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Video Game Character Disorders

 
Video Game Character Disorders. Credit goes to Michael Swain from Cracked.com I apologize if somebody has posted this before. I searched but haven't found it, s

Credit goes to Michael Swain from Cracked.com
I apologize if somebody has posted this before. I searched but haven't found it, so I post it. Oh yeah, sorry for the ****** paint skills also :B
I'll try to think of some other ones. That way you guys can have your moar and it will also be OC. But it could be a while.
/funny_pictures/2593398/Video+Game+Character+Disorders+2/
^^ number 2

Diagnosis: Dorette‘ s
Patient grimaces every thirty seconds regardless ofthe
circumstances. Midway through a conversation about
Obama' s proposed bailout, he broke say that he' s here
to "kickass and chew gum," and has “all out ." l
offered him some gum, but and threatened
to "get medieval on my ass,"
Diagnosis: Bulemia Nervosa
Patient struggles to control a ballooning wasteland through
vomiting, binge seconds Lateran apples,
tomatoes, and giant eyeball monkees.
So desperate IS he for food that he' ll even eat items
like bombs and rocks. During severe episodes, he may even
try to swallowers aarroound him.
Antisocial Personality Disorder
He shows no empathy or regard forthe rights of others. Was
brought in by the VCPE a pregnant woman from
the roof of his mansion, running over in a stolen
car, then soliciting and murdering a prostitute with a bat.
ADHD
Patient IS hold still firony length ertime.
When asked about his day, he responded “smell ya
later, !" and sped out ofthe office
return moments a chili dog he claims he
got in France. Hethen leaped ,
smashing l because he “thought there might be rings
orsomething inside
OCD
Patient obsessively categorizes and collects small
animals. He ,
and elemental types
of his own have no basis in science
When confronted about his behavior, his answer IS
Gotta catch‘ em all!"
chitti
Disorder
Patients seem ontop ofthe world one minute, then
inexplicably blueone next.
lacist/ ici, Personality Disorder
Patient often plays the role of "the victim" to get
attention from her boyfriend. She exhibits excessive
fernand emotionality when she' s "kidnapped" by King
floopa, despite the fact that she has contractually been
harmed while being held captive by him.
Hoarding
Patient collects an unreasonable amount of seemingly
useless objects During the initial session, his pockets were
filled , wax and Insects, bits of stone,
numbers of masks, and a ragefilled with hundreds of
rupees. When i asked whatthe rupees were for, he said that
they were to buy a backto hold even more rupees
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#1 - docgusta
Reply +11
(09/07/2011) [-]
thanks to you, the rest of my day will be dedicated to gta vice city
#2 to #1 - householdguy [OP]
Reply +25
(09/07/2011) [-]
that's not necessarily a bad thing...
#90 - sixtyeightplusone
Reply +22
(09/08/2011) [-]
wtf??
#92 to #90 - householdguy [OP]
Reply +9
(09/08/2011) [-]
my grandpa drew it when he was in high school in the 60's. he calls it "the cool dude" lmao
#110 to #92 - fuckingninja
Reply +8
(09/08/2011) [-]
#65 - blueghost
Reply +19
(09/08/2011) [-]
Haha silly you must be mistaken, I'm not bipolar...
AND IF YOU SAY IT AGAIN I'LL ******* TEAR YOU TO PIECES
#80 to #65 - WOOOOOT **User deleted account**
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#15 - KakashiHatake
Reply +19
(09/08/2011) [-]
Link isn't the only one with oil in his pockets
#174 to #15 - anon
Reply 0
(09/08/2011) [-]
also hes a ******* ****** moran
#152 - olewhalehunter
Reply +12
(09/08/2011) [-]
mario - drug addiction
#149 - MalcomXatu
Reply +11
(09/08/2011) [-]
#14 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
Reply +11
(09/08/2011) [-]
Everyone playing Minecraft: OCD
#33 - pyromaniacmonster
Reply +9
(09/08/2011) [-]
Name: Sora
Age: 16
Diagnosis: Paranoid Schizophrenia
Details: Patient claims to have traveled to other universes and saved them from the "Heartless" and "Nobodies". Patient also claims that a group called "Organization XIII" is after him and intends to harm him. He hallucinates a boy named Roxas and believes he has the ability to talk to ducks, mice and dogs. In the past, the patient has hallucinated several other friends by the name of Kairi and Riku and has since attempted to regain and re-hallucinate those "friends". Patient is known to exhibit erratic and violent behavior when anyone challenges him about his hallucinations.
#107 to #33 - householdguy [OP]
Reply 0
(09/08/2011) [-]
where'd you get that? Did you just come up with it?
#190 to #107 - pyromaniacmonster
Reply 0
(09/09/2011) [-]
I came up with it 8D
#191 to #190 - householdguy [OP]
Reply 0
(09/09/2011) [-]
good job!
i want to come up with my own but people keep leaving suggestions
give the people what they want :P
#192 to #191 - pyromaniacmonster
Reply 0
(09/09/2011) [-]
Make a comp of user suggestions?
#193 to #192 - householdguy [OP]
Reply 0
(09/09/2011) [-]
that's what this next one is turning into. i just need some people to get back with me so i know it's okay to use their idea. plus, i was going to add the last 4 from the original You need to login to view this link article just because i am kinda OCD and have to finish it
#194 to #193 - pyromaniacmonster
Reply 0
(09/09/2011) [-]
You're free to use mine if you'd like 8D
Although a quick correction: Sora is 15, not 16
#195 to #194 - householdguy [OP]
Reply +1
(09/09/2011) [-]
alright
thanks, yours will most likely be in number 2 lol
#196 to #195 - pyromaniacmonster
Reply 0
(09/09/2011) [-]
Thanks~!
#109 - supamonkey
Reply +8
(09/08/2011) [-]
i'd say ash is brain damaged, who uses a pikachu against brock huh?

WHO?!?
#125 to #109 - anon
Reply 0
(09/08/2011) [-]
Anyone who played pokemon yellow
#126 to #125 - supamonkey
Reply +1
(09/08/2011) [-]
nidoran with double kick
#49 - anon
Reply 0
(09/08/2011) [-]
Name: OP
Disorder: Severe homosexuality
OP likes to try and satisfy his insatiable appetite by gorging on cocks of all kind. His favourite are wrinckly asian cocks. When we asked him why he does this he simply replied "Hmmghhhhmmm" because his mouth was filled with a total of 8 cocks at the time. OP is a fag.
#51 to #49 - jonesface
Reply +7
(09/08/2011) [-]
#53 to #51 - anon
Reply 0
(09/08/2011) [-]
The feeling is mutual.