Genie Troll. I noticed this will be taken off Highest rated in a couple of hours so thought id say I LOVE YOU ALL! FJ 4 LIFE! or atleast til i get one! HAHA TOP
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Genie Troll

Genie Troll. I noticed this will be taken off Highest rated in a couple of hours so thought id say I LOVE YOU ALL! FJ 4 LIFE! or atleast til i get one! HAHA TOP

I noticed this will be taken off Highest rated in a couple of hours so thought id say I LOVE YOU ALL! FJ 4 LIFE! or atleast til i get one! HAHA
TOP 5!! ******* oath this is bonza!!

Labaia my own business‘
A magic lamp
What If I rub Ito.
You shall be
granted 3 wishes -
What shall your
flat one be?
Well, people
always call me
a freak
My left arm Is
shorter than my
right arm
I flsh that my
arms are just as
long as each other
NO! THE
OTHER WAY
Wish
Never trust a genie wath a Trollface
Your choice 9'
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Submitted: 09/05/2011
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User avatar #2 - kauestud (09/05/2011) [-]
HE NEVER SAID I WISH
#345 - youcame (09/06/2011) [-]
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Sorry OP, i had to
User avatar #350 to #345 - action (09/06/2011) [-]
grats sir, you made me laugh
#352 to #345 - bananatits (09/06/2011) [-]
Too bad he's not the OP, old comic.
#336 to #330 - trollerdollar (09/06/2011) [-]
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User avatar #360 to #336 - chzelife (09/06/2011) [-]
By the looks of all those red thumbs, you should be fornicating with yourself right about now.
User avatar #335 to #330 - gravitystereo (09/06/2011) [-]
I wish good guy greg didn't have a popped collar..
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#338 to #335 - warwipf **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#343 to #340 - warwipf **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#372 to #343 - madercrombie (09/06/2011) [-]
I did it to make you look good bro
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#385 to #372 - warwipf **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#373 to #372 - madercrombie (09/06/2011) [-]
p.s +1 for everyone
User avatar #355 to #338 - bcnstrpsbcnstrps (09/06/2011) [-]
same here...
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#28 - juggalodigo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#41 to #28 - anon (09/05/2011) [-]
A lot*
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#43 to #41 - juggalodigo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #329 to #28 - rpursley (09/06/2011) [-]
or just wish that whatever you wished for in your mind would come true lol
User avatar #291 to #28 - majorasworld (09/06/2011) [-]
It's no use. They always find a way.

It's like wishing for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And no zombie turkeys, and not turning into a turkey yourself.

When you get the sandwich, the turkey is dry.
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User avatar #58 to #53 - themanwithnoplan (09/05/2011) [-]
step 1. Wish for more wishes. (but wait you can't do that.)

step 2. wish you can wish for more wishes

step 3. ???????????

step 4. Profit!
#63 to #58 - IrishReaper (09/05/2011) [-]
Step 1: Wish to have as many genies that will grant your wishes, and your wishes only.  
  
Step 2: Wish for to have the genies whenever you want.  
  
Step 3: Wish that the genie could only interpret wishes exactly as you intend them  
  
Step 4: ?????????????????  
  
Step 5: Party hard
Step 1: Wish to have as many genies that will grant your wishes, and your wishes only.

Step 2: Wish for to have the genies whenever you want.

Step 3: Wish that the genie could only interpret wishes exactly as you intend them

Step 4: ?????????????????

Step 5: Party hard
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#66 to #58 - aqlpswko **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#74 to #66 - zombieindenial ONLINE (09/05/2011) [-]
you stole that! C&H
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#76 to #74 - aqlpswko **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #60 to #59 - themanwithnoplan (09/05/2011) [-]
Thank Daniel Tosh
#61 to #53 - captnpl (09/05/2011) [-]
1. wish for the power to grant your own wishes.

2. tell the genie to go **** himself

3. profit
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#348 - koobztwoonefourtwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#79 - lulztothemax (09/05/2011) [-]
three wishes!? boy i wish i would've known that earlier!
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#49 - mzak **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #55 to #49 - drocktapus (09/05/2011) [-]
I HEAR A CHARGER!!!
#21 - anon (09/05/2011) [-]
"You may have three wishes granted or questions answered"
"REALLY?"
"Yes, really."
"No, REALLY?"
"Yes, really."
"WELL DIP ME IN **** !"
User avatar #24 to #21 - lolsimples (09/05/2011) [-]
lol
#14 - attractivepinecone (09/05/2011) [-]
Actually, according to myth, all genies are trolls. Their name actually translates to something along the lines of 'trickster'. They're dishonest assholes who catch you in the technicalities of your wish and make it negative.

Anyone ever watch the episode of Fairly Odd Parents that introduces Norm the genie? That's pretty spot on.
User avatar #372 to #14 - killboy (01/08/2014) [-]
Hello,I am from the future.
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#98 to #14 - mysterymooseman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#115 to #14 - afroafroafro (09/05/2011) [-]
Actually that is completely wrong. Djinn are creatures similar to angels, made by Allah out of "smokeless flame". The word djinn stem from a old arabic word meaning something similar to "hidden". Also, the djinn weren't all trolls, just like humans, they could range from evil, neutral and good.
#18 to #14 - RageGuyyourmom ONLINE (09/05/2011) [-]
I love that episode.
User avatar #34 to #18 - attractivepinecone (09/05/2011) [-]
Me too! Fairy lawyers for the win.
User avatar #17 to #14 - swimmingprodigy (09/05/2011) [-]
thats like basically every single genie in the history of the world except for Aladdin.
User avatar #33 to #17 - attractivepinecone (09/05/2011) [-]
True, but unfortunately, when the average person tries to think of what a genie is, they think of Aladdin's genie.
User avatar #110 to #17 - rawrisme (09/05/2011) [-]
Or I dream of Jeanie.
To some extent.
#212 - Wingwalker (09/06/2011) [-]
i know that genie from somewhere...
#73 - HolyArachnid (09/05/2011) [-]
Two Arab terrorists were in a locker room, taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one noticed the other had a huge cork stuck in his butt.

"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"

"I regret I cannot," lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently stuck in my arse."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first terrorist said, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, 'I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'

"I said, 'No **** ?'"
#44 - Ulmer (09/05/2011) [-]
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#19 to #13 - divinemaddness (09/05/2011) [-]
We've been bluffing about that for centuries
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#357 - princesssparkle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#287 - astar (09/06/2011) [-]
I'm surprised the joke went that far....i wouldhave stopped here
#302 to #287 - imrickjamesiii (09/06/2011) [-]
LOLOLOL
#332 to #287 - anon (09/06/2011) [-]
I never usually do this, but can someone please explain this one? It's killing me
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#341 to #332 - warwipf **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #104 - barbaramanatee (09/05/2011) [-]
**barbaramanatee rolls 99**
0
#111 to #104 - eatchickendaily has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #107 to #104 - fillydelphia (09/05/2011) [-]
Problems but dubs ain't one.
#112 to #107 - barbaramanatee (09/05/2011) [-]
Nice. That was really funny!!
User avatar #38 - graypedrank (09/05/2011) [-]
**graypedrank rolls 11** I LOL'd
User avatar #271 to #150 - unknownaccount (09/06/2011) [-]
**unknownaccount rolls 3** Will I be able to finish my homework?
#274 to #271 - unknownaccount (09/06/2011) [-]
I can live with that.
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#277 to #150 - ericole has deleted their comment [-]
#280 to #150 - janasama (09/06/2011) [-]
**janasama rolls 9** Will I have pokemon yellow the next month?
#283 to #280 - janasama (09/06/2011) [-]
well
**** .
User avatar #158 to #150 - fellthatsexydrop (09/05/2011) [-]
**fellthatsexydrop rolls 1**
Will my parents get back together?
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#214 to #150 - nachoiscool has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #233 to #150 - imafreakingmelon (09/06/2011) [-]
**imafreakingmelon rolls 8** Am I smart?
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#254 to #150 - simplescience has deleted their comment [-]
#157 to #150 - abandks (09/05/2011) [-]
**abandks rolls 8** Will I be getting laid friday night?
User avatar #168 to #157 - heylisten (09/05/2011) [-]
**heylisten rolls 4**
Can I have your number?
User avatar #191 to #150 - orderanonymous (09/06/2011) [-]
**orderanonymous rolls 1** Will I ever win the game?
User avatar #229 to #150 - PEDOBEARRULEZ (09/06/2011) [-]
**PEDOBEARRULEZ rolls 4** will justin bieber ever stop singing and come out of the closet
+8
#159 to #150 - darkchampion **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#163 to #159 - winwar (09/05/2011) [-]
Lol Iunno
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#166 to #163 - darkchampion **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#193 to #166 - winwar (09/06/2011) [-]
I've watched the movie but I heard it was a book series too
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#199 to #193 - darkchampion **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#161 to #159 - darkchampion **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#156 to #150 - anon (09/05/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 7** are you ever gonna shave your beard?
User avatar #220 to #150 - SmellyLama (09/06/2011) [-]
**SmellyLama rolls 0** is op a fag
User avatar #152 to #150 - mmmilovemeth (09/05/2011) [-]
**mmmilovemeth rolls 1** do you love cock?
User avatar #262 to #150 - radsteriii (09/06/2011) [-]
**radsteriii rolls 9** are these singles?
#258 to #150 - simplescience (09/06/2011) [-]
**simplescience rolls 3** Will the next answer you give be "no"?
User avatar #194 to #150 - theeditor (09/06/2011) [-]
**theeditor rolls 3** will you gently make love to me and look me in the eyes during
User avatar #195 to #194 - theeditor (09/06/2011) [-]
b-bu-but i thought we had something special ;_;
#249 to #150 - delario (09/06/2011) [-]
**delario rolls 49** will i roll dubs?
User avatar #164 to #150 - kref (09/05/2011) [-]
**kref rolls 1** hmm, do you lie when people roll evens?
#221 to #150 - anon (09/06/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6** Does the boy I like like me?
User avatar #240 to #150 - tehsteak (09/06/2011) [-]
**tehsteak rolls 2**
is this an odd number?
User avatar #202 to #150 - navestotwo (09/06/2011) [-]
**navestotwo rolls 9** Will i score once with this girl im talking to right now?
User avatar #204 to #202 - navestotwo (09/06/2011) [-]
**navestotwo rolls 4** SHOULD i score once with this girl im talking to right now?
User avatar #206 to #204 - navestotwo (09/06/2011) [-]
oo yea..
User avatar #230 to #150 - blankblank (09/06/2011) [-]
**blankblank rolls 9** Will I wake up tomorrow with a sore anus and a large satisfied black man?
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#285 to #150 - ericole has deleted their comment [-]
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#190 to #150 - avengedsevenx has deleted their comment [-]
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#279 to #150 - ericole has deleted their comment [-]
#175 to #150 - djcreeper (09/06/2011) [-]
**djcreeper rolls 1** Will all the trolls be revived?
#192 to #175 - cafemocha (09/06/2011) [-]
I has a sad now.
I has a sad now.
#218 to #192 - djcreeper (09/06/2011) [-]
As am I.
As am I.
User avatar #260 to #218 - cafemocha (09/06/2011) [-]
Excuse me while I go beat Hussie up and then cry on his shoulder.
User avatar #263 to #260 - djcreeper (09/06/2011) [-]
They should AT LEAST, revive Tavros.
User avatar #269 to #263 - cafemocha (09/06/2011) [-]
Tavros and Nepeta. And Equius.


Wait. Your name is djcreeper AND you're a homestuck reader? **** this, I have to add you as a friend now.
User avatar #272 to #269 - djcreeper (09/06/2011) [-]
Sounds good.
#288 to #175 - janasama (09/06/2011) [-]
D:  
Oh noes :c
D:
Oh noes :c
User avatar #273 to #150 - splatterfest (09/06/2011) [-]
**splatterfest rolls 3** Will Nick bring back all the 80-90s cartoons?
#180 to #150 - unholuacid (09/06/2011) [-]
**unholuacid rolls 9** Do Meta-physicians contemplate suicide?
User avatar #265 to #150 - hamstergod (09/06/2011) [-]
**hamstergod rolls 9** will i ever date the girl i wanna date?
User avatar #266 to #265 - hamstergod (09/06/2011) [-]
**hamstergod rolls 8** O rly?
User avatar #268 to #266 - hamstergod (09/06/2011) [-]
**hamstergod rolls 6** please?
User avatar #165 to #150 - heylisten (09/05/2011) [-]
**heylisten rolls 9**
Potato
User avatar #259 to #150 - whatsaspacebar (09/06/2011) [-]
**whatsaspacebar rolls 2**
User avatar #205 to #150 - jetset (09/06/2011) [-]
**jetset rolls 8** will i have sex with every hot chick in the world
User avatar #208 to #205 - jetset (09/06/2011) [-]
katy perry, bend over NOW
User avatar #255 to #150 - theeditor (09/06/2011) [-]
**theeditor rolls 5** am i ever going to get a good comic idea ever again
User avatar #256 to #255 - theeditor (09/06/2011) [-]
D:
#179 to #150 - anon (09/06/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0** Will funny OC ever happen?
#250 to #150 - forsakenart (09/06/2011) [-]
what is the meaning of life? *role 1*
#252 to #250 - forsakenart (09/06/2011) [-]
**forsakenart rolls 0**
User avatar #173 to #150 - veryclevername (09/06/2011) [-]
**veryclevername rolls 0**
does she like me?
User avatar #177 to #173 - veryclevername (09/06/2011) [-]
**veryclevername rolls 1**
will i ever kiss her?
User avatar #178 to #177 - veryclevername (09/06/2011) [-]
**veryclevername rolls 8** will i make her kiss me?
User avatar #181 to #178 - veryclevername (09/06/2011) [-]
**veryclevername rolls 8**will she give me a blowjob?
User avatar #182 to #181 - veryclevername (09/06/2011) [-]
**veryclevername rolls 5** will i have sex with her?
User avatar #184 to #182 - veryclevername (09/06/2011) [-]
**veryclevername rolls 5**
will i make her have sex with me?
User avatar #223 to #184 - PEDOBEARRULEZ (09/06/2011) [-]
NO MEANS NO
User avatar #238 to #150 - ItTheClown (09/06/2011) [-]
**ItTheClown rolls 9** Will my OC I just made make it to Front Page?
User avatar #305 to #297 - ItTheClown (09/06/2011) [-]
Thank you :P
#309 to #305 - brandonreyes (09/06/2011) [-]
lol no problem :D  
  
gif unrelated
lol no problem :D

gif unrelated
User avatar #246 to #245 - ItTheClown (09/06/2011) [-]
**ItTheClown rolls 4**
#290 to #150 - ericole (09/06/2011) [-]
**ericole rolls 9** will I ever get a girlfriend
#300 to #299 - ericole (09/06/2011) [-]
**ericole rolls 8**
User avatar #228 to #150 - iamawesomelyawesom (09/06/2011) [-]
**iamawesomelyawesom rolls 1** Will this school year suck?
User avatar #185 to #150 - sixfootfive (09/06/2011) [-]
**sixfootfive rolls 2**

Will I ever be able to drive?
User avatar #222 to #185 - PEDOBEARRULEZ (09/06/2011) [-]
did you ask that because your asain, and you heard all asains suck at driving and you wanted to see if it was true?
User avatar #227 to #222 - sixfootfive (09/06/2011) [-]
I asked it because I've been taking driving lessons for a year and I still feel like I'm miles away from my licence.

That and I couldn't think of anything funny to ask it.

And I'm not Asian, I'm British.
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User avatar #316 to #150 - Izendaremp (09/06/2011) [-]
**Izendaremp rolls 2** will i roll a 7?
User avatar #318 to #316 - Izendaremp (09/06/2011) [-]
**Izendaremp rolls 1**
User avatar #203 to #150 - theepicninja (09/06/2011) [-]
**theepicninja rolls 2** will I ever have sex with my gf?
User avatar #209 to #203 - theepicninja (09/06/2011) [-]
**theepicninja rolls 0** my dog?
User avatar #213 to #209 - theepicninja (09/06/2011) [-]
......
User avatar #315 to #150 - theymarvel (09/06/2011) [-]
**theymarvel rolls 0** Is it my Birthday tomorrow?
User avatar #317 to #315 - theymarvel (09/06/2011) [-]
The truth has been spoken.
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#171 to #150 - voicesofviolence **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
-1
#289 to #150 - datguywithecoolhat has deleted their comment [-]
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#296 to #289 - datguywithecoolhat has deleted their comment [-]
#225 to #150 - simplescience (09/06/2011) [-]
**simplescience rolls 8** Will I roll an odd number?
#226 to #225 - thefriendlyhobo (09/06/2011) [-]
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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