Video Game Character Disorders. Credit goes to Michael Swain from Cracked.com I apologize if somebody has posted this before. I searched but haven't found it, s Video Game characters link Ash disorders kirby Sonic
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Video Game Character Disorders

Video Game Character Disorders. Credit goes to Michael Swain from Cracked.com I apologize if somebody has posted this before. I searched but haven't found it, s

Credit goes to Michael Swain from Cracked.com
I apologize if somebody has posted this before. I searched but haven't found it, so I post it. Oh yeah, sorry for the ****** paint skills also :B
I'll try to think of some other ones. That way you guys can have your moar and it will also be OC. But it could be a while.
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^^ number 2

Diagnosis: Dorette‘ s
Patient grimaces every thirty seconds regardless ofthe
circumstances. Midway through a conversation about
Obama' s proposed bailout, he broke say that he' s here
to "kickass and chew gum," and has “all out ." l
offered him some gum, but and threatened
to "get medieval on my ass,"
Diagnosis: Bulemia Nervosa
Patient struggles to control a ballooning wasteland through
vomiting, binge seconds Lateran apples,
tomatoes, and giant eyeball monkees.
So desperate IS he for food that he' ll even eat items
like bombs and rocks. During severe episodes, he may even
try to swallowers aarroound him.
Antisocial Personality Disorder
He shows no empathy or regard forthe rights of others. Was
brought in by the VCPE a pregnant woman from
the roof of his mansion, running over in a stolen
car, then soliciting and murdering a prostitute with a bat.
ADHD
Patient IS hold still firony length ertime.
When asked about his day, he responded “smell ya
later, !" and sped out ofthe office
return moments a chili dog he claims he
got in France. Hethen leaped ,
smashing l because he “thought there might be rings
orsomething inside
OCD
Patient obsessively categorizes and collects small
animals. He ,
and elemental types
of his own have no basis in science
When confronted about his behavior, his answer IS
Gotta catch‘ em all!"
chitti
Disorder
Patients seem ontop ofthe world one minute, then
inexplicably blueone next.
lacist/ ici, Personality Disorder
Patient often plays the role of "the victim" to get
attention from her boyfriend. She exhibits excessive
fernand emotionality when she' s "kidnapped" by King
floopa, despite the fact that she has contractually been
harmed while being held captive by him.
Hoarding
Patient collects an unreasonable amount of seemingly
useless objects During the initial session, his pockets were
filled , wax and Insects, bits of stone,
numbers of masks, and a ragefilled with hundreds of
rupees. When i asked whatthe rupees were for, he said that
they were to buy a backto hold even more rupees
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#15 - KakashiHatake (09/08/2011) [-]
Link isn't the only one with oil in his pockets
#174 to #15 - John Cena (09/08/2011) [-]
also hes a ******* ****** moran
User avatar #92 to #90 - householdguy (09/08/2011) [-]
my grandpa drew it when he was in high school in the 60's. he calls it "the cool dude" lmao
User avatar #65 - blueghost (09/08/2011) [-]
Haha silly you must be mistaken, I'm not bipolar...
AND IF YOU SAY IT AGAIN I'LL ******* TEAR YOU TO PIECES
+4
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#152 - olewhalehunter (09/08/2011) [-]
mario - drug addiction
User avatar #14 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (09/08/2011) [-]
Everyone playing Minecraft: OCD
User avatar #1 - docgusta (09/07/2011) [-]
thanks to you, the rest of my day will be dedicated to gta vice city
#2 to #1 - householdguy (09/07/2011) [-]
that's not necessarily a bad thing...
#33 - pyromaniacmonster (09/08/2011) [-]
Name: Sora
Age: 16
Diagnosis: Paranoid Schizophrenia
Details: Patient claims to have traveled to other universes and saved them from the "Heartless" and "Nobodies". Patient also claims that a group called "Organization XIII" is after him and intends to harm him. He hallucinates a boy named Roxas and believes he has the ability to talk to ducks, mice and dogs. In the past, the patient has hallucinated several other friends by the name of Kairi and Riku and has since attempted to regain and re-hallucinate those "friends". Patient is known to exhibit erratic and violent behavior when anyone challenges him about his hallucinations.
User avatar #107 to #33 - householdguy (09/08/2011) [-]
where'd you get that? Did you just come up with it?
User avatar #190 to #107 - pyromaniacmonster (09/09/2011) [-]
I came up with it 8D
User avatar #191 to #190 - householdguy (09/09/2011) [-]
good job!
i want to come up with my own but people keep leaving suggestions
give the people what they want :P
User avatar #192 to #191 - pyromaniacmonster (09/09/2011) [-]
Make a comp of user suggestions?
User avatar #193 to #192 - householdguy (09/09/2011) [-]
that's what this next one is turning into. i just need some people to get back with me so i know it's okay to use their idea. plus, i was going to add the last 4 from the original You need to login to view this link article just because i am kinda OCD and have to finish it
User avatar #194 to #193 - pyromaniacmonster (09/09/2011) [-]
You're free to use mine if you'd like 8D
Although a quick correction: Sora is 15, not 16
User avatar #195 to #194 - householdguy (09/09/2011) [-]
alright
thanks, yours will most likely be in number 2 lol
User avatar #196 to #195 - pyromaniacmonster (09/09/2011) [-]
Thanks~!
User avatar #109 - supamonkey (09/08/2011) [-]
i'd say ash is brain damaged, who uses a pikachu against brock huh?

WHO?!?
#125 to #109 - John Cena (09/08/2011) [-]
Anyone who played pokemon yellow
User avatar #126 to #125 - supamonkey (09/08/2011) [-]
nidoran with double kick
User avatar #182 - lazyzombie (09/08/2011) [-]
Winnie the Pooh -- eating disorder
Piglet -- general anxiety disorder
Rabbit -- OCD
Tigger -- ADHD, possible substance abuse
Eeyore -- Major Deppressive/Manic Depressive
Christopher Robbin -- Schizophrenic
Kanga/Roo -- Codependent
Don't remember where I got this, but this was totally called for
User avatar #189 to #182 - householdguy (09/09/2011) [-]
is it alright if i use these?
User avatar #200 to #189 - lazyzombie (09/10/2011) [-]
Of course, my dear :)
User avatar #201 to #200 - householdguy (09/10/2011) [-]
okay. it will be like a Winnie the Pooh version
all deds to ya
User avatar #183 to #182 - householdguy (09/08/2011) [-]
well **** .... i might have to make a third one if the second one does well
User avatar #184 to #182 - householdguy (09/08/2011) [-]
or just because i want to
#49 - John Cena (09/08/2011) [-]
Name: OP
Disorder: Severe homosexuality
OP likes to try and satisfy his insatiable appetite by gorging on cocks of all kind. His favourite are wrinckly asian cocks. When we asked him why he does this he simply replied "Hmmghhhhmmm" because his mouth was filled with a total of 8 cocks at the time. OP is a fag.
#53 to #51 - John Cena (09/08/2011) [-]
The feeling is mutual.
#142 - InfiniteFetus (09/08/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#163 to #142 - Exterwinator (09/08/2011) [-]
the protector good ass movie   
  
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the protector good ass movie

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#28 - ZenMacros (09/08/2011) [-]
Link has also been seen carrying:
-magnifying glass
-three different pairs of boots
-three similar outfits of different colors
-two different swords
-bow and 100 arrows
-20 bombs
-two musical instruments
-five condoms
#23 - sirizenhime (09/08/2011) [-]
Mario does Shrooms
Mario does Shrooms
User avatar #172 to #161 - householdguy (09/08/2011) [-]
a character my grandpa drew in high school back in the 60's. the cool dude
+3
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User avatar #86 - gammajk (09/08/2011) [-]
thumbed because you actually gave credit to cracked. Not many people do when they take their **** .
User avatar #91 to #86 - householdguy (09/08/2011) [-]
well i'm not going to take credit for what isn't mine
i just can't believe it wasn't on here before
#22 - fleacult (09/08/2011) [-]
and salad. dont forget the salad!
#133 - niggerlips (09/08/2011) [-]
broly the craziest mother ****** ever to exist
-3
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#148 to #141 - niggerlips (09/08/2011) [-]
has he destroyed planets and set his life goal on killing someone since he was a baby if not i think brolys the craziest psyco there is
has he destroyed planets and set his life goal on killing someone since he was a baby if not i think brolys the craziest psyco there is
User avatar #140 to #133 - householdguy (09/08/2011) [-]
i'll think of something for him for the next one
User avatar #145 to #140 - AwesomeAnonomous (09/08/2011) [-]
God Complex might be a good disorder for him
User avatar #150 to #145 - householdguy (09/08/2011) [-]
alright thanks. i'll like give credit to you and ********** or something. if i remember :P
if you see it and it doesn't give credit, just say something and i'll put it in the description
User avatar #156 to #150 - AwesomeAnonomous (09/08/2011) [-]
Alrighty
#167 to #165 - AwesomeAnonomous (09/08/2011) [-]
Broly fans UNITE!
+3
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User avatar #96 to #70 - householdguy (09/08/2011) [-]
the only more i can give are the 4 that i left out....
User avatar #97 to #70 - householdguy (09/08/2011) [-]
and i don't think that's enough
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