MITCH HEDBERG. www.facebook.com/FJMOD PART ONE /funny_pictures/2617654/MITCH+HEDBERG/.. If you find yourself lost in the woods, it, build a house. "Well, I was lost but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament." MITCH HEDBERG www facebook com/FJMOD PART ONE /funny_pictures/2617654/MITCH+HEDBERG/ If you find yourself lost in the woods it build a house "Well I was but now live here have severely improved my predicament "
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#15 - happybutler
Reply +18
(09/17/2011) [-]
If you find yourself lost in the woods, **** it, build a house. "Well, I was lost but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament."
#4 - hypnobunny
Reply +7
(09/17/2011) [-]
Love him. "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."
#3 - chuckbob
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(09/17/2011) [-]
My favorite joke: I used to have really long hair, and people thought I was high on stage, because people associate long hair with drug use. I wish long hair was associated with something other than drug use, like an extreme longing for cake. And then strangers would see a long-haired guy, they'd say "that ****** eats cake! He is on bundt cake!" Mothers saying to their daughters, "don't bring the cake-eater over here anymore, he smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?"
#11 to #3 - chetoosman
Reply +1
(09/17/2011) [-]
I had to read it in his voice. A single tear.
#54 - ZenMacros
Reply +6
(09/18/2011) [-]
"This shirt is dry clean only, which means its dirty."
#29 - sandvichiscredit
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(09/17/2011) [-]
I walked by a dry cleaner once at 3 in cake morning cupcakes cake sign said "sorry, closed"
You don't have to apologize, it's 3 in cake morning, it would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open.
#45 to #29 - anon
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(09/17/2011) [-]
am I missing something?? Why is everyone saying cake and cupcakes???
am I missing something?? Why is everyone saying cake and cupcakes???
#50 to #45 - FJalltheway
Reply 0
(09/18/2011) [-]
A­dmin put filters on "t­he" a­nd "a­nd"
#43 - bertamoonlight
Reply +4
(09/17/2011) [-]
My first time getting dedz :]
#21 - Flicker
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(09/17/2011) [-]
#28 to #21 - zzebra
Reply +1
(09/17/2011) [-]
I'd give you more thumbs if I could XD
I'd give you more thumbs if I could XD
#6 - diamondminer
Reply +4
(09/17/2011) [-]
"I want to make a show called Where are they now, but its about people who are really easy to find."


i wish he was still here, he was an upbeat philosophical comedian, we need more of him. **** dane cook, we need Mitch Back.
#7 to #6 - fjmod [OP]
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(09/17/2011) [-]
******* agreed
#8 to #7 - xtrmbragnrytz
Reply +2
(09/17/2011) [-]
Dare i say it, WE NEED CHUCK TESTA TO MERGE WITH SCIENCE AND REANIMATE HIM
#17 to #8 - gtastuntdude
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(09/17/2011) [-]
We gonna hear a joke about him saying "I used to be dead, I still am, Chuck Testa." That something you want in our future?
#10 to #6 - chetoosman
Reply +3
(09/17/2011) [-]
So much love for Mitch in this site, I knew I came to FunnyJunk for a reason.
#5 - yousexything
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(09/17/2011) [-]
" I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going and hook up with em' later"
#14 - theukrainetrain
Reply +3
(09/17/2011) [-]
I used to do drugs....

I still do, but i used to, too. hehe