Karma, Bitch.. Hey guys just wanted to share something that really changed my life with all of you. It's my first post, so it's probably not the great, but it's
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Karma, Bitch.

Hey guys just wanted to share something that really changed my life with all of you. It's my first post, so it's probably not the great, but it's something i wanted to share with someone
EDIT: Wow guys, front page? Thanks to all of you for being kind for my story, didn't expect to get thumbed much anyways. Thanks for all the support ^_^

Alright so this is going to he a . _ _
deep story: but has an awesome ending. Theats events crippled Bly Asocial
So i was molested by this neighbor guy‘ life through meet o?" "3 adhoom years,
from agen . so I did Feel like i was forever alone.
So T was recently at a bar with When T notice that there is the
some friends {just came out; of my neighbor guy who molested me is
socially awkward shell during also at the bar.
T could see that he was a drunk,
a drug addict: a waste of Someone called the cops, and when
space. So i enrage him to pick ehe he questions
a fight with me. T easily whoop everywher ehe they Ilol, agree that
his drunken ass. Me and my friends the erghh Pleae of ehat sterter
laugh 55 he lies unconscious. the fight. The cop talks to me and
T say it was . he
begins to haul the jackdaws who
tormented my life away, when some
heroin falls out; of his pocket.
The cop arrests him and charges
him with drug possesion and
assault, which is a minimum of 15
years in prison.
TL; DR: Karma is a boss.
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#15 - Mytine (09/16/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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#56 - imsojelly (09/16/2011) [+] (9 replies)
So you think you had a hard childhood? Well, **** you. It's nothing compared to mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house when i was like 10 years old, and i never even knew, or SAW, my dad. I had this annoying faggot neighboor kid who was always beating the **** outta me and telling me i was worth a **** . It's not even a choice, the whole town had like 9 people living in it. And, i **** you not, my whole adolescence was just moving from town to town to try to get along with people who did not even want me. My only friend was this Asian guy who was in his thirties or something, who only kept me around so i could help him get laid, or so he thought. The only perk was that i could hang around with this ginger chick. Sure, she was flat as hell, but damn, she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something, as she took pleasure in hitting me and loved to get wet. But dear god, the total bane of my existence was this adult couple that i just COULD NOT seem to avoid. You know those types that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outifts and finish eachother's sentences? Yeah they were ******* creepers, and they had a cat. A cat twice as annoying as them. That sonnuva bitch would not shut the **** up.

Like i said, i kept moving from place to place getting in fights with kids my age, and adults time to time.

The only thing that kept me going was my dream. My dream to become a pokemon master.
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User avatar #102 - theslytherpuffgirl (09/16/2011) [+] (21 replies)
I don't normally talk about this, but here I go.
When I was about 3 or 4, my dad died. My mom remarried a year later and my step dad was an asshole. He made me do all this **** and my mom didn't care. This is your typically child molestation story, yes, but there's more. So my step dad comes in my room one day and "apologizes" for all the **** he's done. Then he tells me how beautiful I am. I get freaked out and start to scream. He puts his hand over my mouth and then, of course, molests me. I tell my mom about it and she calls the cops. She divorces him and **** and I'm traumatized. So, years later, he gets out of jail. Now he's threatening to kill me and **** .
So, now I'm getting death threats and **** . Thanks for reading.
#8 - anonymous (09/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
How did it feel being molested? Anything like sex?
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#276 - anonymouzx (09/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#260 - MadameSukii (09/16/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**MadameSukii rolled a random image** :'D This brought a tear to my eye, sir. Good for you.!
#283 - calebsct (09/16/2011) [-]
I love happy endings
#254 - beeradthelaw (09/16/2011) [-]
#118 - repsac (09/16/2011) [-]
If it's a true story
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#59 to #55 - deneca (09/16/2011) [-]
That moment when you're in the bar and realize that the guy that molested you was a rhino.

But he was actually Chuck Testa.
#274 - fairlyscarysarie (09/16/2011) [-]
Can someone get this man a medal?
User avatar #157 - leagueoflegends (09/16/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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#22 - pokemonluva (09/16/2011) [-]
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#64 - broorb (09/16/2011) [-]
You know, a lot of paedophiles were molested themselves, as kids.

I'm not trying to defend his actions, but think of it this way: maybe, as a kid, he was exactly like you. But he never came out of his socially-awkward phase, and instead took up drug abuse and alcohol in order to fill the gaps.

Maybe, when that didn't work, he tried to take revenge on the world in the only way he knew how - in exactly the same way as his childhood was ruined, he tried to **** you up too.

But it didn't work, because you seem alright, if you've come out of your shell.

He might not have been so lucky.

There are all sorts of variables that make a person the way they are. Some people are just **** people, but with some **** people there's a very, very good reason, one that might be closer to home than you think.
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