Sad and funny but true. Something I found and thought I needed to spread My latest oc: /funny_pictures/2590750/Gum+logic/. To alt the slight tms out thee asking friend zone

Sad and funny but true

Sad and funny but true. Something I found and thought I needed to spread My latest oc: /funny_pictures/2590750/Gum+logic/. To alt the slight tms out thee asking

Something I found and thought I needed to spread
My latest oc: /funny_pictures/2590750/Gum+logic/

To alt the slight tms out thee asking when all the decent guys ,..
they' re In the friend we right where rut: " them.
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User avatar #115 - simplescience (09/10/2011) [-]
Why do guys get friendzoned? Speaking as a guy with a strong feminine childhood (Dad passing away when I was 5. I'm 19 now), it seems that the most common answer is that guys who are douchebags stand out because they speak loud, and they don't care whether or not they piss off a girl or get rejected. Their more outgoing attitude gets the attention of several women because it stands out. The nicer guys seem to have the woman's feelings in mind when talking to her instead of being totally selfish and only focusing on what he wants. They actually care, but because nice guys tend to be (sometimes) more reserved and don't ask out as many girls, they go more unnoticed.

To put it another way:
Jerks will fire arrows at will, not caring if they hit the target or not, or how close to the bulls-eye it is. Since they fire more, they sometimes get lucky and hit the target, attracting attention because it's seemingly out of the ordinary.

Nice guys will take their time to line up their shot, and when they fire the arrow, it hits a bulls eye. However, by that time, the crowd is looking at the jerk shooting several arrows at once.

P.S. I'm not claiming that I'm totally right and everyone else is wrong. I just saw this as an opportunity to express my opinion. Also, please note that I said the most common answer, not the only answer.

P.P.S. Sorry for the long rant. I also want to apologize. Since I'm on a public computer, I have no image to use with this comment.

Have a nice day. :)
#290 to #115 - anon (09/11/2011) [-]
This was great. I agree highly. Good job Matt. ^^
User avatar #132 to #115 - dzamie (09/10/2011) [-]
And by the time the jerk shoots somebody so they leave, the nice guy has already pulled out their arrow to take another shot. Can't split an arrow easily, you know.
#278 to #115 - Optiguy (09/10/2011) [-]
You might be the nicest person on the internet. I want to hug you.
#21 - sosyourmom (09/10/2011) [-]
wise words to live by
User avatar #29 - Alicegotchained (09/10/2011) [-]
It happens with both genders. Sometimes people just don't like others, no matter how much you like them. It happens. It sucks, but it is the truth.
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#163 - natlistenin (09/10/2011) [-]
only douchebags will get excited for this..  lol
only douchebags will get excited for this.. lol
#230 to #156 - itachijebest ONLINE (09/10/2011) [-]
**itachijebest rolls 3** singles? well here is single number, and its super efective
User avatar #165 to #156 - svartman (09/10/2011) [-]
**svartman rolls 417,271**
User avatar #167 to #156 - mitdwit (09/10/2011) [-]
**mitdwit rolls 59** **** . somebody do something!!
#180 to #156 - awful (09/10/2011) [-]
**awful rolls 32**
#186 to #156 - superjingle (09/10/2011) [-]
**superjingle rolls 6,251** I GOT THIS **** . I'M SCORPI-ONE.
User avatar #159 to #156 - mazlum (09/10/2011) [-]
**mazlum rolls 24,449** god dammit
#175 to #159 - crispyeeter (09/10/2011) [-]
#197 to #156 - GeesusMan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 to #156 - yelperman (09/10/2011) [-]
**yelperman rolls 580** Leave my family alone
User avatar #205 to #156 - xxinceptionxx (09/10/2011) [-]
**xxinceptionxx rolls 63** die dammit
User avatar #206 to #156 - nickelsox (09/10/2011) [-]
**nickelsox rolls 090** DIE!
#214 to #156 - thesmithman (09/10/2011) [-]
**thesmithman rolls 144,170,044**
#215 to #214 - thesmithman (09/10/2011) [-]
three sets of dubs
User avatar #182 to #156 - jaredsaurus (09/10/2011) [-]
**jaredsaurus rolls 999,662,113** I got this, guys.
User avatar #183 to #182 - jaredsaurus (09/10/2011) [-]
what the hell, trips and double dubs, why can't this happen to me when I'm actually rolling.
#211 to #182 - kiwimanpie (09/10/2011) [-]
Trips dubs singles :P
#166 to #156 - anon (09/10/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1**

enough of this **** , EFG
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User avatar #193 to #156 - lookinforyou (09/10/2011) [-]
**lookinforyou rolls 431,255,751**
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User avatar #170 - DoctorMusic (09/10/2011) [-]
Being friends with a girl is fine, as long as the girl makes it clear that you're actually in the friend zone early on, instead of leading you on for months and possibly years.
User avatar #220 to #170 - frozo (09/10/2011) [-]
This is currently happening to me... Feels bad to be played...

User avatar #148 - rezaak (09/10/2011) [-]
Ha, I just got unfriendzoned by the girl I've liked for 5 years. I'm going on a date with her tomorrow. Feels great, man
User avatar #155 to #148 - blargmode [OP]ONLINE (09/10/2011) [-]
Happened with me 2 years ago too, it was great, lasted for over a year but then she evolved into a collage slut... But it was awesome while it lasted, hope you're in even better luck :D
User avatar #154 to #148 - Tunaa (09/10/2011) [-]
that doesnt mean you are out of the friend zone just yet. Trust me I thought the same thing and that turned out to be ******** . Get that date rape pill ready.
#47 - waafflle (09/10/2011) [-]
Never had this problem.
#177 - lilluke (09/10/2011) [-]
I've seen the friend zone, more than once!
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User avatar #282 to #194 - funkyninjaman (09/10/2011) [-]
Ahkmed! the dead terrorist!! :D
#285 to #284 - lilluke (09/10/2011) [-]
Everybody gets one.
#202 to #177 - yelperman (09/10/2011) [-]
A fellow spider on Funnyjunk?! Yes! Yes! I'll be your friend. Do you like ice cream?
#207 to #202 - lilluke (09/10/2011) [-]
I love ice cream. Do you like piss?
#212 to #208 - lilluke (09/10/2011) [-]
Friend..... friend!
#209 to #207 - yelperman (09/10/2011) [-]
Why yes, I love piss. Who is that man that's holding you?
#218 to #209 - lilluke (09/10/2011) [-]
Oh, this guy? His just a friend.
#33 - adremalech (09/10/2011) [-]
I was just dealing with the same thing for the past 2 days
User avatar #64 to #33 - salviaslave (09/10/2011) [-]
I know this is hypercritical, but I don't know that bitch and I already wanna cut her.
#56 to #33 - headkicker (09/10/2011) [-]
lol She won't understand.  
Women's brains don't contain logic.
lol She won't understand.
Women's brains don't contain logic.
#255 to #253 - tablespoons (09/10/2011) [-]
She grounded me
I put her in the ground
User avatar #262 to #255 - Memphis (09/10/2011) [-]
She took my lunch money
I took her life
#240 - FightClub (09/10/2011) [-]
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i hate these posts

they always remind me about this **** !!
#141 - zarkotics (09/10/2011) [-]
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User avatar #196 to #184 - curiousmind (09/10/2011) [-]
seems legit.
#93 - firstocuser (09/10/2011) [-]
>still in friend zone with girl Ive known for 5 or 6 years<
>only thing Ive gotten from her is a kiss on the cheek<
#104 to #93 - anon (09/10/2011) [-]
#120 to #93 - gndroor (09/10/2011) [-]
Still counts!
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User avatar #98 to #97 - mrwalmer (09/10/2011) [-]
You speak wisdom good sir
#100 to #97 - anon (09/10/2011) [-]
Don't be yourself. Be the guy they want you to be and then make yourself a challenge. When you got them hooked then slowly be yourself
#105 to #97 - beavisnbutthead (09/10/2011) [-]
is that sean connery?
#149 - anthonymudaro (09/10/2011) [-]
♫ It's sad, but true ♫
#71 - dengekisushi (09/10/2011) [-]
Okay, boys, don't pretend you don't blow off a decent girl either.
I know not all of you do, but I've known a lot of guy friends in my days
who has blown off the perfect girl for a complete broad who is either a slut or controlling.
So don't go around saying that it's girls who put people in the friend zones...

-negative thumbs ahoy-
User avatar #81 to #71 - TheFlamingFlamingo (09/10/2011) [-]
This is very true.
User avatar #91 to #71 - sketchE (09/10/2011) [-]
Its both just from my view girls dont have to work as hard. Partially because most guys aren't that picky and theres usually more guys than girls at schools where this problem mainly exists
User avatar #106 to #91 - dengekisushi (09/10/2011) [-]
A lot of times when a guy is put in the friend zone is because she's not attracted to him.
It sounds mean, but it's not only the personality that matters (though it is most important)
but it's the looks too; we need to be physically attracted to a guy.
Unfortunately, a lot of girls go more for the physical attraction and think that, just because a guy can woo x amount of girls, he's the one.

I don't know, it's very complicated to explain...
User avatar #111 to #106 - sketchE (09/10/2011) [-]
it sounds like other girls are attracted to him so i should be too mixed with hes good looking i dont care if hes an ass. i have literally been told by a girl "your cute, your nice, your funny, but your not a jock" and she was not the best looking girl ive asked out just a friend that i grew feelings for
User avatar #280 to #111 - dengekisushi (09/10/2011) [-]
Oh wow, that was kind of a bitch move for her to do.
I'll admit, I've friend zoned quite a few guy friends in my days,
but it was either because I wasn't attracted to them or I just felt like I couldn't trust them.
Trust plays a huuuuge part for me when it comes to relationships, because
I've had plenty of guy screw me over, unfortunately :l
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