Diagnosis: Dorette‘ s
Patient grimaces every thirty seconds regardless ofthe
circumstances. Midway through a conversation about
Obama' s proposed bailout, he broke say that he' s here
to "kickass and chew gum," and has “all out ." l
offered him some gum, but and threatened
to "get medieval on my ass,"
Diagnosis: Bulemia Nervosa
Patient struggles to control a ballooning wasteland through
vomiting, binge seconds Lateran apples,
tomatoes, and giant eyeball monkees.
So desperate IS he for food that he' ll even eat items
like bombs and rocks. During severe episodes, he may even
try to swallowers aarroound him.
Antisocial Personality Disorder
He shows no empathy or regard forthe rights of others. Was
brought in by the VCPE a pregnant woman from
the roof of his mansion, running over in a stolen
car, then soliciting and murdering a prostitute with a bat.
Patient IS hold still firony length ertime.
When asked about his day, he responded “smell ya
later, !" and sped out ofthe office
return moments a chili dog he claims he
got in France. Hethen leaped ,
smashing l because he “thought there might be rings
Patient obsessively categorizes and collects small
animals. He ,
and elemental types
of his own have no basis in science
When confronted about his behavior, his answer IS
Gotta catch‘ em all!"
Patients seem ontop ofthe world one minute, then
inexplicably blueone next.
lacist/ ici, Personality Disorder
Patient often plays the role of "the victim" to get
attention from her boyfriend. She exhibits excessive
fernand emotionality when she' s "kidnapped" by King
floopa, despite the fact that she has contractually been
harmed while being held captive by him.
Patient collects an unreasonable amount of seemingly
useless objects During the initial session, his pockets were
filled , wax and Insects, bits of stone,
numbers of masks, and a ragefilled with hundreds of
rupees. When i asked whatthe rupees were for, he said that
they were to buy a backto hold even more rupees