Soviet horror stories. Well, I got a pretty good laugh at it. So, made it as a post and put it here for you to enjoy. it is worth the read Part 2: /funny_pictur
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Soviet horror stories. Well, I got a pretty good laugh at it. So, made it as a post and put it here for you to enjoy. it is worth the read Part 2: /funny_pictur

Well, I got a pretty good laugh at it. So, made it as a post and put it here for you to enjoy. it is worth the read
Part 2:
/funny_pictures/2601270/Soviet+horror+stories+2/
Part 3:
/funny_pictures/2604949/Soviet+horror+stories+3/
AND CHECK OUT MY CALLS TO THE CHURCH SERIES

Mother and father get little tired from building Communism, they want to
go to Moscow to buy vodka. They call : youd babysitter. When
babysitter arrives, children/ already sleep. its bedsitter just sits around
and make sure eve ryt_ hirix good. siren. t. ". t night, babysitter gets
be red and. gees to read Marr, ' at. read ),
electricity (parents didn' t , ' '
So, she calls parents and ,
Of course, the parents my itsay, aai" iit.' liie. it Its
H request. She ask
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to cover Lenin statute/? tthen militia arrest parents for Lenin statue.
Such is life in Mercer.
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#9 - aziek (09/12/2011) [-]
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
#220 to #9 - Ghosterist (09/13/2011) [-]
Honey's mom.
#208 to #9 - anon (09/13/2011) [-]
User avatar #93 - BOOTYWIZARD (09/12/2011) [-]
did anyone else read this in a russian accent?
#226 - shabalaguy (09/13/2011) [-]
"I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet" -Nico Bellic
#346 to #226 - ifapinschool (09/13/2011) [-]
"I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet" - Heavy Weapons Guy
User avatar #228 to #226 - codyxvasco (09/13/2011) [-]
nickolai said that to!?
I thought that line originated from the heavy from tf2
Someone alert me if i'm failing at being trolled.
User avatar #230 to #228 - geodukemon (09/13/2011) [-]
Many catch phrases of the TF2 characters are from other sources

When the sniper says "I think his mate saw me," in the trailer, it was a reference to Steve Irwin. (correct me if I'm wrong)
User avatar #242 to #230 - scg (09/13/2011) [-]
the joke is that one of those jokes where u say a quote then tell its from the wrong person then show a pic of a different person
User avatar #407 to #242 - codyxvasco (09/13/2011) [-]
i thought so, but his name IS nickolai belinski and it would surprise me if he said that, but now that i think of it it had nothing to do with vodka so i guess your right
User avatar #243 to #242 - geodukemon (09/13/2011) [-]
Holy **** how did I not realize that

I guess I need more GTA, haha
User avatar #231 to #230 - codyxvasco (09/13/2011) [-]
Really? good to know, Thanx!
btw i love that part
#237 to #231 - rileybr (09/13/2011) [-]
I am,the heavy weapons guy

*unzips pants*

and this,is my weapon...
User avatar #238 to #237 - codyxvasco (09/13/2011) [-]
Thanks for the mental image of his taunt.
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User avatar #367 to #228 - ColCyclone (09/13/2011) [-]
Nico Bellic is from grand theft auto..
User avatar #406 to #367 - codyxvasco (09/13/2011) [-]
nickolai belinksi is his full name in zombies
User avatar #410 to #406 - ColCyclone (09/14/2011) [-]
Yes I know, two different names.
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#218 - Visual (09/13/2011) [-]
Hahaha, such is life in Moscow, what little baby men...
#89 - alanthewhite (09/12/2011) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 677,045,768** MFW people actually believe that this was how Soviet Russians lived.
**alanthewhite rolls 677,045,768** MFW people actually believe that this was how Soviet Russians lived.
#268 - Hydra (09/13/2011) [-]
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User avatar #296 to #268 - lostxprophit (09/13/2011) [-]
FPSRUSSIA ftw!! xD he killed JB Posters with throwing knives,an AUG (I think),a desert eagle & a few other guns :'D he's my ******* hero!!
User avatar #317 - NinjaCobra (09/13/2011) [-]
I must share tale to make glorius Mother Land.

Man is relaxing at home drinking vodka, reading Marx, and beating his children
when Russian Military tank (is the best) crash into his living room, running over his children, spilling his vodka, and smashing his Lenin statue. Man salutes his fellow comrades for serving Mother Russia and continues reading Marx. Man is then shot in legs by militia for slowing tank and arrested by KGB for vandelizing Lenin statue.
Such is life in Moscow.

#304 - TriedandFailed (09/13/2011) [-]
Glorious story, comrade
Glorious story, comrade
#328 to #286 - atrocitustheking (09/13/2011) [-]
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...and that's how we ended up with President Bush

see what happens when you misundestimate the importance of reading?
#60 - anon (09/12/2011) [-]
thumbs if you read with heavy weapons voice
User avatar #116 to #60 - earthbound (09/13/2011) [-]
FPSrussia
User avatar #62 to #60 - tikledpikle (09/12/2011) [-]
i read it in Resnov's voice.
#341 - mustangjames (09/13/2011) [-]
Is it just me or did everyone read that with a russian accent?
#309 - xshawnxsullivanx (09/13/2011) [-]
anyone else read that in a sterotypical russian accent?
#362 to #309 - holyShitfuck (09/13/2011) [-]
What's her name?!
User avatar #332 to #310 - sammichnow (09/13/2011) [-]
Says the individual with "tits" in their name...
#312 to #309 - isradam (09/13/2011) [-]
that was the point...
that was the point...
#347 to #312 - berzerkerburger (09/13/2011) [-]
haha it was so funny. i was listening to music when i saw your gif and everytime the fire came up it was right on the beat
#185 to #158 - ananananon (09/13/2011) [-]
I am fully charged!
#183 to #170 - fzzuck (09/13/2011) [-]
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#187 to #183 - dwarfman (09/13/2011) [-]
*******		 spies!!
******* spies!!
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#363 - jalthelas (09/13/2011) [-]
finally! a use for this
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#199 to #191 - anon (09/13/2011) [-]
must save picture
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