Ain't that some shit!. True story... Sadly.. T this girl. She likes play videa Games. Nine shet she likes sheet guns. she' s really aute. Pew she' s net a slut. Son of a Bitch
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Ain't that some shit!

Ain't that some shit!. True story... Sadly.. T this girl. She likes play videa Games. Nine shet she likes sheet guns. she' s really aute. Pew she' s net a slut.

True story... Sadly.

T this girl. She likes play videa
Games.
Nine shet
she likes sheet guns. she' s really aute.
Pew
she' s net a slut.
she' s get a gees sense
humer.
And she thinks I' m cute.
But there is a prollem
she' s get a boyfriend...
1111111
1111111
111111
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#341 - mjforte (09/12/2011) [-]
Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.
#350 to #341 - flymeariver (09/12/2011) [-]
Comment #308 ._.
#357 to #341 - anon (09/12/2011) [-]
i love you so hard for this
User avatar #525 to #341 - wattabattabingbang (09/12/2011) [-]
I signed in just to thumb you up, you clever bastard
+1
#345 to #341 - ZombieBrains **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#344 to #341 - mishmoigon (09/12/2011) [-]
i will live by that rule for the rest of my life. thank you good sir for sharing your wisdom
#346 to #341 - zeekington (09/12/2011) [-]
you... that... was so beautiful...
#264 - zombieassassin (09/12/2011) [-]
You got everything right except she doesn't like me.
You got everything right except she doesn't like me.
+21
#46 - sardonix **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#447 - bignbosss (09/12/2011) [-]
Noooo I just think she doesn't want to date you cause you look like this :p
User avatar #449 to #447 - westonbeast (09/12/2011) [-]
No, that was me when I was constipated. I look much better without me taking a large **** .
#456 to #447 - mystogan (09/12/2011) [-]
look's like a angry PENIS to me.
look's like a angry PENIS to me.
+19
#181 - klaas **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#398 - psychosamm (09/12/2011) [-]
Unless they guy's a doucebag there's no problem here. Just find another chick and quit being a creeper.
User avatar #403 to #398 - westonbeast (09/12/2011) [-]
Yeah, I forgot to mention that he's cheated on her four times.
#407 to #403 - psychosamm (09/12/2011) [-]
That's a key element in the story there!
User avatar #418 to #407 - westonbeast (09/12/2011) [-]
**** not four, my mind is somewhere else. 3. 3 times. But yeah, it is kinda key. I dun ****** up!
+16
#325 - oxamo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#321 - coolmcbob (09/12/2011) [-]
Oh would you look at that. This has happened to me about 6 times in the past 2 months. WTF LIFE, Y U NO GIVE ME SINGLE GIRL?!!?!
#391 to #321 - ireclamation (09/12/2011) [-]
why does the way the w on know looks, bother me so much?
User avatar #466 to #391 - fadetometallica (09/12/2011) [-]
It looks like an upside down M and not an actual W
#167 - anon (09/12/2011) [-]
#469 - garamri (09/12/2011) [-]
When she's single you have to compete with everyone.
Now you only have to compete with one.
#423 - ninjuh (09/12/2011) [-]
Do what I did to get my current girlfriend:  
  
1. Forget boyfriend exists.  
2. Gain up her interest in you enough so that she'll think naughty about you, and possibly start sexting you.  
3. Get her to kiss you.  
4. She likes you and feels guilty about kissing you, so her and boyfriend break up.  
5. You get together.  
6. Relationship. Sex. Profit.  
  
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Do what I did to get my current girlfriend:

1. Forget boyfriend exists.
2. Gain up her interest in you enough so that she'll think naughty about you, and possibly start sexting you.
3. Get her to kiss you.
4. She likes you and feels guilty about kissing you, so her and boyfriend break up.
5. You get together.
6. Relationship. Sex. Profit.

Gif unrelated.
User avatar #434 to #423 - jcfjr (09/12/2011) [-]
But, think of it this way:

If she left her old bf for you, what's stopping her from leaving you for another guy? She has the tendency to do that, obviously.
#438 to #434 - ninjuh (09/12/2011) [-]
The fact that I have a bigger dick than the other guys (which she goes absolutely crazy for) and care about/talk to her about 10 times more than other guys. We've been together a year now, and are pretty much in love. No other guy will be taking my place, I've played my cards the right way unlike the other careless guys.  
  
Sorry if it seems like I'm bragging, I'm not trying to. I'm just saying how it is.  
  
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The fact that I have a bigger dick than the other guys (which she goes absolutely crazy for) and care about/talk to her about 10 times more than other guys. We've been together a year now, and are pretty much in love. No other guy will be taking my place, I've played my cards the right way unlike the other careless guys.

Sorry if it seems like I'm bragging, I'm not trying to. I'm just saying how it is.

Gif unrelated.
#454 to #438 - jcfjr (09/12/2011) [-]
I'm going to quote you a line from star wars. I hope it helps.

Mace Windu: The boy has exceptional skills.
Obi-Wan: But he still has much to learn, Master. His abilities have made him... well arrogant.
Yoda: Yes. Yes. A flaw more and more common among Jedi. Too sure of themselves they are. Even the older, more experienced ones.
#426 to #423 - anon (09/12/2011) [-]
wow... that happened to me :(
#432 to #426 - ninjuh (09/12/2011) [-]
I'm sorry. I'm smart though and know as a boyfriend, you can't let any interest happen with other guys. Be mad if she's talking to other guys. Make sure there will be no problems or anything with other guys who will try to take her, because it's going to happen. And be a good enough boyfriend to make her only want you in case some guy comes around trying to spark some interest.  
  
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I'm sorry. I'm smart though and know as a boyfriend, you can't let any interest happen with other guys. Be mad if she's talking to other guys. Make sure there will be no problems or anything with other guys who will try to take her, because it's going to happen. And be a good enough boyfriend to make her only want you in case some guy comes around trying to spark some interest.

Gif unrelated.
#435 to #432 - anon (09/12/2011) [-]
Thanks, bro
User avatar #486 to #426 - freduardo (09/12/2011) [-]
I feel bad that when you said "that happened to me" I thought you meant what happened in the GIF
User avatar #395 to #389 - westonbeast (09/12/2011) [-]
That was actually really clever. Props to you.
#223 - skulblaka (09/12/2011) [-]
Stick with her dude, relationships don't last forever. Best of luck, my friend
#195 - therealapk (09/12/2011) [-]
> father sees this



>shes single the next day
+1
#199 to #195 - leveetothechevy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #200 to #199 - therealapk (09/12/2011) [-]
thanks man!!
#222 - VikingSharkPANCH (09/12/2011) [-]
Does the Boyfriend look better than you? Is he cooler?

Didn't think so. You are the man she wishes her BOYfriend could be
#230 to #222 - westonbeast (09/12/2011) [-]
You're awesome. You make me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. No homo :D
#473 - FightClub (09/12/2011) [-]
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you think youre unique?
User avatar #475 to #473 - westonbeast (09/12/2011) [-]
Yeah but there is something special about me.
...
...
...
I like Bacon.
#476 to #475 - FightClub (09/12/2011) [-]
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AINT NOTHIN CHANGED
User avatar #479 to #476 - westonbeast (09/12/2011) [-]
Can I wrap her in Bacon?
#480 to #479 - FightClub (09/12/2011) [-]
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hmmm... i don't know, it'd probably be best if you don't want her any more than you do now
User avatar #494 to #480 - westonbeast (09/12/2011) [-]
Yeahhh :/ You're probably right.
User avatar #498 to #497 - westonbeast (09/12/2011) [-]
Bacon=Happiness? Am I doing it right?
#482 to #473 - ninjacowboy (09/12/2011) [-]
i know right?  
There is a girl I like...thinks im entertaining...we are good friends...plays the same sport...nicest person you will ever meet...has had the same boyfriend for 4 years. No idea how to approach it.  
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i know right?
There is a girl I like...thinks im entertaining...we are good friends...plays the same sport...nicest person you will ever meet...has had the same boyfriend for 4 years. No idea how to approach it.
Pic related to post.
User avatar #506 to #482 - justbegoodk (09/12/2011) [-]
Do you know what else is also ******** ?
When you get a boyfriend that you really like, that you love. Then this girl decides to show up, and you become so close. She tells you constantly that she wants to be with you, but you cant seem to chose between the two because theyre both amazing.

Im a chick, by the way, if any of you guys are thinking 'ewww, gays' -.-
#483 to #482 - FightClub (09/12/2011) [-]
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sometimes the girl alone is just ******* stupid

i know one that WANTS to date me, but she's reluctant to after she asks me out because she still thinks that it'd be more awkward to date than to ask me out and decide not to go out

******* stupid woman
#178 - phake (09/12/2011) [-]
All the time bro.
User avatar #504 - DroyLinker (09/12/2011) [-]
Jesus ******* christ.

I simply skipped that post, then I realized that this almost exactly resembles what I am in the midst of.

There's this girl, we will call her "kate"
so Kate and her boyfriend "James" have had an off/on relationship for the past year. when they were together, they were kissing, and looked like a really happy couple. for whatever reason, they would break up almost violently *Kate yells at James, even yells at him his older brother is hotter, deletes him on Facebook, vows to my friends and I that they will never get together again, and cut all ties, even siblings. 2 days later, Bam, back together. They have literally broken up like 8 times. Albeit we are in highschool, so that's not even surprising.

During one of their break up periods, she would contact me on facebook, asking me to cheer her up, I never asked why, but I knew what was going on.

The conversation turned so sharp once, she told me she has to hide her true personality of being an internet junkie and total pervert to her cheerleader friends at school, and told me to keep it a secret, and that I was the only one she ever told.
The conversation got awkwardly heated to even the point where she asked me which bra she would buy, even sending me pictures of them.
She even said if she had a PENIS, she would furiously jack off, and have it sucked and ****** ! ~LOL.
I don't know why I'm telling all of you, but seriously man.
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#521 to #504 - Dojoy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #529 to #521 - DroyLinker (09/12/2011) [-]
no jokes

she was an avid user of tumblr, which is pretty gay, but is converting to something else, im trying to persuade her to come on here, but this other guy named "Sam" is telling her to go to reddit! She left after realizing that tumblr is full of bitchy people.

******* Sam, she claimed to have a ******* crush on this guy during a break up period.

It seems like this is taken straight out of a drama, but this is soooome **** man.
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#522 to #504 - liveandletdie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #505 to #504 - DroyLinker (09/12/2011) [-]
tl;dr

I know that feel, bro.
#508 to #504 - westonbeast (09/12/2011) [-]
I've never gotten to use this picture.
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