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Smart Ass Answer #5:
A flight attendant was stationed at
the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she
extended her hand for the ticket
and he opened his trench coat and
flashed her. Without missing a beat
she said, "Sir, I need to see your
ticket not your stub."
Smart Ass Answer #3:
The cop got out of his car and the
kid who was stopped for speeding
rolled down his window. "l' been
waiting for you all day," the cop
said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I
got here as fast as I could." When
the cop finally stopped laughing,
he sent the kid on his way without
a ticket.
Smart Ass Answer #1:
A college teacher reminds her
class of tomorrow' s final exam.
Now class, I won' t tolerate any
excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a
nuclear attack or a serious
personal injury or illness, or a
death in your immediate family, but
that' s it, no other excuses
whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in
the back of the room raised his
hand and asked, "What would
you say if tomorrow I said I was
suffering from complete and
utter sexual exhaustion?" The
entire class is reduced to
laughter and snickering. When
silence was restored, the teacher
smiled knowingly at the student,
shaking her head and sweetly
said "Well, I guess you' d have to
write the exam with your other
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