Deaf Sex. . Deaf Sex... Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they tand that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the
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Deaf Sex

Deaf Sex...
Two deaf people get married and during the first week of
marriage they tand that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom
with the lights out since they cant see each other signing, or read
lips.
After several nights of fumbling around and many
misunderstandings, the wife figures out a s
She writes:
mutton.
Honey, why don' t we agree on some simple signals? For
instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and
squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don' t want to have sex, reach over an
it squeeze my right breast two timess
The husband thinks this is a great idea, He writes back
to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on
his penis one time.
If she doesn' t want to have sex, pull on
hundred and fifty times.
his penis two
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Submitted: 09/14/2011
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#149 - nooneinparticular **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#19 - kapurass (09/15/2011) [-]
anyone still thinking about lesbian vampires?
anyone still thinking about lesbian vampires?
User avatar #21 to #19 - hotspace (09/15/2011) [-]
That thing was right, it seems so hot at first but then....
User avatar #20 to #19 - muffcabbage (09/15/2011) [-]
I AM lol
#50 to #20 - Rascal (09/15/2011) [-]
what anime show is this part of
User avatar #58 to #50 - myrah (09/15/2011) [-]
soul eater if i remember correctly
#176 - martiini (09/15/2011) [-]
Actually one is enough.
#168 - feredon (09/15/2011) [-]
This is me rolling a random picture by selecting it blindly in my folders. But It won't get nearly as much thumbs down as actually rolling

(Also trollface kinda adds to this)
User avatar #120 - javis (09/15/2011) [-]
my brother and his (now ex) girlfriend are deaf and I accidentally walked in on them, luckily they didn't see me and I ran away.
#71 - gocacola (09/15/2011) [-]
**gocacola rolled a random image**
User avatar #57 - WarPigs (09/15/2011) [-]
Where have I seen this 500 times before?
#164 - yarolord (09/15/2011) [-]
I'm having a good time thumbing down all the picroll faggots. How 'bout you?
I'm having a good time thumbing down all the picroll faggots. How 'bout you?
#172 to #164 - Rascal (09/15/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image**
#166 to #164 - jthwdragon (09/15/2011) [-]
so am i, but i leave the user rolls because they dont consume half of the page
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#165 to #164 - miggo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#173 to #164 - jackthestripper (09/15/2011) [-]
and you have my.... oh s**t
and you have my.... oh s**t
User avatar #200 to #173 - pitos (09/15/2011) [-]
Is that Hugh Laurie?
#167 to #164 - putyournaninacan (09/15/2011) [-]
You have my sword.
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#170 to #167 - getho **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#171 to #170 - auesis (09/15/2011) [-]
And my Blue Eyes White Dragon!
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#1 - satanclaus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#5 to #1 - Rascal (09/15/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** here, have sex with this instead
#10 to #5 - ubesawft (09/15/2011) [-]
**ubesawft rolls 31**
attempting to kill with fire
#11 to #10 - ubesawft (09/15/2011) [-]
the attack was ineffective!  
ABORT!!!!
the attack was ineffective!
ABORT!!!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - harryballzack (09/15/2011) [-]
kill it with fire....
lots and lots of fire
#122 to #1 - aradair (09/15/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
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#124 to #122 - satanclaus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#2 to #1 - satanclaus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#121 - mrmysterio (09/15/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#117 - xtard (09/15/2011) [-]
Every time I see it, the number of pulls he wants her to do increases...hooray for sexual stamina!
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#108 - natedrake **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#97 - ayerf (09/15/2011) [-]
**ayerf rolled a random image** my response when i heard this joke 3 years ago
#33 - thearmydude (09/15/2011) [-]
**thearmydude rolled a random image** My wife
#34 to #33 - thearmydude (09/15/2011) [-]
oh god! what have i done!
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#39 to #34 - azayzel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #44 to #39 - thearmydude (09/15/2011) [-]
it's one of those "ever been so drunk..." moments
#77 - mybodyasashield (09/15/2011) [-]
**mybodyasashield rolled a random image**
#75 - sleipher (09/15/2011) [-]
**sleipher rolled a random image**
#163 - xxcrazystevexx (09/15/2011) [-]
my parents are deaf and now you've just made me think of them having sex :(
#136 to #129 - Rascal (09/15/2011) [-]
IF anyone doesent get it, its a picture.. derp.
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