Im so trying this. You are missing all the fun! Go here!: www.facebook.com/panaojizz Its a repost? I never saw it before, if you are that mad, skip it and go st Im so trying this You are missing all the fun! Go here!: www facebook com/panaojizz Its a repost? I never saw it before if you that mad skip and go st
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Im so trying this. You are missing all the fun! Go here!: www.facebook.com/panaojizz Its a repost? I never saw it before, if you are that mad, skip it and go st

You are missing all the fun!
Go here!: www.facebook.com/panaojizz
Its a repost? I never saw it before, if you are that mad, skip it and go stick something up your ass

Today in school, I had tty take a really huge dump. It felt like it was mostlyjunk gas, buil
proceeded tty the bathwater anyway. I walk in tty find CINE pf the sergeants from the
recruiting table happily peeing away in a urinal. I entered a stall directly behind him. I sat an
the tallet, but I held it in. I then proceeded tty yell In a "We' got hastily enemy
artillery 500 meters Numb! They' re preparing tty fire on bur passant" And Then I let DUI a
lang, slow, descending whistle (to mimic the sound pf artillery shells pf course) And right
at the end pf the whistle, I let it rip. It was [HIE pf the nastiest, wettest farts We ever seeded.
A few rabbit pellets came out with velocity and made splashing sends not unlike
those sammus made by shells hitting water. I then yelled "Ohh God! I' m hit!" and released a
few residual gas pockets that came DUI sounding like popcorn and said "The ammo bunker
just blew!" The last thing I heard DUI teethe sergeant was him gagging an his own spit Hem
laughing so hard as he walked DUI anothe bathroom. MLIA
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#244 - ilikethreetwo
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User avatar #464 to #244 - gummybearmurderer
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the funny thing is that this isn't fake at all and the scene with the real people was actually in the movie
User avatar #250 to #244 - blahhhh
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I bet you were waiting forever to use this one. 1 thumb for making me laugh
#25 - gazoogo
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Reminds me of this.
#533 to #25 - xigrimxreaperix
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User avatar #592 to #25 - ryanmck
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was expecting a get on the floor everyone walk the dinosaur lmao but still an epic story
#707 to #25 - duopros
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#58 to #25 - thewiseass
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#44 to #25 - reshiram
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and that my friends...   
is why i will never go on 4chan
and that my friends...
is why i will never go on 4chan
#184 to #25 - ObamaCareFTW
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... literally
#139 to #25 - ragazzaitaliana
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Oh Lawd.

I about died reading that
#33 to #25 - eisende
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#31 to #25 - msgtiron **User deleted account**
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#95 to #31 - ourunz **User deleted account**
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#380 - sneaksyoubacon
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> hot teacher walks into classroom  
> trying to hide boner  
> trip over chair  
> rip jeans  
> girl i like staring at my boxers  
> let out a huge fart  
> classroom turns blue  
> I'm in the ocean  
> something bites my PENIS  
> the teacher is now a shark  
> reach into my pocket  
> spaghetti
> hot teacher walks into classroom
> trying to hide boner
> trip over chair
> rip jeans
> girl i like staring at my boxers
> let out a huge fart
> classroom turns blue
> I'm in the ocean
> something bites my PENIS
> the teacher is now a shark
> reach into my pocket
> spaghetti
#414 to #380 - cjpirate **User deleted account**
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#427 to #380 - triplebacon **User deleted account**
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User avatar #394 to #380 - Theemannification
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LMAO at the dogs
#396 to #380 - excitedllama
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#407 to #380 - JudasLitl
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#399 to #380 - leakypillow
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#490 to #399 - olewhalehunter
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#383 to #380 - chawlsBITCH
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Spaghetti in your pocket?
#402 - yeahbuddyforever
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THATS FUNNY CUZ HE FARTED AND HIS FRIEND DIDNT SNEEZE
User avatar #452 to #402 - awesomesauceb
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**** thats funny
User avatar #419 to #402 - catofcaoco
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You sir made me giggle, one thumb for you
#670 - markeriksen
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**markeriksen rolls 00**
User avatar #672 to #670 - skittlemcmuffin
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Too bad you do that on a lot of posts, huh?
User avatar #673 to #672 - markeriksen
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haven't posted this 1 in 4 days
User avatar #674 to #673 - skittlemcmuffin
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I went to your profile and saw that you roll 2 on so many posts...never specified what you did on a lot of posts, buddy.
#678 to #670 - leroller
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**leroller rolls 86**
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User avatar #683 to #670 - XiceXfistX
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divide that by 1
#555 - jedisquirrel
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**jedisquirrel rolls 99**
**jedisquirrel rolls 99**
User avatar #573 to #555 - Theyneverknow
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Ah the good old days..Where modded lobbies were common, non modded didnt suck ass, and knife lunges were incredible
I have actually played in the lobby that gives you that..I can't remember what it did to guns but if you knifed with the crosshair on anybody you basicaly replaced them
#607 to #555 - gigantfly
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Trips in the comment number + Dubs in the comment = win
User avatar #574 to #555 - chainway
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ah this GIF is just awsome. and then dubs :O i wish i could give you a thumb for each
#584 to #555 - RainbowFright
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I am beyond exhausted and was falling asleep while on FJ but then I saw yuor gif and I just can't take me eyes off it. Sorrry for spelling errors I spell better when I've had some sleep I swear. But thumb for you.
#525 - thegoodshet
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**thegoodshet rolls 66**
#528 to #525 - browskii
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congrtz bro :D
#537 to #528 - ateequalsd
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too...much...awsomeness!!!
too...much...awsomeness!!!
#489 - blackhawkrida
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