KICKS one of the stall doors open,
And there' s this guy in the stall, minding his awn jizzjizz, taking a **** .
up ALL EVER HIM, then (this is genius) Baconthinks
Oh **** .. .If I were taking a **** , and sameone came in and threw up all over me,
I' d want to **** him up-. So I' d better hit him first." Ed he ******* SMACKS This guy in the face
and runs being that guy. -. Worst night ever.
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#125 - iabide (09/18/2011) [-]
Who poop's in public toilets?
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#36 - texxxan (09/18/2011) [-]
Then that guy catches up with him a mile down the road and slits his throat!
User avatar #3 - Mancub (09/17/2011) [-]
So i was just taking a dump in a bar when i hear this two guys talking. and im just siting minding my own business when this ******* 250 pound beast of a man breaks the goddamn stall door down and throws up all over me. Then to add insult to injury he punches me unconsious. I woke up covered in puke and bleeding.
It was the worst night ever.
#217 to #3 - GoodGood (09/18/2011) [-]
That comment was made when this was reposted a long time ago, not only is this post a repost but it seems the top comment is also a repost.
That comment was made when this was reposted a long time ago, not only is this post a repost but it seems the top comment is also a repost.
User avatar #210 to #3 - themanta (09/18/2011) [-]
So i was just in a bar stall, being a toilet, and this guy's minding his own business, having a **** . suddenly, this huge guy, must have played rugby or somethings, bursts through and vomits all over the guy, got some on my bowl and all. then he SMACKS him so hard he falls off of me. and he's just laying there next, covered in blood and vomit. i didn't even get to finish my meal.

it must have been the worst night ever for him though.
User avatar #237 to #210 - ocatapus (09/18/2011) [-]
So i was just in this bar, being a stall door when someone runs in to take a **** and pushes me open a little violently and didn't even say sorry. So two minutes later this HUGE guy (must have been a rugby player) just staggers in and kicks me right in the face for no reason! Worst night ever.
#249 - Mastaforga (09/18/2011) [-]
A while ago I was at a party... I had eaten too many tacos smothered in hot sauce...
I then had to use a lavatory, for I was amassing a large stool...
After finding only one stall empty, I sat there letting loose great fires of hell through my anus...
It was then that I heard footsteps of someone stumbling around looking for an empty stall...
After seeing they were all taken, the giant brute then kicks my door down...
He proceeds to puke upon my lap and chest while I was in between ***** that were as hot as the sun.
After a few seconds of taking in the scene, he then decides to punch me in my face, which let my bowls loose with every bit of spicy **** I had left...\
He then ran out of the bathroom and I was left there feeling blood not only leek from my nose, but also from my ass...
FML
User avatar #255 to #249 - tobycrisis (09/18/2011) [-]
shame it was at a party or you could've had that guy from the post!
#257 to #255 - Mastaforga (09/18/2011) [-]
Similar situations indeed
#194 - mytrakytra (09/18/2011) [-]
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>Be at a bar with friends
>Needs to take ****
>Goes to the bathroom to do duty
>Guy kicks in stall and pukes all over me
>Slaps me then runs away
>MFW I found this
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#150 - BILLYMAYSSOUL (09/18/2011) [-]
..........and thats when i started to hate america
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#98 - steezmachine (09/18/2011) [-]
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#89 - pixeldestruction (09/18/2011) [-]
A moment of silence for the guy who shat.
User avatar #112 to #89 - zzooooooll (09/18/2011) [-]
anyone else read that in his voice
#2 - MuahahaOfLore (09/17/2011) [-]
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#216 to #127 - icanhascheezbrgr (09/18/2011) [-]
Reverse GIFs FTW !
Reverse GIFs FTW !
#268 to #216 - fadetometallica (09/18/2011) [-]
I have a whole separate folder of these things lol
I have a whole separate folder of these things lol
User avatar #4 to #2 - uman (09/18/2011) [-]
i cant ******* stop laughing at this!
#95 to #2 - anon (09/18/2011) [-]
....  
  
			****		!
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**** !
#209 to #95 - cadiuro (09/18/2011) [-]
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User avatar #142 to #95 - pwok (09/18/2011) [-]
I cant stop watching this GIF !
#187 - darklava (09/18/2011) [-]
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#211 - CopiousConcept (09/18/2011) [-]
A wild Rugby Player appears.  
Guy on Toilet tries to escape, it failed.  
Rugby Player uses Toxic Waste.  
Guy on Toilet is confused.  
Guy on Toilet gets hurt by his own confusion.
A wild Rugby Player appears.
Guy on Toilet tries to escape, it failed.
Rugby Player uses Toxic Waste.
Guy on Toilet is confused.
Guy on Toilet gets hurt by his own confusion.
#221 to #211 - Zanchoff (09/18/2011) [-]
Rugby Player used Mega Punch!
It's super effective!
Rugby Player fled!
What? Rugby Player is evolving!
Congratulations! Your Rugby Player evolved into Scumbag Steve!
#72 - grimmwaters (09/18/2011) [-]
Damn, he'd better just end it all..
Damn, he'd better just end it all..
User avatar #8 - kealvash (09/18/2011) [-]
laughed so hard i coughed blood
User avatar #104 to #8 - CyanideisHappiness (09/18/2011) [-]
You've got AIDS bro.
User avatar #273 to #104 - kealvash (09/19/2011) [-]
it could just be TB you never know
User avatar #29 to #8 - RedPurpleRain (09/18/2011) [-]
You should get that checked out, bro.
#12 to #8 - omganinja (09/18/2011) [-]
see a doctor
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#200 - blup (09/18/2011) [-]
this is so EPIC.....but not for man in the bathroom...poor guy
this is so EPIC.....but not for man in the bathroom...poor guy
#122 - yuukoku (09/18/2011) [-]
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did anyone else think of this when they read "got really drunk"?
#226 - simyaro (09/18/2011) [-]
the rugby player reaction
the rugby player reaction
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