Dr. House. Thought I should just introduce myself.... Hello Funnyjunk. My screen name here I' been visiting Funnyfunk: new should be no surprise ta for many yea dr house FUNNYJUNK Stick Figure
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Dr. House. Thought I should just introduce myself.... Hello Funnyjunk. My screen name here I' been visiting Funnyfunk: new should be no surprise ta for many yea

Thought I should just introduce myself...

Hello Funnyjunk.
My screen name here I' been visiting Funnyfunk: new
should be no surprise ta for many years. Probably since
you, it' s Greghouse. Some of you were still peeing
your pants.
My point being,
Funnijunk use to be all
funny and original
material. These days,
it' s the same things ever
and ever again.
Some of you probably
still do. Helps you sleep
at night Some hew...
There are Some original
content characters out
there. I give credit
where it' s due.
But there are some here
that constantly get mad
er thumb me down when
I give "constructive
criticism".
So, here' s ' m I got the idea from
going to do. I' ll post members like
these little comic strips Missfunnyjunk, Mondo
when things start to get and a few others. Their
out of hand. comics always brighten
my day.
I' m not nice. I' m not So that is all for new. I
bashful. I will more than just thought I should
likely hurt your introduce myself to my
adolescent feelings. But colleagues here en
don' t let that stop you. Funnyjunk.
It' s for your ewn good.
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User avatar #51 - JamieHyneman (03/13/2010) [-]
you know....after all this I only wonder one thing.....why does he only have one leg 0.o
User avatar #259 to #51 - Chimeran (03/13/2010) [-]
That's his torso in the comic, his legs are off screen, and he has one long cane.
User avatar #73 to #51 - IEpicWinGuyI (03/13/2010) [-]
MYTH BUSTED.
#245 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
You're right, funnyjunk isn't funny. Mainly because of these ******* STUPID ASS UNFUNNY COMICS getting thumbed up. These aren't funny, these aren't clever, and I hope you're not actually trying to make us think you're house. Please, stop with these completely worthless and unfunny comics.
#247 to #245 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
Anons have no rights. :x
User avatar #248 to #247 - Chocobo (03/13/2010) [-]
Forgot to log in. :/
User avatar #253 to #248 - chaserjj (03/13/2010) [-]
FOOL!!!
User avatar #199 - AnotherRBDrummer (03/13/2010) [-]
This guys gonna be on moelicious like a fat kid on a smartie
User avatar #201 to #199 - Coracaldo (03/13/2010) [-]
Nice Simile
User avatar #225 - Shinai (03/13/2010) [-]
I read this in his voice.
User avatar #257 to #225 - emomusicrocks (03/13/2010) [-]
can i put your avatar in slo-mo?
User avatar #285 to #257 - Shinai (03/14/2010) [-]
I don't know, can you?
#42 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (03/13/2010) [-]
i was like "ha i agree with this guy" until i saw that you love miss funnyjunk
seriously she's not funny. she will probably be one of the things getting funnyjunk out of hand.
im saying she's an attention whore. how could you not see that?
User avatar #46 to #42 - sarcasm (03/13/2010) [-]
i agree completely. its rather annoying also how if someone has anything to say about it or call her out on it everyone thumbs them down as if they're in a fit of rage. mondo i can agree because he isn't selling his dignity.
User avatar #138 to #46 - Baer (03/13/2010) [-]
but you are sarcastic...

damn your name confuses me
User avatar #44 to #42 - Alimosaka (03/13/2010) [-]
You can't see attention whores because most of the time the stench of their blue waffle makes you go blind
User avatar #184 - Lilyo (03/13/2010) [-]
Funnyjunk is filled with cocksucking 10 year old ***** who will thumb you down or complain about anything that they might think contradicts their own opinions.

Yeah, I'ma get thumbed down by those ******** now
User avatar #185 to #184 - OMGmyspleen (03/13/2010) [-]
you're welcome.
User avatar #67 - godshandshake (03/13/2010) [-]
anyone else notice that he only has one leg?
User avatar #69 to #67 - Boonytoons (03/13/2010) [-]
yeah, he should probably see someone about that...
User avatar #83 to #67 - MidnightCrow (03/13/2010) [-]
It's not a leg.
+3
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#204 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
comic strip rantings are totally original
User avatar #195 - TheAssassin (03/13/2010) [-]
I love how everybody is trying to be semi rev nowadays.
#118 - WillyStroker (03/13/2010) [-]
**WillyStroker rolls 893,709,687** where are ur legs?
User avatar #119 to #118 - OldSnake (03/13/2010) [-]
Think about this: he has no legs, so he's balancing on...
User avatar #120 to #119 - cmm (03/13/2010) [-]
.............a stick?
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#127 to #120 - DSend **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+5
#75 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #80 - instalation ONLINE (03/13/2010) [-]
if your getting ideas from missfunnyjunk (who is only 2 days old on this site) then things are already getting out of hand
#71 - CroMan **User deleted account** (03/13/2010) [-]
house holds his cane in his right hand. and i am pretty sure he has both legs...
User avatar #139 to #71 - Baer (03/13/2010) [-]
that's not a leg
User avatar #282 to #139 - Chimeran (03/13/2010) [-]
THAT'S A SPACE STATION!
#174 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
Since when does House have only one leg?
User avatar #176 to #174 - gwonam (03/13/2010) [-]
Only one.... wow ur right. He only got one leg! I guess that's why he needs that cane
#183 to #174 - app (03/13/2010) [-]
he also haves gordon freemans crowbar! and he haves white beard instead of brown! and he is bald!and if you take off the hands he looks like lollipop!
User avatar #237 - AikenVille (03/13/2010) [-]
I agree, things used to be funny. Now FJ is 20% sandwich jokes and 80% reposts.
#240 to #237 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
Shut the fuk up and make me a sandwitch!
User avatar #241 to #240 - AikenVille (03/13/2010) [-]
Oh watch me crack up in an agony so deep that comes from my stomach squeezing in laughter at your absolutely and genius joke!

FJ used to be funny. :l
User avatar #246 to #241 - cyaniide (03/13/2010) [-]
just shut the **** up all of you. that's why its not funny. because 90% of the time people complain that it's not funny.
User avatar #250 to #246 - Yaen (03/13/2010) [-]
No. It's just not funny in the first place.
User avatar #258 to #250 - AikenVille (03/13/2010) [-]
Agreed.
User avatar #260 to #258 - Yaen (03/13/2010) [-]
Some people say that it's women who ruin the joke by complaining, but it never was a joke in the first place. It's an overused meme used as an insult.
Other people say that the joke isn't funny, but they laugh when "people go ******* over it". Oh really? Then it's a form of trolling for a response.
Women have some rights in todays society, but I think we deserve the right to be free from sexist insults disguised as jokes.
#262 to #260 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
You do have the right to go make me a sammich
User avatar #263 to #262 - Yaen (03/13/2010) [-]
Anons have no rights. Why don't you go masturbate or something?
#265 to #263 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
1. I already am masturbating
2. If you don't think Funnyjunk is funny then why the **** are you on it
User avatar #268 to #265 - Yaen (03/13/2010) [-]
The other chick was talking about the unfunnyness. I'm talking about sexist jokes, remember? =.= You are really stupid.
#270 to #268 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
I think if you would look up 7 comments you will see your comment saying "No. It's just not funny in the first place. "
Which i believe means that you don't think its funny... You are really smart aren't you?
User avatar #273 to #270 - Yaen (03/13/2010) [-]
I said that sexist jokes aren't funny. Not Funnyjunk in general. You think you're so smart, huh? "It" doesn't automatically mean "Funnyjunk".
#275 to #273 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
Actually you commented on a person who was talking about funnyjunk not sexist jokes. So that means you were talking about funnyjunk. If you meant sexist jokes you should have said sexist jokes ... and yes i am smarter than you.
User avatar #276 to #275 - Yaen (03/13/2010) [-]
"Shut the fuk up and make me a sandwitch!"

"Oh watch me crack up in an agony so deep that comes from my stomach squeezing in laughter at your absolutely and genius joke!"

"just shut the **** up all of you. that's why its not funny. because 90% of the time people complain that it's not funny."

"No. It's just not funny in the first place."

Still think they were talking about Funnyjunk? And dude? I highly doubt that you are smarter than me.
#277 to #276 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
Actually you left out an important part "FJ used to be funny. :l "
that is what cyaniide commented on . So yes they were talking about funnyjunk. And i highly doubt that you are smart at all
User avatar #278 to #277 - Yaen (03/13/2010) [-]
What makes you think the cyaniide was referring to that? It is implied that they were talking about the "joke".
And how exactly are you a judge my intelligence?
I am making an assumption based on the fact that I am smarter than about 80% of people. When you take into account that the majority of Funnyjunkers are morons, there is an extremely low chance of meeting somebody more intelligent than me.
What are you gonna do, take an IQ? Pfft.
#280 to #278 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
Lol i guess im lucky because im about 100% sure im smarter than you
User avatar #281 to #280 - Yaen (03/13/2010) [-]
That's what makes me think that you are not intelligent. It is a mistake to damn or praise blindly, which is exactly what you are doing.
I won't be replying after this. You're not very interesting to talk to.
User avatar #283 to #281 - Chimeran (03/13/2010) [-]
Can't we all just lol at a picture, and move on? These rants and debates are making be depressed..
#242 to #237 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
im a chick and i find the sammich and sexist jokes the funniest
#53 - BigBoobsMcGoo **User deleted account** (03/13/2010) [-]
Stop raping my favorite TV character. Where's the wit? Where's the snarky indifference? If you don't know how to write for an existing character, why not come up with your own and be *gasp* original?

User avatar #77 - KingJulian (03/13/2010) [-]
Should've drawn another panel where he swallows pills.
#8 - anon (03/12/2010) [-]
why do he only have one leg
User avatar #9 to #8 - Zingerzingsing (03/12/2010) [-]
That's not a leg. Why do you think that whore on his first team wanted in his pants so bad?
User avatar #10 to #9 - stumphyjr (03/12/2010) [-]
HEY! SHE WAS A NICE LADY!!
#21 to #10 - Zordon **User deleted account** (03/12/2010) [-]
**Why does he only have one leg**
+3
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User avatar #186 to #178 - flunkorg (03/13/2010) [-]
HELL YEAH!
#182 to #178 - app (03/13/2010) [-]
hes.. hes. hes your son!!!
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