Morbid Humor. 100% OC. This made me lol when he told me. Whoo, top 80. EDIT: Wow, Front Page. I can't thank you enough, funnyjunk.. Today I was having a chat wi chemistry helium death lulz
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Morbid Humor

Morbid Humor. 100% OC. This made me lol when he told me. Whoo, top 80. EDIT: Wow, Front Page. I can't thank you enough, funnyjunk.. Today I was having a chat wi

100% OC. This made me lol when he told me.
Whoo, top 80.
EDIT: Wow, Front Page. I can't thank you enough, funnyjunk.

Today I was having a chat with
one of my Chemistry professors.
We were talking about the compound,
sulfur hexaflouride,
and how it could kill a person if
they didn' t breath in any oxygen.
He told me the same was true for helium
and told me about this news article
he read about some guys who died
while in a giant helium balloon due
to lack of oxygen.
Then he said,
This is kind of morbidly amusing, but
imagine these guys in this balloon
and as they yelled for help,
the pitch of their yells got
higher and higher
as they neared death."
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Submitted: 09/07/2011
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#105 - mrKWITTEH (09/08/2011) [-]
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#136 - bxcforlife (09/08/2011) [-]
"Do you have any jokes about Sodium?"
"Na"
User avatar #140 to #136 - struckworld (09/08/2011) [-]
bad acid trip
User avatar #146 to #136 - lodisboeg (09/08/2011) [-]
When you laugh under helium influence it sounds like this:
He, he, he, he.
Bad one, I know, but still:D
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User avatar #162 to #138 - Ibrapin (09/08/2011) [-]
You guys are borons. These puns are so ironic.
#178 to #162 - datguywithecoolhat (09/08/2011) [-]
This conversation is none of your Bismuth >:(
This conversation is none of your Bismuth >:(
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User avatar #262 to #142 - struckworld (09/08/2011) [-]
my body is ready
#46 - Jowi (09/08/2011) [-]
Surely if you weren't able to breath oxygen, breathing ANY element would kill you?
#52 to #46 - frankylane (09/08/2011) [-]
Actually Air is primarily made up of nitrogen (78.09%) and oxygen (20.95%). The remaining 1% is made up of argon (0.93%), carbon dioxide (0.03%) and other trace gases (0.003%).
So you don't really breath pure oxygen, I mean you could, but then your lung will quit working. Pure oxygen is a very corrosive element. So EVEN oxygen can kill you!
User avatar #55 to #52 - DevDizzy ONLINE (09/08/2011) [-]
Accidently learning!
#201 to #52 - John Cena (09/08/2011) [-]
That's great... but you would still die without O2.
#313 to #52 - Jowi (09/09/2011) [-]
Yeah but you still need oxygen for respiration. At least at some level
#14 - ciacheczko (09/08/2011) [-]
I love it. Reminds me of scrubs and lady yelling 'I'll kill you bitches' in one of JD's random stories.
User avatar #17 to #14 - magicmist (09/08/2011) [-]
Girlfriend's gonna get paaaaaaaaaid
#214 - mytrakytra (09/08/2011) [-]
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Don't tell me how to thumb.
#274 to #214 - mrfourtysevenman (09/08/2011) [-]
you gotta use your PENIS thumb
#227 to #214 - cadaverbox (09/08/2011) [-]
I'm sorry if I offended.  
But not really.
I'm sorry if I offended.
But not really.
#36 - bagofshenanigans (09/08/2011) [-]
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#247 to #36 - ninjuh (09/08/2011) [-]
Damn, I've posted that gif about 5 times now and I didn't get that many thumbs. You lucky bastard.
Damn, I've posted that gif about 5 times now and I didn't get that many thumbs. You lucky bastard.
User avatar #312 to #247 - bagofshenanigans (09/09/2011) [-]
I know right?

It's not even funny.
User avatar #88 to #36 - ihasapie (09/08/2011) [-]
i could tell at the start of the gif what the text would say, is that normal?
#141 to #88 - davegrowl (09/08/2011) [-]
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User avatar #49 to #36 - miniroll (09/08/2011) [-]
Literally just watched this for like a minute and was like...oh.
#152 - RedheadRunner (09/08/2011) [-]
"Hey dude, got any Sodium hypobromite?"
"NaBrO"
#113 - stopsdropsand (09/08/2011) [-]
This was on 1000 ways to die, except it was a couple ******* in a giant basketball balloon
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#119 to #115 - John Cena (09/08/2011) [-]
he just said that...
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#127 to #115 - stopsdropsand (09/08/2011) [-]
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".....,except it was a couple ******* , in a giant balloon"
User avatar #131 to #113 - ManBearJew (09/08/2011) [-]
i remember that it was funny :P
User avatar #101 - troloool (09/08/2011) [-]
Help.
Help!
HELP!
HAAAALP
HIIIIIIIILPPT
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
*died*


I also died to laughter.
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#23 - avrg (09/08/2011) [-]
Our Computing teacher is from Glasgow, and while on the subject of hacking, he inadvertantly taught us how to break D-locks to steal bikes.
#54 to #23 - banditowolf (09/08/2011) [-]
on this type of masterlock, turn it 10 degrees to the left and 10 degrees back. there's a good chance it will open due to a design flaw. ^>^
User avatar #26 to #23 - paakbountyhunter (09/08/2011) [-]
you best start sharing the information there friend
#27 to #26 - avrg (09/08/2011) [-]
Get a scaffolding pole, hold it between the two sides and jump on it, snaps like a twig apparently.
#75 to #23 - halomike (09/08/2011) [-]
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I've always wondered how to be black
User avatar #7 - kreekydoorS (09/08/2011) [-]
it's like killing the lolly pop guild
#160 - invshika (09/08/2011) [-]
**invshika rolls 233**
**invshika rolls 233**
#208 to #128 - seansamazing (09/08/2011) [-]
I did some touch ups on the face, tried to make it look a little more black.
#197 - DrollHumor ONLINE (09/08/2011) [-]
I'm so going. Who wants a ride?
User avatar #125 - blobafetD (09/08/2011) [-]
Last time I checked, not breathing in any oxygen was a bad move with or without helium in the equation :D
#182 - schlickchick (09/08/2011) [-]
What were these guys doing in a helium balloon?!?!
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