A Hospital Story. True OC. My first as well... probably more interesting/gross than funny. Btw I'm a firefighter, nurse aid, emt. I have more stories but they m hospital Fat g needed a scrubdown and fuck captchas
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A Hospital Story. True OC. My first as well... probably more interesting/gross than funny. Btw I'm a firefighter, nurse aid, emt. I have more stories but they m

True OC. My first as well... probably more interesting/gross than funny.
Btw I'm a firefighter, nurse aid, emt.
I have more stories but they might be too graphic for FJ...
EDIT:
Damn guys I've been a fan of FJ since the green times. Thanks for viewing and helping me break my FJ virginity. Slow and passionate, just how I like it.

In the hospital system, elderly
obese patients are considered
especially heinous. In Texas,
the dedicated nurses who treat
these vicious gluttons are
members of an elite squad known
as the Intensive Geriatric
Unit. These are our stories.
We receipe a
patient weighing
over 500 pounds
give or take a
pallet}
It' s Slam.
It' s bath time.
mun now:
A 500 pounder
takes about 4-
5 nurses to
Clean. Elite
squad ls ready
We roll the
patient on it' s
back. This
patient has been
with us for two
weeks and the
washings are
daily **take
note of that.
The nurse washes
under the breast. The “
wait__ what ls ' reaches to grab
that? I this brown
thing struck in
the breast...
Fooking chicken breast
half finished with the
bone has been stuck in
her breast... for two
weeks.
We all tried
to not laugh
or be
completely
disgusted.
Made my month.
Think that' s gross... hell
nah I got worse --) If
people are interested I
oan make more.
I' m not telling you how
to thumb like some fags,
your old enough to make
your own decisions.
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#9 - Yakitaku
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While my dad was interning in the hospital, a guy who had been in a recliner for like, a year, and his skin had grown into the chair; in between the threads. They had to open him up and cut out giant globs of fat and dead skin.

Yes, I live in Texas.
User avatar #17 to #9 - tacticallinkage
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I was working at a nursing home last summer, in Texas, and we had to help with something like that.

The dude was in a fabric wheelchair and refused to take a bath or put on a shirt. He would physically hurt us if we tried to force him to(I have scars from his deer antler handle cane). This went on about three months or so, until we were able to sedate him and get him to the bathroom.

When we tried to pull him off of his chair, he snapped out of sedation and screamed. Loud enough one of the other residents called the police. We put him under again just before the cops came to us. We looked at his back and it was fused with the chair.

The Medics were called out, but he woke up AGAIN from the sedation. They had to give this tough old ****** horse tranquilizer to get the scalpel anywhere near him. We finally got him unfused and put him facedown on a gurney.

We looked at his back and there were these pustule looking things. The doctor was shocked and said that he'd never seen anything like that before. They got him to the ER and cleared his back of the pustules and fabric. It turns out the pustules were hard candy that had been ingrown for, what the doctors could estimate, nearly 5 months.

Old people are crazy.
User avatar #27 to #17 - luxxorz
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What the hell, Texas.
User avatar #58 to #27 - tacticallinkage
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I don't know what's wrong with my state.
User avatar #43 to #27 - Yakitaku
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(09/10/2011) [-]
Weeeeeird **** happens here, boy.
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#72 - killerblue
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i breast within a breast
#19 - successfulmonger
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(09/10/2011) [-]
**successfulmonger rolls 57,035,649**
User avatar #41 to #19 - augustusxxiv
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**augustusxxiv rolls 065**
#212 to #19 - anon id: 94949f62
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(09/10/2011) [-]
IN TONNES.
#12 - gravitystereo
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(09/09/2011) [-]
These kind of people can in no way contribute anything to our society.  
  
Let's just dump em off a cliff.
These kind of people can in no way contribute anything to our society.

Let's just dump em off a cliff.
#24 to #12 - anon id: 212ad467
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They help the food industry :D
#229 to #12 - anon id: 57baf5ba
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Comment Picture
#22 to #12 - rmossseven
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#127 - iamnits
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#154 to #127 - ethevan
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**ethevan rolls 98** roll?
#130 to #127 - iamnits
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#132 to #130 - iamnits
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dick
User avatar #144 to #132 - struckworld
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it is back doesn't make sense
#149 to #144 - publicservice [OP]
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Lol... I find this funny.

When I was making the comic I was trying to decide whether to change the gender. I typed "it" and meant to go back and fix that. Oh well. Patient was female, don't know why I wanted to change the gender.
#137 to #132 - matttboyagain
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And he didn't even use the right word! No apostrophe!
User avatar #139 to #132 - matttboyagain
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she*
#131 to #130 - iamnits
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#54 - doctorkumming
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#55 to #54 - doctorkumming
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#56 to #55 - doctorkumming
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Did this make anyone else lol?
#64 to #56 - jeffsandburgs
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ITS*

It's would stand for it is.
#28 - Yesitsme
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#87 - aelistenus
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User avatar #123 - brutusakilae
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Enter Grammar Nazis...
#125 to #123 - kref
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Comment Picture
#10 - ghguyrur
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TO MUCH WORDS NOT ENOUGH FUNNY-sorry for caps
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#11 to #10 - lolmann
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Oh the irony of your picture