how can she help. lawl. THE (‘HA TWINE ire, wmm my PENIS... NEED TO FIND A ,. thats almost as bad as" hey, wanna have sex with me?" "you? pfft, not a chance" "alright then, rape it is!" freaking Hell dont Fall for this
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User avatar #6 - pwnarOnii (03/12/2010) [-]
thats almost as bad as" hey, wanna have sex with me?" "you? pfft, not a chance" "alright then, rape it is!"
User avatar #61 - xxDestinyxx (03/12/2010) [-]
Please fall for this.
#64 to #61 - bloodwolf (03/12/2010) [-]
yes pleaze do...my penis is wanted by 12 countries..its a lethal weapon....
+3
#65 to #64 - BitchImACUBONE **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#68 to #65 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
win
#90 to #65 - bloodwolf (03/18/2010) [-]
ow......i salute my enemy with dignity; congrats on your quick wittiness!!
User avatar #71 - Cryptsy (03/13/2010) [-]
Hope you don't mind tight spaces
User avatar #16 - Charmeleon (03/12/2010) [-]
wish you wouldve told me earlier...
User avatar #22 to #16 - KabutopsX (03/12/2010) [-]
charmeleon your mother told me you were grounded now ima come into your room and open a can of whopass
User avatar #70 - RussellCrowe (03/13/2010) [-]
do fall for this...
User avatar #48 - OfficerJenny (03/12/2010) [-]
Repost. Not cool dude. If I actually had any authoritative power, you would be under arrest. :)
User avatar #88 to #48 - killahbean (03/13/2010) [-]
everything on funnyjunk is a repost... sure i did not made this.. im not a artist
User avatar #50 to #48 - Lawliett (03/12/2010) [-]
officer jenny, you are intrinsic evidence that their is a poke-matrix...
User avatar #51 to #50 - OfficerJenny (03/12/2010) [-]
0_o
User avatar #52 to #51 - Lawliett (03/12/2010) [-]
let me explain, you are the default program inserted into the matrix to make sure ash does not get into any "real" trouble, you work behind the scenes, so we don't see much of you in the show. and as with nurse joy, you serve to prevent ash from ever waking up, achieving "self-substantion", so to speak...
User avatar #54 to #52 - OfficerJenny (03/12/2010) [-]
Haha. Ok. Way to be smart. Ash never listens. and Brock is girl-crazy. *shakes head in disapproval*
#1 - anon (03/12/2010) [-]
lololololol giggity
User avatar #86 - ZombieSmile (03/13/2010) [-]
If only they did.
User avatar #78 - InsaneSociopath (03/13/2010) [-]
The CIA is trying to Steal my penis !!!
" How can I help?"
You could do a BARREL ROLL!
User avatar #73 - nonamem (03/13/2010) [-]
**nonamem rolls 783** If this is higher than 500 then we all gang rape pedobear >:D
User avatar #74 to #73 - RedchronicX (03/13/2010) [-]
Oh boy...
User avatar #75 to #74 - nonamem (03/13/2010) [-]
**nonamem rolls 8,739** If this is higher than 2,500 then we eliminate pedobear from FJ
#79 to #75 - lolhead (03/13/2010) [-]
NO! what have you done! know who's going to rape the anons and the animal family!!
User avatar #80 to #79 - nonamem (03/13/2010) [-]
...You
#81 to #80 - lolhead (03/13/2010) [-]
but im not a pedo... and im not a bear either
User avatar #82 to #81 - nonamem (03/13/2010) [-]
Yet...
#83 to #82 - lolhead (03/13/2010) [-]
/ \
0_0
User avatar #84 to #83 - DjDragon (03/13/2010) [-]
**DjDragon rolls 57** If this is over 1 nothing will happen.
?!? What is this? Nothing happened!
+1
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User avatar #55 - JKAMonday (03/12/2010) [-]
Do not try this, you dont get laid, you just get slapped in the faced and called a pig
User avatar #47 - TheAssassin (03/12/2010) [-]
ma'am, quickly, bend over and look for a hiding place for my penis!
#46 - SomeoneNamedChris **User deleted account** (03/12/2010) [-]
*whew* i thought i was going to get rick-rolled again.....
User avatar #53 to #46 - BowChickaBowWow (03/12/2010) [-]
Never Gonna Give You Up!
#89 to #53 - SomeoneNamedChris **User deleted account** (03/13/2010) [-]
FFUUUUU!!!
User avatar #72 to #53 - JamieHyneman (03/13/2010) [-]
you bastard -_-
#37 - anon (03/12/2010) [-]
REPOST ALERT!!!
User avatar #8 - TheAdolfHitler (03/12/2010) [-]
One guy tried this on Eva once.
He was of course, gassed.
#2 - anon (03/12/2010) [-]
re-post
User avatar #7 - bigbaddrag (03/12/2010) [-]
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User avatar #87 - felixthemaster (03/13/2010) [-]
"i need to hide it inside you"
"then take it out to check if they are following me"
"then hide it again"
"then take it out"
"then hide it"
"then take it out"
"and so on till you can feel something pour inside you"
"thats just a feature that lets me know when they have stopped following me"
User avatar #85 - TinkerbellsMother (03/13/2010) [-]
OMG unless ur good in bed dont let me fall for that hahahahah
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