Abortions

#10 - andthegame

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(09/12/2011)[-]

Everybody see that? Thats the reason I come to this site.

#11 to #10 - dexterwho

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(09/12/2011)[-]

I almost lost all hope but here it stands

#33 to #11 - mrmiketwo

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(09/12/2011)[-]

Aliens, on earth?

#183 to #33 - dexterwho

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(09/13/2011)[-]

#175 to #10 - huntinguy

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(09/12/2011)[-]

thumb up

#159 to #10 - IncarceratedNinja

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(09/12/2011)[-]

give me a source to this video please!

#31 to #10 - anon id: f080335e

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(09/12/2011)[-]

this man gives me lady boners :I

#13 to #10 - TheAccount

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#89 - tigerrrr

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(09/12/2011)[-]

What you shouldn't say at an abortion clinic.

#97 to #89 - headtripp

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(09/12/2011)[-]

Its not to late to leave we can go get a coat hanger and save 300 bucks!!!

#139 to #97 - tigerfist

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(09/12/2011)[-]

what are these from

#167 to #139 - anon id: ba940ca7

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(09/12/2011)[-]

dick figures

#162 to #139 - iamverysexy

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(09/12/2011)[-]

Dick Figures

#117 to #89 - bloompyle

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(09/12/2011)[-]

I left my keys in the car, can I borrow a coat hanger?

#113 to #89 - BobDylan

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(09/12/2011)[-]

'Hey doc, after you finished, mind if i keep it? i have quite a collection

#122 to #89 - whitcher

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(09/12/2011)[-]

Right I've got 5 stamps.... One more and I get the next free!

#115 to #89 - DeltaRob

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(09/12/2011)[-]

Come back soon!

#133 to #89 - ollygolly

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(09/12/2011)[-]

"Excuse me? Could you direct me to the Coathangers?"

#114 to #89 - devilshairpiecetwo

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(09/12/2011)[-]

Hold on, I think I've got a coupon.

#128 to #89 - ScottishMinor

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(09/12/2011)[-]

Looks around, "Damn these people act like they need a real good banging."

#119 to #89 - ThatSucks

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(09/12/2011)[-]

Hey look! A whorehouse!

#129 to #89 - izzygirl

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(09/12/2011)[-]

What do you call a baby cut in half?

An erection.

#98 to #89 - Gerex

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(09/12/2011)[-]

So you're not kidding?

#125 to #89 - WillieThePimp

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(09/12/2011)[-]

Let's play a good old fashioned game of punch the uterus!

#106 to #89 - fluffed

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(09/12/2011)[-]

Handout drawstring bags, "Now you only have to carry this home"

#96 to #89 - keither

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(09/12/2011)[-]

China has us beat a million to one, go in there and win one for the gipper!

#100 to #89 - ftwunicorn**User deleted account**

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#163 to #89 - eyeballfrog

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(09/12/2011)[-]

So, since you're here, I take it that means you put out. Wanna come back to my place afterwards?

#93 to #89 - merkone

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(09/12/2011)[-]

your here again?

#116 to #93 - anon id: 57ecbc42

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(09/12/2011)[-]

My "here again" what?

#151 to #89 - skim

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(09/12/2011)[-]

Shark!

#149 to #89 - oniguru

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(09/12/2011)[-]

**oniguru rolls 02** let's play some baseball

#174 to #89 - allthekleinethings

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(09/12/2011)[-]

#187 to #89 - diamondminer

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(09/14/2011)[-]

Twins!? well i'll be damned, two for the price of one.

#168 to #89 - sookmaybowls

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(09/12/2011)[-]

After this you wanna go get omelets?

#99 to #89 - neoncookie

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(09/12/2011)[-]

im ready for a good scraping of my insides

#164 to #89 - JoeTheBadass

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(09/12/2011)[-]

my car won't open, anyone got a coat hanger?

#145 to #89 - anon id: f17d7d1d

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(09/12/2011)[-]

richard nixon

#123 to #89 - anon id: 73eacfb5

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(09/12/2011)[-]

So... do I get a refund?

#95 to #89 - anon id: 706ddff0

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(09/12/2011)[-]

Is it too late?

#103 to #89 - dawgfan

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(09/12/2011)[-]

Awful lot of whores in here sure you don't want to go home and use the vacuum

#172 to #89 - jamesisawesome

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(09/12/2011)[-]

She's gonna be pissed when she finds out

#107 to #89 - shredheadxd

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#7 - JGKingpin#37 on commentsRank#37

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(09/12/2011)[-]

So I come to funnyjunk today to cheer me up after finding out my girlfriend is pregnant and this is the post i get...

#15 to #7 - battoman

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(09/12/2011)[-]

I laugh at unexpected pregnancy I mean there is a **** ton of contraceptives you can take, there is no excuse, is it really that hard to keep it in your pants until you can get a damn condom? No I guess being a parent is better then going to Quicky Mart and picking up some condoms.

#21 to #15 - shalteck

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(09/12/2011)[-]

To be fair, no contraceptive is 100 percent effective if even used properly.
And to be fair, sometimes girls forget to mention that they're not on birth control anymore.

-.-

#195 to #21 - sonicrainboom

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(10/01/2011)[-]

not even abstinence... look at Mary with Jesus.

#197 to #195 - shalteck

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(10/01/2011)[-]

You ever wonder if that was a lie to appease that guy whose name starts with a "J?" ...Was it Joseph?

#198 to #197 - sonicrainboom

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(10/01/2011)[-]

yeah i know, but bible doesnt say the same. LOL

#199 to #198 - shalteck

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(10/01/2011)[-]

I haven't read a bible in years :)

#200 to #199 - sonicrainboom

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(10/01/2011)[-]

me neither, i just know that cause i went to a cathoic school until 6th grade :/

#201 to #200 - shalteck

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(10/01/2011)[-]

Whoa. That's rough bro.

#202 to #201 - sonicrainboom

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(10/01/2011)[-]

im a chick lol i guess its ok i never did ****, freaking nuns

#180 to #15 - JGKingpin#37 on commentsRank#37

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(09/13/2011)[-]

She was on the pill. thought i was safe, oh well.

#194 to #180 - anon id: 48f2d888

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(10/01/2011)[-]

The pill has a 8% failure rate, condoms have a 15% failure rate. With these things, the most common things, theres still a 1% chance of failure, but you had an 8% chance, boohoo, learn the facts before you feel sorry.

#204 to #180 - NumaNumaNumaYEA

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(10/01/2011)[-]

I feel sorry for the kid.

He's eithier going to grow up with a loser pussy complaining father, or never get the chance to be born at all

The kid didn't deserve this you faggot

#20 to #7 - verbalhighfive

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(09/12/2011)[-]

It's a sign.

#196 to #7 - master debater

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(10/01/2011)[-]

jeremy jacobs?

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#203 to #7 - NumaNumaNumaYEA

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(10/01/2011)[-]

Enjoy never meeting your child.

#140 - MidgetInABikini

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(09/12/2011)[-]

This comic really struck a chord with me.
I'm about to be a father in about 6 months.
My (soon to be) wife has scheduled her ultrasound.
I can't wait to see what our baby is, a boy or an abortion.

#142 to #140 - geometrysquid

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(09/12/2011)[-]

#147 to #140 - oniguru

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(09/12/2011)[-]

**oniguru rolls 89**

#135 - madconductor**User deleted account**

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#2 - radgeta

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#108 - mightyleprechau

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#146 - lightinthedark**User deleted account**

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#68 - kabizus

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(09/12/2011)[-]

If a girl drugs me, has sex with me, then tells me I just passed out, and I find out I'm the father of her new baby, I'm dragging that bitch by her heals and getting an abortion.

#70 to #68 - nzabob

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(09/12/2011)[-]

you wish.

#5 - burritomunch

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(09/12/2011)[-]

lol such a situation to be in!