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Video Game Character Disorders

Credit goes to Michael Swain from Cracked.com
I apologize if somebody has posted this before. I searched but haven't found it, so I post it. Oh yeah, sorry for the ****** paint skills also :B
I'll try to think of some other ones. That way you guys can have your moar and it will also be OC. But it could be a while.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2593398/Video+Game+Character+Disorders+2/
^^ number 2

Diagnosis: Dorette‘ s
Patient grimaces every thirty seconds regardless ofthe
circumstances. Midway through a conversation about
Obama' s proposed bailout, he broke say that he' s here
to "kickass and chew gum," and has “all out ." l
offered him some gum, but and threatened
to "get medieval on my ass,"
Diagnosis: Bulemia Nervosa
Patient struggles to control a ballooning wasteland through
vomiting, binge seconds Lateran apples,
tomatoes, and giant eyeball monkees.
So desperate IS he for food that he' ll even eat items
like bombs and rocks. During severe episodes, he may even
try to swallowers aarroound him.
Antisocial Personality Disorder
He shows no empathy or regard forthe rights of others. Was
brought in by the VCPE a pregnant woman from
the roof of his mansion, running over in a stolen
car, then soliciting and murdering a prostitute with a bat.
ADHD
Patient IS hold still firony length ertime.
When asked about his day, he responded “smell ya
later, !" and sped out ofthe office
return moments a chili dog he claims he
got in France. Hethen leaped ,
smashing l because he “thought there might be rings
orsomething inside
OCD
Patient obsessively categorizes and collects small
animals. He ,
and elemental types
of his own have no basis in science
When confronted about his behavior, his answer IS
Gotta catch‘ em all!"
chitti
Disorder
Patients seem ontop ofthe world one minute, then
inexplicably blueone next.
lacist/ ici, Personality Disorder
Patient often plays the role of "the victim" to get
attention from her boyfriend. She exhibits excessive
fernand emotionality when she' s "kidnapped" by King
floopa, despite the fact that she has contractually been
harmed while being held captive by him.
Hoarding
Patient collects an unreasonable amount of seemingly
useless objects During the initial session, his pockets were
filled , wax and Insects, bits of stone,
numbers of masks, and a ragefilled with hundreds of
rupees. When i asked whatthe rupees were for, he said that
they were to buy a backto hold even more rupees
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User avatar #1 - docgusta (09/07/2011) [+] (5 replies)
thanks to you, the rest of my day will be dedicated to gta vice city
#2 to #1 - householdguy (09/07/2011) [-]
that's not necessarily a bad thing...
#90 - sixtyeightplusone (09/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
wtf??
User avatar #65 - blueghost (09/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Haha silly you must be mistaken, I'm not bipolar...
AND IF YOU SAY IT AGAIN I'LL ******* TEAR YOU TO PIECES
#15 - KakashiHatake (09/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Link isn't the only one with oil in his pockets
#152 - olewhalehunter (09/08/2011) [-]
mario - drug addiction
#49 - anonymous (09/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Name: OP
Disorder: Severe homosexuality
OP likes to try and satisfy his insatiable appetite by gorging on cocks of all kind. His favourite are wrinckly asian cocks. When we asked him why he does this he simply replied "Hmmghhhhmmm" because his mouth was filled with a total of 8 cocks at the time. OP is a fag.
User avatar #14 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (09/08/2011) [-]
Everyone playing Minecraft: OCD
#33 - pyromaniacmonster (09/08/2011) [+] (8 replies)
Name: Sora
Age: 16
Diagnosis: Paranoid Schizophrenia
Details: Patient claims to have traveled to other universes and saved them from the "Heartless" and "Nobodies". Patient also claims that a group called "Organization XIII" is after him and intends to harm him. He hallucinates a boy named Roxas and believes he has the ability to talk to ducks, mice and dogs. In the past, the patient has hallucinated several other friends by the name of Kairi and Riku and has since attempted to regain and re-hallucinate those "friends". Patient is known to exhibit erratic and violent behavior when anyone challenges him about his hallucinations.
User avatar #109 - supamonkey (09/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
i'd say ash is brain damaged, who uses a pikachu against brock huh?

WHO?!?
#142 - InfiniteFetus (09/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#28 - ZenMacros ONLINE (09/08/2011) [-]
Link has also been seen carrying:
-magnifying glass
-three different pairs of boots
-three similar outfits of different colors
-two different swords
-bow and 100 arrows
-20 bombs
-two musical instruments
-five condoms
#23 - sirizenhime (09/08/2011) [-]
Mario does Shrooms
Mario does Shrooms
User avatar #86 - gammajk ONLINE (09/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
thumbed because you actually gave credit to cracked. Not many people do when they take their **** .
#35 - punkestrock (09/08/2011) [+] (12 replies)
What not to say while having sex.
User avatar #48 to #35 - bettywhitefan (09/08/2011) [-]
Hi mom
#22 - fleacult (09/08/2011) [-]
and salad. dont forget the salad!
User avatar #182 - lazyzombie (09/08/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Winnie the Pooh -- eating disorder
Piglet -- general anxiety disorder
Rabbit -- OCD
Tigger -- ADHD, possible substance abuse
Eeyore -- Major Deppressive/Manic Depressive
Christopher Robbin -- Schizophrenic
Kanga/Roo -- Codependent
Don't remember where I got this, but this was totally called for
#133 - niggerlips (09/08/2011) [+] (9 replies)
broly the craziest mother ****** ever to exist
#70 - karmont (09/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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