A Hospital Story. True OC. My first as well... probably more interesting/gross than funny. Btw I'm a firefighter, nurse aid, emt. I have more stories but they m
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A Hospital Story

True OC. My first as well... probably more interesting/gross than funny.
Btw I'm a firefighter, nurse aid, emt.
I have more stories but they might be too graphic for FJ...
EDIT:
Damn guys I've been a fan of FJ since the green times. Thanks for viewing and helping me break my FJ virginity. Slow and passionate, just how I like it.

In the hospital system, elderly
obese patients are considered
especially heinous. In Texas,
the dedicated nurses who treat
these vicious gluttons are
members of an elite squad known
as the Intensive Geriatric
Unit. These are our stories.
We receipe a
patient weighing
over 500 pounds
give or take a
pallet}
It' s Slam.
It' s bath time.
mun now:
A 500 pounder
takes about 4-
5 nurses to
Clean. Elite
squad ls ready
We roll the
patient on it' s
back. This
patient has been
with us for two
weeks and the
washings are
daily **take
note of that.
The nurse washes
under the breast. The “
wait__ what ls ' reaches to grab
that? I this brown
thing struck in
the breast...
Fooking chicken breast
half finished with the
bone has been stuck in
her breast... for two
weeks.
We all tried
to not laugh
or be
completely
disgusted.
Made my month.
Think that' s gross... hell
nah I got worse --) If
people are interested I
oan make more.
I' m not telling you how
to thumb like some fags,
your old enough to make
your own decisions.
...
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Submitted: 09/09/2011
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#9 - Yakitaku (09/09/2011) [+] (5 replies)
While my dad was interning in the hospital, a guy who had been in a recliner for like, a year, and his skin had grown into the chair; in between the threads. They had to open him up and cut out giant globs of fat and dead skin.

Yes, I live in Texas.
#72 - killerblue (09/10/2011) [-]
i breast within a breast
#19 - successfulmonger (09/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**successfulmonger rolls 57,035,649**
#12 - gravitystereo (09/09/2011) [+] (3 replies)
These kind of people can in no way contribute anything to our society.  
  
Let's just dump em off a cliff.
These kind of people can in no way contribute anything to our society.

Let's just dump em off a cliff.
#127 - iamnits (09/10/2011) [+] (8 replies)
#54 - doctorkumming (09/10/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#56 to #55 - doctorkumming (09/10/2011) [-]
Did this make anyone else lol?
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User avatar #123 - brutusakilae (09/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Enter Grammar Nazis...
#125 to #123 - kref (09/10/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#10 - ghguyrur (09/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
TO MUCH WORDS NOT ENOUGH FUNNY-sorry for caps
#11 to #10 - lolmann (09/09/2011) [-]
Oh the irony of your picture
#174 - nonosquare (09/10/2011) [+] (4 replies)
and then the patient was like: "...You gunna eat that?"
and then the patient was like: "...You gunna eat that?"
#160 - internetjesus (09/10/2011) [-]
Goes sky diving



News warns of incoming asteriod
#113 - uppercasename (09/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#44 - bigtitties **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #47 to #44 - idoliam (09/10/2011) [-]
I don't understand how someone can just eat and eat to the point of immobility.
#7 - karlossacramento (09/09/2011) [-]
you know what I hate about morbidly obese people who can't take care of them selves? that they must have had this thought at least once: "hey, you know what would be awesome? that I stuff my face with food until I can't even walk and ruin the dayy of other people , because they have to take care of me. on top of it allt, they have to help me to stuff my face with even more food."
and don't think I'm discriminating or something, at least 90% of those people are in that condition by choice.

on the other had... master troll
#6 - edwardm (09/09/2011) [-]
We roll the patient on IT'S back.
We roll the patient on IT'S back.
User avatar #102 - AMATORY (09/10/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Thanks, that's just the encouragement I needed - going to start prerequisites for nursing this fall XD

Man I once walked past a patient's room and the lady inside was, I'm not exaggerating, totally green. Like a leaf on a ************* tree.
#104 to #102 - publicservice (09/10/2011) [-]
That's pretty ****** cool.
#156 - qballextraction (09/10/2011) [-]
MORE!
MORE!
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