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Sex you say? (Part 11)

The, erect
eenie its 1, 0021‘:
100. 000 for one year without
sex. 83% of women would
accept that offer says a large
study.
By frequently performing a
restrain breathing technique the
male orgasm can be extended
up to 10 seconds.
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#98 - alcatrazeightyfive (09/07/2011) [+] (4 replies)
What exactly is that breathing technique?
User avatar #18 - Totaler (09/06/2011) [+] (4 replies)
He can undo 56 bras in one minute.


Most men can't undo one bra in 56 minutes.
#4 - tkfishandchips (09/06/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#290 - dooblydoo (09/07/2011) [-]
I must learn this breathing technique
I must learn this breathing technique
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User avatar #92 - Thehomelessman (09/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Okay, some I'm just minding my own business, then I look across the field and see this lovely young lady about 50 yards away from me, bending over, picking some flowers. So I continue wandering, doing whatever. However, I keep on glancing upon her.
However I find that I am slowly drifting towards her. Finally I can't help it. I sneak over to where she is, then ram her in the butt. I can't tell if she is moaning from pain or ecstasy. However I repeatedly do this, and as she is trying to run, I just follow and keep on at it.
However, out of the corner of my eye I see a man walking towards me. As he gets closer I realize it is her dad, and he is wielding a shotgun, cradled in his hands. I can see the anger and hatred burning within his eyes, so I start backing off of my prey.
He approaches upon me and in one swift fluid motion cocks his shotgun, the crack echoes and causing me to freeze in place.
As he lifts up the shotgun in place, aiming directly for me. I realize I'm about to be slaughtered. However his daughter runs in front saying that I don't know any better. Her dad responds in a grueling snarl that things like me shouldn't exist, and I would be better dead. They bicker back and forth. As they continue their debate I look down at my hoofs and continue eating. I'm a goat.
#317 - Fluorum (09/07/2011) [-]
919 men in 2004... 365 days in a year, that means about 3 different men every day.  
  
but then I read the description
919 men in 2004... 365 days in a year, that means about 3 different men every day.

but then I read the description
#38 - idrinkmammothsperm (09/07/2011) [+] (9 replies)
**idrinkmammothsperm rolls 1**
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#330 - mrgordons (09/07/2011) [-]
African elephant you say...


So tell us about that Asian elephant.
User avatar #301 - biggilton (09/07/2011) [+] (3 replies)
$100,000 No sex for a year? Okay, fine.
$100,000 No masturbating for a year? **** you sir, may you step on a lego.
#89 - iamnonconformist (09/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#73 - amunra (09/07/2011) [-]
<- Every guy after having sex with Lisa Sparxxx.
#81 - captintoasterr (09/07/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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#292 - chewythewolftwo (09/07/2011) [-]
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#269 - coonmix (09/07/2011) [+] (8 replies)
919 men in a year...?
There are 356 days in a year....!
#221 - iguessthatsfine (09/07/2011) [-]
**iguessthatsfine rolls 566**
#22 - blargmode (09/06/2011) [+] (7 replies)
So... Were is my 100 000?
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