robbed. please thumb up funny. my moo. DVD Player, stereo, watch. all my cards. all my checks, credit card, my friends xbox 360, my moms digital camera, and my
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robbed. please thumb up funny. my moo. DVD Player, stereo, watch. all my cards. all my checks, credit card, my friends xbox 360, my moms digital camera, and my

please thumb up funny

my moo. DVD Player, stereo, watch. all my cards. all my
checks, credit card, my friends xbox 360, my moms digital
camera, and my beard trimmer. They left the guitars and
signed footballs.
What I can tell from this is they are musically hopeless, not
sports fans, and have beards. turning that evidence over to
the poikoo.
6 hours ago
I .. They took my roommates TV and my laptop,
am ...you got robbed by ?
hours ago . Delete
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User avatar #45 - Fear The Pie Man (03/12/2010) [-]
While breaking into a house, the burglar hears out of the dark,"Jesus is watching you!" "Who said that?", the bad guy asked. "I'm Moses, and Jesus is watching you", was the answer. He knows the people are gone, so he turns on his flashlight, only to see a parrot on a stand, looking back at him!
"WTF? What kind of nutjob would name a parrot Moses?!"
The bird cocks his head and says "The same ones who named the
rottweiler Jesus"
Grrrrrrrr..........
User avatar #49 to #45 - krispybananaz (03/12/2010) [-]
i heard it with a pitbull and god is watching u and the parrot was bartholemule
User avatar #55 to #45 - hokage (03/13/2010) [-]
funniest joke i've heard all day. thank you sir, you have just made my night.
User avatar #52 - TwoHalves (03/13/2010) [-]
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User avatar #56 to #52 - RedchronicX (03/13/2010) [-]
I like how you did that, looks cool.
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#74 to #56 - IamKingNothing has deleted their comment [-]
#80 to #74 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
it says PWND if you squint your eyes.
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User avatar #72 - IEpicWinGuyI (03/13/2010) [-]
Al Gore would love Nickelback because they recycle so much.
User avatar #73 to #72 - MrEpicMan (03/13/2010) [-]
WIN son
User avatar #63 - TinkerbellsMother (03/13/2010) [-]
OMG MASSIVE WIN
User avatar #24 - TheAssassin (03/12/2010) [-]
who wouldnt steal a guitar??
#29 - pictureking (03/12/2010) [-]
owned!!!!!
User avatar #23 - AdminsBrother (03/12/2010) [-]
they steal a piece of **** zune and a beard trimmer and not signed footballs and guitars? my god.
User avatar #44 to #23 - Fear The Pie Man (03/12/2010) [-]
Well, think about it. The kind of people who would break in and steal your stuff are not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed, now are they?
If all you can do to make a living ripping **** off, you wouldn't know a classic Fender from a Wally Mart knock off!
Stupid thieves, hope you step on a Doberman!
User avatar #6 - ThatRandomPerson (03/12/2010) [-]
I was going to thumb you down for being a thumbs whore but since you are a fan of Bioshock then I guess I have to thumb it up
User avatar #12 - godsevensevenseven (03/12/2010) [-]
Why would you take a beard trimmer... and not a guitar???
User avatar #15 to #12 - Runonsentence (03/12/2010) [-]
You can't shave your beard with a guitar.
User avatar #16 to #15 - finalfreak (03/12/2010) [-]
I shave my face with a cheese grater.
#17 to #16 - anon (03/12/2010) [-]
i shave with A CHAIN SAW!!!!
User avatar #18 to #17 - finalfreak (03/12/2010) [-]
I prefer to use the chainsaw for shaving my balls.
User avatar #20 to #18 - Daeiros ONLINE (03/12/2010) [-]
didnt you read the warning label, it clearly states that you should not try to stop the chain with your genitals
User avatar #21 to #20 - finalfreak (03/12/2010) [-]
I don't want it to stop. Then I'll only have half shaven balls and people will think me strange.
User avatar #19 to #18 - BassNinja (03/12/2010) [-]
have fun wiht that XD
#2 - anon (03/12/2010) [-]
what's most sad is that he had a zune....
#8 to #2 - anon (03/12/2010) [-]
zune >>>>>> ipod...ipods are overrated *******
User avatar #13 to #8 - piclemaniscool (03/12/2010) [-]
whats even worse is that someone actually goes to the lengths to STEAL a zune

and ipods are better because nobody gives a **** about zune enough to make all the insane add-ons like a doll house-toilet-alarm clock-car battery made specifically for ipod
User avatar #3 to #2 - AnalBlast (03/12/2010) [-]
its not that sad because of how ******* terrible itunes is...my own mom pirates all her music cause shes so pissed at apple
User avatar #53 to #3 - Gledar (03/13/2010) [-]
apparently, if you havnt noticed, only 80 year olds and preschoolers actually buy music now. EVERYONE PIRATES, ZUNE OR IPOD
User avatar #9 - unstoppablegiggle (03/12/2010) [-]
How in all hell did Nickelback manage to pull themselves away from their gratuitous buttsecks long enough to rob him?
#70 to #9 - codename psycho (03/13/2010) [-]
just so you know, i only thumbed you up cuz u got Rocco as an avatar.
User avatar #93 to #70 - unstoppablegiggle (03/13/2010) [-]
I wouldn't have it any other way
#85 - UnbeatableNinja **User deleted account** (03/13/2010) [-]
hahahah that is soooo ******* funny!!! if i could 15 thumbs up
User avatar #83 - IronLionZion (03/13/2010) [-]
thats funny as hell.
#48 - eemaan (03/12/2010) [-]
you have a zune ?
#7 - uberslayer (03/12/2010) [-]
HEs got a zune??? who the **** got robbed, BIll Gates????
#64 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (03/13/2010) [-]
NICKELBACK ARE AWESOME!!
Why is everybody hating on them now?
wtf did they do?
Poor guys got booed off stage... :'(
#67 to #64 - predetrman (03/13/2010) [-]
every song sounds very similar to the next, making it boring as ****
User avatar #71 to #67 - IEpicWinGuyI (03/13/2010) [-]
SOUND? They ARE similar to the next.
User avatar #76 to #71 - AMVPlaya (03/13/2010) [-]
It's because they ARE the same songs with different lyrics.
User avatar #88 - redfang (03/13/2010) [-]
REPOST
#89 - FJFan (03/13/2010) [-]
**FJFan rolls 965**nickleback strikes again!
#90 to #89 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
noooooo i love nickelback
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#81 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (03/13/2010) [-]
They have turned to crimes of irony for they were also robbed, robbed of talent.
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