Drunk people have the best ideas.. Top 4? thanks FJ. So i was with my friend Bryan the other night in a her, Well he got really drunk, and said he felt like he
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Drunk people have the best ideas.

Top 4? thanks FJ

So i was with my friend Bryan the other night in a her, Well he got really drunk,
and said he felt like he was genes puke.
So l helped him walk he the toilet, ell the stalls were occupied,
Bryan is a rugby player, as has a big guy.
So he ******* KICKS one of the stall doors open,
And there' s this guy in the stall, minding his awn jizzjizz, taking a **** .
up ALL EVER HIM, then (this is genius) Baconthinks
Oh **** .. .If I were taking a **** , and sameone came in and threw up all over me,
I' d want to **** him up-. So I' d better hit him first." Ed he ******* SMACKS This guy in the face
and runs being that guy. -. Worst night ever.
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User avatar #3 - Mancub (09/17/2011) [+] (3 replies)
So i was just taking a dump in a bar when i hear this two guys talking. and im just siting minding my own business when this ******* 250 pound beast of a man breaks the goddamn stall door down and throws up all over me. Then to add insult to injury he punches me unconsious. I woke up covered in puke and bleeding.
It was the worst night ever.
#125 - iabide (09/18/2011) [-]
Who poop's in public toilets?
#2 - MuahahaOfLore (09/17/2011) [+] (7 replies)
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#150 - BILLYMAYSSOUL (09/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
..........and thats when i started to hate america
User avatar #92 - Division **User deleted account** (09/18/2011) [+] (2 replies)
So the other night I was out drinking in a bar with my friends, when I had to take a wicked **** . So I ran to the bathroom, and there was only one stall left, I ran into it before anyone could take it. Then like two minutes into this dump, this HUGE guy (must have been a rugby player) kicks the ******* stall door open, scared the **** out of me. (Literally) Then out of no where, he pukes all over me, and just as I thought it couldn't get any worse, he punched me in the face, then ran his drunk ass out of the bathroom.

Worst night ever.
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#98 - steezmachine (09/18/2011) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #8 - kealvash (09/18/2011) [+] (5 replies)
laughed so hard i coughed blood
#12 to #8 - omganinja (09/18/2011) [-]
see a doctor
#36 - texxxan (09/18/2011) [-]
Then that guy catches up with him a mile down the road and slits his throat!
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#194 - mytrakytra (09/18/2011) [-]
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>Be at a bar with friends
>Needs to take ****
>Goes to the bathroom to do duty
>Guy kicks in stall and pukes all over me
>Slaps me then runs away
>MFW I found this
#249 - Mastaforga (09/18/2011) [+] (3 replies)
A while ago I was at a party... I had eaten too many tacos smothered in hot sauce...
I then had to use a lavatory, for I was amassing a large stool...
After finding only one stall empty, I sat there letting loose great fires of hell through my anus...
It was then that I heard footsteps of someone stumbling around looking for an empty stall...
After seeing they were all taken, the giant brute then kicks my door down...
He proceeds to puke upon my lap and chest while I was in between ***** that were as hot as the sun.
After a few seconds of taking in the scene, he then decides to punch me in my face, which let my bowls loose with every bit of spicy **** I had left...\
He then ran out of the bathroom and I was left there feeling blood not only leek from my nose, but also from my ass...
FML
#213 - badboywantsu (09/18/2011) [+] (4 replies)
-Worth the read-
So the other night i'm at a bar with my fiance and her friend and I had to go to the bathroom.
I excused myself and when i was in the stall some mad man kicks in the door it scared the **** right out of me. He threw up on me and his friend just watched, as i was about to say i understood he must have been drunk he punched me in the face and they ran.
When i cleaned up as best i could I came out nose bleeding and possibly a black eye i told my fiance what happened and she said she was leaving me because i was too much of a wimp to defend myself.
months later i went back to the bar and see my ex-fiance talking to the asshole who wronged me, i was over come with rage i ran up to him grabbed him by the throat when out of nowhere a mad said nope and i realized it was a stuffed corps with Chuck Testa controlling it.
#81 - asgardian (09/18/2011) [+] (4 replies)
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<--- dude on the toilets reaction
#89 - pixeldestruction (09/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
A moment of silence for the guy who shat.
#122 - yuukoku (09/18/2011) [-]
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did anyone else think of this when they read "got really drunk"?
#228 - stillgotmyswagga (09/18/2011) [+] (11 replies)
**stillgotmyswagga rolls 30**
User avatar #238 to #230 - xGILBERTPWNSx (09/18/2011) [-]
**xGILBERTPWNSx rolls 11**
#182 - therabbitgame (09/18/2011) [+] (2 replies)
<--
User avatar #119 - LungsOfThunder (09/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
so i was with my buddy brian in a gay bar last night
buddy brian in a gay bar last night
in a gay bar
gay bar
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