Marry Her. Thumbs up if you like. Check me out for more and mature too! .. i would, but i bet that'd be [puts on sunglasses] a relationship YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHH! Marry Her Thumbs up if you like Check me out for more and mature too! i would but bet that'd be [puts on sunglasses] a relationship YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHH!
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#6 - RoosterBooster
Reply +297
(03/11/2010) [-]
**RoosterBooster rolls 5** if it's a 1,2,3,4,6,7,8,9,0

I'll eat a blue waffle.
#213 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(03/11/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 52,861** if i roll a 1,2,3,4,7,8,9 new name for anons shall be blue waffle eater
#324 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(03/12/2010) [-]
You backwards'd my name......
#325 to #324 - RoosterBooster
Reply -1
(03/12/2010) [-]
I don't get it.
#9 to #6 - HybridBox **User deleted account**
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#40 to #6 - begr **User deleted account**
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#253 to #6 - stillanonymous
Reply +1
(03/11/2010) [-]
**stillanonymous rolls 72** lets try this again... 57!
#170 to #6 - gazoogo **User deleted account**
Reply +2
(03/11/2010) [-]
That was the equivalent of jumping out of a plane on a nuke then landing in a mattress store and blocking the nuke with a tree branch. holy ****
#248 to #6 - ObamaEatsBabiez
Reply -14
(03/11/2010) [-]
someone screen cap this NOW
#217 to #6 - bigmenace
Reply +6
(03/11/2010) [-]
Epic Ninja dodge lol
#272 to #6 - EveryNameWasTaken
Reply +6
(03/12/2010) [-]
i havent looked up blue waffle yet, im too scared...
#280 to #272 - CheGuevara
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(03/12/2010) [-]
you dont need to. just use your imagination. think of a old soggy waffle hanging on a nail with fungus on it and whatnot.
#300 to #280 - ConorKluth
Reply +1
(03/12/2010) [-]
Che has just nailed the description.


.....and the blue waffle.
#247 to #6 - propervillain
Reply +7
(03/11/2010) [-]
Epic Roll
#8 to #6 - jjholt
Reply +8
(03/11/2010) [-]
win
#11 to #8 - MrQueermoMan
Reply -32
(03/11/2010) [-]
**MrQueermoMan rolls 9** If its 1-4 ill eat that "Blue waffles" thing what is blue waffles?
#67 to #11 - ronansher
Reply +26
(03/11/2010) [-]
its a blueberry flavored waffle, thats turned soggy, moldy and blue and is actually a vagina
#39 to #11 - futuramafan
Reply +4
(03/11/2010) [-]
maybe you should look it up
#244 to #6 - laksjdhfg
Reply +8
(03/11/2010) [-]
189 thumbs?!?!?!? how the?!?!
#196 to #6 - traczbrett
Reply +11
(03/11/2010) [-]
this is the equivalent to a 360 quick scope game winning kill headshot
#116 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(03/11/2010) [-]
Holy ****** christ you just won
#234 to #6 - orbman
Reply -2
(03/11/2010) [-]
if i land a 9 i will eat it O_o omg plz no
#236 to #234 - orbman
Reply -2
(03/11/2010) [-]
**orbman rolls 089,828,625**
#237 to #236 - orbman
Reply -2
(03/11/2010) [-]
**orbman rolls 2**
#102 to #6 - LarryPlatt
Reply +5
(03/11/2010) [-]
**LarryPlatt rolls 3** 4 and I'll eat it instead
#147 to #6 - JasonBourne
Reply +42
(03/11/2010) [-]
Dude that was the equivalent of playing russian roulette with 5 loaded chambers in the revolver and one empty one!.
#222 to #147 - Yakko
Reply +8
(03/11/2010) [-]
More like Russian roulette with a fully loaded M16
#326 to #222 - FortyTwoFortyTwo
Reply 0
(03/12/2010) [-]
I was thinking of jumping out of a plane made from nukes and surviving by a tree branch of nukes.


While playing Russian roulette.
#215 to #147 - localbees
Reply -1
(03/11/2010) [-]
its more like playing russian roulette with a 9mm and winning.
#273 to #6 - kuntbag ONLINE
Reply +4
(03/12/2010) [-]
just looked it up, scarred for life
#43 to #6 - ChanChan
Reply +2
(03/11/2010) [-]
Looks like you just dodged a bullet there pal, you lucky bastard.
#268 to #6 - Ryansixsixsix
Reply +4
(03/12/2010) [-]
Win!
also, the screencap is up on the home page now
#41 to #6 - cgilbert
Reply +1
(03/11/2010) [-]
nice win dude!
#157 to #6 - jefe **User deleted account**
Reply +4
(03/11/2010) [-]
that is the most lucky roll I have ever seen
#10 to #6 - sublimeally **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(03/11/2010) [-]
hahah lucky break there
#106 to #6 - airguitar
Reply +4
(03/11/2010) [-]
This has to be the biggest win I've ever seen!
#328 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(03/12/2010) [-]
LOL its like defending yourself against a nuke with a branch
#287 to #6 - Ricky Bobby
Reply +3
(03/12/2010) [-]
I never knew you could get so many thumbs with such a simple comment.
#320 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(03/12/2010) [-]
Lucky bastard.
#210 to #6 - XAnubusX [OP]
Reply +3
(03/11/2010) [-]
So you're black?
#179 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(03/11/2010) [-]
Look... the thing is, he tried this REPEATEDLY until he won, and it was only a 1 in 10 chance. So it wasn't a big deal at all. Maybe if he had said "If I roll 99999 I'll eat a blue waffle" it'd be funny... but for now... it's nothing.
#189 to #179 - RoosterBooster
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(03/11/2010) [-]
Lol, if ya check my recent posts, it's the first time I tried it ;P
#218 to #189 - JSingh **User deleted account**
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#97 to #6 - HIMTheSixSixSix
Reply +3
(03/11/2010) [-]
ah god what a win!
#319 to #6 - IceCremCrapingtaco
Reply -1
(03/12/2010) [-]
blue waffle..hmmm sounds tasty
#297 to #6 - llcoolz
Reply +2
(03/12/2010) [-]
how godamn lucky can you get?
#295 to #6 - Ngatai
Reply -3
(03/12/2010) [-]
**Ngatai rolls 7** if it's a 5.
I wont eat blue waffle.
#204 to #6 - CaptainPedoBear
Reply +2
(03/11/2010) [-]
THANK YOU URBAN DICTIONARY FOR SAVING MY PEDO ASS!
#47 to #6 - dopoqob **User deleted account**
Reply -89
(03/11/2010) [-]
what is a blue waffle?
#105 to #47 - iSpaceShuttle
Reply +5
(03/11/2010) [-]
Its your Mom.
#185 to #105 - JasonBourne
Reply +2
(03/11/2010) [-]
I lol'd
#92 to #47 - ManateeMan
Reply +5
(03/11/2010) [-]
**Facepalm**
#172 to #47 - sarcasm
Reply +3
(03/11/2010) [-]
its Eiffel 65's favorite breakfast
#169 to #47 - ObamaEatsBabiez
Reply +3
(03/11/2010) [-]
oh god... google it and click im feeling lucky... im so sorry my friend
#104 to #47 - trevcars
Reply +2
(03/11/2010) [-]
you my friend, need to get out more.
#279 to #47 - Alimosaka
Reply +1
(03/12/2010) [-]
LMAO I love how he got so much negative from not knowing what a blue waffle was. dopoqob, go and google it and hit im feeling lucky. A blue waffle is a tasty taco in which is shaped as a waffle made with blue food coloring. Not only that but it is loaded with a greenish like whip cream which gives it a nice unique shape and smell. I recommend you go and eat some blue waffle sometime
#327 to #47 - wiwa **User deleted account**
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#310 to #47 - iDidItForTheLulz
Reply 0
(03/12/2010) [-]
-80 THUMBS DOWN ROFL
#311 to #310 - dopoqob **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(03/12/2010) [-]
:(
#56 to #47 - anon
Reply 0
(03/11/2010) [-]
these chefs put food colouring in the waffles they were making for an experiment. the experiment was to see if people would still eat the food if it tasted the same but was a different colour. one test group ate the "blue waffle" in the dark and found it to be quite nice. the other test group refused to eat the blue waffle when they saw it. go on google, search blue waffle and press i'm feelin' lucky. then you can see the blue waffle yourself.
#198 to #56 - GoldenLotus
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(03/11/2010) [-]
OMG! I did what you said and what i saw will haunt me for the rest of my life
#301 to #198 - dopoqob **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(03/12/2010) [-]
i'm too afraid to google it :'(
#202 to #6 - bobtheman
Reply +2
(03/11/2010) [-]
**bobtheman rolls 662,107,539** ur amazing i love you :p (no homo)
#66 to #6 - Absolut
Reply +67
(03/11/2010) [-]
This was equivalent to avoiding a nuke with a tree branch. Lucky bastard...
#224 - TheAssassin
Reply +19
(03/11/2010) [-]
i would, but i bet that'd be

[puts on sunglasses]

a ****** relationship

YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHH!
#228 to #224 - XAnubusX [OP]
Reply +1
(03/11/2010) [-]
OOO nice. Leave the Yeah for the reader tho. So.. *fix*

YYYYYEEEEEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
#230 to #228 - TheAssassin
Reply +1
(03/11/2010) [-]
ah, thanks for that. :)
#249 to #230 - Primetime
Reply +1
(03/11/2010) [-]
Looks like she'll be
[puts on sunglasses]
******** dicks.
YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
#283 to #249 - TheAssassin
Reply +1
(03/12/2010) [-]
... no. you fail. go away.
#139 - anon
Reply 0
(03/11/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 275,207,476** if this has doubles ill change my avatar to edward culens bare chest
#140 to #139 - anon
Reply 0
(03/11/2010) [-]
yes
#143 to #140 - FutherMucker
Reply +8
(03/11/2010) [-]
you dont have an avatar you ******* anon.
#146 to #143 - Uplandmidget **User deleted account**
Reply -2
(03/11/2010) [-]
this is why they should take rolling away from anon's
#153 to #146 - SuperLesbian
Reply +2
(03/11/2010) [-]
no. the whole commenting.
#148 to #146 - FutherMucker
Reply +1
(03/11/2010) [-]
anons: Ehh hummm... ILL MAKE YOU SIT WHEN YOU PISS YOU OLE PUSSY ASS BITCH!

sorry. had to. XD
And because all they do is: If i get doubles the ill _______! Nobody gives a ****. Get an account.
#150 to #148 - Uplandmidget **User deleted account**
Reply -3
(03/11/2010) [-]
np man i lold at the comment tho.
#152 to #150 - falconponch **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(03/11/2010) [-]
Why give anons any liberty, quit bitching bout being a fail and make an account. We all did it.
#250 - anybodyoutthere
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(03/11/2010) [-]
none of the pictures are showing up. is this happening to anyone else?
#281 to #250 - CheGuevara
Reply +1
(03/12/2010) [-]
its because you touch yourself at night.
#251 to #250 - Underacheiver
Reply +2
(03/11/2010) [-]
Yeah I have the same problem. WTF?
#252 to #251 - anon
Reply 0
(03/11/2010) [-]
same lolicopter
#254 to #252 - guny
Reply +5
(03/12/2010) [-]
wth is happening? it's not 2012 yet. and i think is survived the swine flu and obama!
#194 - batosai
Reply +7
(03/11/2010) [-]
what the pic doesn't tell you is that the shirt is referring to yours.
#229 to #194 - XAnubusX [OP]
Reply +1
(03/11/2010) [-]
I have a shirt that says my other Arm is my Dick.
#195 - anon
Reply 0
(03/11/2010) [-]
Alright, as a girl, I don't understand oral or anal. Why would you stick your precious ding dong in a hole full of sharp teeth or where **** comes out of? You have a perfectly good vagina right there.. just.. why?
#223 to #195 - TheAssassin
Reply -1
(03/11/2010) [-]
cuz it's ****** great, thats why

and some girls like it up the ass; my ex did... she REALLY did.
#199 to #195 - raibean
Reply +4
(03/11/2010) [-]
Different experiences and pleasure. And lots of girls like giving head. Some even like anal.
#205 to #199 - XAnubusX [OP]
Reply +6
(03/11/2010) [-]
The Good ones like anal.
#219 to #205 - hellokity
Reply 0
(03/11/2010) [-]
LOLZ
#206 to #199 - XAnubusX [OP]
Reply 0
(03/11/2010) [-]
Correction
#241 - adamsvette
Reply +5
(03/11/2010) [-]
I'm bored so i just thumbed up everyone on this page... except #179, he was a douche bag.
#267 to #241 - The Impatient
Reply +2
(03/12/2010) [-]
I arrived too late
#76 - BorrisJohnson
Reply +5
(03/11/2010) [-]
looks shopped. coz the letters are too staight. anyone wanna give me an answer?
#83 to #76 - taulidpiaf
Reply +1
(03/11/2010) [-]
yea shopped
#60 - Espeon
Reply +4
(03/11/2010) [-]
Does no one notice the vagina on my face? seriously women have three. :D
#64 to #60 - DFrumpyOne **User deleted account**
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#65 to #64 - Espeon
Reply +2
(03/11/2010) [-]
And also ignore the nagging that constantly emanates from our faces..
#69 to #65 - Sableye
Reply +3
(03/11/2010) [-]
uses NIGHT SHADE!!
#77 to #69 - anon
Reply 0
(03/11/2010) [-]
It's super effective! Espeon fainted! Which one to send out next?
#90 to #77 - DFrumpyOne **User deleted account**
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#98 to #90 - lilbobalot
Reply +1
(03/11/2010) [-]
Bidoof is useless...

bidoof fainted

GO SOAP MCTAVISH

soap used tactical nuke.
#89 to #64 - Flamfives
Reply +1
(03/11/2010) [-]
Yeah its behind the knee.
#46 - upupandaway
Reply +4
(03/11/2010) [-]
i sense a disturbance in my pants