tell me more. . I would date you so hard, then mar the s it out of yololo. HEN RAISE THE OUT OF OUR KIDS! AND GIVE YOU ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER NEED. AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT MORTGAGE. AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGG
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User avatar #79 - screwtherhino (09/13/2011) [-]
That's how Mormons talk dirty to each other
User avatar #239 to #79 - fadetometallica (09/13/2011) [-]
Haha I'm Mormon and I'm gonna say that to my girlfriend.
User avatar #5 - stwabewwies (09/12/2011) [-]
HEN RAISE THE **** OUT OF OUR KIDS!

AND GIVE YOU ALL THE ************* LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER ******* NEED.

AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT ******* MORTGAGE.

AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT ******* LADDER AND CLEAN THAT **** UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE **** OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

User avatar #6 to #5 - stwabewwies (09/12/2011) [-]
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN ******* HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH ******* SPEED.

BUY A ******* MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL ******* BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE **** OUT OF IT.

THEN WE CAN GO SOME ******* PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE **** OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE **** OF HER IN THE CAR.

AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE ******* MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT **** INSIDE THE HOUSE.

AND THEN COOK THE **** OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT **** FOR ******* DAYS.

I WILL EAT THE **** OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

THEN WASH THE **** OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET ******* PRUNEY.

WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS ******* GRADUATE AND MOTHER ******* TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE ******* ARE.

WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE ******* RAISINS.

#8 to #6 - metalguitarest (09/12/2011) [-]
Sir I do not believe I have ever laughed harder until I read this
Sir I do not believe I have ever laughed harder until I read this
#16 to #8 - John Cena (09/12/2011) [-]
serj tankian is a ******* god
User avatar #177 to #8 - stwabewwies (09/13/2011) [-]
I'm a m'am ;D
#155 - jrockerr (09/13/2011) [-]
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#174 to #155 - unholuacid (09/13/2011) [-]
Dear stairs, our love can never be!
#82 - bambambaby (09/13/2011) [-]
I like where this is going...
User avatar #74 - Aupego (09/13/2011) [-]
And raise the **** out of our children.
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#87 - mightyleprechau (09/13/2011) [-]
After you marry her you will beat that person senseless.
After you marry her you will beat that person senseless.
#120 to #87 - Freelon ONLINE (09/13/2011) [-]
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#90 to #87 - vashtehstampede (09/13/2011) [-]
yours is so effective
yours is so effective
#76 - Thenewguygunther (09/13/2011) [-]
christian pick up lines
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#45 - pasiusquotum (09/13/2011) [-]
Reminds me of this. Although not related.
User avatar #4 to #3 - joosterrrr (09/12/2011) [-]
I lol'd so hard xD
User avatar #101 to #96 - richardw (09/13/2011) [-]
as soon as i seen this the big bang theory commercial came on for tbs :D
#118 - chaosmarine (09/13/2011) [-]
I WILL SLAP YOUR FACE SO SUPER HARD!!
#84 - mrmiketwo (09/13/2011) [-]
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User avatar #83 to #75 - dracogenetecist (09/13/2011) [-]
I wanna know the name and origins of this cat.
I've seen it everywhere now, and it's bugging me. I gotta know.
User avatar #89 to #83 - Toki (09/13/2011) [-]
starecat
User avatar #238 to #89 - dracogenetecist (09/13/2011) [-]
I see, thanks. I had also seen a reaction image with the cat and it had said "Graphics cat out of ******* nowhere." But thanks for the clarification.
#81 to #75 - skypies (09/13/2011) [-]
original...
User avatar #85 to #81 - dethcurl ONLINE (09/13/2011) [-]
...why is it the first one looks like it should be that way? :/
#68 - ioblivious (09/13/2011) [-]
Why are all the people who fit this description taken. :(
foreveralone.jpg
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#106 - ihugwallz (09/13/2011) [-]
Geee, This wasnt on American dad......
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